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McBrooklyn:
Lol, after seeing those lips of hers, then the word "BLÔWJOB" pops straight to my mind

Bad guy!!!!

It has teeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy......since I heard from him.


Is he still a celeb

Why the lady no put password for her phone??

Op should have stated how much was withdrawn

All-in-all, I feel bad for them sha

All in the name of miracle.
This doesn't look like deliverance to me...more like weight-checking.

He should have stood on her head.

Please don't laugh

Just saw this...
An urgent prayer is what he needs for his birthday

A TRUE LIFE STORY.

Why You Should Be Very Careful What Church You Attend (and "so-called" Men of God You Follow)
A MUST READ!!

My name is Chidubem Okwu. I am a pastor, but I have disappointed God and I really don’t know where to begin to tell my story.
I must tell you the truth. I can’t really say if I have a call or not. I was a Sunday School teacher in my church for 9 years at Kaduna. In 1999 I was led to start a church, but from the experiences I have gathered now I cannot say I was actually led by the Holy Spirit to start that church.

As at 2008, I was not making any progress both spiritually and materially. I saw many churches which began several years after mine and they were making waves and are still making progress. At a point I did not know what to do again, and after discussing with my wife I decided to approach the general overseer of a church that began 7 years after I started my ministry and explained to him that personally I was not making any headway and same with my ministry. My ministry would grow up to 200 people and after a short period it would shrink to 50 people and at times it would grow to 150 and shrink to 40 people. I approached him because the growth in his church was fast. He began the church in 2006 and by 2012 he was recording 11,000 people on a Sunday service and he was also making good money and riding in big cars, including the latest jeeps.

After listening to me, he promised to help me solve my problem. He said I needed to be empowered and that it is going to cost me some amount of money besides, I need to have a big and strong heart. Then he asked me if I have got a strong heart and I told him that I have, as long as it is not going to involve killing a fellow human being. He asked me thrice if I have got a strong heart and I consistently gave him the same answer. Again he asked me if I want a single empowerment or double empowerment and I asked him which one was better and he said double empowerment was better but it would cost me a lot of money, and that after the empowerment I was going to be told how to maintain and renew the power.

This time I became afraid and I asked him if the maintenance and renewal involved any ritual, he said no, that whatever the renewal and maintenance will involve are just normal things that I was already doing so I should not be afraid. He said I should go and raise three hundred and fifty thousand naira (350,000) which I had to borrow from my wife. The next day I handed over the money to him and he asked me to go and get ready that we shall be going to Lagos and Port-Harcourt. I got ready and we took flight from Abuja to Lagos that same day.

In Lagos we lodged at the guest house of a big ministry and at 11.30p.m we went out in a private car to the Bar-beach. At the Bar-beach we were at the bank when he spoke some unknown language and told me that a woman was going to come out of the water and that I should do whatever she says. As soon as he said that, there was rumbling on the surface of the water and a mermaid came out of it. The general overseer told me not to be afraid that the mermaid will not harm me, so I picked courage when I saw her.

When she came to the surface of the water, the lower part of her body was like that of a fish. My eyes were transfixed to that lower part, and as she was getting closer to me it became human. Then she came to me and asked me to have sex with her which I did in the presence of the general overseer. After having sex with her, she put her hand in her vagina and made a sign of the cross on my forehead and my palm and told me that she had empowered me and that I would see the difference. The mermaid left me, went to the General Overseer and brought out a golden cross and chain from her stomach and wore it on the neck of the general overseer who gave her some money. The mermaid thanked him and went back into the sea. All the time she spoke in English language.

When we eventually got back to the ministry’s guest house, the general overseer told me that we have to go to the church of that ministry because they were having a night vigil. When we got there I was given an opportunity to minister in the church and as I raised my hands from the altar the members began to fall on themselves, and some were tumbling on others. I must say, I was almost embarrassed because I never expected the manifestation of the mermaid power to be so soon. After the all night service we went back to the guest house and the general overseer asked me if I was happy the way the power manifested and I said yes. He told me that we should go to bed and get some sleep because we would be going to Port-Harcourt that evening.

That afternoon as I was sleeping, that same mermaid I had sex with at the Bar-beach came to me in my dream and told me that to maintain and also constantly renew the power I must be having sex with a virgin once every month, so this jolted me out of sleep. I went to the general overseer’s room to explain what I saw and heard in my dream and he said it was no problem. When I asked him how I was going to be getting the virgins he said he was going to assist me get them, but I needed to pay for his service. Honestly Apostle after this I wanted to backout, but I had no courage to say or do so.

While at the Bar-beach I saw many pastors who came there with other senior pastors. It is like a tradition! There must be a senior pastor bringing in younger pastors, and I believe each senior pastor had a particular mermaid they relate with because I saw up to ten mermaids attending to some other young pastors.

In the evening we were at the local airport in Lagos and took a flight to Port-Harcourt. At Port-Harcourt we lodged in the guest house of another ministry and at mid-night we got out, eventually arriving in a very big compound of a woman called Eze-Nwanyi. Inside the compound were many houses.
We met many pastors there including first generation church pastors. When it was my turn, the general overseer paid some money and itemized what should be done for me. When I went into the room I was surprised it was a woman again and as I was thinking – woman again! I found myself on top of the woman on a bed in an adjacent room. Honestly I have not been able to recall how I found myself on that bed. I had sex with her and also sucked her breasts. After the sexual session, she made some animal cry and administered some stuff into my eyes and I began immediately to see into the spirit world and also discussed with some spirit beings. After that she gave me a bottle of olive oil which she called “do as I say”. She said with this the members of my church will do whatever I ask them to do.

She also gave me another bottle of olive oil which she called “all seeing oil”. She said with the oil I could see deep into people’s secrets, and a bottle of olive oil which she called “slaying oil” for slaying people (under "so-called" anointing) during prayer. She finally gave me two more bottles of olive oil. The first one is “crowd pulling oil” and the second one is “touch and follow” – which I will be using to hypnotize women especially virgins because I will be having sex with them and married women to renew the empowerment. She said I could have sex and immediately after that I could go straight into ministration without having my bath. She bound me with an oath of secrecy.

We left that same midnight and went back to the lodge, and the general overseer told me to rub the "touch and follow" oil then we went to the vigil of the church in which we were lodging in their guest house. I was allowed to minister and I burst into prophesy to my own astonishment.
In the morning two virgins were sent to the general overseer and he gave me one. So we took them to the guest house and had sex with them.
What really surprised me was that the young girls never asked where we were taking them to and why we were taking them there, which is unusual for virgin girls.

When the girls left, the general overseer told me that from then onwards I had to concentrate my sermons around prosperity and stop preaching salvation and righteousness messages. He said I should be sending tithes to him and that he knew how part of the tithes would get to the woman at Port-Harcourt. Eventually we left Port-Harcourt to Abuja and back to Kaduna.
When I began service after my return, things began to change. Money began to come, the crowd also began to come and within one week miracles, deliverance followed by prosperity began to happen in the church, the spirit of prophecy came in like I had never seen it in my life.

I have been having sex with virgin girls and married women and things have been working out fine for my family and the church for the past six years, but I have gotten to a stage in which I am no longer feeling comfortable with the whole thing. I have had dreams in which I saw myself burning in hell. I have had this dream of hell seven times and in one of the dreams I awoke only for the same dream to continue when I went back to bed. I have been having sleepless nights, and many nights I get raped by that same mermaid. I have lost two of my children mysteriously, but through the same pattern. For the past three months I have not been able to get virgin girls and this has affected the power as it is going down.

I want to get out of this whole issue even if it means closing the church. I have gone to the general overseer and he said it was too late for me to get out. He threatened me with mysterious death. He said it is not possible for me to turn against the mermaid and Eze-Nwanyi because they were already part of my life. I told him that I will do everything positively possible to get myself out of this.
Three days later two men approached me and told me that if I love my life I should vanish from Kaduna because they have been paid by the general overseer to eliminate me, so I had to close the church and left the town finally after two days.

As I am writing to you now I have nothing to hold on to but only God Almighty. The problem is that God seems to be very far from me no matter how much and fervently I have been calling on Him and asking for His mercies. I know I have offended Him, but I know He is a God of second chance. I have read your books – Overcoming the Queen of the Coast series, and I strongly believe you are the only one that God can use to help me out of this physical hell I have put myself. I am really afraid of going to meet any other person (man of God) because those who are using devilish powers are more than those who use the power of God.

For some time now I have not been sleeping at night and I also at times hallucinate. Sir, I urgently need your help because I believe time is running out for me as the attack from the marine kingdom increases. No other pastor has exposed them like you. I know I have transferred many spirits into so many people and I want to know what I can do so that those people can be free from these wicked and evil spirits.
Apostle, it is really unfortunate that the Church of our Lord Jesus Christ has been taken over by Mermaids. The number of pastors using marine spirits is alarming, and more of them are getting initiated daily into this wicked kingdom. So these pastors are also initiating their spiritually illiterate members.

Before I messed up myself spiritually, I had always wondered why members of churches follow their pastors sheepishly, but now I know better.
The marine kingdom is working day and night to overtake the church and unfortunately the church is sleeping. In the last two months I have had four car crashes and I know they want to eliminate me, but God has been my helper and my only hope.
They have killed my two children and now they want me dead. I am becoming afraid of staying alone because of some bizarre spiritual appearances I see, and things have started to move in my brain and body. Any time I start praying the movement would start and sometimes I feel the movement in my marrow.

The greatest need I have now is to be forgiven by God. If I can get His forgiveness I don’t mind dying after that because I really don’t want to go to hell. I have been misled by the general overseer just as so many young pastors have been misled by their general overseers and senior pastors. Sir, I know you are a very busy person. I will appreciate if you find time to pray over this my problems and seek the face of the Lord on how He will use you to help me out. I know that if I am forgiven, my deliverance will be easy. I regret selling my soul to marine spirits.
The Eze-Nwanyi is also a very strong agent of the mermaid.

I look forward to hearing from you
Your co-servant in the Lord,
Pastor Chidubem Okwu.

Author’s Response:
When I received this letter I called the number over three times, but it was switched off. So the next day I called and it went through. A woman took the call and when I asked to speak to pastor Chidubem, I was told that he had died in a car crash the previous day. I was dumbfounded. I just expressed my condolences to the woman who later told me that she was his wife that she had to amend her ways with the Lord and move ahead with her life. She expressed gratitude and thanked me.

After I cut off the discussion I was frozen to a spot for over five minutes until my son came and touched me asking what the matter was.
I must say that it is very unfortunate this pastor died. Those of us alive need to be extremely careful on what we do and where we place our hands. When we want success by worldly standards we can easily soil our hands. I know that if he had not started to get out of these evil powers they wouldn’t have killed him. Only God knows if he was forgiven by God before his sudden death. If not, no one needs to tell you his destination by now. We must make choices in life and whatever choices we make there are consequences and we should be ready to accept the consequences of the choices we have made. God is not going to hold the general overseer responsible for the sin of the young pastor. May God help us to be watchful, wise, and to wait for Him to fight on our behalf instead of seeking and succumbing to worldly and devilish measures for help!

Please share with the brethren so that you can save as much of Christ's sheep[truncated by WhatsApp]

Many Ladies keep on saying that a good man is hard to find, but if you found one... Are you the type of woman who would be able to receive him? Would your values line up with those of a "Good Man?" Would your conversations engross him or appeal him? If he is in good physical shape, would you be as well? Would he look at your lifestyle and want to be a part of it? Or would he pray that you one day find the strength to rise above it? You see...We don't attract what we WANT in this life, we attract who we ARE! So if a good man is truly hard to find, my suggestion would be to stop looking for him and start looking for the GOOD WOMAN within yourself…

Think about it.

Wonders shall never end.


Did he state what the pastor did??

READ AND UNDERSTAND WHY YOUR GUY EXHIBITS SOME OF THOSE BEHAVIOURS.

1. You called your boyfriend on phone and told him you want to visit him, instead of telling you to come over, he told you his parents are still around and you should wait until when they go out...HIS FAMILY DOESN'T LIKE YOU.

2. You visited your boyfriend, after playing all the seek and hide game with you, he decides to see you off through the backyard door; claiming his neighbours gossips a lot...IT'S EITHER HE HAS ANOTHER GIRLFRIEND IN THAT SAME COMPOUND OR HE'S NOT PROUD OF YOU.

3. He doesn't like visiting you during the day but prefers visiting you during the night, claiming he returns from work very late...IT's EITHER HE HAS ANOTHER GIRLFRIEND IN YOUR STREET OR HE THINKS YOU ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM SO HE DOESN'T WANT PEOPLE TO SEE YOU BOTH
TOGETHER.

4. He never allows you to make use of
his phone for any reason...HE IS CHEATING ON YOU.

5. He doesn't hesitate to beat the hell out of you whenever you mistakenly get him provoked...HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU.

6. He finds it difficult to call you on phone, even when you do call him, he still finds it difficult to pick and doesn't call back...IT'S EITHER HE HAS GRUDGES AGAINST YOU OR HE'S TIRED
OF YOU.

7. Whenever he's angry , he calls you names or uses abusive words on you...HE HAS NO RESPECT FOR YOU.

8. Whenever you both are alone, he doesn't fail to demand for sex...HE'S JUST USING YOU.

9. You have caught him severally staring lustfully at other women...HE IS A WOMANIZER.

10. He gets so upset at every little mistake you make...HE IS REALLY GETTING FED UP OF THAT RELATIONSHIP.

11. You have been in a relationship with him for more than four years, yet he has not mentioned marriage to you...HE IS CONFUSED.

If that relationship is not giving you
what you want, then I think it's time to
quit. Refuse to be tie down by any man all in the name of relationship; for time waits for no
woman.
I am sure there are hundreds of men out there who will want to be with you but they wouldn't be able to come when the door is closed, so open up your heart. Do not say ''I have being dating him for years, for that reason I can't leave him'' perhaps that is why he is always treating you bad because he knows you can't stay without him.
Remember; it is not 'how far' rather
'how well'

who in here missed me

4everGod:
OP as a believer there is nothing wrong with eating it! The bible says that we can eat even those things offered to idols but we should give thanks to almighty God for it. However this is for a grounded believer who lives by faith and not fear.

A young believer with doubts shouldnt do so and also a mature believer should not eat it in the presence of an immature believer who still believes that its not right to eat it.....this is for the sake of his faith.

Every food or animal comes from God so be they from Native doctors, juju worshippers, muslims etc feel free to eat if you are spiritually matured to do so. Afterall how would they accept you or your message when you reject their hospitality?

God bless you.

Wow!!! You must have studied the epistle of Apostle Paul pretty well

Wedding gown is wedding gown ....it doesn't really matter what its made of.

As for the groom, I guess he's having cardboard & cartons for suit

What to do when your spouse loses a job
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A psychologist, Dr. John Eze, says when a woman loses her job, she expects the man to make up and fill the gap, but when a man loses his job, he feels incapacitated for losing his source of income because he is expected to be the breadwinner. According to him, these tips would help women to help their husbands at such times:

1. Be tolerant: That a man loses his job is enough torment for him, such a time would not be the best time to remind him of what he could have done differently to keep his job. Besides, it is not strange for a man that loses his job to act in strange ways or be lost in thought, so the woman should be more tolerant of his behaviour and should not scold him.

2.Keep an eye on him: In many cases, when people, especially men, lose their source of income, it brings depression and it is usually a delicate time. Eze adds that if the spouse is not very watchful, the person could commit suicide because of that. It becomes a bigger problem if the man no longer talks to anybody. As a way out, the woman is advised to find a way to engage the man in a discussion, so as to lighten his mood, boost his confidence and his social interaction, which could make him think productively on the way forward.

3. Don’t flood him with pity: Does a man need pity at that time? No. According to the psychologist, pity could make it worse as it tends to make the man realise how bad the situation is. Rather, the woman should give him emotional support and financial aid. “She could put money in his pocket without him asking, because asking all the time could make him feel less of a man,” he explained.

4.Review your spending: It is equally advised that the couple should do it together rather than one person, especially if it is something that affects both of them. Thus, drawing a scale of preference together might be the way to go. However, let him not lose sight of the need to get a job.

On the other hand, when a woman loses her job, it is advised that the man should give her emotional and financial support, buy her things she would have loved to buy on her own and discuss with her on what she likes to do. “Any woman who does something productive, no matter how much it brings in, feels more fulfilled than someone who just sits by,” he said.
Another psychologist, Prof. Toba Elegbeleye, said the kind of treatment a man would get after losing his job would depend on the kind of relationship he had with his wife before then, saying it is the reason people are advised never to make their spouse or family members their enemy.

I'm sure the woman voted for him in the last election.

ONE CHANCE!!! enter with ur change
NO CHANGE Oo!!!

I'm sure the woman voted for him in the last election.

ONE CHANCE!!!

NO CHANGE!!!

Nawa oo

Hmmm mm

Ridwan1821:
Pls when is d deadline for pre admission screening registration?
Secondly, how can I view d cut off mark for various courses.

Everything is been provided on their site

Those questions are freaking silly.

Like.."Haa! Oga Daniel, you don wake ni?"

Me: "No oo! I dey sleep walk"


Or seeing u all dressed up, about heading out...they'll just come again.


Neighbour 1: "Ha aah! You fine today oo...are you going out?"

Neighbour 2: "At all oo.. I just wan stay for house watch film, na why I wear shoe & tie"

Ghana Burgers Busted Over Rituals as one identified himself as Simeon from Otefe Poly.
Mobile police apprehend some group of Ghana Burgers at Koko Junction.
According to the visuals and photo of evidence we find out that these guys according to their confession went to Oyo State for rituals.
They used two Ecolax buses and boarded the vehicle from Benin and asked the driver to move straight to Sapele.
One of the culprits said his name is Simeon and he stay at Uruhakpa and Otefe Poly student.
According to their own confession after police interrogations, they said they went for rituals at Oyo State.
The two Ecolax buses contain the following items.
1. Four used girls pants.
2. Old mat
3. Used girls wig
4. Used girls brassier
And other concoction items.

Welcome to Nigerian campuses where little girls are practising 'wifely functions'!
Just visit the boys' hostels and you would be disappointed to find out that it is now common for a girl to live in with a course mate. It is now common for her lover to give her the popular compliment 'you look sexy my gal' and she would gladly reply 'thank you honey' with a flirty voice and a romantic smile.
Who is her lover?
A 300 level student whose CGPA is barely up to 1.78! And they are aiming for the next best couple award for the session by the departmental association. So, the girl need to live in with him to prepare along.
What nonsense! It seems that some girls
suddenly loose their senses immediately they
gain admission. I've seen that some of them
have no more sense of caution, honour and
dignity. They would change their wardrobes and acquire a new set of make ups just to look
'campussy' and sexy enough for the guys. In
months, they would start sleeping around with
little boys. I mean boys who collect pocket
money from their uncles! Dirty boys who most
of the time are infected with sexually transmitted diseases. Hey! I want you to know that you were sent to school to obtain a degree not a disease. The campus is called a school;
school not sex! You are on campus to receive
education not ejaculation. You are here to
master the use of a pen not the pleasures of a
penis. Wake up girl! Do some thinking. Your
future is greater than the 'best couple award'.
You cook for a boy you are more intelligent than.
You give your virginity to a boy who will definitely leave you after graduation. You play wife to a boy who cannot even care for himself.
Oh, you have given too much. Enough! Open
your eyes! Can't you see you're being foolish?
You are passing through the fears of unwanted
pregnancies yet you are opening your legs to a
coward who cannot stand before your father.
And when you eventually gets pregnant, he
would brutally advise you to abort it and you
would timidly agree; then face the consequences later. What a shame! You may master the use of condoms but you can't master the punishment of your conscience.
Don't you know you are bringing shame to your
family? Don't you know that you are cursing your mother by accepting to sleep with a boy (not even a man) without her consent?
I cautioned a girl against sleeping around and she replied 'Sheddy, I don't sleep around; its only one boyfriend I have and am faithful to him'. What impunity! That's classified harlotry. And don't you know that sleeping with a man without your father's blessings is bringing a curse to your future?
What happened to your cultural values?
Somewhere in your heart you know he would
use you and dump you; so why are you setting
up yourself for a heartbreak? I want to remind
you that you are a lady and one day you may get married. And your husband would know that you are such a dirty bitch who sleeps with
anything on trousers. The greatest gift a lady
would give to her husband on the wedding night is her virginity less lost it out of (rape) not the certificate of best couple of the year on campus!
The other gifts for the rest of her life are her
care and character not her curves and
complexion! Real men know this; so, get it
screwed in!
Those treacherous boys would call you 'sexy'
and you would answer? Oh, sorry! They touch
your breast and you would smile? They would
ask you out and you would oblige? Oh, you are
indeed a mistake. Am not saying that you should be rude or never live a 'social life' but I want you to think deeper than you are currently doing. I want to turn your attention back to your books.
You are not in school for breast exhibition. So,
pay less attention to those boobs and give more attention to your books! You are not in school for cat walking show. You are rather here to show us the dignity of womanhood. You are here to prove to us that you are costly. So, why make yourself so cheap?
I am writing this with both love and pain in my
heart and that's why am sounding stern. I know
about two girls now that have been living with
their boyfriend since year one and as it is now
they can't even even count how many abortions
they had for that same boy at sch bae it's now like a normal thing to them, the last one she did
almost took her life and that made her bleed for
4months, imagine how you do feel with ordinary 4 days of menstruation left alone living with it for months.. As a matter of fact one of them have damaged her fallopian tube due to excessive use of contraceptives she has taken to prevent pregnancy. I want you to look beyond now and think of what advise you would give your own daughter when you become a mother. I hope I have not offended you...if I have, please repent.
To the decent girls I have seen on campus: do
not be swayed by these evil. Be consistent and
keep celebrating your purity. I am always proud
of you. And God is more proud of you.

Finding a man that truly Loves you
is a game of 'LUCK'.
"Why?" You may ask... but its the fact.
Each time i see people posting qualities that determines or that will make you know that a guy loves you, it baffles me because... MEN are too tricky by nature and can fake those qualities just to get what they want and zoom off.
I know that men can go even more than the extra miles just to get that which we've set our eyes on.
ADVICE TO YOU LADIES:
Don't be deceived even when he is behaving like the MR RIGHT, the BEST in the WORLD or like an ANGEL, the truth is... the heart of man is extremely wicked. When he has met the target he set in you? His true colour will be revealed.
Their target can be to fu#k you 20
times,
-It could be to make a name 4 dating you,
-It could be to break your virginity,
-It could be to break ur heart,
-It could be to MAKE YOU HIS WIFE [if he loves you truly or when you are from a rich home] & It could also be to add you to his on-going CENSUS etc.
On-going CENSUS?
Yes a lot of men do have list of girls they've slept with.. so they are dating you maybe to add you up to that list.
[guys i am sorry for exposing this secret o].
What am i really saying? #It is pertinent to know that there are no yard sticks with which you can
use to determine when a guy loves a girl.
Question:
-Is it too difficult for a guy to
call and text a girl day in, day out?
-Is it difficult for a guy to spend his last cash on a girl?
-Is it diffifult for a guy to buy a girl
expensive things?
-Is it difficult for a guy to buy a house &
a car 4 a girl?................ hell No, its not
difficult!! Men can do all this things and even
more that i did not mention and still
do not love you!!.
Men can fake any CHARACTER.
I'm taking a break here but know
that: FINDING A MAN THAT TRULY LOVES YOU IS LIKE A GAME OF PENALTY SHOOT OUT...... THOSE WHOM YOU EXPECTED TO SCORE MIGHT END UP MISSING WOEFULY AND THOSE WHOM YOU DIDN'T EXPECT TO SCORE MIGHT JUST SCORE THE MOST DESIRED GOAL.
Be Wise!