₦airaland Forum

toyinrayo:
eya, you see? i like to responding to you when you're not pervertic. . .thanks, i feel missed. . . so how was church?

which church?you no know say today na friday?abeg na mosalasi i go o,tomorrow wey be saturday na for awon tiwa gangan{traditional}den on sunday i go lead the service

toyinrayo:
lol. . .

welcome on board baby,this place has been so boring without you

A.OYEGBESAN@YAHOO.COM:
When Men like the poster and 'supercunt' don't make any sense, we call them cunts.

must they make sense?are we in school or something?get a life man,dont take life too serious you will never get out of it alive no matter how hard you try, _{spits on your face}

ol boy why you wan start another civil war for nairaland?trouble sleep yanga go wake am,na nigerian girls you dey follow drag wahala,i pity you,by the time them finish with you,na you mama go follow you come nairaland to helep you beg,you said nairaland girls no fine,you nko?you fine?i rather vote for obj and taribo west than to vote for you in a beauty contest,ok i see,somebody just whisper to me say na escape you escape for zoo and den still dey look for you for where you really belong _ZOO

me i no know you,i no miss you,but i welcome you back,how[b] MARKET[/b] _{you know the market now}

Busta:
seen it before.

its all over Nairaland

and you still came back for it again or were you just passing by or passing through or you were piercing through?

Zebedee:
hey supercunt is that your experience you're trying to share?

no,its your experience

who else super[b]CUNT [/b] of course.

since she likes surprises,i would suggest that you surprise her with a VIBRATOR

if na local girl you fit buy am suya,boli{roasted plantain}fried yam and akara.

except members of my immediate family,all other meats are chopabale especially on lonely nights

[b]
The problems with GUYS :





If u
TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

If u
Don't , he says u are PROUD .

If u
DRESS Nicely , he says u are trying to LURE him;

If u
Don't , he says u are from VILLAGE .

If u
ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ;

If u keep
QUIET , he says u have no B RAINS .

If u are
SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE ;

If he's
Smarter than u, he is GREAT .

If u don't
L ove him, he tries to POSSESS u;

If u
Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u don't
make love with him., he says u don't Love him;

If u
do !! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your
PROBLEM , he says u are TROUBLESOME ;

If u
don't , he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u
SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

If he
SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u
BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED ;

If he
BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u
SMOKE , u are BAD girl;

If he
S MOKES , he is GENTLEMAN .

If u do
WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK ;

If he does
WELL , it's BRAINS .

If u
HURT him, u are CRUEL ;

If he
HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE !!

&
sooo hard to please !!!!! [/b]

abi i lie?

^{trouble sleep yanga go wake am} ol boy why you wan start civil war with this your post,hmmm,by the time nigerian girls tear you to pieces i no think say you come here again,he beta make you take style make peace with them o,wetin concern you if them dey smell?God punish that your big nose

toyinrayo:
@least i fine pass OBJ. . .you nko? no difference between obj's ass and you

Hey toyin na wa for you o,how you take know how obj ass be,talk true you don pass through the place before,haaaaaaa iwo omo yi gbona,mo gbedi fun e,_{abi eyin le pa stella?}

i dey go sleep i dey duty tomorrow,see you around,take good care of yourself,remain sweet like a candy,fresh like a virgin and PLS DONT GET WORST,sleep tight baby.

tufe:
chairlady no dey jare, e for make sense if she dey, but she don travel


y the name supercunt sef?

na my baptistmal name,abi you like am?
talk true the name dey make you wet your pant

toyinrayo:
_{the dude is obessed with sex.} . .that's how he comes up with all this sexual names. . .supercunt, na wa for you sha

how you take know? have we met behind closed door before? just talk say i dey hungry you no thanks to my fine sweet romantic,tantalising sexy name

toyinrayo:
@tufe
you're talking with a dude here

meshonu, _amebo na who tell you say i be omo dudu,na true say i be naija,but i no black like you

tufe:
WTF, a dude. shit i aint super Hot no more.

i think my chairman is happy where he is, safe between the legs

how about your chairlady,she dey happy where she dey?

tufe:
if you are supercunt, then i'm super Hot

^whispers, _{lets go to my room}

you'll like it there

really
_{where is your dirty room}

toyinrayo:
sharrap. . . he be like say you never give up . . . .glasses ke? ni bo?

[give up for where?na who dey give up fine thing abi you no know say you fine pass obasanjo?

toyinrayo:
Life is also wonderful

life is also meciful,
life is also blessinful,
life is also joyful,
life is also patienceful,
but life is not toyinraful.

toyinrayo:
LOL. . . se ni churchi yin? hisses, shosi ko strip club ni. . .awe gbenue soun

mo ni nigba ti mo nlo si mosque,na where you see church,he be like say you no come nairaland with your glasses today,awe gbenu sunmobi

toyinrayo:
otitunde , you and this your wahala^{what happened to ilekedi?}

ileke idi ja nigba ti mo struggle lati wo danfo lo si mosque last sunday morning

toyinrayo:
eyah. . . .commit suicide, then

toyin toyin toyin,na how many times i call you ?_{Olorun ma je ki won da acid si e lori ni nraland yi,iai think is time i come over and take you back home to mama}