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Man United may tour Nigeria
By Agency Reporter
Published: Friday, 11 Jan 2008
Manchester United may visit Nigeria this year as part of the club’s African tour.

Agency report has it that although no precise dates and venues have been fixed, it is believed that Sir Alex Ferguson will return to South Africa in July with his team, following the team’s successful trip of 2006, when it played friendly games with the Kaizer Chiefs and Orlando Pirates in Durban, Cape Town and Pretoria.

Tentative dates of July 19 – 26 are being proposed for the tour. “We really enjoyed our visit in 2006. The atmosphere in the stadium and the enthusiasm from the fans helped make for a great event. All the facilities were first class and I am looking forward to returning,” Ferguson was quoted as saying.

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aristole:
What's the problem with you people?

Haven't you heard about it?Infact,it's not a news @ all.
I have even seen some whites, paying ladies to have sex with their dogs( in dollars).
Uhhh! come and see the rush!
May be that's where AIDs generated from?

as you don see some people dey sleep with oyinbo dogs because of dollars{maybe you even foolow do self,who know} why you come dey come here dey ask us yeye question,just kuku tell us say you don sleep with dogs before afterall you be aristole

rossyngo:
why do need a child for relationship? to do what with her. Gosh! God forgive you. you may have forgotten what you asked God to forgive you about on the 31st of december

who tell you say he ask God for anything on the 31st of dec,the guy dey one corner dey smoke eat igbo.

Sweet T:
This chap dey smoke gbana.

i support you

rossyngo:
why do need a child for relationship? to do what with her. Gosh!

him wan take the girl do ritual now

omogenaija:
@ poster how old r u ?

he is seventy something

muscle
he must be as ugly as sin,so that no girl would share him with me
he must be a mumu for me to control
above all he must have a very [b]BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG THN[/b] down below,na that one be the koko.

bad boys always offer the best in bed

Hun,ol boy,just talk say you dey look for small girl wey you go take him breasts,fingers,tongue,eyes and toto do ritual,serious relationship ko,serious retaliation ni

yes even with mosquitoes and ants _{foolish question}

lai-lai:
supercunt, you are wanted

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must all relationships lead to something?^{abeg make i hear word,} hearts are meant to be broken apologise for where?.LETS BREAK MORE HEART FOR US TO FIND TRUE,GENUINE AND UNDILUTED LOVE,apology my foot.

make una crucify me,i don talk my own,no shaking.

Make una no mind the woman na one 58 year old agaracha wey no wan gree say him don old,she dey for one hotel for aj city.

ZOMBIE BY FELA,,if the girl lie down like log of wood

AUTHORITY STEALING BY FELA, IF THE GIRL THEY GIVE ORDER WEN  WE DEY DO AM

SORROW TEARS AND BLOOD, BY FELA IF THE GIRL NA TEAR RUBBER{VIRGIN}

NA POI BY FELA IF THE THING ENTER MY MEDULA OBLANGATA

HE DEY PAIN ME O BY 2 FACE, IF THE GIRL NA UNDERAGED

NIGERIA JAGA JAGA BY IDRIS ABDULKAREEM IF THE GIRL NA ROUGH RIDER

OLOMI JOWO JE KAJO MA GBADUN BY EBENEZER OBEY IF THE GIRL DEY ASK ME TO PUSH HARDER

YANRIYAN INA SONKI BY DAN MARAYA JOS IF THE GIRL DEY SPEAK IN TONGUE FOR HAUSA LANGUAGE

OSONDI OWENDI BY OSITA OSADEBE IF THE GILR DEY SPEAK IN TONGUE FOR IGBO LANGUAGE

INA RAN BY HARUNA ISHOLA IF THE GIRL WAN COMOT MY LIFE
IN THE PROCESS

LORD I AM COMING HOME church chorus IF THE GIRL IS SPEAKING IN TONGUES{THE LANGUAGE WEY I NO UNDERSTAND}

okotieboh
nwaobodo
okoye
onleponpon,its your turn,carry go

Gonorhea,syphylis,hiv,aids,bird flu,all those ones i know, na which sickness be HND again?anyway thank God say no be HIV you get,una take style go treat yourself,shame no dey inside o

pls, work this bedmatics for me if am correct:


MATHEMATICS

Romance:

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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Office:
Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

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Shopping:
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

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EQUATIONS & STATISTICS:

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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HAPPINESS:

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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LONGEVITY:
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE:

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE:
A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

hell

sylvex:
@ supercunt
huh (supercun) ! what a funny name u've got

cud u please modify your status?

why?wetin my status got to do with you?abeg enjoy the[b] SUPERTHING [/b] jo

amievivian:
super cunt

which kain krase name be that na?

abeg my fellow crazelander help me ask am o.
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ifyalways:
hello house.
passing by anyway.

meaning say you miss road abi?

sylvex:
_{clearing throat}

you dey clear throat na God catch you,i think dem talk say this one na for men only,you never clear throat,anyway go lick baba blue for your throat

the best way is to give her what i call COLD TREATMENT,[/b]that is don't talk to her or notice her,that thing dey pain girl no be small,i am[b] spoking from experience o.

WesleyanA:
anyways, i wish the girl better luck in finding a better guy.



ladies, let's take over this thread. hehe

una no dey hear words

toyinrayo:
why do guys like to rebel against simple instructions? points at Raymond88 . . . the slowpoke that made this thread said to ignore any girl that comments. . . i guess am just unavoidable. ^**hot!**

you be man wetin you dey find for here?abi you carry something for yonda like men?

lamidebaby:
If she's in it for love, it's impossible not to break her heart.
If she's in it for the money, file for bankruptcy.
If she's in it for sex, tell her u can't get it up no more. lol

dey no invite you for this talk,just sidon dey look.

i go do even on my wedding day and thereafter,the thing no get meter jo.

if the girl dey enjoy the thing from the back he beta make him dey sidon for back but if him na old school and him prefer am for front he good make him dey sidon for front