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Wow! So GEJ Pri.ck they function?

South west = APC

tundeayo2020:
funny enough I didn't even smile not to talk of laughing, why?

Your problem is more than the jokes...

So what's wrong?

somebody once told me that everything about PDP is clueless...

I never believed..


But now I believe...

Which 9billion is this one saying?? Is it the one in GEJ and Okonjo bank Account?

Or maybe they are still manufacturing the stoves...

SMH for PDP fans

OP.. Are you related to LAI mohammed

I saw this customised broom today..

The broom was printed with green and their is one apc label there..

It's actually funny though

Have you noticed this?

Apc are using stadiums for their rallies..

While PDP are using streets and at the end of the day they start comparing the crowd.

Just an observation though

*Modified*
More than 100 likes for me?? WOW *Runs out of thread naked and dancing shoki*

Nairaland is not the right place to get advice- Michael Faraday

Funny.. China are ones importing Generator to Nigeria and still In charge of electricity

She's my sister

Nawa ooo

mencade4:
she was my classmate in primary school....

Are you related to Otunba LIEnus?

My brother, let me go straight to the point.

You are approaching those gurls just because you wanna 'nack' them. If you truly love someone, you will never take them for granted.

Crocz:
BB curve 10 beatz it

I love this phone. Have been enjoying it since using it. Are u also using this kind of phone?

CityNG:
Sorry Bro, I just appreciate nice perky feeders.

To all my small cup sized Sisters, I appreciate all of una.

I sight you

CityNG:
Sorry Bro, I just appreciate nice perky feeders.

To all my small cup sized Sisters, I appreciate all of una.

I sight you

CityNG:
Saggy danglers.

Wicked

CityNG:
Saggy danglers.

Wicked

Slonge2:
I prefer vaseline though, and here are the reasons:

1. With vaseline, you cant contract sti's

2. Vaseline is cheaper.

3. Multiple use: you can use one vaseline of 300 naira for more than ten sessions of sexual gratification..

4. Vaseline does not complain that your junk is to large or that you are handling it too roughly.

inshort, the advantages of vaseline are just too numerous to mention..


in conclusion, instead of giving one ashawo 1500 for one night, you can get a 300naira vaseline and use it for one week( if you dey do am 5times a day) or more..


jah bless vaseline and its inventor.

What's this one saying?

Interesting!

lol

Olusanya333:
Na u sabi that one o

Lol

Olusanya333:
R

R for rabbit

Am I the only one seeing TWO Uti's in the first picture?

richardjemedafe1:
Wow

Or WAW soap?

If you have experience with project planning in a professional sense at your employment then you should treat the planning of your wedding no different. Wedding Planning is a must for small or big weddings - perhaps it's more critical to plan out your wedding for the large weddings for everything to run smoothly on the day.

A Big or Small Wedding?

First of all, you should have a general number of guests you would like to invite. This will determine everything else you do in your wedding planning. Do you want a small cozy wedding or a large wedding gathering? Is it what you want or what your parents or in-laws want? Is it within your budget? Once you answer these questions your wedding planning has now been kick started.

Assign Tasks

In a project situation, it is important to delegate tasks and so in your wedding planning you need to determine who will be responsible for certain aspects of your wedding. For example you may want to designate responsibility of handling of catering for yourself while delegating the responsibility of the wedding music or entertainment to your partner.

Wedding Budget

A commercial project always has a profit and loss statement and a budget. A wedding plan profits when you succeed and you lose when everything falls apart - you don't want the latter to happen. One of the more important aspects of wedding planning is your wedding budget. You should have a general number in your head of how much you want to spend on your wedding and from that starting number you can allocate money to the 'sub-projects' of your wedding such as the catering, the reception hall, etc. Watch carefully how you spend your wedding budget and always keep a look out for ways to save money on weddings.

Wedding Research

Keep note of what works and what doesn't when you attend other weddings, talk to the caterers and the musicians or the DJ if you like their service. Talk to the wedding couple or other recently wedded couples to ask them what worked in their wedding and what didn't and what other advice they could offer. A part of your research would take you to wedding expos and shows around the country in your city or local area. At the wedding show you can take into account the latest trends and products that are popular in the wedding industry. You will be able to talk to reception services, caterers and bakers for your wedding cake. You will able to see their showcase of wedding dresses and possibly catch a catwalk display of the dresses. Remember your purpose at these shows - that you are there as research for your wedding plan and not be tempted by the other extras that aren't really a part of what you want for a wedding. Your purpose is to get an idea of how much everything you want at your wedding would cost as well as your options in the variety of wedding areas.

Wedding Ceremony and Reception Location

Finally, a major element to your wedding project plan is to arrange the ceremony and the locations of the ceremony and reception. If you are religious it would probably be assumed that you would be wedded in a church or other religious building. If aren't religious and are looking for a civil celebrant you will also need to plan around that. Planning your reception location would probably take into consideration the research you have done previously. Shop around for prices; ask around for testimonials of good service to find the perfect location to suit what you want and your budget.

Good luck in your wedding planning!

So the Big question is, When are you planning for that wedding?

Slap somebody ===> Goes to court

Money Laundering =====> Goes to Dubai to enjoy


9JA!!!

I don't blame the INEC Official

If Mechanic slap you ehn.... Your memory card will reset..

When you meet 5 alive on the table after paying N1 million per table...#headies

thatgurlvixen:
You're actually serious

yeah.. Just hoping skales will win something this nyt

thatgurlvixen:
Whaaaaaaaaattttt!!!!!

Still wondering hw he won it. Headies is shit!

Shegsakinz:
please wu won hip hop world revelation

Kcee

When Your Dad Smokes Weed For The First Time
#Headies

akinsadeez:
What's with that Phyno's producer and the travelling bag he came on the stage with

Maybe he wants to carry as many as possible awards...