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2nd Semester Exams For All Departments
Course: Love Mathematics.
Course code: MTH 211
All questions carry equal marks.
Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.
1. If a girl is in love for 3 years and at the end, the guy
breaks up with her, WHAT is the formula for calculating
such love and time wasted?
2. As a guy, you dated more than 7 chicks at a time.
Using the Almighty Formula, CALCULATE the expenses
and loss in handling all of them?
3. STATE 5 differences between Orobo (fat) girls and
Lekpa (skinny) girls.
4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, DRAW and EXPLAIN
the term "Ukwu".
(Question 5- For girls only)
5. Using Laws of indices, CALCULATE the disappearance
of your boyfriend whenever you demand for an iPhone 6.
(Question 6- For boys only.)
6. You send an airtime worth #1500 to your girlfriend and
she sends you a 'Please call me I Love You' text.
CALCULATE the profit and Loss of the airtime being sent
and use the proportional ratio to attain the equation.
7. You broke up with your girl because of Christmas
gifts, etc. Using quadratic equation, CALCULATE how
long it'll take you to get her back in January.
8. As a guy, you are dating other people's sister, but you
don't want any other guy to date your sister.
CALCULATE the percentage of your foolish and wicked
behaviour. (Take pie =3.14)
9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99% of guys are
single as their marital status states, and 99.9% of the
girls are dating, engaged, in a relationship or married.
BRIEFLY explain who they are all dating in not less than
two sentences.
N/B- Attempt all question to avoid carry-over!
GOOD LUCK.

Arami92:
me

You look like a million dollars but your problem is BIBLICAL.

Mekky05:
. I guess if Ɣ☺ΰ had paid attention during "Geography" class,your daft brain wouldn't have produced this crap Ɣ☺ΰ typed here.

Though the fella was ignorant and benighted, learn to put your point across mildly. That was too caustic.

Mekky05:
. I guess if Ɣ☺ΰ had paid attention during "Geography" class,your daft brain wouldn't have produced this crap Ɣ☺ΰ typed here.

Though the fella was ignorant and benighted, learn to put your point across mildly. That was too caustic.

otunsman:
Some barracks are worst than that.Go to police barrack at pwd,ikeja.You will rate this high.

What a shame

This is an eye sore.

[quote author=Pukka36 post=35141885]The funny thing is that I never said U r wrong!


I actually wanted us to see the question together in the same vein... But that guy was sounding so uptight!
Me sounded too uptight?? In what way exactly

vega84:
True talk bt is only naija gals oooo, that's hw low theirs mentality is. #vegatalks

Undisputable fact.

Pukka36:
The structure isn't wrong...


That's why T'is not a straight-chain hydrocarbon.

Since the structure is impeccable and you disputed brians ans, why dont you amicably tell us the correct ans instead of picking holes.

RobinHez:
Guy u dull!






















thanks

hmmmmmmmnnn wetin be the precise ans,??

RobinHez:
from another source, July 25th...CBT!

What will take place on july 25th?

RobinHez:
abeg wetin I go fit call this thing

Cyclopentane

Mariojane:
hmmmm. is your type of guy that will even be begging the girl to go out with him. we know you bros. like you will know what you are doing when that thing between your---- started controlling you.

How did you come abt that assertion??

Pukka36:
The answers r out already

My bad??!! I already posted my ans before I saw yours

Pukka36:
The answers r out already

My bad??!! I already posted my ans before I saw yours

RobinHez:
1. 160° na....abi? 2. 15 sides 3. 17 sides 4i. R=kv² ii. 15km/hr iii. 512N 5i. 240kg ii. 343³ do the math
na only unilag go fit set this kin question.....

Guy you dull

Ada96:
1. one angle of a Pentagon is 160°, find each of the other angles given that they are equal to each other......

2. The sum of the interior angles of a regular polygon is 2340°, how many sides has it?.....

3. The sum of the interior angles of a regular polygon is 30 right angles. how many sides has it.......

4. if the resistance R newtons to the motion of a moving vehicle varies directly as the square of the speed V
km/hr, write down the relationship between R and V. Given that R=600 newtons when V=20.
Find the
A. speed when the resistance is 337.5 newtons
B. resistance given that the speed is 32km/hr

5. the mass of a space ship varies directly as the cube root of the length. when the length is 64m the mass is 320kg. Find the mass of a ship whose length is 27m, and the length of a ship whose mass measures 27,440kg.


awon maths Rambos da??

Y you dey ask calculation question?? Mtcheew

Pukka36:
The man is a recidivist Means, A.an unrepentant criminal who continues to commit crimes B.a reserved and unassuming person C.a notorious womaniser D.workaholic E.indolent



It is a recondite subject A.difficult to understand B.the subject is a sine qua non C.easy to understand D.the subject is a local one


Tudor is an iconoclast because A.he is very precocious B.he is hard to please in money matter C.he always criticize accepted beliefs and customs D.he is a member of a special class E.he is dogmatic




I saw the girl.......bus this morning A.in B.on C.inside D.with E.untop




Ada is a student........University of Benin A.in B.on C.at D.with




cc:Scrypt!

A A C B C

IamTobie:
Yes, my lips are broken, my eyes have been taken off their sockets, my testes is cold, manhood shrunken, my days are short, but my pains endless.
Yes, I've been wounded and overpowered. I've been bullied and mocked. I have been rejected and scorned. I've been used and abused. I am used to disdain and tears..... hey, my head though broken, but it will never bow!

Na poem be this abi na ordeal

Orijin101:
Lolz. . . No be my fault jhare, if i no do like dat, i don bring ignominy unto myself be that. . . But i sure say some of them go get money for hand. . .

Guy you poor sha!!!

nerodenero:
Unfortunately, killing might be the best punishment for the Accused considering the magnitude of his crime but this won't serve as deterrent to others. Some men would always behave like goats.

He is no longer an accused, he has already being convicted

MrsAnyanwu:
hahhhhaaahhhaaaa take it easy na, e be lyk say u really provoke dat day ooo, I don laff tire, take one orijin for my head, u too much, but next Tym,don't do dat, what if she nd her protocol friends no con get money nko,dat means dem go wash plate tire ,rtflmfao

The lady in question should also come along with her own cheddar(money) in handy for unforeseen circumstances. Anything can happen when going on Dates.

Nice one.

Affirm!! He should be subjected to torture and perpetual brutality.

I am a 16 year old girl i lost my virginity last year to a guy who was 15 too. his penis was 5 inches it hurt me the first time. i thought the sex was getting better until my friend told me her boyfreind had a much bigger penis i was curious so when was on holiday i met a guy and after a few drinks i decided to have sex so outside i unziped him and he was way more well endowned than I thought. i sucked his penis but i was trying to avoid sex as i was worried it would hurt. i asked him to go slow i took off my pants and i held the base of his cock and my hand couldnt fit around i was bending over when he put his dick in and some blood came out. I told him to stop, the next time i decided to try again and i managed to take his entire penis and he pumped away at me for 45 mins his cock was double the size of my boyfriend's and It was really wet. when he cum inside me i had cum 3 times and now i really miss that Bleep and when i got home my guy wanted sex and when he trusted It in me i couldnt feel him and he has noticed a change in me because all i desire continue reading the rest part of the story will be visible after liking the page www.facebook.com/winthrills

Word! Its really awesum that she was found in wan piece

ghetto44:
I was just walking oh jejely, coming from the view centre with happiness, I just dey say barca barca dey Happy, na so the happiness took control over me, didn't know when I shouted BARCA "loud" na so this flat yansh girl come begin yell at me, begin dey shout dey draw crowd, if no be say my soldier dey respect anything yansh I for give her slap when dey reserve for my enemies


Some Naija girls just dey rude

Lol, why the girl be wan con create a scène there she never hear the Club BARCA before or she dey frightful some Girls self

Regardless of how it is described, fart, gas, ‘mess’,
pollute, flatulence is that rancid air that people release
when the bacteria that reside in the human colon, digest
or ferment food that has been absorbed by
gastrointestinal (GI) tract before reaching the colon. I
understand it smells that bad due to the presence of
trace gas like skatole, indole and sulfur containing
compounds.
I used to think that farting at others was a childish /
adolescent prank that people in that age bracket rascally
indulge in; until I came across a picture with a caption
that says ‘if your partner has never farted in your
presence, end the relationship because he/she may be
hiding more dangerous secrets’.
That caption brought back some ugly memories of
‘friends’ who farted loudly and shamelessly during group
study periods in the university. And they even proudly
defend the act as ‘natural’ and ‘expected’, assailing our
nostrils with such putrefaction.
Let us face it, when we release gas even in our privacy,
we are sometimes shocked at what we perceive and
wonder how such can come from any living person.
Some people’s farts are so acrid; they are capable of
inconveniencing even the dead. Why in the world should
others be made to bear this burden? Aiming farts at
people in my opinion is the height of insensitivity. If you
looked closely at such perpetrators, they also take others
for a ride in many other areas of life. And please
everyone, I do realize that some wayward gas can
accidentally escape one as ‘accidental discharge’;
especially during the restful state of sleep, when nature
and bodily organs are in alignment. However, when
people discharge their gases indiscriminately at others
without due regard to offending their sensibilities; that is
simply taking an already bad joke too far. When it is
done once, it could be deemed an accident. A second
time may be pardoned as a coincidence. The third time
however, is clear enemy action! As it is, even a dog
knows the difference between being stumbled upon and
being kicked at.
Some people are blessed or rather cursed with digestive
systems that enable them recycle wastes in their body,
so that they may not need to take a dump for a whole
week. Please can anyone testify to the concentrated
ammonia gas they release when they fart before others?
Especially when their digested bean meal is in the mix?
Those who get a kick out of expressing themselves
through their lower orifice at the expense of others
should pay attention: it is not funny! Those of us you
afflict do not appreciate such stinking episodes. Please
stop it. For the sake of having regard for one another
and decency stop it. Even if you need to seek medical
help, just in case you claim it’s uncontrollable, just stop
it already!
Can anyone even imagine someone farting whether
silently or with a bang during an interview or a business
meeting with a boss; or on that first date during dinner?
So why is it now done with certain deliberateness to
those we claim we are closest to, be they friends,
spouse or family members?
Farting at people is just cruel, degrading, indecent and
inhuman treatment from the perpetrator. I may be wrong,
but I have a feeling a Judge will indeed consider
dissolving a marriage where the petitioner complains that
the spouse relentlessly farts at him/her; causing a feeling
of worthlessness, and generally resulting in
psychological stress, emotional trauma, psychiatric
damage and nervous shock!
Has anyone experienced that moment when a long
distance flight lands, and everyone stands up at once
thereby ensuring the walkway is clogged; only for some
naughty passenger to release that silent gas into the
now depressurized cabin that makes the saliva in your
mouth sour? Apologies to those whom this piece
offends with obnoxious imageries; believe me I am
equally disgusted writing it.
A word of caution though, to whom it may concern: the
next time your stomach rumbles and you have a sudden
urge to release noxious substance into God’s green
earth, I beg I beg I beg, park well and do it away from
me. A word, it has been tirelessly said, is enough for the
wise!
Source:
www.bellanaija.com

RomanZeus:
Umm guys...
Before u put the whole blame on me
She actually did it on purpose
She lifted her left yansh and and just let it out...
I'm really sad right now

Mr man, dats too petty and trivial a reason to put an end to the relationship. At best I think she is free and comfortable with you. Every one farts. Since u find it disgusting tell her not to do it in your presence whenever she gets the feeling. besides, HOW did you notice her elevating her left butts to pass d gas since you both were kissing

kingflex18:
Wow. I neva knew 9ja ladies were good farters. Their farts usualy smels lyk eggs.

How did you know that did anyone cut the cheese in your presence before

kingflex18:
Wow. I neva knew 9ja ladies were good farters. Their farts usualy smels lyk eggs.

How did you know that did anyone cut the cheese in your presence before

kingflex18:
Wow. I neva knew 9ja ladies were good farters. Their farts usualy smels lyk eggs.

How did you know that did anyone cut the cheese in your presence before