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Join us in the MONOPOLY Quest!!!

1. Losing is not an option.
Lesson number one is banishing any fears of losing. Block out thoughts like: "if I land on his hotel, I'll still have this much money left,'' or "please no six, no six, no six." Your opponents will smell your fear; playing out your worst fears serves no purpose at all.


2. Keep the cash flowing.
The first phase of the game is the most important. Buy everything you can. It'll give you a better bargaining position later during any negotiation rounds.


3. Don't turn up your nose at the small fry.
Too many amateurs make the mistake of focusing exclusively on the most expensive streets, sitting on their cash until they get the chance to buy Boardwalk. Never do this, by which I mean never! Attaining a monopoly is much more lucrative than buying expensive property on which you can no longer afford to build. Think small to generate a sustainable cash flow. Donald Trump didn't start his career by building Trump Tower, did he?

ESSENTIAL TIPS IN WINNING A MONOPOLY GAME



4. Later in the game, a few long stretches in jail won't hurt.
The more property that's been bought up by other players, the more attractive it'll be to stay in jail. Earlier in the game, it's in your best interest to pay the bail as soon as possible so you can join the fray in snapping up as much property as you can. Later on, however, you'd be wise to stay in jail as long as you can get away with it. After three rounds you'll be released anyway. See these three rounds as free accommodation, unless you're unlucky enough to roll a double.


5. Build three houses on each street as soon as possible.
The rent you'll receive if you develop your streets by building three houses on them is relatively higher than if you build one, two or four houses. And only develop to a fourth house or hotel if all your streets have three houses.

There is an additional benefit to this strategy. The more houses you buy, the less there will be left for your opponents to buy. If you own 18 houses it means there will only be 14 left for your opponents to chase. The bank cannot sell any houses if there are none left. Monopoly is not so much about the amount of money you have, as the opportunities you can deprive your opponents of.


6. Never buy utility or railway companies.
During the World Championship, we played according to the classic rules, including rounds in which you can swap properties. Now some jerks will try to offload utility or railway companies rather than realty. But don't fall for it; they're not worth the paper they're printed on. Consider this: throughout the whole game you have a measly three percent chance of earning money from them.


7. Learn this heat map by heart.
There's a so-called 'heat map' that shows you what the chances are of landing on a particular spot. In 2009 I didn't take this heat map too seriously, but apparently every Monopoly-professional swears by it because it tells you which properties are the most and least advantageous to buy.


8. Try to get the orange streets.
Statistically speaking, you have the highest chance of landing on these after you get out of jail, which is what makes the orange streets such a great buy. When players get out of jail they invariably land on one of the orange streets. So buy them!


9. Buy everything that's seven squares from your opponents.
During a game of Monopoly, the highest odds are on you throwing a seven, unless you are throwing with just one dice, of course. So always keep an eye on what your opponents occupy on the board and buy or invest in anything that's seven squares away. You can always choose to sell it later on in the game.


10. Say nothing during the game, even when playing against friends.
The only way you can influence and win a game of Monopoly is through playing the odds, and, of course, following my 10 handy tips. The more emotion you show during the game, the bigger your chances are of losing. Take a page out of Harvey Specter's book: only speak if you're asked a question. Otherwise keep quiet, stay cool and wear your best poker (Monopoly) face.


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THE DEVIL IS ON OUR SIDE


As a football fan, I wasn't fully against Chelsea selling Nathaniel Ake to Bournemouth for that fee simply because of the buy-back clause included. But going through transfer speculations this morning I just realized that the devil is toying with Chelsea's future.

Whoever thinks its impossible for those lads to perform better than the old Cahill, Azpil, Luiz and the rest we have on our pitch is also short of working IQ.

To be sincere, our management is so future-blind that they don't realize what they have. Ake making way for Antonio Rudiger Ake making way for Manolas? What on earth do these two overrated dudes have that Ake doesn't give them a run for?



Ake is unarguably the best young lad we have right now and now, he's being sold just because a Rudiger that can't beat Ake at his game is coming in.


Traore + Cuardrado + Begovic + Atsu + Traore = £62M
Sandro = £61M

Is our youth team becoming an income generating team.
Our boys are supposed to rule England team but now they are gone. Chalobah will be on his way soon and we would buy him back with £100M, we will one day buy McEachran back with £96M, Traore back with £75M... And guess what? By then, they won't perform anymore.

Bunch of thoughtless management

whitebeard:
anytime buhari is around things always go wrong, so da fuçk should I be expecting him sooner, besides pls I want u to point why I am more of the reason Nigeria is stagnant, nigga I am against the government, state and Federal and I won't quit until Nigeria is great.



I am not a zombie I know what this niggas do, I can't support any Nigerian leader of this dispensation especially from kanu, tinubu, sheriff, dino generation.

Viva LA Nigeria

!peace!

well, this post of yours shows that we are on the same side. Maybe your first post wasn't arranged well... It looks like you're against Fayose

Simply put: make ups weren't available in the era of our ancestors, or let me say it was minimal. So the ladies of 'then' look like they are in their best.


In this era, the problem is that our eyes have adapted to seeing and complimenting the assistance rendered by make-ups on our ladies. Once these eyes sees naturality without extensive make-ups, it looks dull for the brain.

whitebeard:
how did he know, different degree of ignorance is the main reason we have different degree of fools.

someone is helping your handicapped situation and this is all your brain and fingers could compose. You are more of the reasons Nigeria is stagnant. State any country that'll allow this insolence.


Well, its Nigeria tho; anything goes!

You want the whole Nigeria to go more corrupter than this abi? Olorun ko ni fun e se!

Prodigy4rii:
Please our in-house scouts.
Wetin be the difference between this Alex Sandro and Kenedy??

lol! Sandro is an already made food that tastes pretty delicious while kenedy is a mixture of ingredients on fire; you can never know if it'll taste better than Sandro or not. Chelsea, on the other hand is an hungry rich man that doesn't have enough patience for their food which is on fire. They would gladly give out their money to buy Sandro from mama put since they know he tastes well.

You all should keep calm? You want a Central Defender? Manolas will join soon. Zenith wouldn't be able to reach his personal terms and I read he's skip medicals already. £35M will do the Magic.


But the way you peeps criticize Cahill (who was actually instrumental in winning us two titles in three seasons) is too sentimental.


Cahill is a good defender who makes few errors! Who doesn't commit blunders?


You all want a change to our back 3 who had a record breaking 12 match without conceding a goal!!! Where una put una brains sef!


I understand the fact that qualifying for UCL pushes us to have more hands on deck... But its not like accusing the current EPL highest scoring defender who even made EPL team of the year!


Get a suitable replacement and watch if he doesn't up his game. That's how to encourage players, not throw them off the hook.


Someone should even mention a better central defender from a competitive league ... I repeat, a competitive league; and compare their last season stat!

Whilst Juventus haven’t been quite as impressive in front
of goal, they’ve nonetheless proven to be one of Europe’s
strongest teams and should cause problems for their
opponents tonight. They’ve been beaten just seven times
across all competitions this season, with none of those
coming in the Champions League.


Madrid have dazzled in front of goal, scoring 106 times in
the league and 32 in Europe, but they’ve had a few problems
at the back, where they’ve conceded 41 and 17 in the two
respective competitions. Juventus, on the other hand, have
been far more solid defensively, resulting in them letting in
just three goals in the Champions League and 27 in Serie A.


Tonight’s clash is set to be a fascinating contest between
two league-winning sides. It’ll also be an intriguing tactical
battle, with both teams set to have their strengths and
weaknesses tested in a game that could go either way.


Meanwhile, in stark contrast, Madrid boss Zinedine Zidane
has made just one alteration to the team that featured in
their last outing, with Danilo making way for Dani Carvajal.
As expected, Gareth Bale is unable to start but will feature
on the substitutes’ bench for the first time since picking up
another frustrating injury towards the end of April.


Massimiliano Allegri has decided to make seven changes to
the Juventus side that started the final Serie A game of the
season, with Gianluigi Buffon, Leonardo Bonucci, Giorgio
Chiellini, Alex Sandro, Miralem Pjanic, Dani Alves and Mario
Mandzukic all returning to the starting line-up to replace
Emil Audero, Stephan Lichtsteiner, Medhi Benatia, Kwadwo
Asamoah, Claudio Marchisio, Juan Cuadrado and Stefan
Sturaro, respectively.


Real Madrid substitutes: Casilla, Danilo, Nacho, Kovacic,
Asensio, Bale, Morata.
Real Madrid XI (4-3-1-2): Navas; Carvajal, Varane, Ramos,
Marcelo; Kroos, Casemiro, Modric; Isco; Benzema, Ronaldo.
Juventus substitutes: Neto, Benatia, Lichtsteiner, Asamoah,
Lemina, Marchisio, Cuadrado.
Juventus XI (4-2-3-1): Buffon; Barzagli, Bonucci, Chiellini,
Alex Sandro; Pjanic, Khedira; Dani Alves, Dybala, Mandzukic;
Higuain.
There



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TonyeBarcanista:
How do you come to conclude that I "never" liked PYO? Because I don't patronise him like his paid media apologists would want?

Should I support his ethnic supremacist deeds to show my admiration for him? Should I cease from speaking about the pretentious fraud parading as pastor simply because it will make some people happy? Haba!!!

Hello brother, can you pls shut the fvck up! I am not one of the NL politics criticizers but going through few of your posts, I can envisiage that you are a POV kind of criticizer.

Your hatred for anything that comes through the SW can be obviosly seen. I wonder where yout words are when Buhari practiced this same 'ethnic supremacist deeds' of yours.

#Peace