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Freemanan:
So this is the new Madness... Where Popcorn ?

Sits and wait for confused mods to take this Bunkum to FP

so cuz I fine pass you now, e dey pain you, tfyu

Meeloreh:
What's wrong with u people n look alikes, what will it do for you and the answer to that is YES- you look like his ancestors

just say yes and gerarahia mhen

emmboy:
Yes you look like his sample. You are the china-made wizkid. One advice for you, be yourself and most importantly break up with your girlfriend. Thank me later.

bros you well so!

Lalasticlala do your job mhen

pascal are you serious or you are just joking mhen pascal are you serious or you are just joking mhen

MY GIRL FRIEND SAID I LOOKS LIKE WIZKID! HOPE SHE NO DEY TEASE ME,

Try it and thank me later

falconey:

oh boi you dey H?

Strahovski:
50. Learn to compose an article correctly with the use of paragraphs and punctuation.

Ode come teach me na

WAs still thinking, should I accept him I dey fear oo

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Romantic Things To Say To Your Girlfriend In A Text

1. I plan on being with you until forever ends. 2. I saw you were perfect and so I loved you. Then I saw that you were not perfect and I loved you even more. 3. I don’t think you understand how important it is for me to hear the sound of your voice every day. 4. My thoughts are free to go anywhere, but it’s surprising how often they head in your direction. 5. To have you as my girl is my honour. Be with me always! 6. They say love hurts, but I’m ready to take that risk, if I’m going to be with you. 7. I would climb a thousand mountains to see you smile. 8. I’d like to wake up next to you every morning! 9. Life is beautiful because of you. 10. For you I may be just one person, but for me you are the world. 11. I can’t live without you. 12. Thank you for supporting me today. If it wasn’t for you, I’d be lost. 13. When words aren’t enough to tell you how great you’ve been, remind me to come and kiss you. 14. Loving you is like breathing. I can’t stop and it’s necessary for my survival. 15. Words aren’t enough to tell you how wonderful you are. I love you. 16. You make my heart melt! 17. Life has never been better, thanks to you, sweetheart! 18. I miss you, we should get together soon! 19. If I had to, I would wait for an eternity to be with you. 20. I’ve fallen in love many times… always with you. 21. You are my perfect soul mate who brings the very best out of me. 22. My heart began a journey the first time I looked into your eyes. 23. I love the way you understand my thoughts before I voice them. 24. I’ve waited my entire life to find you. You are the desire of my soul. 25. I sometimes think of you when you’re away and smile away to myself. People think I’m nuts. 26. When giving her a dozen roses, 11 real and 1 fake, say “I will love you until the last rose dies. 27. The moment you walk into the room, I become breathless and speechless. 28. Destiny has brought us together. Our hearts having minds of their own. Our bodies and souls blend together to become a passionate flame. 29. You’re mine and only mine, All rights reserved 30. I want to be there to hold your hand and shield you from any troubles that come your way. 31. Every time I look into your beautiful eyes, I melt and fall in love with you again and again and again. 32. I love you, not only for what you are, but for who I am when I am with you. 33. A hundred hearts would be too few to carry all my love for you. 34. I usually don’t get attached too easily, but that changed when I met you. 35. If you held up 11 roses into a mirror, you’d be looking at 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. 36. Your love ravishes my heart, it is a power I can not resist. 37. I sent an angel to look over you at night. The angel came back a minute later and I asked it why. It told me “Angels don’t watch other angels.” 38. You are my best friend, my shoulder to lean on, the one person I know I can count on, you’re the love of my life, you’re my one and only, you’re my everything. 39. I’ll love you till death, and then some. 40. My world has no meaning without you. 41. You are the reason for my smile. 42. I will love you forever and always. 43. Waiting for you at home, come back soon. I miss you. 44. When I close my eyes, I see you. When I open my eyes, I see you. There is nothing I can do without thinking of you. 45. My life is a jigsaw puzzle and you’re my missing piece. 46. You bring sunshine into my life! You aren’t the sun, but you’re just as hot. 47. I can’t wait to be with you again. Loves and hugs. 48. They say love gives you wings but is that why I’m in seventh heaven? 49. If I was your bed, you’d sleep on top of me!

add number 50

Specialbaby:
I have exactly that same shoe, mine wasnt even near that.




Wailers trying to paint our president black.

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SirJeffry:
No be lie you want? I don help give you a super lie format now, you come dey fear.

dat lie too much bro

SirJeffry:
These kids again.

Ok, my advice: Tell her your dad is the VC in that Ilorin University so he asked you to transfer over to there and remember to update your lies each year like anti-virus

bro vc ke

i thought she would snub me if i made mention that i am a jambite. i thought she would snub me if i made mention that i am a jambite.

Dear nairalander, I need your opinion! I met a beautiful girl on Facebook, she is those kinda Porsche girl, she is always ignoring my chat, being a jambite, seeking admission to lautech, she told me she is in unibadan 100lvl, so I lied that I am in lautech 200lvl! we met, aww I really love this girl! so after the lautech post ume, I didn't make there postjamb so I was nota admmited! my dad help me work my admission now to alhikma university in kwara, so I am now wondering how to tell her I am not going to lautech before! she is expecting me to be in 300lvl when lautech resume now! I dont want to loose her! HELP ME

she no fine self

dhantey324:
Hope this event won't cause any killing in d north?

you be wayray i swear

Since 1979 the people of Kwara state have been caged under the political dynasty of the Sarakis. This enslavement was pioneered by the late Olusola Saraki and carried on by his son, Senator Olubukola Saraki. For those that may not understand, Olusola Saraki was the father of Olubokola Saraki, the embattled President of the Senate. I shall give a run-down on the Saraki Dynasty from 1979 to date. The Saraki Political Dynasty: Since creation in 1967 till date, Kwara state has produced a total of SIX Executive Governors. All SIX Governors were/are installed by the Saraki Dynasty. In 1979, Olusola Saraki brought late Adamu Attah as the National Party of Nigeria(NPN) governorship candidate for Kwara state election. Attah was elected, while Saraki was elected Senator and also majority leader of the senate. In 1983 Olusola Saraki had problem with Attah and NPN National leadership, he re-contested the Senatorial election and also shifted base to UPN where he brought Cornelius Adebayo as his candidate. Adebayo and Saraki emerged victorious. Buhari's December 1983 coup cut short Adebayo's 4-years tenure and ushered in long military rule. When IBB 'pretended' to return democracy, Olusola Saraki, a member of SDP brought in another of his pretege Muhammed Lafiaji as his candidate for the December 1991 Governorship election in Kwara state. Lafiaji won. Lafiaji took power in January 1992 but his tenure was cut short by Abacha coup in November 1993. With the return of democracy in 1999, Olusola Saraki, a member of APP brought another of his protege Muhammed Lawal as his candidate for the governorship election. Lawal was elected and ruled for 4years. He also presented his daughter Gbemisola as the House of Represntative candidate for their district, which she won. However, because Lawal later fell out with Pa Olusola Saraki, coupled with the problem he was having with National ANPP in the build-up of the 2003 poll, Olusola Saraki defected to PDP and brought his Son Bukola Saraki as the governorship candidate of PDP in the 2003 poll. He also presented his daughter Gbemisola Saraki as the party candidate for 2003 Kwara South Senatorial election. Bukola Saraki defeated incumbent Lawal and Gbemisola climbed to the Senate. Olusola 'retained' the positions for his children in the 2007 election. In 2011, Olusola Saraki and his son played a fast one on Kwarans that saw his son replace his sister in the senate, while a new stooge, Abdulfatah Ahmed was installed as the Governor. BUKOLA CONTINUED THE DYNASTY The death of Olusola Saraki in 2012 saw the natural inheritance of the Saraki dynasty by Bukola Saraki, who was determined to maintain the dynasty and possibly handover to his own children when they come of age. In 2015 the fraudulent change mantra saw Saraki retaining and advancing the cause of the dynasty. Also note that the Sarakis have always determined who get what from councillor to chairman up to ministerial and board appointments from Kwara state since 1979. What Did Kwarans Gain From Saraki Dynasty? The Saraki's practically turned Kwarans to beggars while feeding fat on their common wealth. A tour round Kwara state will reveal acute poverty and suffering of the people. The Sarakis from time to time do prepare 'food' and give to the hungry people that they deliberately impoverished. The people inturn hail them with chant of 'ranka-dede'. The only gain Kwarans get was glorified beggar status and national mockery. Now That Kwarans Have Woken Up: For 36years Kwarans have maintained the status of beggars, feeding from whatever drops to the floor of those that cornered their collective wealth. Today, Kwarans in their numbers came out to pelt stones to their oppressors; the Saraki dynasty. With the pelting of stones/satchet water on Saraki, Kwarans have realised and are now saying 'ENOUGH IS ENOUGH'. I wholeheartedly congratulate Kwara people and I assure them that they have the support of Nigerians of good conscience. However, I want to encourage them to keep their PVCs safe because it is the only legitimate tool to kick-out every oppressors and their stooges from position of leadership. I pray that other Nigerians learn from Kwara people and liberate themselves from the claws of fraudulent establishment that called themselves 'godfathers'. Once again, CONGRATULATIONS to Kwara people. May God Bless The People of Kwara state May God Bless Us All
By surbrown