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EducationRe: Can Your Child Survive South Korea's Brutal Grading System? by Swanzi(m): 2:37pm On Dec 13, 2025
Well for starters It produces a highly skilled and disciplined workforce.

The intense academic pressure in South Korea pushes many students to develop strong study habits, resilience, and high competence, which helps the country excel in areas like technology, science, engineering, and global competitiveness.
Samsung and hundai comes to mind
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Swanzi(m): 2:07pm On Dec 07, 2025
SymphonyRad:
Watching that world cup draw be like when your babe wey give man better doggy, just painful and annoying.

But as long as Ghana go collect back to back beating and return to Accra after game 3, e no too bad like that.
Have u not cried enough are u still in pains 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Was Ghana they reason why u failed to beat Congo even without their star player Wissa abeg shut it

SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Swanzi(m): 10:43am On Dec 07, 2025
Mujtahida:
We must be at the world cup. Anyhow anyhow.
BY FIRE BY FORCE🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Swanzi(m): 10:40am On Dec 07, 2025
See tears chai this thing the sweet me for belle🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

SportsRe: FIFA 2026 World Cup Draw: Full Results & Every Group by Swanzi(m): 8:24am On Dec 06, 2025
tunapawizzy:
Xenophobia FC will not make it out of that group
Ivory coast needs to buckle up, Ecuardo no dey play with anybody
Accra FC should enjoy the short holiday
At least they qualified for the World Cup…
I know you’re in pains but take heart 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

SportsRe: Winning AFCON Won't Compensate For World Cup Miss - Mikel Obi (Video) by Swanzi(m): 3:40pm On Nov 23, 2025
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

SportsRe: Ikpeba Responds To Osimhen’s Online Comment About Him by Swanzi(m): 1:18pm On Nov 22, 2025
I can get you a bucket to cry into for your team's battering at the W/C
Hi do u still have the bucket 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

CrimeRe: Navy Intercepts Ghanaian Vessel With Stolen Oil, Arrests 13 (Pictures) by Swanzi(m): 1:08pm On Nov 22, 2025
Parrot69:
The MUMU here is the Banku eater who allowed himself to be used as the scapegoat grin by "Africa" most smartest people, Nigeria. kiss

Nigerians in Ghana: Business, Education.
Ghanaian in Naija: Kidnappers, Thieves and Looting. embarassed
How market heard Nigeria is going to the World Cup by fire by force 🤣🤣

SportsRe: International Friendly: Nigeria Vs Ghana (2 - 1) On 22nd March 2024 by Swanzi(m): 12:58pm On Nov 22, 2025
pargelenis:
The sweetest thing about Naija beating Ghana is how TRIGGERED Hungry Ghana Boy gets …
E de pain am well well. Of all the football disasters Wack Stars have gone through of late, this loss to the Super Eagles has caused him to wail bitterly and e de sweet me tia. Like a street dog the Accra boy will be roaming around Nairaland because he is so pained grin grin grin
How market heard Nigeria is in pot 1 abi port harcourt 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

SportsRe: International Friendly: Nigeria Vs Ghana (2 - 1) On 22nd March 2024 by Swanzi(m): 12:55pm On Nov 22, 2025
peleson1:
Long story to confuse urself.

Nigeria has the most medal n glory in Africa.

Search on Google.

U daft illiterate
Nigeria ntooor how market🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

SportsRe: Nigeria Vs DR Congo: 2026 World Cup Play-Off Finals 1(3 - 4)1 On Nov 16 2025 by Swanzi(m): 7:04pm On Nov 20, 2025
aswani:
Calm down Ghana man, we haven't gone past last 16, you have, that's OK.

Why would I be ashamed that Ghana did well especially when they had a great team?

Stop talking about Pain to me regarding Eagles, there is no such emotion, relief is not pain I didn't even watch the match.

Charley, ẹ be tins paaaa
You didn’t even watch the match but u followed the thread on Nairaland chaley 😆take heart ok 🤣I can virtually feel the pain in your voice 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣please resist the temptation to harm urself pls🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

SportsRe: Nigeria Vs DR Congo: 2026 World Cup Play-Off Finals 1(3 - 4)1 On Nov 16 2025 by Swanzi(m): 6:47pm On Nov 20, 2025
Peacelove777:
Congratulations to Nigeria super eagles in advance,congratulations to us, Glory to God.
How market 🤣🤣
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs DR Congo: 2026 World Cup Play-Off Finals 1(3 - 4)1 On Nov 16 2025 by Swanzi(m): 6:36pm On Nov 20, 2025
aswani:
Very dry, you that you haven't missed two world cups, what have you to show for it?

What is the point of going to a world cup to fool yourself koraa?

I wasn't pained about missing the last world cup either, even when you qualified on goals aggregate at our expense, I knew you were a crap team too, and if we couldn't beat you, we are best watching from home. Same for this one. Congo are not as bad as you but if we can't break them down, we are better of watching you people disgrace yourselves.

There are lots of people that are pained by the loss, you need to go and find and face them, I am happy about it Charley.

Your yabbis game is still poor, come back when you are out of the world cup to hear better yabbis and learn.

Keep fooling!
Bla bla bla bla bla so what’s ur achievement for ur 6 world cup appearances tell me🤣 You’ve not gone past the round of 16 in ur entire existence mumu are u not ashamed of that at least Ghana went to the quarters what about u ?
Abeg ur in severe pains stop the tears and face ur pain being in denial don’t change nada🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

SportsRe: Achraf Hakimi Named African Player Of The Year by Swanzi(m): 6:19pm On Nov 20, 2025
geoworldedu:
I'm laughing out loud here grin
Even that small straight line at the beginning shouldn't be there, because at the beginning it was even zigzag grin cheesy
Ur very wicked u know that 🤣😂🤣😂😀😂😂😂
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs DR Congo: 2026 World Cup Play-Off Finals 1(3 - 4)1 On Nov 16 2025 by Swanzi(m): 1:48pm On Nov 20, 2025
aswani:
That's much better, congo-lence, we accept it and pass on my kudos to whoever you stole it from.

Keep it coming and remember, do not hide during the world cup.
I hope u will win the afcon too will be back to congratulate you for an afcon win 🤣🤣🤣

Meanwhile pls don’t harm urself oooo I know it’s painful to miss two consecutive world cups but try and endure and hold on to this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

SportsRe: Russia Plans To Host World Cup For Non Qualified Teams by Swanzi(m): 9:45am On Nov 20, 2025
Freshtruth:
https://www./goalfootballnews2025/permalink/1812458072717029/
Chai laugh wan kee me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

SportsRe: World Cup Play-Off: CAF Clears Wilfred Ndidi For Final Against DR Congo by Swanzi(m): 9:13am On Nov 20, 2025
Kewekubosineh:
When last did your country qualified for world cup? Nil!

Nigeria has been to the world cup six times. It's a joke?

Get lost.

Xenophobic people!
Ajeiiii my ribs

SportsRe: Achraf Hakimi Named African Player Of The Year by Swanzi(m): 8:23am On Nov 20, 2025
naptu2:
Achraf Hakimi showed up on a kneewalker.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snPdk8N2pzw?si=QfkLLdlnSW0sCygL



https://www.cafonline.com/news/achraf-hakimi-ghizlane-chebbak-lead-morocco-s-golden-night-at-caf-awards-2025/

Photo 1) Achraf Hakimi

Photo 2) Chiamaka Nnadozie

Photo 3) Shakirat Abidemi Moshood (captain of Nigeria's U-17 women's team, the Flamingos. She was nominated for the women's young player of the year).

Photo 4) Desire Oparanozie
Which way naija 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Giant of failure 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

SportsRe: Achraf Hakimi Named African Player Of The Year by Swanzi(m): 6:38am On Nov 20, 2025
naptu2:
Achraf Hakimi showed up on a kneewalker.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snPdk8N2pzw?si=QfkLLdlnSW0sCygL



https://www.cafonline.com/news/achraf-hakimi-ghizlane-chebbak-lead-morocco-s-golden-night-at-caf-awards-2025/

Photo 1) Achraf Hakimi

Photo 2) Chiamaka Nnadozie

Photo 3) Shakirat Abidemi Moshood (captain of Nigeria's U-17 women's team, the Flamingos. She was nominated for the women's young player of the year).

Photo 4) Desire Oparanozie
Revision is good let remind ourselves


😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂

SportsRe: Ages Of Some Super Eagles Players By 2030 World Cup by Swanzi(m): 4:59pm On Nov 18, 2025
Don’t worry Ghana gonna represent you wella🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sit back in ur couch and get ur pop corn giant of Africa 🤣🤣🤣

SportsRe: World Cup Play-Off: CAF Clears Wilfred Ndidi For Final Against DR Congo by Swanzi(m): 4:40pm On Nov 18, 2025
Kewekubosineh:
When last did your country qualified for world cup? Nil!

Nigeria has been to the world cup six times. It's a joke?

Get lost.

Xenophobic people!
Six times what did u achieve? six times of failure nko🤣🤣


Have u been to the quarter finals of the World Cup before see failures 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

SportsRe: Osimhen, Ajibade And Nnadozie Shortlisted For CAF Awards by Swanzi(m): 10:45am On Nov 18, 2025
To what avail

SportsRe: World Cup Play-Off: CAF Clears Wilfred Ndidi For Final Against DR Congo by Swanzi(m): 10:59pm On Nov 17, 2025
Kewekubosineh:
You don't know what you are saying.

You don't understand football. So, needless arguing with you.

Penalty is a game of luck. Best teams lose to lower teams during penalty shoot outs. We are still power house of African football. Who knows your country, South Africa,in football?

You think it's Rugby!

Mtchweee 😔
Power house in failure u mean🤣🤣🤣🤣
When last did u go to the World Cup abeg take ur L and bounce
SportsRe: World Cup Play-Off: CAF Clears Wilfred Ndidi For Final Against DR Congo by Swanzi(m): 7:38pm On Nov 17, 2025
Kewekubosineh:
Which clear penalty? I think you don't understand soccer. Just sentimental type. There was no penalty appeal because there was none.

Congo were banking on juju and they succeeded.

You no get shame that DRC won via voodoo!
Stop yapping DRC is beat u fair and square even after bribing the referee u couldn’t score a clean goal but a deflected shot see shame Infact I shame on ur behalf 🤣🤣

If u had any iota of shame would u even celebrate being in a playoff when ur in a group with Lesotho and Zimbabwe 🤣🤣🤣

You didn’t even deserve to be in the playoffs for staters u just wasted the opportunity at least baukina faso would have given better fight just take ur L
SportsRe: World Cup Play-Off: CAF Clears Wilfred Ndidi For Final Against DR Congo by Swanzi(m): 4:52pm On Nov 17, 2025
psalmsjob:
You guys just cannot get over Nigeria can you? Win or lose we are your headache and you're right Osimhen FC was defeated not Super Eagles of Nigeria and we haven't had a Super Eagles team for a long time just super chicken team selected based on who is willing to pay the NFF officials most from their bonuses.
Is that how u cover ur shame so a country of 200m can’t build a team but had to rely on only one man? dude Oshimen fc is not a complement is a sign of ur institutional failure deal with it and accept my Congo-lences 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
SportsRe: World Cup Play-Off: CAF Clears Wilfred Ndidi For Final Against DR Congo by Swanzi(m): 3:07pm On Nov 17, 2025
psalmsjob:
I understand your pain now grin if only Ghana can beat Nigeria in our best and worst days I would've accepted your Congo-lences grin... I know that to you guys going to world cup when Nigeria is not going not minding the weak group you guys emerge from but still it must feel like you won the world cup already in your mind.... It's ok for Nigeria to be considered as the standard to beat in Africa so enjoy your cup group stage participation grin

P.S. On a personal note though, I always root for Ghana because of my in-laws from Ghana and those I met randomly here in Nigeria that had been good to me. Unlike the fake developers from Nigeria that you must have met in Ghana grin
Long epistles of pain🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
U couldn’t even beat lowly Zimbabwe in group that had Lesotho and Benin🤣what makes u think a group made up of CAR, COMOROS a weak group can u beat Mali in ur current circumstances 🤣🤣🤣 Osimhen FC take heart we shall represent Africa wella hahahahahah
SportsRe: World Cup Play-Off: CAF Clears Wilfred Ndidi For Final Against DR Congo by Swanzi(m): 2:57pm On Nov 17, 2025
Kewekubosineh:
E Penalty is a game of luck.

Those Congolese opponents were not better. But aided by juju) voodoo.

Take Note.
Congo had a goal and a clear penalty disallowed because of biased officiating u still couldn’t take advantage ur now giving petty excuses of voodoo so you no get shame?🤣🤣🤣
SportsRe: World Cup Play-Off: CAF Clears Wilfred Ndidi For Final Against DR Congo by Swanzi(m): 11:24am On Nov 17, 2025
Kewekubosineh:
How market? That's the market you want. Nigeria is out. And DRC in. What again?

Always using juju to play football.

Mtchweee 😔
Awww please kindly accept my Congo-lence 😆
SportsRe: World Cup Play-Off: CAF Clears Wilfred Ndidi For Final Against DR Congo by Swanzi(m): 10:22am On Nov 17, 2025
psalmsjob:
Which market? Maybe you lack comprehension skills to understand what I wrote... Even if Nigeria goes through to the intercontinental playoff would they have overcome a country like Italy or any other country that they would be playing at that stage?

As long we have a manager that NFF officials would be dictating to for team selection then we are not ready....

Take for example what I read that Osimhen was asking on the pitch against Gabon if the match would go to penalties straight after the 90 minutes or they play extra time.... That's a sign that they don't know why it's happening grin

You went into such a game without knowing the rules then what was the preparation? That means they had no game plan and you need that to excel in the world cup or to even get there. With that Nigeria doesn't deserve to be in the world cup. Why are we even playing playoff.

So na you I go ask how market? grin
From Ghana Please accept our Congo-lence😂
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs DR Congo: 2026 World Cup Play-Off Finals 1(3 - 4)1 On Nov 16 2025 by Swanzi(m): 10:22am On Nov 17, 2025
Kholiwe:
Nothing better than Nigerian tears. Pure and undiluted grin
Very very soft and juicy🤣🤣🤣🤣
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs DR Congo: 2026 World Cup Play-Off Finals 1(3 - 4)1 On Nov 16 2025 by Swanzi(m): 10:20am On Nov 17, 2025
aswani:
Can you read at all Charley, I said I am glad they are out? Do you yourself feel pain when you are Glad?

Who did this to the once excellent Ghanaian education system, the same one that produced superb primary and secondary school teachers that I am proud to have benefited from? I guess every system has an outlier, paa paa paa!

Massa, just have some pride and come back here to collect your virtual slaps when the black stars return from the World Cup as winners or in disgrace, whichever one happens.

By the way, your yabbis so far is poor, up your game please.
See long epistles of pains






From Ghana Please accept our Congo-lence😂

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