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Crime / Re: FRSC Confirms New Year’s Day Accident Claimed 7 Lives In Ogun by superlanny(m): 6:37am On Jan 02, 2023
And to know that some of these accidents could have been avoided if the correct measures are taken. Don't drink and drive, or when fatigued, obey speed limits, if you don't obey its either you get there early or late, as in the new title... Late Mr/Mrs.... What's the rush, life is fast enough why endanger your life and that of others.

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Crime / Re: DJ Killed For Refusing To Play Song At Club (Photos) by superlanny(m): 6:30am On Jan 02, 2023
What is making Africans unnecessarily aggressive and violent, seems years of poverty and enslavement is enough to make a normal person mad. So because of a song this mans life was cut short, wonders will never end. This is why I try to avoid arguments that can lead to confrontation.

Kenya with their weird news sha. Rip to the Dj and for the culprits you will get what's coming to you.

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Politics / Re: Ajah Policemen Caught Drinking On Duty, Abandon Work by superlanny(m): 6:21am On Jan 02, 2023
This is one of the people that just amaze me with their dumb reasoning, no body says they shouldn't drink, but while on duty it is wrong, unprofessional and criminal for a law enforcement officer to drink alcohol while in possession of weapons.
I hope you understand now, not like I expect you too tho, na hope I just hope. Smh
Abfinest007:
So because they're police they should not drink again .

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Politics / Re: Ajah Policemen Caught Drinking On Duty, Abandon Work by superlanny(m): 6:17am On Jan 02, 2023
This is one of the reason why I know we have many roaming mad people in Nigeria, I will never be one to support evil or enjoy suffering. This country has been taken back to the stone ages and fit for only Urchins and mentally deranged supporters of these evil politicians.

Imagine after all the efforts of #endsars we still have the same old thing and nothing has changed, yet some supposedly intelligent people will confidently support Tinubu or Atiku, whatever reason they have I cannot stand chronic stupidity.

We will all be here together to watch and see how much we have grown as a supposedly democratic country, our mumu is very significant.

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Crime / Re: Man Narrates How He Faked His Own Death To Get His Wife Arrested by superlanny(m): 6:09am On Jan 02, 2023
I fear who no fear woman, the hitman is a really nigga for setting up that devilish bitch. The evil and wickedness which the human mind is capable of make me never to fully trust anyone, always watch your back no matter how much you feel loved, all it takes is an opportunity for betrayal. Trust no one.

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Politics / Re: Gunmen Free Inmates In Anambra After Bombing Police Division by superlanny(m): 4:19pm On Dec 28, 2022
The once peaceful east has turned to a shadow of its former self, this is what we get when we vote useless leaders and a party that's prolific in corruption.

One day this unknown gunmen will be revealed and their sponsors too. Whosoever is responsible for the bloodshed will be held accountable soon.

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Politics / Re: Soludo Celebrates 30th Marriage Anniversary With 6 Children (Video) by superlanny(m): 1:17pm On Dec 28, 2022
Small boy is in pains, next time mind who you quote? Nobody has a monopoly for madness, resist the urge to enter my mention again. Bye [qquote author=crixlight2 post=119493477]
I never blame you , na so unah folks dey behave insulting everyone one up and down even when I didn’t insult you , but you just have to drag my family into your reply to prove a point that you know how to insult , I only blame the useless and jobless drunkard idiot that impregnated the little sluggish Amaka which happen to be your mother , that We guys for the whole area were using to cure konji back then… now run to your mother and ask her why We Dey call her little Slutgish Amaka. Next time learn how to pass your message without insulting people so you won’t bring insult and reproach to your good for nothing public toilet that you refer to as mama. Omo Iran kin ran [/quote]
Politics / Re: Soludo Celebrates 30th Marriage Anniversary With 6 Children (Video) by superlanny(m): 10:01am On Dec 28, 2022
Mumu, this is why you and your generation will continue to wallow in poverty, because you no come this life to enjoy, if I ever become a politician I won't be able to sleep at night knowing that children are going to bed hungry, Nigeria is a mess and SOLUDO is part of the corrupt system that ensures your generation never attains success, keep supporting mediocrity, mumu
crixlight2:

When it get to your turn , leave your kids to starve so you can prove a point , so make he no fit him children because poor people dey for town
Politics / Re: Soludo Celebrates 30th Marriage Anniversary With 6 Children (Video) by superlanny(m): 8:11am On Dec 28, 2022
People like you is why Nigeria can never be great, always deflecting from what is meant to be, to what you should do. Why do we pay tax, have elections, leaders, budget and the likes? But you will find excuses to give for corrupt and clueless leaders. What is there to be jealous of, in the sight of God we are all the same, and last I checked na the same ground all man go end, no matter the status. Anyways I will try my best to educate you ignorant imbeciles as much as I can.
Alusiizizi:


You know, white people have a saying that goes "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade". If this your bus conductor wants healthy children then let him upgrade his hustle, one way which would be by actually owning the bus, which he can achieve by saving his money. If a bus proves too much, he can opt for a keke. If keke proves too much he can opt for okada. If okada proves too much he can try his had at hire-purchase. If higher-purchase proves too much he can buy a wheel-barrow and become a water delivery man. If barrow pusher proves too much he can repackage as a dust-bin disposer. If dust-bin disposer proves too much then he can try his hand as a dog bather. If bathing dogs prove too much then he can repackage as a goat bather. If goat bathing proves to much then he can purchase a piece of rope and hang hmself.

Whatever station in life you are, look to your future and follow your own path because it is invariably not the same path as the other man that you are jealous of.
Politics / Re: I’m Not Spare Tyre, I Do Not ‘Bedwet’ — NNPP Presidential Candidate, Kwankwaso by superlanny(m): 7:55am On Dec 28, 2022
Not all yorubas support APC, so don't join the sensible ones with the Urchins.
malel1:



You will never see Yorubas respond to this statement because their masters have spoken. If it was sabinus, heaven will fall that day . Bunch of cowards

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Politics / Re: Soludo Celebrates 30th Marriage Anniversary With 6 Children (Video) by superlanny(m): 7:45am On Dec 28, 2022
See how his children look fat and overfed with national cake money, yet millions of kids are going to bed hungry under their watch. Who is fooling who.

The sad part is, a bus conductor who has 2 children with kwashiorkor will still be supporting this scam of a leader, our mumu is magnificent.

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Politics / Re: Videos Of Oshiomhole Playing With Children At Various Events by superlanny(m): 7:38am On Dec 28, 2022
Election time is very near, this is when they will be eating corn, giving children zobo to drink or claiming they had one shoe while growing up.
Nigerian politicians are the most humble and saintly during election periods, and yet millions of educated illiterates will still fall for this comic relief.

I used to think Nigerians are smart and intelligent people, but I have realized that at least more than half are dumb imbeciles. This format is tested and has always worked, why should they change it. Our mumu is incredible.

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Crime / Re: Police Apprehend Suspected Kidnappers Terrorizing Lagos/ibadan Expressway by superlanny(m): 3:58pm On Dec 22, 2022
Just like that this one's will eat watery beans during Christmas and in jail too. They should be dealt with the full extent of the law, in these hard times when Nigerians are suffering from the consequences of electing devilish leaders into power, some unfortunate people will be terrorizing their fellow citizens.

No mercy should be given to them at all, this devils that will kidnap and still kill after collecting ransom or use some people for rituals. If possible lock them away for a long time, so they can reflect on their mistakes intensely.

See that fool on blue polo smiling like the fool he is, because them never dent him mumu face, this is why I support jungle justice sometimes.

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Politics / Re: Yemi Osinbajo Visits Tinubu And Shetima In Abuja by superlanny(m): 9:57am On Dec 22, 2022
Learn to write proper and correct English before we can have a discussion, even a bricklayer can type better English than this, don't quote me again, if you don't want to be unfortunate before the year ends. Zombie like you
adekolaelect:
Lazy and stupid fellow like you with low level of personal future ambitions will consentrate more of your lives on politicians than to plan and hustle for your future . You are better go for Business learning or apprentice than to remain stagnant and bitter soul both online and offline .
Politics / Re: Second Niger Bridge Users Will Pay Toll - FG by superlanny(m): 7:23am On Dec 22, 2022
Gibberish as usual, never makes senses ever.
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Anything to move our darling nation forward is all we want at [b][/b]

God bless Nigeria

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Politics / Re: Yemi Osinbajo Visits Tinubu And Shetima In Abuja by superlanny(m): 7:09am On Dec 22, 2022
All I feel for you is pity to be honest, except you are just a teenager I can spare some thought that you might not really understand the damage politicians have done to this nation, but if you are over 18 then you must be mentally unstable to still support the devils that have held you in bondage for so many years. Keep being positive okay, i hope before you understand it won't be too late
adekolaelect:
the most fooled one are those that spread hatred without any economical gains but to remain bitter and sadden. Politicians can enjoy their loots their supporters can be happy by getting little financial gains and happy lives for supporting positives but those that spread hatred has nothing to goin than everyday sadness.
Politics / Re: Yemi Osinbajo Visits Tinubu And Shetima In Abuja by superlanny(m): 9:43pm On Dec 21, 2022
I don't know who is more useless, the politicians whose life's are so enjoyable and blessed with funds of the nation whose masses are suffering, or the morons and mentally deranged supporters who can hardly afford 2 square meal but still kiss the ass of their oppressors. Na who suffer go kill get problem.

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Politics / Re: Buni Orders Release Of Detained Teenager In Yobe by superlanny(m): 4:08pm On Dec 20, 2022
I usually don't respond to mentions, but I was amazed at your attempt to dissect my comment. Trust me all I have I love for this country, anything I say here is aimed at enlightening the ignorant, hopefully we can learn. A better and working Nigeria will favors us all. But for now all I see are failures as leaders and I mean all of them.
Cromagnon:

are they dumb if they are able to sell you into slavery?

they are effective at their objective
you are the ineffective one not achieving your goal
who is the buffon now?


the best citizens can defend their criticism,you cannot
you choose to run like cowards yet want the reward of brave citizens
una funny

Politics / Re: Buni Orders Release Of Detained Teenager In Yobe by superlanny(m): 3:40pm On Dec 20, 2022
If this was really the case then Buni has no blame whatsoever. The moment I won't be able to freely express myself in this shithole is the day I dust my passport and japa to a sane and working country.
When there is nothing working in the Zoo why won't people vent their frustrations. A country with loads of dumb and ineffective buffoons as leaders are scared of a little criticism here and there, even the best of countries have their leaders pounded left and right if they mess up. Small advice gorrilla dey cry.

Just ask Buhari and Tinubu wetin their eyes done see, that's the price for failure and efficient cluelessness. Na pickin wey no get sense dey chop slap pass

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Politics / Re: Wike, El-Rufai, Ugwuanyi, Abiodun Bag 2022 Leadership Newspaper Awards by superlanny(m): 4:01am On Dec 09, 2022
I just laugh when I see all this useless and inconsequential awards given to criminals, Nigeria is a joke, because how can people leading a country blessed with extreme poverty, corruption, and massive insecurity be awarded for their mediocrity and cluelessness. I used to think we are a smart people till I saw the number of unrepentant fools we breed in this country. Yes I said it, if you find yourself supporting APC or PDP, just know you deserve to be checked into a mental institution and the keys thrown in the ocean.
The category "Thief Of The Year" should be the main award for the event, clowns everywhere.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Indonesia Criminalises Pre-marital Sex, Co-habitation Of Unmarried Couples by superlanny(m): 10:39am On Dec 06, 2022
Madam what is my own, am i Indonesian, Lol. Of course it will be passed, its a country with a Muslim majority. Their laws their problems, quote me anywhere, this can never happen in Nigeria. Have a great day
MadamExcellency:


A law that was passed overwhelmingly by both ruling and opposition political parties is not backward. You don't dictate your way of life to others.

Polygamy is a crime in the west and should we call that backwardness?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Indonesia Criminalises Pre-marital Sex, Co-habitation Of Unmarried Couples by superlanny(m): 9:54am On Dec 06, 2022
Lol, you can't try this shit in Nigeria, get ready to arrest 80% of our men and women. Naija wey like bleep like anything.

Now the rate of masturbation and sale of intimacy gadgets will increase in Indonesia, na who no get vaseline for house get problem, Naira Marleys "Soapy" should be trending in Indonesia at the moment.

Just look at laws being passed in this century, it will tell you how backward the nation is, nothing thought provoking, special or progressive. Developing countries will need a long time to catch up to the developed ones. Load of uninspiring fcks everywhere.

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Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Spotted Listening To Tinubu At Chatham House With Rapt Attention by superlanny(m): 12:54am On Dec 06, 2022
Hahaha, so in your wildest dreams every Yoruba person out there is supporting Tinubu or Apc, just to remind you, majority of Yoruba Christians know what's right, even if Tinubu was young and vibrant, we will never vote for a candidate that doesn't respect our religion and what the meaning of an all inclusive government is. Vote whosoever you like, the difference between us is that whatever the outcome, I am already dependent on myself and not the government, na you suffer go wire. Expect no reply from me. Cheers
Jack500:


Ibo boy sharap! Be ashamed of your ibotic tribe, we will vote Tinubu, you can go and hang yourself

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Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Spotted Listening To Tinubu At Chatham House With Rapt Attention by superlanny(m): 12:16am On Dec 06, 2022
To be honest I was ashamed to be associated with the Yoruba nation after watching Tinubu mess himself up on several occasions, how can a presidential candidate allow policy questions to be answered by proxies, I mean what level of embarrassment can we continue to take.

From having to remember his date of birth by looking at the script on the table, to multiple gaffes showing his mental capacity to process words, making pronunciations hetic and a huge task.

Honestly, I am angry and sad that this is the best candidate one of the most intelligent tribes in Nigeria can produce.

We have become a laughing stock at home and we finally fell for the bait to showcase our expired product to the international community.

I don't hate Tinubu or other candidates, and I wont say because I am Yoruba I shouldn't have a brain. My concern is for NIGERIA and even if it will take a Tiv, Edo, or igbo man to realise this dream that's all that matter.

Incredibly disastrous and unfortunate is what I will term Tinubu's show of comedy to the world, and to add insult to injury, its the same people who have put Nigeria in the terrible situation that's are his voice to the people/world, how can failures be campaigning to fail for another term and still have lots of brainless folks suffering and smiling, eagerly supporting and trying to usher another season of hardship. NIGERIA, haba

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Celebrities / Re: I Have No Business With Poor Men – Nazo Ekezie by superlanny(m): 6:25pm On Dec 04, 2022
You still dont have sense up till now jeez, i had little respect for you in the past but now its pity i feel for you, because you are obviously demented and need urgent help. If you cant see thru this lying hoe then its game over for you. If you want to report this feel free man, nairaland is a not important to me as before. Until you recant the devils in APC you support i am afraid there is litle hope for you.
post=118900669:

You've said and done the right thing gurl.
Any one that want to die on your post is free to do that.
You cannot control the foolishness and bitterness of some people.
Do the things that makes you happy in life, as long as you are doing the right thing.
That's all that matter.
IDGAF! wink



Na for which country in the world e easy to be a poor man before?!
Better double your hustle and pray to Baba God to bless your hustle.

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Politics / Re: Court Nullifies APGA Governorship Primary Election In Abia, Orders Rerun by superlanny(m): 5:19pm On Dec 01, 2022
As far as I am concerned the Lady Justice attached to Nigeria can see and has been ravaged babarically by our high and mighty leaders.
Sports / Re: Portugal Vs Uruguay: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (2 - 0) On 28th Nov 2022 by superlanny(m): 6:45pm On Nov 28, 2022
Portugal for the win!!! CR7 scores a goal, 2-1 full time score. Stake your life savings on it.

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Politics / Re: Keyamo: South South Governors Are Silent Since Wike's Revelation by superlanny(m): 1:43pm On Nov 22, 2022
Pele PDAPC fan, i am not for anyone, in my opinion they are all the same bunch of rogues, but LB has the most sincere effort to attemot a change.
pquaver:


Deceive yourself.. Pdp and apc are the only parties we have in Nigeria Abi? You got rigor when u could have added labour but because obi is there your hand stiff. Deceive ur tiny brain
Politics / Re: Keyamo: South South Governors Are Silent Since Wike's Revelation by superlanny(m): 11:08am On Nov 22, 2022
pquaver:


Keep quiet.. Even obi is among them stop trying to remove him from the equation. He was governor during Nigeria oil boom what can point to in Anambra for all the money he got.. You are same with the people your condemning
if your tiny brain was functioning you will see where I wrote all politicians multiple times all through the post. Ensure you think properly before mentioning me.
Politics / Re: Keyamo: South South Governors Are Silent Since Wike's Revelation by superlanny(m): 7:10am On Nov 22, 2022
I honestly have begun to lose my sympathy for Nigerians, you see someone ask you for help and on the verge of starving or other life's problems like you are the government, yet when their belles are full they use that strength to be defending APC, PDP and the remaining useless politicians destroying Nigeria, some can even go as far to hurt, kill and maim you for saying anything negative about their great party and dear daddy.

Now I truly believe poverty to be the greatest tool of zombie control and brain resetting to suffering pro max, because even if we are left to eat ants and maggots, some Nigerians will still vote or support our politicians.
So I feel no pity for anyone, let's keep on suffering and our oppressors living their best life.
Sebi una no wan wise, keep enjoying it.

I believe 90 percent of Nigerians (excluding politicians) are suffering from PTSD, everyday we relive the horrors, pain and hardship of surviving Nigeria. No one will tell you this, but if you find yourself supporting these politicians, consider yourself a waste to society and your generation, trust me on this, I know we are not normal in this country, I think normal is the new mad in Nigeria.

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo And Lionel Messi Play Chess In Louis Vuitton Ad by superlanny(m): 7:31am On Nov 20, 2022
Snapchat:


The idiot who gave birth to you is dumb. No wonder she gave herself freely to your wretched father.
kids of nowadays, i won't exchange words with you any longer, I came down to your level and not surprised by your response, all I can feel for you is pity. Hopefully one day you grow up and start to think like a man, instead of the little boy you are.
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo And Lionel Messi Play Chess In Louis Vuitton Ad by superlanny(m): 3:50am On Nov 20, 2022
This is one of the dumbest comment i have seen this year, no offense, just my opinion. In life be mindful of words and attacks especially to people who will always be greater than you.
Snapchat:
The first time I saw this picture this evening was on a Messi fanpage on Facebook. The caption was nice and sweet with love-eye emoji.

I come talk say make I click the players individual account to read the comments.

On Messi's page, the comment were nice. Replies like “2 GOATs” “Idolos” with Portugal and Argentina’s flags everywhere.

Later checked Pendu’s page, my God, his fanboys are actually brainless. I saw comments like “the one on the right is the goat” “Messi is lucky” and other childish tantrums.

Even if you want to feel for Penaldo, you just can’t. Pendu deserves everything he’s going through and his asslickers will be the end of him.

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