₦airaland Forum

See how his children look fat and overfed with national cake money, yet millions of kids are going to bed hungry under their watch. Who is fooling who.

The sad part is, a bus conductor who has 2 children with kwashiorkor will still be supporting this scam of a leader, our mumu is magnificent.

Election time is very near, this is when they will be eating corn, giving children zobo to drink or claiming they had one shoe while growing up.
Nigerian politicians are the most humble and saintly during election periods, and yet millions of educated illiterates will still fall for this comic relief.

I used to think Nigerians are smart and intelligent people, but I have realized that at least more than half are dumb imbeciles. This format is tested and has always worked, why should they change it. Our mumu is incredible.

Just like that this one's will eat watery beans during Christmas and in jail too. They should be dealt with the full extent of the law, in these hard times when Nigerians are suffering from the consequences of electing devilish leaders into power, some unfortunate people will be terrorizing their fellow citizens.

No mercy should be given to them at all, this devils that will kidnap and still kill after collecting ransom or use some people for rituals. If possible lock them away for a long time, so they can reflect on their mistakes intensely.

See that fool on blue polo smiling like the fool he is, because them never dent him mumu face, this is why I support jungle justice sometimes.

Learn to write proper and correct English before we can have a discussion, even a bricklayer can type better English than this, don't quote me again, if you don't want to be unfortunate before the year ends. Zombie like you

adekolaelect:
Lazy and stupid fellow like you with low level of personal future ambitions will consentrate more of your lives on politicians than to plan and hustle for your future . You are better go for Business learning or apprentice than to remain stagnant and bitter soul both online and offline .

Gibberish as usual, never makes senses ever.[quote author= post=119340620]Anything to move our darling nation forward is all we want at [b][/b]

God bless Nigeria[/quote]

All I feel for you is pity to be honest, except you are just a teenager I can spare some thought that you might not really understand the damage politicians have done to this nation, but if you are over 18 then you must be mentally unstable to still support the devils that have held you in bondage for so many years. Keep being positive okay, i hope before you understand it won't be too late

adekolaelect:
the most fooled one are those that spread hatred without any economical gains but to remain bitter and sadden. Politicians can enjoy their loots their supporters can be happy by getting little financial gains and happy lives for supporting positives but those that spread hatred has nothing to goin than everyday sadness.

I don't know who is more useless, the politicians whose life's are so enjoyable and blessed with funds of the nation whose masses are suffering, or the morons and mentally deranged supporters who can hardly afford 2 square meal but still kiss the ass of their oppressors. Na who suffer go kill get problem.

I usually don't respond to mentions, but I was amazed at your attempt to dissect my comment. Trust me all I have I love for this country, anything I say here is aimed at enlightening the ignorant, hopefully we can learn. A better and working Nigeria will favors us all. But for now all I see are failures as leaders and I mean all of them.

Cromagnon:
are they dumb if they are able to sell you into slavery?

they are effective at their objective
you are the ineffective one not achieving your goal
who is the buffon now?


the best citizens can defend their criticism,you cannot
you choose to run like cowards yet want the reward of brave citizens
una funny

If this was really the case then Buni has no blame whatsoever. The moment I won't be able to freely express myself in this shithole is the day I dust my passport and japa to a sane and working country.
When there is nothing working in the Zoo why won't people vent their frustrations. A country with loads of dumb and ineffective buffoons as leaders are scared of a little criticism here and there, even the best of countries have their leaders pounded left and right if they mess up. Small advice gorrilla dey cry.

Just ask Buhari and Tinubu wetin their eyes done see, that's the price for failure and efficient cluelessness. Na pickin wey no get sense dey chop slap pass

I just laugh when I see all this useless and inconsequential awards given to criminals, Nigeria is a joke, because how can people leading a country blessed with extreme poverty, corruption, and massive insecurity be awarded for their mediocrity and cluelessness. I used to think we are a smart people till I saw the number of unrepentant fools we breed in this country. Yes I said it, if you find yourself supporting APC or PDP, just know you deserve to be checked into a mental institution and the keys thrown in the ocean.
The category "Thief Of The Year" should be the main award for the event, clowns everywhere.

Madam what is my own, am i Indonesian, Lol. Of course it will be passed, its a country with a Muslim majority. Their laws their problems, quote me anywhere, this can never happen in Nigeria. Have a great day

MadamExcellency:
A law that was passed overwhelmingly by both ruling and opposition political parties is not backward. You don't dictate your way of life to others.

Polygamy is a crime in the west and should we call that backwardness?

Lol, you can't try this shit in Nigeria, get ready to arrest 80% of our men and women. Naija wey like bleep like anything.

Now the rate of masturbation and sale of intimacy gadgets will increase in Indonesia, na who no get vaseline for house get problem, Naira Marleys "Soapy" should be trending in Indonesia at the moment.

Just look at laws being passed in this century, it will tell you how backward the nation is, nothing thought provoking, special or progressive. Developing countries will need a long time to catch up to the developed ones. Load of uninspiring fcks everywhere.

Hahaha, so in your wildest dreams every Yoruba person out there is supporting Tinubu or Apc, just to remind you, majority of Yoruba Christians know what's right, even if Tinubu was young and vibrant, we will never vote for a candidate that doesn't respect our religion and what the meaning of an all inclusive government is. Vote whosoever you like, the difference between us is that whatever the outcome, I am already dependent on myself and not the government, na you suffer go wire. Expect no reply from me. Cheers

Jack500:
Ibo boy sharap! Be ashamed of your ibotic tribe, we will vote Tinubu, you can go and hang yourself

To be honest I was ashamed to be associated with the Yoruba nation after watching Tinubu mess himself up on several occasions, how can a presidential candidate allow policy questions to be answered by proxies, I mean what level of embarrassment can we continue to take.

From having to remember his date of birth by looking at the script on the table, to multiple gaffes showing his mental capacity to process words, making pronunciations hetic and a huge task.

Honestly, I am angry and sad that this is the best candidate one of the most intelligent tribes in Nigeria can produce.

We have become a laughing stock at home and we finally fell for the bait to showcase our expired product to the international community.

I don't hate Tinubu or other candidates, and I wont say because I am Yoruba I shouldn't have a brain. My concern is for NIGERIA and even if it will take a Tiv, Edo, or igbo man to realise this dream that's all that matter.

Incredibly disastrous and unfortunate is what I will term Tinubu's show of comedy to the world, and to add insult to injury, its the same people who have put Nigeria in the terrible situation that's are his voice to the people/world, how can failures be campaigning to fail for another term and still have lots of brainless folks suffering and smiling, eagerly supporting and trying to usher another season of hardship. NIGERIA, haba

You still dont have sense up till now jeez, i had little respect for you in the past but now its pity i feel for you, because you are obviously demented and need urgent help. If you cant see thru this lying hoe then its game over for you. If you want to report this feel free man, nairaland is a not important to me as before. Until you recant the devils in APC you support i am afraid there is litle hope for you. [quote author= post=118900669]You've said and done the right thing gurl.
Any one that want to die on your post is free to do that.
You cannot control the foolishness and bitterness of some people.
Do the things that makes you happy in life, as long as you are doing the right thing.
That's all that matter.
IDGAF!



Na for which country in the world e easy to be a poor man before?!
Better double your hustle and pray to Baba God to bless your hustle.[/quote]

As far as I am concerned the Lady Justice attached to Nigeria can see and has been ravaged babarically by our high and mighty leaders.

Portugal for the win!!! CR7 scores a goal, 2-1 full time score. Stake your life savings on it.

Pele PDAPC fan, i am not for anyone, in my opinion they are all the same bunch of rogues, but LB has the most sincere effort to attemot a change.

pquaver:
Deceive yourself.. Pdp and apc are the only parties we have in Nigeria Abi? You got rigor when u could have added labour but because obi is there your hand stiff. Deceive ur tiny brain

pquaver:
Keep quiet.. Even obi is among them stop trying to remove him from the equation. He was governor during Nigeria oil boom what can point to in Anambra for all the money he got.. You are same with the people your condemning

if your tiny brain was functioning you will see where I wrote all politicians multiple times all through the post. Ensure you think properly before mentioning me.

I honestly have begun to lose my sympathy for Nigerians, you see someone ask you for help and on the verge of starving or other life's problems like you are the government, yet when their belles are full they use that strength to be defending APC, PDP and the remaining useless politicians destroying Nigeria, some can even go as far to hurt, kill and maim you for saying anything negative about their great party and dear daddy.

Now I truly believe poverty to be the greatest tool of zombie control and brain resetting to suffering pro max, because even if we are left to eat ants and maggots, some Nigerians will still vote or support our politicians.
So I feel no pity for anyone, let's keep on suffering and our oppressors living their best life.
Sebi una no wan wise, keep enjoying it.

I believe 90 percent of Nigerians (excluding politicians) are suffering from PTSD, everyday we relive the horrors, pain and hardship of surviving Nigeria. No one will tell you this, but if you find yourself supporting these politicians, consider yourself a waste to society and your generation, trust me on this, I know we are not normal in this country, I think normal is the new mad in Nigeria.

Snapchat:
The idiot who gave birth to you is dumb. No wonder she gave herself freely to your wretched father.

kids of nowadays, i won't exchange words with you any longer, I came down to your level and not surprised by your response, all I can feel for you is pity. Hopefully one day you grow up and start to think like a man, instead of the little boy you are.

This is one of the dumbest comment i have seen this year, no offense, just my opinion. In life be mindful of words and attacks especially to people who will always be greater than you.

Snapchat:
The first time I saw this picture this evening was on a Messi fanpage on Facebook. The caption was nice and sweet with love-eye emoji.

I come talk say make I click the players individual account to read the comments.

On Messi's page, the comment were nice. Replies like “2 GOATs” “Idolos” with Portugal and Argentina’s flags everywhere.

Later checked Pendu’s page, my God, his fanboys are actually brainless. I saw comments like “the one on the right is the goat” “Messi is lucky” and other childish tantrums.

Even if you want to feel for Penaldo, you just can’t. Pendu deserves everything he’s going through and his asslickers will be the end of him.

She is doing well, philantrophically and sexually, I wanted to write a sensible comment before , but those bobbies are worth billions, so is her heart for the less privilege, I wish her more favour and abundant lubrication to her kpekus.

The human soul is filled with wickedness and only those who strive daily not to unleash those demons are worthy to be called human. Not everything is the devil's fault, some humans wicked pass Lucifer.
Just ask the angel that directed my destiny to Nigeria, one word for him "wicked"

If you like your life better sleep with both eyes open, in a country with zero level of tactical and security awareness we shouldn't be depending in these people. We have not had it this worse in recent times.

A welcome initiative and should be supported fully, violence of all kinds against Men and Women need to be eradicated.

Ladygbola:
Lol... he is coming ooooooooooo

Lol, go joor

Ladygbola:
If you talk too much. I will send a guy to you this night...

just replace yourself with him and come testify on Nairaland by tomorrow morning

If that man dosent mind losing his life or him getting maimed for life, if i no commot more than 6 tooths call me bastard.

Ladygbola:
You are missing a lot in a man. Let a man knack you ehhhhhh. You will be happy for the rest of your life.

Sometimes I try to understand why a man or woman won't be attracted to the opposite sex but still no answers are forthcoming. It beats my imagination, but then I remember the world itself ain't normal.
As long as my third leg continues to stay erect at the sight of fresh melons and soft ikebe, we good.

There are always some interest to protect from these 5 mouthed politicians. Like we don't know bribery is the core of all politicians in Nigeria including himself.

Police is your friend and in a sane world should be the first line of protection, security and compassion. But in a country named Nigeria its the total opposite, bunch of unprofessional criminals on uniform.
I once heard a friend say he feels safer in the hands of armed robbers than policemen. What exactly do we expect from policemen in the zoo.