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Is that beer on the table?

mapet:
Bros,

As someone in the Oil & Gas industry I will advise you to take your chances with NNPC, even if it means loosing out on the bank.

NNPC is a job that gives you stability and some opportunities to pursue both your career & academic endeavors without impacting your job. For example most serious & ambitious NNPC & CBN staff take advantage of the leave of absence structure to pursue abroad Masters & PhD. There salaries is not stopped while they are away, and NNPC picks your study bills.

For someone like you, whom I strongly believe is smart, even if you don't make the cut at the interview (which I strongly doubt), you are smart enough to get another bank job

Tosindami, this is your best advice. Pray and go for the NNPC interview by all means. Avoid lying oh cos, since your trainers are aware of this interview, they will be watching out for liars. You're smart and you know what works in that place better than we do; work out something. Don't miss the interview. Even if you don't succeed, you'll be glad you gave it a shot. That's better than constantly feeling you missed something throughout your life. I wish you success!

Her belly looks pregnant..

Cannibal ate 6 Jehovah Witnesses, 23 pizza delivery men and 2 postmen in 7 years

A community ‘cook’ Ivan, has been arrested after finding butchered body parts and “large quantities of ground meat” mixed in with an “aromatic blend of spices” in his garage. 

The 53-year-old was approached by police officers after his neighbours complained of late night chainsaw noises coming from his house and seeing him covered in blood. When the police arrived they found him butchering a dead body whilst marinating large quantities of ‘minced meat’ with scented spices. 

Upon further interrogations, Ivan revealed that he had killed a few Jehova Witnesses, a number of unsuspecting delivery men and postmen. Executive Assistant Chief Buchanan from the Houston Police Department says officials have in custody over 700 pounds of “unidentified meat” collected from four freezers belonging to Ivan and which is presumed to be of human origin.

According to members of the community, this came as a shock to them because Ivan has always been an inclusive party of their community. Ivan lives with his mother, Anastasia Z. Yanukovych, aged 93 and also rents his house basement to a local student. 

One neighbour reportedly said, “Never suspected he was a mass murderer. He would often invite all the neighbours to watch football at his house and host large barbecues for everybody and was super friendly.”

According to a local YMCA administrative revealed to reporters that Ivan also worked on their fundraising committee as the organiser of their yearly spaghetti dinner. 

Ivan did show remorse for killing the deliverymen and postmen but not for killing the Jehova Witnesses. Apparently, he found them annoying and wished he had killed more of them.

https://www.pulse.com.gh/filla/cannibal-ate-6-jehovah-whiteness-23-pizza-delivery-men-and-2-postmen-in-7-years/rt9h1nl.amp?__twitter_impression=true