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Education / Re: What Is Wrong With This Photo ( Expulsion Edition) by Svelteb(f): 3:18pm On May 14, 2015
he was happy cos it meant no more early morning lectures for him grin grin
Phones / Re: Teenager Dies While Trying To Take A Special Selfie (photos From The Incident) by Svelteb(f): 3:10pm On May 14, 2015
grin
Mcbussy:


27,000 volts through her body and she died at the hospital...she be Storm for X-men? undecided

Oga that story ain't valid yet. grin
Phones / Re: Teenager Dies While Trying To Take A Special Selfie (photos From The Incident) by Svelteb(f): 3:08pm On May 14, 2015
Is it a must to take a selfie? even if it is y @ d top of a train. May God rest d dead peacefully
Romance / Re: Throw Back Photos Of Ini Edo. by Svelteb(f): 2:58pm On May 14, 2015
jboy73:
is she still cute in your eyes?
yes nah....just that the last time i saw her pix she was a bit plump nd dat doesn't disqualify her
TV/Movies / Re: Zee World Movies And Soaps Official Fan Page by Svelteb(f): 2:26pm On May 14, 2015
duchess25:
please oooo help a susta ooo.i think about yash this days more than i think about my boyfriend.that guy cute eeee no be small esp wen he is sleeping wearing white nightie. grin
u need deliverance oo smiley see where ur thought about him is....sleeping nd nightie ok o, na me go 1st hint ur bf abt dis.
Romance / Re: Throw Back Photos Of Ini Edo. by Svelteb(f): 2:23pm On May 14, 2015
Those pics tho...Ini is cute even frm teen age.
Romance / Re: 8 Common Reasons You End Up Marrying The Wrong Person. by Svelteb(f): 2:16pm On May 14, 2015
Nice one op, the post is really enlightening.
Politics / Re: Photo: Very Dirty Nigerian Police Post In Ijebu-ode by Svelteb(f): 2:00pm On May 14, 2015
shocked
TV/Movies / Re: Zee World Movies And Soaps Official Fan Page by Svelteb(f): 10:15am On May 14, 2015
ujugladys:
Laali is going on production break cry sad lipsrsealed cry
cry

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Romance / Re: This Could Be You! by Svelteb(f): 10:07am On May 14, 2015
If he cud pull the trigger without much hesitation, then it means i am dispensable to him and i do not see any good in continuing wit the relationship. That incidence will only mark the end of the road for the 2 of us
Romance / Re: Laziness,Nigerian Women and Fat!!! by Svelteb(f): 1:09pm On May 13, 2015
asumo12:
crap?



yeah, crap... nd d pic he even puts up dre says much
Phones / Re: Make Your Picture Appear On Popular Websites Like CNN Right From Your Smartphone by Svelteb(f): 12:32pm On May 13, 2015
Welcome bck Misstechy kiss
Phones / Re: Make Your Picture Appear On Popular Websites Like CNN Right From Your Smartphone by Svelteb(f): 12:31pm On May 13, 2015
wachakuta:
Lol.. miss technology don show again oo
abi na...was wondering just few days ago why i haven't seen any of her post recently smiley
Politics / Re: Igbo And Yoruba Who Are More Populated In US by Svelteb(f): 12:15pm On May 13, 2015
grin
Mynd44:
*hands then broom*
Oya start sweeping everywhere you find cos you both are obviously too idle
TV/Movies / Re: Zee World Movies And Soaps Official Fan Page by Svelteb(f): 12:08pm On May 13, 2015
larrybabe:
Laali: Shekhar! Dear Shekhar!!!!!! How dare you pull a Russian Roulette [/i]on yourself because of Ratna? Why did you even give your dad the chance to ask you to choose between your love and your sister?, you no tell am say ‘’eyes and nose no dey perform the same function? You don’t know that Ratna is like a case of fly wey follow dead body enter grave?. If not for Laali, Shekhar would have been DEAD!!!!! What were you thinking Shekhar?? And Laali was heard saying to Jamuni ‘’[i]So if i try to stop the marriage now, little master’s life will be in danger’’
Ok, so Loha goes to the Minister’s place to blackmail him with the gold wrist watch that Mukul removed with fear and handed to Ranvijay yesterday during ‘’Holi’’ Festival of Colours’, [/i]all this so that the wedding between Ratna and Mukul will hold..... angry angry angry angrysmh and it did not end there ooooo, Loha want contract from the Minister too if not the family’s dirty deed will go public.

The Dundee united called Siddeshwari was seen make up free, vermillion free, jewellery free and dashing most her stuff to some villager’s so as to attract pity to herself and Ratna fell for it......the thing wey pain me there be say, Ratna went again to Shekhar for him to promise him to care for Siddeshwari.... angry angry angry angry angry angry angry for the record, Mukul is a very handsome guy, i wish he was not acting the part of a rapist.

Laali is now confirmed Pregnant!!! smiley And that little boy that appeared to her in her dream is a little cutie.... kiss kissit's a pity Shekhar is going to give her the bad news while she has some good news for him... angry angry angry angry angry

Married Again: I so much love me some Arti and Yash moments!!!! Arti how can you be applying hair cream to Yash’s hair thereby caressing his hair and you expect him not to sleep!!! grin grin Girlfriend, that was a wrong timing of your confession of divorce/widow story jare....
leave am for another time.
2nd Yash and Arti’s moment – Arti’s drying her hair in the bedroom while Yash was sleeping peacefully and jeje-ly, Arti carry water for her hair wake Yash up unknowingly sha wink wink wink but Yash wake up say him eyes dey see something beautiful o! Arti say wey the beautiful thing na, so Yash say you can only see it only with my eyes wink wink.....wey him eyes don dey filled with love..... Yash looks clean and Hansome on white.
3rd Yash and Arti’s moment – In the bedroom Arti carried the fasting tray as they were all preparing for the ‘’Kavachut’’ fast for their husbands and the husbands were also supposed to prepare their wives for the fast but it seems our dear Yash does not know Arti’s measurement and the funny drama that ensued between them got me smiling sheepishly, for a moment there i thought it was [i]lingerie or bra [/i]that yash was hiding behind him, but na only blouse o! shocked :oNa dem create the [i]shy shy
dialogue o! And while Yash was running out of the room, he bumped into the wall....love nwantin tin.. kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

So Gayatri is back!!!!! Mehnnnnn that woman can act mama role abeg, you can feel the atmosphere whenever she is addressing her daughters-in-law, and did you guys see the cold stare she gave to Bhavani and the tone!!!!! tongue tongue Well she deserves it!!! Arti has become the apple of her eyes o! See the sweet smile she gave to Arti, she has nothing but respect for Vidhi... I so love their family’s togetherness and they all act their different roles very well...... Aunty Maya O!!!!!! She say if Bhavani no hold kitchen knife well, and e fall come cut her, e fit be murder o!!!! I no fit laugh, Bhavani don see small of wetin Arti dey see for aunt Maya hand.....All because Bhavani wanted to make herself useful in the kitchen by helping out Vidhi to cut some veggies, person wey no learn to cook for her mama house, so the knife slipped from her and fell almost touching our dear aunt Maya o!... grin grin grin grin grin

Mr and Mrs Dubey o!!!! Wetin una dey do oooooo!!!! I love and respect you guys very much.... desperate situations calls for desperate measures i guess? But for the idiot Prashant that rejected Ansh before he was even born, called Arti a wayward wife I just hate to watch any Prashant scene jare... angry angry angry angry angry


Eternal Love: Nice story line but the actors are just reading their lines for us, they are not feeling the script at all....whoever directed this series na wa o!!!!!!It’s like they all have a teleprompter where they read their lines. I am not feeling them or their acting at all!!! The facial expression sef na another thing, the voice dubbed for each of dem sef no really match, it is meant to be a romantic series, but i aint feeling it at all...sorry!!!!

Destiny: Saraswati got her right to jewellery again becos her aunt challenged her dad/grandma making them realise that the jewelries were saraswati’s marriage right, when she brought her own personal jewellery for Saraswati then her dad decided to go against the grandma wey dey control the house to provide his daughter with jewelries....

After the baileys were poured by 5 married women, the first wife was asked to grind first, lo and behold grandma Gayatri asked Menka the 2nd wife to grind first thereby snatching the right from Savitri the 1st wife....that woman don keep quiet too much sotayyyyyyy e pain her junior sister Chanchal, all this nonsense because of son wey no be Garodia. I really feel like strangling that Grandma Gayatri eeehhhh angry angry angry angry

Yuvraj the THIEF....hmmmmmm ( I pray he looses all the cash to gambling) for a moment there i thought Menka’s brother Rasik stole those jeweleries after he got the call threat from his baby mama asking for cash afterall na him son be Y......j

Menka the drama queen!!!!!!like it or not you are an illegal wife....crying over one small comment made by Laxmi because u born by force boy for the family.... How i wished the fast one that Halki pulled on her worked because that one has seen that she was acting and even over acting the whole thing.... i thought Halki was ''Team Menka'' wetin come happen??

Chanchal to the rescue with her own small drama too......the thing wey their mama Savitri no fit do for her children o, na only cry cry!!!! she dey go beg the evil Menka.... lipsrsealed lipsrsealed Wetin Suryakant want to do Laxmi sef? she told Grandma Gayatri and evil Menka the bitter truth jare!!!! they were both girl child in their own time and homes, did they throw them away??

And Menka's drama continues in the bedroom o......
the bolded got me laughing really hard...i love the spark of fire that emits whenever they are alone 2geda...like seriously i go love ooo
Crime / Re: 27year-old Man Arrested In Lagos For Cruelly Killing, Dismembering Friend’s Body by Svelteb(f): 11:54am On May 13, 2015
The evil men do... Fatai Afobajo or wht do they even call u, ur evil deeds av just been terminated next is the penalty
Romance / Re: Laziness,Nigerian Women and Fat!!! by Svelteb(f): 11:35am On May 13, 2015
crap undecided
Crime / Re: EFCC Arraigns Five Suspected Internet Fraudsters by Svelteb(f): 11:28am On May 13, 2015
yes exactly, they chose the very wrong tho easier path of acquiring wealth....they wanted quick money so they will always see any legit dealing as a veryyyy long thing smiley
Sanchez01:

Lolz... Unfortunately, they channeled their energy towards a wrong direction. With the number of laptops and other accessories lying around there, they would have been perhaps successful if their dealings were legit.
Crime / Re: EFCC Arraigns Five Suspected Internet Fraudsters by Svelteb(f): 9:04am On May 13, 2015
D yahoo+ no favour dem dis time instead na Gobe folo dem do dt op...d 1 day for d owner don com
TV/Movies / Re: Zee World Movies And Soaps Official Fan Page by Svelteb(f): 7:54pm On May 12, 2015
Ihuomadinihu:
Zee world is really getting boring.
This Eternal love is just there,fake actors, ugly actors,fake acting,nawa o. I wouldn't even waste my time on it.
Did you guys notice the actresses that look Chinese on Destiny? That's how diverse india is? At least,they are featuring people that make up india. There are also real African people there,i wanna see them too.
Exactly nothn is encouraging me to watch d new series..dey luk dry to me

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Romance / Re: Why Do Most Guys Boast To Ladies About Being A Professional In Bed ? by Svelteb(f): 7:21pm On May 12, 2015
wristwatch:


grin. Mind game nah. Besides nah ashawo tongue
grin grin
Romance / Re: Why Do Most Guys Boast To Ladies About Being A Professional In Bed ? by Svelteb(f): 6:49pm On May 12, 2015
tosyne2much:
It's possible na

Dey dia make pant dey wear you cheesy
tah! Na me go dey wear am nd nt d oda way round smiley
Romance / Re: Why Do Most Guys Boast To Ladies About Being A Professional In Bed ? by Svelteb(f): 6:35pm On May 12, 2015
okabe:
Answer me this and you have your answer

Why do most parents tell their kids they were the best in their class back in the days?

grin grin grin
correct, c whr u take matter go
Romance / Re: Why Do Most Guys Boast To Ladies About Being A Professional In Bed ? by Svelteb(f): 6:32pm On May 12, 2015
wristwatch:
I feel the sex starved dudes who are inexperienced in the game blow the loudest trumpet meanwhile the dons (experienced dude) keep calm and run the show underneath.

I have a friend who boasts vehemently about being a pro in different positions. Owing to his claims, me and my colleagues played a mind game by deliberately setting him up with a lady. Omo! This guy disappoint us big time. Him dey no fit strike convo let alone touch d babe. This shows he is a chronic amateur in the game.

In short, the empty barrel produce the loudest noise.
setting him up wt a lady? Nd d babe gree? Ok ooo
Celebrities / Re: Sean Tizzle Performs In New York Lock Lips With Fan On Stage Pix by Svelteb(f): 10:57am On May 12, 2015
This guy tho.......
Romance / Re: I Am Tired! Tired! Tired! Tired! by Svelteb(f): 10:54am On May 12, 2015
Can we start from what your expectations from those social networks are? Y were u always going back to them even after u discovered ur bf doesn't like dat idea nd u promised him no more yet u still went ahead and dis time to open an acct on anoda network(and 2go?) mayb if we knew dat we can b of a litu help
Romance / Re: Who Can Give The Best Caption For This Sexy Picture? by Svelteb(f): 10:45am On May 12, 2015
She no get work o, anyway it's her style

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Politics / Re: Ogun Speaker Explains Why Own Convoy Ignored Accident Victims by Svelteb(f): 5:49am On May 12, 2015
Even if he wasn't in the convoy, what is stopping the the ppl in d convoy frm participating in d rescue?

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