₦airaland Forum

This one na mumu. He doesn't know what God did for him. Many have gone where he wants to go but how many of them don return? Fool.

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You keep shifting the goalposts...E-vampire.

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Goodbye now.

nedu666:
If I am 57 years you must be 80years with the brain of a 6 year old because you think like a child. You better go and enrol in adult education class and then seek nomadic education, may be, just may be you might get sense. Young fool

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You really need it.
And thanks for calling me intelligent and smart, I appreciate that.

Now go and have a blessed day, you're not mentally fit for any conversation seeing how negative + dull you are. No solutions...just excuses and reasons why things can't happen. 57yrs old youth, if you don't want to farm go and make yourself useful elsewhere, or do Yahoo afterall e dey your body old fool. You're boring and can't even look at yourself narc.

nedu666:
You are empty upstairs yet forming intelligent. So all the farmers who herdsmen are destroying their crops lack conflict management skills. If you have any atom of sense which obviously you don't have you will not blame the farmers and instead question why herdsmen will see a farm and think its proper for cows to eat the crop.

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lexy2014:
Can you show me the argument you are referring to? When did questions become argument? For someone who is not empty upstairs with all the critical thinking skills in the world, I am surprised you don't know the simple difference between questions and argument.

Since you use your brain, I don't see where you answered the simple question I asked you.

1. From your comment, I sense you are blessed with a rare intellect. Can you pls tell me one country in the world where all citizens farm individually to feed themselves?

2. If you say you are tired of Nigerians, pls what nationality are you?

Let me come down to your level once more.

Men and people of means use words (or pens) to fight,; words work wonders you know💁🏾‍♂️?

Unfortunately, big for nothing coconut heads like you get killed fighting with hoes and cutlasses. Which is why you need to brush up on your communication skills to better manage conflicts. This is 2024 for God's sake. Make good use of the internet rather than waste your time watching these prank videos...it'll do you good long term.

Now move along small boy...you're boring to talk to 🥱

nedu666:
Block head. Empty barrel. Go and confront herdsmen with ak 47 with hoe and cutlass. Imagine someone claiming to be smart telling people to go and farm to feed themselves. So you will plant everything you eat on your farm. Which school did you attend?

Seeing the direction this convo is going, it's safe to say that your mates are waiting for you at the beer parlour, go find them to continue this gist. You're empty upstairs with zero critical thinking skills so no point arguing with you.
FYI I'm Nigerian like you but not a dunce like you.

Next idiot!!!!!!!

lexy2014:
Since you use your brain, I don't see where you answered the simple question I asked you.

1. From your comment, I sense you are blessed with a rare intellect. Can you pls tell me one country in the world where all citizens farm individually to feed themselves?

2. If you say you are tired of Nigerians, pls what nationality are you?

You still don't get the point.
Let me put it this way, is it written anywhere in the Nigerian constitution that it is illegal to farm whether for subsistence (feeding yourself) or commercial purposes? Exercise your brain, bruv. His question you asked me, you could have gone on the internet but you chose to be spoonfed. Dey there dey wait for government.

I'm tired of Nigerians. If you don't use your brain, somebody else will use it for you or if you don't want someone else to use it, it will rot from non-usage.

lexy2014:
From your comment, I sense you are blessed with a rare intellect. Can you pls tell me country where all citizens farm individually to feed themselves?

If they were not afraid of you, would they be bearing AK47? Or just walk into the farms empty handed? Try get sense ode and I won't be talking to your daft self anymore. Go and be kunt elsewhere blockhead.

nedu666:
This is the most senseless post ever. How can herdsmen bearing ak-47 be afraid of you. You even went as far as blaming the youths accusing them of not having ability to think and only good at stealing. The buhari you are supporting does not know the meaning of inflation, does not know that west Germany doesn't exist, does not know that deutsch mark is no longer in use yet you claim buhari is a critical thinker. The same buhari who was asked how would he tackle youth unemployment he said he will fight corruption in the lake Chad basin. All you do is talk and form smart, use that phone and snap your farm

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The devil is working overtime these days through these children of perdition 💪🏾.

No Sallah ram meat for her friends and others she promised a cut, lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oga go massage your head, she go calm down later.

That's a fair price to pay for the lesson learnt...if you have at all. Otherwise you will lose more.

E go tey before I put ring for any woman finger. E go tey well well because I don see shege both on and offline.

Sir, your analysis and comment are spot on. Our values and priorities as a nation needs to be checked and I daresay with an iron fist to prevent the total collapse of the Nigerian society. The 2% you mentioned need serious reorientation because they're mentally ill.

The more I read the comments, the more apparent it is that stupidity is contagious especially on the internet.

Shikena:
When you even consider that just about 150 years ago, most of the world was still a glorified jungle, mostly at a tiny level above animal clans, with all hands on deck for survival of each household.

I doubt if 2% of today's generation would have survived.

However, a consolation is that the laziest & most entitled have higher concentration online. They are tiny but appear loud yet the entire active Nairaland population can hardly fill up a standard event hall in real life

For all you idiots complaining about bandits and herdsmen, I say you lack critical thinking and communication skills. Keep complaint and stewing in negativity when others keep advancing. The people farming and putting food on your table in the videos below, do they have two heads? The same internet you lots use to come online and talk nonsense, complain and waste your time as the gentleman said about watching prank videos and other stupid things can be used to educate and improve yourselves. Not just got scamming and spewing trash. Next thing na to run come abroad dey wash nyash and do work eey you no want fo for your country. Una too stupid abeg 😒😒


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2jogCu9OxU


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kimpuktu:
Evil man

Oga keep kwayet you know nothing.
Go and farm you are not better than anybody lazybones.

The man made sense 1000% but the idiots in the comments sections have zero brains to process what he said so they stay complaining and making excuses because they know nothing else. Walahi most Nigeria youths are lazy, posses zero critical thinking skills and are so negative except when it comes to stealing and I stand pon dat! Including that mumu boogyboy wey dey talk about ashawo house this early Sunday morning when dem dey talk better thing. He fit don reach 45 in real life still dey misbehave. Go and farm to feed yourself and stop being afraid of herdsmen who are equally afraid of you! Improve your communication and conflict resolution skills because you're not put on this planet to be by yourself. Mumu people always blaming the govt but you are the govt. Very irritating set of people.

If they could Wazobia to break outta prison then there's hope for Nigeria. I can sleep in peace tonight

Asindiiii

Barman, abeg gi am 1 well-deserved bottle of Ompa! You have done well.

Really? That's very sad to read man. Things have really changed.
I strongly believe that Nigeria and the streets will be great again. I wish we were more humane to each other and put profit aside but I guess it is what it is for now. One day one day...

Jakumo:
Sadly it is not safe to buy weed in Nigeria now that all manner of deadly chemicals are being used to contaminate the marijuana so that it becomes a gamble of life or death whenever one buys weed from criminals. Grow your own supply or QUIT is my advice to anyone living in Nigeria or indeed in any country where chemicals are now being added to cannabis for sale

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I just dey laff. Shey na sarcasm be this?

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Things are happening 😁😁😁😁😁

Me sef wey dey here I dey shoplift gan because I no fit work for oyibo (e get why). I wan come back my country make I farm or follow enjoy the ebinpawa movement.

As in, Naija na another planet entirely.
Just blow all the dope when you reach the new city go find dealer for the ghetto or any bustop.

Jakumo:
No biggie in Canada since consumption is legal. The weed prohibition laws in Nigeria are terrifying to read in detail.

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I just dey laff.

Nobi who chop belleful dey nak? Lol.

I don't know about Naija but I did it once from London Ontario to Edmonton, Alberta. In my carry-on.

Because human beings are not honest with themselves.

Dem dey talk serious matter this one dey yarn erection. Ogbeni abeg talk better thing.

For this ecomini?
Abeg who get oraimo cord I wan use am check something.

Tell them your vibe. That sheet is premium.

Finally fake life is expensive.
If you like no park your load go Ikorodu afterall dem no Tye your destiny for Lekill.