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Í love playing games a lot. I play games when I'm bored or have less wrk 2 do in d office. My games @ wrk are always spider solitaire nd scrabble(on ma system). On mi fone ar word mole nd brain challenge(now I don't av brain challenge on ma fone again, deleted it whn I discovered it runs down ma batry quickly). Though I play brickbreaker somx. Wit Nokia? Na bounce nd snake xenzia. Ah yes, sudoku used to b one of ma favourites then bt now nah Scrabble and S/Solitaire. I'm always very serious whn I start des games @ wrk, my boss wud even think I'm getting som serious job done whneva he comes 2 ma office
This is my style, I'd open a page dat I'm suppose to b wrkng/av worked on dn start my game, wheneva he comes around, I click on d page/tab nd close d game immediately. I knw I'm nt d only one guilty of dis sha.

yeah

Baybe: Never date someone out of pity.

e don upload at last ooo nd tnx ayobase

harlos: No prob

harlos: this has become a serious case

no source at all

u mind if I pm u d pix...........

harlos: the size might be too big, resize with ur photo editor try to upload it again

av done dat severally, it has even bn reduced to 58kb sef

VicGoodGuy: Maybe the fish is afraid that someone might use it for fish pepper-soup.

@OP, dnt worry, upload ur pic, I'll rather see ur pic than that of the fish

lol......u won't blive I'm still on it. Or is dre any oda way? Sowi, silly question abi. E don tire mi ni jawe

bn battling wt d pishure since, choi

Walahi, the picture no gree upload

ayobase: pictures and source please!

A German fisherman catches world-record 515-pound Atlantic halibut. He said he thought he hooked a submarine.

This fish big sha.

nope, ppl were too many so i cudn't get a close look

Anuoluwap: but pls, do u av any idea of what was done on ya decoder?

brosss: they better not were this bra to a church,concert,class etc. don't ask me why but imaging the pandemonium.

hahhah hahah

It's not even showing at all

NEROSKY: Reset

cerebral assain: Y u self dy watch gotv

shey na crime

Babiloko: iron pant mode...

Swedish men have been warned to keep their swimming trunks on after a South American fish known for attacking testicles was found in the sea.
A fisherman in the Oresund Sound between Denmark and Sweden last week retrieved a 8 inch (21cm) pacu – a relative of the piranha that is most commonly found in the Amazon region.
The freshwater fish, which can grow up to 35 in (90cm) and weigh up to 55 lb (25kg) has been nicknamed the ‘ball cutter’ for its attacks on the male Instruments.

Found in most rivers in the Amazon and Orinoco basins in South America, they have also been spotted in Papua New Guinea, where it is believed they have been introduced to boost fish stocks.

Back in 2011, British angler Jeremy Wade caught a 40lb specimen in Papua New Guinea.

The latest discovery prompted the National History Museum in Denmark to warn: ‘Keep your swimwear on if you’re bathing in the Sound these days – maybe there are more out there!’

The specimen is the first one to have been caught at sea in Europe, the museum added.

‘The pacu is not normally dangerous to people but it has quite a serious bite, there have been incidents in other countries, such as Papua New Guinea where some men have had their testicles bitten off,’ Henrik Carl, a fish expert at the Danish museum, said.

‘They bite because they’re hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth,’ he told English language news website The Local.
Oresund
The fish was found in the Oresund strait between Denmark and Sweden (Picture: Google Maps)

‘And its mouth is not so big, so of course it normally eats nuts, fruit, and small fish, but human testicles are just a natural target.

‘It’s not normal to get your testicles bitten off, of course, but it can happen, especially now in Sweden.’

The pacu was similar in appearance to its notorious cousin, the piranha, he said.

‘They are almost identical to the piranha, you couldn’t even tell from the outside. It’s just that they have different teeth. Flatter and stronger, perfect for crushing,’ he added.

Mr Carl said that the discovery of one pacu – which is currently undergoing DNA tests to confirm its identity – should not keep Swedish men out of the water.

But if more were found in the area, it could become a serious issue, he suggested.

‘This one was the first, but who knows, it’s probably not the last,’ he added.

In areas where pacus proliferate, fishermen have reportedly bled to death after losing their testicles to the fish’s crushing jaws.


http://metro.co.uk/2013/08/11/testicle-eating-fish-on-the-loose-in-sweden-prompts-warning-to-keep-trunks-on-3919274/

[quote author=blaise26.abj]@ the bolded, Have you ever thought that by saying something positive to her when she confided in you that her life might not have gone in that direction? Now you have the nerve to share her story like it is FEYIKOGBON. You should also keep quiet now.[/quote]Nd who told u i wasn't always saying sth positive to her? I decided to stare @ her dat day just because she had already condemned d act hersef. Wait a minute, did she tell u she didn't know it was wrong? If she didn't know it was, she wud'nt be condemning oda babes doing such nd she wudnt av hidden his yahoo status from me...

[quote author=blaise26.abj]@ the bolded, Have you ever thought that by saying something positive to her when she confided in you that her life might not have gone in that direction? Now you have the nerve to share her story like it is FEYIKOGBON. You should also keep quiet now.[/quote]Of course, i did talk to her when she started dating the guy(a grad dat had no job nd was riding a nice ride.....no dad nd d mum is just a petty trader), she didnt initially wanna tell me d guy was into yahoo until i found out mysef nd asked her, she was just bn defensive.... if u must know, i used to talk to her a lot....giving advice nd all i ges dat was why she didnt want me to know dat fact abt him initially

Frankly speaking, most ladies would tell you they'd rather drop out than date older men simply because they av nt bn in da shoe... Dre is dis cousin of mine dat wud say i can't date older men, i can never date yahoo guys nd blah blah(some 4 years ago)...she wud even curse any lady dat does so. When she had some financial probs nd her guardian was so low on cash, she cudn't help, she told me, Anty, i wish i had a sugar daddy or a yahoo boyfriend dat can just help(nd me, i neva start wrk dn so she cudnt have even asked me 4 dat kinda help). I stared @ her but didnt respond.... I'm telling u guys now dat she now has a kid and lives with a yahoo guy.... Iyen tu nko? Nd i'll neva crucify her 4 dat.........she chose to live her life dat way mhen
Not dat i like d SUGARDADDY idea or justifying it.........but whoever does dat surely has her reasons for doing so.

You can say that again man.....he is so darn proud of me[quote author=acidosis™]smh..

I'm sure your husband is proud of you..[/quote]

joeydozzy: Like if you get


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[quote author=acidosis™]Must a young boy spend for y'all??

I think its high time the F.G banned our girls from schooling..

All they need is a man to take care of them..

The girl Education after primary school is not necessary..[/quote]Yes and No. So u think dating a lady shud only be all about bn intimate abi
Anywayz, most ladies date older men because they knw guys like cannot give dem d financial assistance they need. Plus you can start d campaign on "Girl Education after primary school is not necessary"....i'm so sure you'll get supporters

xynerise: So young boys don finish abi? Na only sugar daddy get money?

How many young boys are ready spend des days?

25omega: poster

if you love her as much as you say, you should respect the fact that she is not comfortable with you ramming her up her azz. what if she turned you around and said the only way she can cum will be to use a strap on to bang you in your azz would you think she is not being reasonable? would you think she is being selfish? you can be freaky but everyone has their freaky limits and you must respect their limitations without thinking of breaking up or getting a hooker

Thanks

Double wahala 4 deadi bodi..........

[quote author=baby_123]LMFAO. Thank God that wrong was made right. What a tragedy it would have been. men with their big two left legs walking in heels. buahahahhaa.[/quote]

babsomotde: Come to Nigeria, I know for sure BAD MARKET go catch una.

dem no fit think am sef

pato station: But unknown to our women, they are fueling the hair robberies via their demand for human hair.

na because of una nah.......we just trynna luk gud 4 u blokes

Yeh!!!! Where dat my scarf dey sef........gat to go get more mehn