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I freaking love this man

Temmi001:
Bro, just shift abeg. I no get power for your wahala. You be superman abi? Ok... Just waka pass, ehn?

Good to know you're a dude

I don't walk mehn, I FLY

MzLarem:
So the gender will determine how rude you will be,right? i shake head for you and the only weirdo i've seen so far is you cos you've been the only one hitting on people for no reason. you started with me,remember? i won't be surprised of you choose to continue.

Wait, so I am tha badguy??

Don't forget u quoted me first for no reason whatsoever....trying to answer a question not directed to u, in an impolite manner.
Well, there's nothing so new about u because I know ya type

Temmi001:
No.

No offence...I used "it" to qualify ya, I guess maybe because u never stated ur sex

Try to do that in ample time

MzLarem:
oh oh..That came out wrong,believe me.

Are u in relation with the weirdo

I really can't tell if its a 'he' or a 'she'...
And I know you'd know better, coz "it"(temmie1) is a member of ur crew.

fhayvour:
Please, any update on Unilorin 2016/2017 admission?
I am an aspirant and that's the sole reason I joined Nairaland

You're in tha right place...& happy birthday girlie

Temmi001:
No.

I suggest u take a hike to "Neverland" & piss off Nairaland

Temmi001:
^^^, Nawa

Are u okay?

MzLarem:
We aff see you..remain as you are,i don't want to be responsible for anything that will happen to you.

See this one sha....

Ain't u scared of my abs(6packs)
That's what I use in threaten wimps like ya

MzLarem:
Abi yaff goan check my profile,you now see that ayam fine,you na wantu comman famz me

Don't mind me ..Apology accepted. That doesn't mean i wont hit on you next time

I did checked ur profile before responding ur quote...ur looks gat nothing, I mean 'nothing' to do with being ur friend(u ain't the first & probably won't be tha last)

Concerning hitting me with silly wordz I was once like ya...and going back to ma old ways is like wearing back a clothe I once cherished.



Am all ready...
BRING IT ON!!!

MzLarem:
is an ashivment..why dem no add finding trouble for Olympics sef.

Hey there!!!
I never knew tha was ya hobby...(I meant "trouble"
And am sorry the way I sounded the other day

Would love ta know ya better, mistress.....

GODKID98:
wiaris d joke??

Check again......its an image

After reading pls share your thoughts....

fawaz050:
Lol,and she was only replying
and u bleeped d whole thing up with d tribe thingy.

I see you're both close....apologise on my behalf *I don't find pleasure in hurtful wordz*

timidapsin:
Do you think you are smart? then try and provide answers to at list 1 of these riddles without cheating


Riddle 3
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/08/17/16/375525B500000578-3745317-image-a-92_1471447196628.jpg

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The answer to it is Disney princesses CARTOONS & Gloves

*Simply Riddles*

ANSWER ALL THREE AND U AV A PRICE WIT ME
Q1 : A Father offered a gift to his Daughter and told her.........
i. If you feel hungry, you may eat it.
ii. If you feel thirsty, you may drink it.
iii. If you feel cold, you may burn it.
So, what is that gift d father presented to his daughter ?
Your Ans :
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Q2 : There is an item / object which .........
i. If it is dry, it weighs 2 kgs.
ii. If it is wet, it weighs 1 kg.
iii. If it is burned, it weighs 3 kgs.
Your Ans :
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Q3 : What is it that comes :
i. Once in a year.
ii. Twice in a month.
iii. Four times in a week.
iv. Six times in a day.
Your Ans :
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Time limit : 1day from now.

#copied

MzLarem:
iyen wa ni kini ..That one no be today..its not new.

I was only asking.....no bi fight

*nawa for some yoruba galz sha*

Has anyone noticed, unilorin's website hasn't been connecting for some time now

?

WAEC result is out, my neighbour's son had 4 E8 and 3 F9. He was told to ask me which school will accept such result... Well, I just advised him to try Sunday school. Only God can accommodate our weaknesses.

SCREENING UPDATE!!!
The Vice Chancellor of the "better by far University " Prof Abdul-Ganiyu Ambali (O.o.N) ably represented by the admission officer. Mr Monsuru Alfa-Nla has said on Unilorin 89.3 fm that the modalities for the screening of candidates will be released this week or Unfailingly early next week... He further said the cut-off mark is 180 for all courses and that out of about 103,000 candidates who choose the University in the 2016 UTME exams, only 65,000 candidates scored above 180. He affirmed that the best procedure will be employed in order to select the best out of the 65,000 eligible candidates out of which about 10,000 or thereabout will be selected...

seunlayi:
This is unfair, come next year, people will go and gather A's by force from waec and Neco and the school will be more confused.

*speechless*

Admin pls make this FP because the youth must see this, most especially our ladies

If you have a daughter make sure she READS THIS
Please share with every youth you know, please!


MOST TERRIFIC POST......

My name is Chinwe, I am 26 years old, I never graduated from d university, simply coz I was stupid and careless, on my 24th birthday, I received a nice gift, it
was a blackberry phone, I always wanted one, it was like a right of passage, my ex-boyfriend got it for me, he was a student like me, didn’t
have a job, and I really never cared to ask as he could afford it, my concern at that point was, yes I had finally arrived, other girls in my
hostel had blackberries and I would always get pissed when I heard sounds of pings and messages coming into their phones at all hours and I would stare at my nokia phone and wish I could throw it away, but half bread they say is better than none, so I hoped and even fasted to get a blackberry phone, looking back now, if I had the opportunity, I’d have a
landline with no internet activity what so ever, anyway I got the blackberry phone and even got free
BIS subscription, at that moment my life was complete, no more going to
the cyber cafes to check my emails, my face-book or twitter, I had it all at my finger tips, life indeed was
complete, or so I thought.
Anyway, I became addicted to my blackberry and also my social media applications, and since I had constant access, I quickly gained enough followers, and especially guys, mostly
because I had a lot of erotic pictures on my timeline, I was popular, finally I felt I was the main girl, everyone wanted to follow me, I didn’t care if it was virtual, it felt
good, checking out my profile and having well over 8,000 followers, more than half of which were guys, but one particular guy caught my attention, till this day I don’t know what made him stand out, but we got chatty, he sent me direct messages
and I replied, he was quiet a
gentleman, and I can’t remember him ever asking for
nude picture unlike the rest of them, so this made
me comfortable with him, his name was Tobi, he said he was a doctor, I didn’t have any cause to doubt him, he had extensive knowledge and even
gave me some medical advice from time to time, we eventually moved from twitter to blackberry chat, we chatted all the time, I got so comfortable with him, I gave him my number, and that would come to be the biggest mistake I ever made.
Tobi called me every day, some days he called more than once, at night he would call and I would lay on my bed and have phone intimacy with him, his voice was so soothing, he made me do
things I never thought possible, he had gained so much access into my head, I realized later I had done some very sick and twisted things just to please him, I would take nude pictures of myself, I would send him
videos of me touching myself in private, and send him voice notes of me making moaning sounds and simulating orgasms, and all this while we had not met, not face to face at least, eventually I played into his hands, I began pestering to meet him in person, at this point I had lost my mind, I assumed I was in love with him, and when my boyfriend at the time broke up with me, I really welcomed it, for me it meant no more sneaking around.
Tobi eventually agreed to come to Lagos to meet me, all this while he had made me to believe he was in
Calabar, and would take time off work to spend a weekend with me in Lagos, when I heard this I was excited, he told me to book a reservation for him, stating he would pay me back as soon as he arrived and also he said it would make him more committed
to the visit and would convince him of my seriousness, I bought it all, he was smart, he was cunning, and I was stupid, oh how stupid I was. The funny thing was I had sent him tons of pictures, and all I had was just one picture of him, and whenever I asked
he would claim he wanted to be sure I loved him for him, and not for his looks, and sheepishly I would try to convince him of my undying love, and would try to appease him with nude pictures of my body. He eventually made it to Lagos, I met him at the hotel, he was tall, handsome and had a wonderful smile, he made love to me over and over, and convinced me to spend the night with him, I told him I couldn’t, because I had a test the next morning, now at this point I don’t know what triggered his anger, don’t know if it was because I couldn’t spend the night,
or maybe I said something else I can’t remember saying, but whatever it was, brought out a very ugly side of him, he called me foul names, and kept going on and on about how he always knew I was cheap, and he knew I was sleeping with other men, the same man whom had swept me away,
slammed me on the floor, he told me of how he had shown his friends all my nude pictures and how they had watched the videos and listened to the voice notes, he told me he had made a bet with his friends, that I
would actually pay for him to have sex with me, just to prove how stupid I was, well you can imagine how I felt, I was confused and shocked, but I attempted to regain any little dignity I had left, and so I tried to mouth off at him, suddenly he punched me in the face, and I tripped
over, and hit my head on a stool. The next thing I remember was waking up on the bed, I was tied up,
and he was staring at me, his eyes were dark and he had a sinister smile on his lips, he stood up and walked towards me, I tried to scream and realized my mouth was tapped, my head was racing, the unfortunate
part was that no one knew where I was, he turned me over, and told me
he was going to teach me a lesson, at this point I was naked, he rapped me from behind, and I mean my anus,
the pain was mind blowing, I
struggled, and he hit me, when he was done he brought out a small blade, and he looked at me for a
minute and said, this scare is going to always serve as a reminder, for girls like you always trying to be more than you are, for stupid fools like you, he put the blade to my nipple and cut it off, and anytime I think of it, I still feel the pain, it was like nothing I had ever felt before, he was calm, like he had done it a million times, I could feel the warm blood dripping down my mutilated
breast, tears of fear and pain running down my face, and suddenly he turned around again, this time
all I saw was a flash. I don’t know how I survived it, but I
woke up in a hospital days after, well I was awake, but my eyes were swollen shut, It took a couple of days for me to open my one good eye, and realize d damage he had done, he had plucked out my eye, and cut my face,
he had cut my breasts up real bad, they had to it out, like I had cancer or something, there was no record of who I was, coz he had taken everything, he had taken my bag, containing everything I had. I was able to tell the nurses about what I could remember, and also give them my mum’s phone number, the hospital felt so much pity, they actually treated me for free, hard to
believe right?
Anyway I was taken home after weeks at the hospital to recuperate, it was tough, I was blind in one eye, I had
one breast and a hideous scar of my face, talk about your sinage, he did a number on me, how dumb was I, sometimes I wish he had killed me, but there are fates worse than death, and I guess this is one of them, he was gone without a trace, the receipt from the hotel was in my name, so yes he had played me from the start.
I didn’t dare go back to school, I was sure everyone would have heard, and I was not going to become a statistic, so I decided to stay home, and mind my business, besides what do I need an education for, I’d rather stay home, because there is no rising from this,
there is no happy ending to this story, this is the simple ending, I was a victim if a sexual predator, and I let him into my life period, and I
take full responsibility for that, I was driven by greed and lack of morals, I allowed myself fall into an abyss, but well saying all this doesn’t
change anything, it’s a memory I will have to live with for the rest of my life, well not a memory, because I look at myself in the mirror
everyday, who would want to see a nude picture of a woman with one breast, one eye, and a stub.
I have decided to publish my story, because with the rise of social media atrocities being committed, every story can go a long way in saving a life, so while you read, SHARE and help someone back to the right path............

...... I just did mine....
#tears of pity

Can't find the dude on facebook. I really wanna add him just for comic relief only.....coz am sure people like himself update their status at least twice a day, & I have to laugh more than in a day.

Its crazy mehn....


Defiling authority made by FG

I bet if he wasn't a president, he would have been a comedian or writer.


Wish I could have a moment with him.......he will be the one doing the talking

I can't stop laughing....


This must make front page

To achieve such they will need support, insurance & bank loans so has to produce great movies.


What baffles me now is their idea of calling a 45mins movie "season", instead of "episode".



Well, they've done "Batman" & "Spidergirl".....if they're planning on doing a "Superman" movie I would love to feature in it.



They call me SuperDan

withmasterpiece:
According to reports,Jamb has suspended all Admission Matters of today, holding consultations with stake holders. https://mobile.facebook.com/MasterpiecePeople like the page,We are expecting press release on Monday/some actions.Stay tuned for more!

Are u kidding

Is ur "facebook mobile" ur freakin source?
Nawa ooo :-/