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Another roasting from ChatGPT using my original article.

kpankpangolo:
Somebody should explain to me. It’s not the same in sane climes. I understand it’s not a suitable word but some people with only SSCE qualifications are so annoying that I blurt the word to destroy their self esteem.

You had to insult people to “destroy their self-esteem,” and somehow you still think you’re the intelligent one. That alone says everything.

First, if someone can read and write, they are not illiterate. Using the word incorrectly only shows that all the schooling you brag about failed to teach you basic language.

Second, education did not begin with universities. Human civilization functioned for thousands of years before modern degrees existed. The expansion of formal schooling accelerated during the Industrial Revolution because growing economies needed trained workers, not because a certificate suddenly became the measure of intelligence.

Today, knowledge is everywhere. Someone sitting in a small room in Enugu with an internet connection can learn physics, engineering, programming, or economics from the same material used in top universities. Meanwhile, some university students spend those same years doing drugs, chasing women, joining cult groups, and graduating with nothing but a piece of paper.

A certificate is proof that you attended school. It is not proof that you are intelligent.

The real irony is this: the moment you start calling people “illiterate” simply because they followed a different path—apprenticeship, trade, or self-education—you expose how little you actually understand about education itself.

And if we apply your logic consistently, you’re also an illiterate in every language you cannot read or write.

So the issue isn’t other people’s education.

It’s your arrogance.

RESPONSE TO THIS WANNABE SMARTASS

SmartPolician:
That's because the vast majority of people who didn't go beyond secondary school cannot read and write. Their spellings and sentences are often terrible.

If you doubt me, check people's comments on social media. Being an illiterate means someone cannot read and write well.

This is the most unfortunate comment I have read this week and I feel so bad for wasting seconds of my life reading this. I have never met a single person who went to high school and cannot read. I know legends who have built multimillion dollar online businesses and they had to drop out of school to concentrate.

Maybe you should change your environment and stop shoving your reality into our throats. You feel like a fool because most of those who built the forum and social media you enjoy today weren't wasting away in college like you did.

It's a shame that in 2026, you have such an archaic mindset. I now understand why people like you hate AI so much because it has made it easier to show how majority of you university graduates wasted away your life in school.

Go to the supermarket and get some shame, you need it.

I don't understand why the bot keeps banning me. I have decided not to use my brutal response and pasted it to ChatGPT so an AI can use my words to roast them. These are my words but was reworded a little.

kpankpangolo:
Somebody should explain to me. It’s not the same in sane climes. I understand it’s not a suitable word but some people with only SSCE qualifications are so annoying that I blurt the word to destroy their self esteem.

Calling people “illiterate” just to destroy their self-esteem says more about your insecurity than their education. If someone can read and write, they are not illiterate. Using that word incorrectly only proves you spent years in school without actually understanding the language you claim makes you superior.

Education is not limited to a university classroom. Human civilization was built long before modern degrees existed. Farmers, craftsmen, traders, and apprentices created functioning societies centuries before the modern academic system appeared.

The university system itself expanded largely during and after the Industrial Revolution to produce specialized workers for growing economies. It was never meant to be the only path to knowledge.

Today, someone sitting in a small room in Enugu with internet access can learn physics, engineering, or programming from world-class sources. Meanwhile, some university students spend those same years chasing women, abusing drugs, joining cult groups, and graduating with little practical skill.

A certificate does not equal intelligence.
In fact, calling people “illiterate” simply because they followed a different path — such as apprenticeships or vocational training — only exposes how shallow someone’s understanding of education really is.

And by the way, if we follow your logic, you’re also an illiterate in every language you cannot read or write. So the problem isn’t other people’s education. It’s your definition of it.

kpankpangolo:
Somebody should explain to me. It’s not the same in sane climes. I understand it’s not a suitable word but some people with only SSCE qualifications are so annoying that I blurt the word to destroy their self esteem.

I had to read the last line again and I can see stupidity and low self esteem right there. If indeed you're half as smart as you claim to be, you'd already know calling someone that can read and write "illiterate" shows how you wasted time and money going to school.

It's quite unfortunate how stupidity is often wrapped in fake ignorance. People like this are the same dipshits calling people with Nwaboi Apprenticeship certificates "illiterates." After spending years doing drugs and beefing with morality in university, they end up more useless than they were before they went to the university.

Now, let me school you morons even though I can bet my steel balls you lack the ability to comprehend and probably think speaking Nigerian thick accented English makes you more intelligent than others. Education can be anything as long as you're learning, the formal education you dorks brag about (because you have nothing to brag about but formal education and money) was encouraged heavily after the industrial revolution.

We needed workers to keep the engine and economy running. Those who created this system didn't go for PHD or acquire these other labels you dorks are so obsessed with.

Now, we live in a world where someone in his bedroom in Enugu can learn physics better than you wasting away womanizing, doing drugs, and fooling yourself in college. With Advancement, a lot of degrees are going obsolete. Again, if you were smart as you like to claim to these "illiterates," you'd understand that time and humans give value to these degrees you so love.

Most of what you enjoy today weren't created by "graduates," it took the coming of "illiterates" who lived hundreds of years before you and learned different skills for dweebs like you to have this formal education you so loved and know nothing about.

Nobody's TECHNICALLY an illiterate. I can call you an illiterate because you don't know how to speak and write in Korean language and I will be right.

Calling someone an illiterate because they did not go to the same university where dipshits like you practice cultism, do drugs, and waste away your life shows how uneducated you actually are about life. It also shows you have absolutely zero clue about the same English language you brag about like it's a measurement of your intelligence.

I didn't even work out or take my bath yesterday because I was trying to catch up with work . I must upload this video today and it better go viral or I'm going to declare war.

I will try to see if I can have 3 videos live this week, it's Thursday already . God, don't let my sleepless nights go in vain. I need to make at least $5k this month and receive that 4 figure credit alert this month so guide my steps and I pray my channel remains safe.

I now have a machine that helps me, I just hate how I have to chop off the pauses in this voiceover!

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Anyways, I need to go bathe these kids! God help me .

May God thoroughly punish whoever is frustrating my goals and dreams with lack of power supply. May God take away what they sincerely need .

I have gone 31 days without watching any pórn video and totally staying away from masturbation. By God's grace, I have applied the strategy of distracting my distractions and a couple of other strategies. Is it easy to beat your addictions? Hell naw!

But can you do it? Absolutely!

I just bought another office and these people decided it was the perfect time to not give us light. You know when I say I'm nervous, it's not necessarily only because I doubt my abilities. It's just that when your whole life has been about struggling to get basic things, you struggle to believe everything will be fine once you've got that thing.

You know that feeling of hoping and working hard for something and when it happens, you're scared and wondering if something would just happen out of the blue and you go back to that lowest place you just crawled out of.

Now, that this laptop is here, I fixed the audio, the battery is really good, all these fears cloud around, and I'm here hoping the light don't have issue, or something bad might happen. So I'm always in my defense mode, ready to start again if something happens.

It's unfortunate, life's not fair but that's the fun in it. Anyways, let me go to the toilet and then take my bath.

I will still turn on the laptop and log into Claude AI first. I just hope everything goes well.

$10k.

I noticed the audio wasn't working, I was instantly stressed. And then, I decided to fix the issue myself. I tried Claude AI but it wasn't really giving me what I want. I then used ChatGPT and we fixed it!

God, AI advancement is getting crazy. What exactly would humans do if AI starts doing everything? Very soon, I will start building apps and websites that will make my work easier with the help of AI. This is insane!

Where are we going to??

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Anyways, I pray for a beautiful and wonderful month. I hope this channel blows up, I pray there's no obstacles, and there's constant light.

May God help us all. I'm anxious but let me make that challenge with faith.

$10k.
And find a profitable, low competition, and simple niche this month. Amen.

I just pray and hope I don't come across any obstacle like demonetization, Lord. Phew!

I finally got the laptop. It's a long story and I don't have the energy to write everything down. But just know that between the day I want to the bank and today, I have spent about 22k naira (I still have little changes) on issues or things connected to this PC.

I also bought an adapter this evening because the head of the charger didn't match any socket here. Phew! Mannnnn... Grateful to God, now I hope with this new office, I print $100k to $1M. Amen.

So help me God. Thank you Lord. I will be installing capcut today. And getting to work straight away.

Finally sent the money for the laptop — all glory to God. My first video of the week isn't doing too well, yes the same video I had to start editing from the beginning after everything wiped out.

I went to the bank with my son (nephew), spent almost 15k (still have some change here) on everything. I have a lot to say but thank God for the banker.

He was really a chill guy, so chill I wanted to buy him a drink. I actually asked for his account details, but I think he thought (or intentionally) gave me his phone number.

My introverted nature has stopped me from texting him because I can bear the responsibility of keeping "friends" close. I'm cooked.

I will try to text him.

He was calm but became more calm and friendly when he saw that I knew a whole bunch of ways to make money online.

The rate was N1340, I didn't care, I just wanted to pay for that laptop and for everything to go well.

Touching grass is really good. I will also try to start taking care of my hair or at least shave. My nonchalance is crazy. I have become more socially awkward and hating going out. It's crazy, I know I say I will try... #Sighs

FashionCapital:
thank you sir . I will check them out. I messaged you on m**l because it was the only option I could reach you which I know of. 🙏

Respect, boss!

Mikocake:
What’s up op? You’ve relapsed?

No, sir . I'm 27 days strong, I'm only using the strategy of distracting my distractions. It's extremely formidable. I'm filling the void with other healthy "addictions" (I'm a workaholic so I have been genuinely busy.

I will update the thread when we hit day 30 by God's grace.

At this point, I'm very confident about my method.

I'm so pissed off and my hatred for editing on this phone has tripled. Can you imagine that after all the pain in my eyes and sleepless nights, this app just wiped out all of my work?! I swear if I lacked emotional control, I would have smashed this phone on the floor.

God knows nothing will stop me from paying for this laptop this week, I was supposed to travel today so I can go to the bank but I decided to get this video ready. Now, I have to start completely afresh.

I'm so disappointed in Inshot, I had so much trust in that app, and I don't think I will ever trust them like before. At least I know capcut is bullshit and full of sh*t but I shot just broke my heart into pieces!

Now, I have to go back to that piece of sh*t capcut. How can I waste days of my life like this? God punish... Kai.

Kushites:
Without African Politicians, you'd be an illiterate stuck in a farm, so what are you talking about?

Cry harder, and tell me how Africa colonized Europe, or how Africa is this, and that, like your fellow afrocentrists.

Congratulations, Mr. Jimmy. This man is greater than 99% of African politicians.

Kalulu44:
Hahahaha, no be only me God dey save. God dey save all of us in one or the other

This thread is amazing, and this brings back the nostalgic feeling of old Nairaland. Thank you for sharing this, boss. That useless girl is heartless! Only God knows how many men have been deceived like this! Only God knows how many kids were made to believe they were being raised by their biological father!

Social media has exposed how evil and heartless people are, especially women.

Finally got a payment notification from Google . So grateful to God. Now, I have to withdraw some money for the laptop, by God's grace, I have faith everything will work out well.

Then, I can double now. By God's grace, if I work tirelessly as usual, this channel will generate at least $10k to $20k by June. Amen.

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I'm speaking into existence: my next video will generate 100k views.


Modified: I think the useless bot removed one of my updates and I actually responded to @fashioncapital (don't know if I got the name correctly).

I'm currently editing the video on Inshot. Capcut is very useless, I can't find my pro version after subscribing. Everything got reset after I cleaned the storage to make space in the app.

Met a guy on that app they call Twitter, a fellow YouTuber recommended him. N480k for the dell laptop but the ram was 8gb ram. I was asking Claude AI a lot of questions and it said 16gb ram and 512gb ssd would serve better. Told him, and he said I should pay N560k.

We agreed on 545k, I'm taking a leap of faith and I hope it truly works out. I'm emptying every last cash in me, I have to wait for royalties to drop and I gather everything like a brokie .

It can only get better, I have faith. Once I get a capable machine and this channel is active, it will pay back in just one day!

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Anyways, I realized I didn't remove my business email and I just did that. Enough of the flood of messages, I'm trying to get back on my feet so I can also help others so they don't go through what I went through. Grateful people, of course, not useless ingrates.

I'm no savior, I'm still trying to grow too. The messages on WhatsApp alone is overwhelming, and I had to uninstall that app for peace. I have a big phobia for spending too much time on social media, and people don't even know how much I try to keep up.

I must get this video out today, and I hope everything works well because it's part 2 so I'm not expecting much views.

God help me, man.

MarkNsukkaBread:
51 years in jail just because she initiated some young boys into sex?

How old were the boys at the time of the crime?

Some of you deserve to be treated like shit and I'm glad Nigerian politicians are doing "just" that. Would you make this comment if the bastard was a man?

Wait until someone molests your child, let's see what you'll say, even if the child says they enjoyed it..

Tired of this overthinking. I'm thoroughly researching which laptop is best for this YouTube hustle. I need something that can effortlessly handle capcut and editing as whole, and has a strong battery. I have decided to take a bold step and raise my budget to N500k.

gistray:
It's as if I came to this world to suffer.
I've tried quitting masturbation for 60 days to see if things will change.

Why can't I uplift all my family members from poverty, people I showed the light and now light years ahead of me.... At this rate even 1 billion in my account will still make me feel irrelevant and empty.

I'm alone, 29 and alone... I can only afford basic things. 1 major purchase and I go back to square one.... Life sucks. I feel like resetting everything and going back to the creator

I'm documenting how I broke away from this masturbation and porn addiction. Check my profile.

I randomly saw a post of girl making hundreds of millions of naira on forex. I know I will fix my life, just one day. But God's grace, I will destroy poverty and die a satisfied man.

Today's upload is looking good, I bagged another 1/10 — glory to God! Over 710 views in 3 hours and some minutes.

God, I pray for 50k or 100k views in 24 hours !

Grateful to God!

It's been so rough, my eyes hurts. Sleepless nights working in this video. I honestly pray to buy a machine laptop soon, this phone has tried and is making my life harder.

I end up working for 24 hours straight — no joke. Please don't understand how WhatsApp shows I'm online but cannot respond to messages. If only they know, and I'm not about to switch off my "last seen online" notice.

Anyways, bro. I published just one video last week but despite that, we did good. I believe that, with God's grace, if this phone lets me, it's possible to hit $3k.

I would really love to hit $3k. After resting my eyes, I will start crafting my nice video immediately.

God help us.

On this day, I officially crossed $1,000 in a month in this same YouTube channel with just 2 or 3 videos uploaded so far this month. I honestly pray I get to receive this money, because KDP has taught me a bitter lesson.

Glory to God. I'm grateful. Let's hit $3k next.

I'm also grateful that my YouTube knowledge is getting sharper and better too. If I die today, I die proudly — one of my childhood dreams was to earn doing YouTube.

SuperOnyi:



Day 13


Oh, now I know why the urges have been pushing me into thinking a lot of things that will trigger a mistake. It's the day! The day 14 is here! This is often the time everything gets quite difficult, and I end up making a stupid mistake.

Well, not anymore, my strategy got me covered! Let's go!

Day 14.

This is so easy. One of the first steps to breaking an addiction is to get busy, so busy — not faking it — that even the addiction is distracted.