₦airaland Forum

One of my wishes and prayers to God is to take my life if I ever find myself in a situation where I'm completely helpless and have to depend on others. Dementia is heartbreaking and one of the worst things that can happen to anyone. Thinking about it should make anyone who still has plans to impact the world sit up and stay on alert, even if we have no control over tomorrow.

I don't watch movies that much, but I saw this news about an actor who had to be taken into a "caregiving home" after dementia sucked his memory out. This is a famous legend who had made millions in the industry but was completely helpless.

One day, after I have financial backup to run research and solve world problems, dementia, diabetes, and cancer would be totally obliterated.

kalvoken:
If tunubu is doing his job, no naija would have to go to anay other country for any reason



If your head is rotten, what would happen to the rest of your body

Just today I read where yariya-yarimo was claiming that vdm is not a wise person for calling out the education minister or so, due to bad situation of the primary school posted. She forgot that hitting the shit on the ceiling fan is the easiest way to let occupants know their's shit is the room

I understand your point, sir. What you said is true, but my point is: who are these leaders? Who is Tinubu? Aren't they all Nigerians? To make Nigeria GREAT, one of the most important things we should focus on is our mentality and culture. Corruption has become a part of our culture; deceiving people, lying, and other vices have become synonymous with being "smart."

In school, any teacher holding us accountable for our mistakes and disciplining us is seen as wicked. I don't care if these things happen in other countries, but this is our land. There are many examples I can give you.

kalvoken:
If tunubu is doing his job, no naija would have to go to anay other country for any reason

BULLSHIT. Nigerians have embraced corruption; the government has nothing to do with this.

Love this thread; after exploring Africa, it would be fun to go to places like this as a digital nomad. A lot of writers and YouTubers love to work in Asia (places like Bali, Thailand) for a long period of time.

Thank you, I really needed this comic relief .

iLegendd:
This post is not necessary, so you can ignore. It's all about me me me.

I want to post this, but one spirit is saying, "Don't! Just stay ghost mode and don't update anyone on anything." Then another spirit is saying, "post it and delete later."

It's been a while. Some new thiings in Boxnalysis I discovered made me speechless. I keep finding new things that rhyme in all cycles. E get where e reach, I burst cry. I'm not a billionaire in Dollar yet, but with the data and info I have about BTC, thanks to Boxnalysis, it's impossible not to be.

I have never worked in my life cuz I hate to be told or controlled. I too get pride sha.

I got a call from someone, a lady, her dad worked with Total oil company and I was asked to send my CV, but I laughed and refused. They called my mom and she called and begged me, yet I refused. She ended the call with "The Devil is at work."

She knows I have been indoors for years and wants me to regularly go out.

She sent a copy of my CV to them and I was called to resume work the next day.

Make e no be I dey possessed and refused to work since I graduated and came back to Naija. It seems rumours are going round about me that I don't work, but see money to buy things. Maybe, she wants that rumour to stop.

I took the job and requested I want something that'll engage me physically, not office work. I have been in my room for years developing Boxnalysis, so I needed what will HOLD me outdoor for at least 15 hours and this is a perfect opportunity.

The moment coverall and helmet is on, we're not allowed to use our phone from 9 AM to 12 PM. When we come back from break, the rule continues. Sadly, my job is least intensive. All my colleagues are secretly jealous. I just loiter around from 9AM to 12PM supervising them, then back again from 2 to 5PM. Once in a while, I put in one or two physical effort to help.

For the pay, it's big, but I'll hand it to my mom. Crypto money is bigger than oil money except you're Dangote. I'm not working because of the pay, but to allow me mingle with big men and enjoy sunlight and gist.

This job is the reason I'm hardly with my phone and it had helped me improve my patience with BTC. We closed at 5 PM. I live inside the company house. One of the oyibo guys wants to take some of us to club, but I'm no longer into that.

Yesterday, I checked Boxnalysis and it told me to long at 61.9k and I did. I don't check profit. It's either I win or I lose all.

I will surely resign in few months. At least, I can now write a book about 9-5 and I'll make so much fun of it.

I told you it's all about me me me.

Below is my yesterday trade.

To those in my community spreading rumour that I don't work, but I see money, I'm now working just to make you happy.

The moment I start receiving too many calls about financial help from those sets of people, I go just resign and I'll inform them that I have been sacked so that they'll pity this boy and quit.

I don't wanna sound "gay" but I'm really proud of you, boss. You've come so far. Thank you for everything, and don't deactivate your account please.

I hope I get an opportunity to be your mentee, not just in crypto but in life. I haven't started due to my efforts toward YouTube and other hustles, but I'm always a fast learner.

Goodvibes007:
I pay 1st world prices. Do you pay 1st world prices in Nigeria?

I'm sorry I had to chip in here. Let me start by saying that while I understand your points --- although not well placed --- you are making the wrong move criticizing people for saying that the economic isn't smiling at them. I can easily smile and agree with you because I know ways to earn in dollar here, even bigger than those living 'abroad,' but that would be disingenuous.

Even if I believed Nigeria is cheap, the only reason I would believe that is because I only want to earn big in dollar and invest here, and I also live in the countryside where we have our own small farm. But even at that, everyone is complaining here.

Comparing the currency here and over there isn't smart. I remember when I used to work physical jobs to survive, someone earning $2000 a month in the US is living larger than me. I used to starve. If I earned 3,000 naira a week, I'd be grateful. How many jobs (that doesn't require certificates) will pay you better than McDonalds here?

I'm using them as example because these are jobs people get to survive. Our currency is not just losing its value but also its buying power. Can someone working in "Chicken Republic" live better than someone working at McDonalds? I can bet my balls that Nigerians are the easiest people to control, look at what happened during covid 19 lockdown. If the government spent the little taxes the citizens pay, whether we like it or not, we must pay for those taxes.

I'm sure you received some benefits from the government over there, but here we were getting our as$ kicked trying to get something to eat. So, stop mocking people's pain. And yes, Nigerians are very annoying and ungrateful, but things aren't easy for anyone right now.

The only reason you are in your "first world" paying your "first world" taxes, driving on that clean road, and living in that property with clean water is because people dared to question the state of their country. Even now, people still insult Donald Trump, let alone a country like ours.

You are saying a gallon of gas is more expensive there than it is here is funny, why is Youtube Music subscription significantly cheaper in Nigeria than it is in America? Purchasing power! It's the same reason you earn more in YouTube as someone with an American audience compared to someone with a Nigerian audience.

Even a foreign company understands this better than you, and that says a lot. 99.999999999% of Nigerians earn in Naira and spend in Naira!

There is a secret they are hiding from you and I can't let them do that anymore. Making money online is very possible, I know many people making tens of millions of naira monthly. Yes, I know them.

Before I tell you the most important thing in this thread, let me tell you why many people never make money online even though the world has become a global village:

1. They don't have patience.
2. They don't have perseverance.
3. They doubt too much.

I know someone personally. His name is Michael. He is the type of guy with balls as strong as rock, he is not even smart or fast but obsessed with the art of not giving up. Even as I speak, he has spent a lot of money learning, even with zero ROI, he's not giving up.

I will talk about him one day and give everyone (on Nairaland)who has made this possible, credits because he deeply appreciate them.

So, yes, you can make millions of naira on YouTube but you need to be patient, hungry, and angry. I'm too lazy to type for long because it might not be appreciated enough so that's why I no longer talk about that guy — Michael.

Oh my God, this man was so popular I grew up thinking "Awilo Longomba" was just a slang or name of the song we all heard as kids, that name was everywhere, and it's crazy how the world moves so fast. This was literally in the 2000s because I was born in the 2000s. Absolute legend! I didn't even know he wasn't Nigerian because I never cared.

This song is actually dope, anyone criticizing this song is probably expecting an artist known for romance songs and nice dance moves to do something that contradicts his brand. Some people have no idea how business works. Tekno is a legend, and I say this as someone who breathes hip hop for a living, but I will never hesitate to enjoy and appreciate other genres.

RosyIsBlessed:
U can now use your Nigerian Bank account. Amazon is trying to scrap all third party payment platforms including Grey. I can no longer use my Grey account

Domiciliary account? Have you tried it?

It's really insane how the AI industry is being pumped with tens of billions of dollars. I saw somewhere that the guys that started cursor were students. I pushed it out of my mind but seeing this again, and calculate what massive $60 billion is, got me thinking deeply.

At this point, AI will make more billionaires than other eras did.

iLegendd:
Sadly, not for sale, but two people will get it for free.

Ah, I remember that book with over 50 businesses you kept secret to this day. I pray and hope I find favor in your eyes, boss. I never take your blessings for granted. Thank you for everything.

Once again, you don't know how much you changed my life with your threads. God bless you, my boss.

iLegendd:
I specialise in BTC history, patterns, behaviour, moves, tricks, volume, monthly + yearly trend, 4-year halving cycle and patience.

I used to be like everyone else on 5 mins timeframe, checking lower timeframe market structure, falling wedge, dojis and price WITH green and red candles that make my heart skip when a see a long 15 mins red candle.

Today, my candles are white and grey and my heart doesn't skip anymore cuz my default timeframe is 1 week and my entry is my greatest priority.

90% of my victory is my entry. The other 10% is patience and co.

Boxnalysis is the saviour of weekly, monthly and yearly BTC trading/investment. It's the most accurate and advanced system in crypto and a proud Nigerian invented it.

Good morning, sir. When should we expect the book? I'm an absolute beginner. I have been so busy trying to get back a couple of things back on track. Looking forward to it, my boss.

Playing both sides like Jon Rockefeller would have. Similar thing CocaCola did during the World War.

Counterigbolies:
All these lamba don cast since 2023

Your German Chinese friend?

Chinedu abeg lie small small abeg



That bullshit u put up there can b done by anyone with 2 WhatsApp

I didn't want to respond to you but I feel sorry for you and your fellow online tribal warriors. I understand it's impossible for a two dimensional being to understand how four dimensional beings think.

How did my German Chinese best friend know everything about Mr. Peter Obi? He's begging me to vote for him. I love my brother but I will never trust any Nigerian politician — they're not capable of fixing anything. I'm sorry, buddy.


How do I explain to him I gave up on Nigeria when I was around 12 to 14 years old?

I wake up everyday and when I think of our situation, I feel depressed. But if I kill myself overthinking about people who hate themselves so much then the joke's on me. The question is: Are we even thinking of the future or "just leaving everything to God"? I know politics exists in every nation or even in every community but do we have a plan or blueprint for the future? For our children?

My preek shrinks when I write something troubling our heart and someone crawls out of nowhere to call me "Yoruba," "Igbo," "Obedient," or "APC." How exactly did we get to this level? I have always had this belief: the fact that we are still where we are is one of the main reasons we must put away our differences and work together. I believe that even if this country is divided, for the good of this skin color we share, which has made us identical to those who disrespect us, it is best we put away our arrogance and use our pride to grow together.

There's this question that has bothered me for years: If a nuclear apocalypse happens today, which "race" aka skin color is likely to go extinct? Has it ever crossed your minds or is it all about dragging the future generation into hell? SuperO.nyi struggles to understand what happened to the "black race."

It becomes even more depressing when you find out there are people, tens and hundreds of millions of people who truly believe that this is the fate of the "black race": to be trampled upon, insulted, and degraded. They have no problem with that as long as they get to eat. These people believe they have low IQ, and so, they will drag us down with us.

I ask again: is this our fate? If the world was ending in 2050, what exactly is our fate? Dare I say that we will likely go extinct like homo erectus if this is the mentality and approach we believe is going to take us to the promised land.

As for SuperO.nyi, before death calls my name, I will prove all of these stereotypes wrong, and change the world around me. Never again will I overthink because of people who have chosen to embrace mediocrity.

For some reasons known to some human, this thread was moved to the jokes section . Thank God our blog and social media pages are ready.

The picture is just a few scrolls away, but I know you'll say it's too big and thick. But what do you want me to do, as a heartbroken inventor? I can't take the pain anymore, so I have to use this for the good of mankind.

I know some girls and boys, men and women would hate me and wish me evil but nothing will change my mind. My mind is made up.

I'm tired of everything, the pain is too much. She has caused me too much pain.

I have decided to use this big black microphone to fight against injustice. I will educate men and women of good will, and expose evil with my voice.

I know what happened to Fela,
I know what happened to Dele Giwa,
I know what's happening to Mazi Nnamdi Kanu.

But I can't stand this, anymore.