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PoliticsRe: Dangote Dumps Jonathan For Buhari's Men After The Victory Of The APC At The Poll by Svelteb(f): 6:51am On Apr 18, 2015
What do ppl expect b4, of course he'd start flowing wit d winner na.
HealthRe: Photo Of A Guy Infected With The Mysterious Disease In Ondo by Svelteb(f): 6:47am On Apr 18, 2015
Mynd44:
At least it has been confirmed that is is not a virus.
Yesso, it's confirmed it's not a Virus
RomanceRe: Who Handles Breakups Easier! by Svelteb(f): 6:43am On Apr 18, 2015
olorizee:
#gbam
tnx
PhonesRe: What's Your Current Best Social Media Of Chatting? by Svelteb(f): 8:37pm On Apr 17, 2015
newsomtin:
now you know Dickhead
I don't need 2 exchange words wt u dunce, som ppl ain't worth a drop of one's sweat. Mtchewww
PhonesRe: Konga.com Is Giving Free Credit.. Tested And Confirmed by Svelteb(f): 4:41pm On Apr 17, 2015
Just received a BC now that Konga credit giveaway is a scam
Nairaland GeneralRe: Oya Ladies Over To U, What Will Ya Do? by Svelteb(op): 4:12pm On Apr 17, 2015
u r right sis, i totally 4got about insemination...
sweettease:
That's where the ovulation secretion helps. Ever heard of ladies that actually get pregnant without a real penetration? Just playing with the male genita'lia around the female genita'lia. The infertility for them is mainly due to low sperm count some of them suffer and not the size.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Oya Ladies Over To U, What Will Ya Do? by Svelteb(op): 3:12pm On Apr 17, 2015
But seriously u know a man with a micrope...s could have some trouble getting a woman pregnant, because of d size, it tends to be far away from the cervix than the average size hence d sp..m may find it difficult to get to d egg...my opinion sha
sweettease:
Not all men with microphallus have infertility issues but even at that, I don't think divorce will be my priority.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Oya Ladies Over To U, What Will Ya Do? by Svelteb(op): 2:22pm On Apr 17, 2015
and procreating?
sweettease:
cry cry cry Kai, and I no go fit talk say I no go do again embarassed
His fingers and Love Machine skills has to be incredibly good then and I no won hear say, *what if he doesn't agree to use a Love Machine?* He doesn't have a choice tongue
Nairaland GeneralOya Ladies Over To U, What Will Ya Do? by Svelteb(op): 1:14pm On Apr 17, 2015
Honest answers....
What will you do if you find this out on ur wedding night or honeymoon?

Jokes EtcRe: She Is Looking For God Fearing Husband by Svelteb(f): 11:28am On Apr 17, 2015
smiley
bunmioguns:
Let's hope he does that




undecided
RomanceRe: He Beats Her Too Much!! by Svelteb(f): 11:28am On Apr 17, 2015
Are u for real? So because she's said i do she shud remain in dat assault forever? Funny ao som ppl reason
Ezedon:
Once you ve said i do, its forever
TravelRe: Throwback Pics: The Days Of The Molue by Svelteb(f): 10:51am On Apr 17, 2015
cheesy cheesy
Truckpusher:
Yes o, for Ojuolegba police post.

Case file number 2.

Attempted escape from caracta's embrace. tongue grin
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele Stuns In New Photo, Looks Like A Teenager by Svelteb(f): 10:50am On Apr 17, 2015
@Funke Akindele, u looking graceful jawe...chop kiss kiss kiss
PhonesRe: What's Your Current Best Social Media Of Chatting? by Svelteb(f): 10:47am On Apr 17, 2015
is dat a social medium as well? Woow!! neva knew grin grin
newsomtin:
Hi
TravelRe: Throwback Pics: The Days Of The Molue by Svelteb(f): 10:38am On Apr 17, 2015
Truckpusher:
I push my truck through that route everyday and they are always jumping queue. cheesy
lmao, u r a case oooo grin grin
FashionRe: Pela Okiemute Shares Photo Of Himself And His Sister Before & After Bleaching by Svelteb(f): 10:38am On Apr 17, 2015
hmmm...
CashdownNG:
beauty and ugliness are relative dear, where one's beautiful she can be ugly in the next.


let's agree on the word least beautiful.
TravelRe: Throwback Pics: The Days Of The Molue by Svelteb(f): 10:29am On Apr 17, 2015
y am i not believing u keh? wink talk thru jor@ least 85% of us here had gone thru dat phase b4 so y u dey shame nah
Truckpusher:
Was just passing-by with my two hands tucked in my pockets while whistling Osadebe's music. tongue
RomanceRe: Who Handles Breakups Easier! by Svelteb(f): 10:28am On Apr 17, 2015
smiley
agarawu23:
cheesy kiss for u
RomanceRe: Who Handles Breakups Easier! by Svelteb(f): 10:27am On Apr 17, 2015
hmmm...
Strongfaze:
The manner you handle a breakup depends on the number of breakups you've already gone through. However, guys can easily bounce back from a breakup than ladies. ***Warning But akpako girls no send o!***
RomanceRe: Who Handles Breakups Easier! by Svelteb(f): 10:15am On Apr 17, 2015
I so disagree wt u on dis @ d bolded, tho the heart of a lady is soft whn it comes to loving, i mean dey tend to fall in love easily but not with diff guys at a time, no no.
XBLadez:
Let me just tell u the truth, I'm using myself as a case study. Men don't get too emotionally attached in casual relationships like women do. Girls can fall in love with 5 men at the same time; I mean, they can have feelings for more than one man. But no matter how many girls a guy keeps, he's only truly in love with one. If that 'one' breaks up with him, he'll feel deeply hurt and may resort to drinking, smoking for a long time in order to get over it. But if it's the usual parasitic, recharge card girls, he celebrates when they leave
RomanceRe: Who Handles Breakups Easier! by Svelteb(f): 10:10am On Apr 17, 2015
Yeah, u r right
agarawu23:
your pic wasn't created by you/me so we shouldn't judge with the diagram.

The person in love most suffer the pains much after breakup



the happy girl in pic3 can be dying emotionally but proving to the world she is happy.

the crying guy in pic3 can be shedding fake tears for ppl to think he really cares.
Jokes EtcRe: She Is Looking For God Fearing Husband by Svelteb(f): 10:06am On Apr 17, 2015
Itowo lobe gbegiri, try her and c dn com bck here 2 giv ur testimony. D house is waiting grin
adeekiti:
Who , is she God fearing too
TravelRe: Throwback Pics: The Days Of The Molue by Svelteb(f): 9:59am On Apr 17, 2015
consequently boarding d molue b4 u shey? smiley
Truckpusher:
I can see caracta and Ujsizzle jumping queue. grin
TravelRe: Throwback Pics: The Days Of The Molue by Svelteb(f): 9:56am On Apr 17, 2015
cheesy
RobinHez:
The moment when u realize someone else's coloured armpit is directly against ur nose lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
FashionRe: Pela Okiemute Shares Photo Of Himself And His Sister Before & After Bleaching by Svelteb(f): 9:55am On Apr 17, 2015
all d black ppl i see ard are beautiful. I'm yet to see one dat isn't beautifully made.
CashdownNG:
ehen.

so you see ugly black people, it's just that you don't notice them.
RomanceRe: Things Your Eyes Say About You. by Svelteb(f): 9:52am On Apr 17, 2015
alberto2k:
yeah I know, example of opolo eyes is that of Segun Arinze grin grin
grin cheesy
FashionRe: Pela Okiemute Shares Photo Of Himself And His Sister Before & After Bleaching by Svelteb(f): 9:38am On Apr 17, 2015
CashdownNG:
that means it's just TV you watch all day..
Like i av d time for dat all day. Am more involved in beta nd fulfilling stuffs dan sitting down and watching TV all day long my dear.
FashionRe: Pela Okiemute Shares Photo Of Himself And His Sister Before & After Bleaching by Svelteb(f): 10:07pm On Apr 16, 2015
CashdownNG:
.

if black was always beautiful then why is it always said as a mantra?

Truth is they look prettier now and besides not all black is beautiful.

Emotions aside.
seriously is it always said as a mantra? Hmmm...all d blacks av seen so far are burifu tho.
FashionRe: Pela Okiemute Shares Photo Of Himself And His Sister Before & After Bleaching by Svelteb(f): 9:51pm On Apr 16, 2015
AnonymX:
You're welcome dear.

By the way...what is the price range for the rings you sell (min-maximum) ?

A friend who is still hustling wants to put a ring on it. wink
lol, I'll send u a PM
FashionRe: Pela Okiemute Shares Photo Of Himself And His Sister Before & After Bleaching by Svelteb(f): 9:50pm On Apr 16, 2015
AnonymX:
You're welcome dear.

By the way...what is the price range for the rings you sell (min-maximum) ?

A friend who is still hustling wants to put a ring on it. wink
lolz. I'll send u a PM
FashionRe: Pela Okiemute Shares Photo Of Himself And His Sister Before & After Bleaching by Svelteb(f): 8:01pm On Apr 16, 2015
AnonymX:
sumptuous you wink
tankiu
RomanceRe: The Decline In The Value Of Sex by Svelteb(f): 7:58pm On Apr 16, 2015
Nice 1 @ op especially point 2 nd 3.

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