₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,345,012 members, 8,515,000 topics. Date: Saturday, 07 November 2026 at 08:23 PM

Toggle theme

Swanzi's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Swanzi's Profile › Swanzi's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 60 pages)

Sports › Re: England Vs Ghana: World Cup 2026 (0 - 0) On 23rd June 2026 by Swanzi(m): 9:55pm On Jun 23
Wotowotoman:
This match no just sweet angry
Because Ghana no allow England score abi
Sports › Re: England Vs Ghana: World Cup 2026 (0 - 0) On 23rd June 2026 by Swanzi(m): 9:54pm On Jun 23
prinsam30:
Na semenyo I just dey pity for this Ghana team, he doesn't deserve Ghana
At least Ghana took him to the World Cup where has ur Nigerian team taken Oshimen and lukeman
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Swanzi(m): 12:19pm On Jun 23
EElopa:
The Netherlands, Japan, and Sweden will make it out of this group.

Scotland will put up a fight, but Brazil will still find a way to nick it. Scotland will have 3 points with negative 1 or 2 goals. I think that will be enough for them; Brazil, Morocco, and Scotland will make it out of this group.

Argentina will beat Jordan. The Austria and Algeria game will decide which team finishes second. Argentina, Austria, and Algeria will make it out of this group.

United States. Australia and Paraguay will make it out of this group.

Cape Varde will either draw or beat Saudi Arabia. Spain will beat Uruguay. Spain and Cape Verde make it out of this group.

Belguim will beat New Zealand. The Egypt and Iran game has "draw" written all over it. Belgium, Egypt, and Iran will make it out of this group.

Portugal will comfortably qualify. Three teams in this group will make it to the round of 32. Portugal, Colombia, and Dr. Congo will make it through.

The Czech Republic will lose against Mexico. South Africa will loose against South Korea. Mexico and South Korea will qualify from this group.

Ecuador is tossed. They will lose against Germany, and Ivory Coast will beat Curacao. Germany and Ivory Coast will make it through.

Bosnia will trash Qatar. Bosnia, Switzerland, and Canada will make it out of this group.

Panama will lose against Croatia and England. Ghana will lose against England and Croatia. Ghana's negative goal difference will determine

if they sneaked in or not. I have Ghana out simply because the Ghana team I saw against Panama was bad, and England will run away with a comfortable 3-0 win, and Croatia will beat them 2-0. They will probably end up being at 3 points with negative 4 or 5 goals. Ghana's only path is that they have to get something out of the Croatia game.

Senegal will beat Iraq. France, Norway, and Senegal make it out of this group.

Summary

The eight third-place teams will be

Sweden

Scotland

Algeria

Paraguay

Iran

Dr. Congo

Bosnia

Senegal
You will definitely review this list after Ghana England game today bet me…!
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Ivory Coast: World Cup 2026 (2 - 1) On 20th June 2026 by Swanzi(m): 11:24pm On Jun 20
Omoawoke:
In Africa , Nigeria is still the country with the best attack.. caf should have done everything to rub nigeria into this tournament..

Senegal, Ghana and Ivory Coast don’t have the strikers… waste of slots…
Will u keep quiet ..!!! With all ur strikes u still couldn’t beat Drc Abel just move on..!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Fulham At (3 - 0) On 2nd May 2026 by Swanzi(m): 6:52pm On May 02
dequir:
4 Nigerians in a top notch match, which other African country can produce that?
Go to World Cup make we see err😂😂😂
Health › Re: Open Defecation: Open Your Toilets To The Public - Lagos Govt To Banks, Eateries by Swanzi(m): 4:45pm On Apr 18
SmartPolician:
No banks or eateries will allow Lagos agberos to start invading their business premises to poo and pee.

If the government wants business owners to open up their business for agberos to poo and pee, they should open the Government House for the same purpose first.
Hahahahaha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Arsenal (0 - 0) On 17th January 2026 by Swanzi(m): 5:35pm On Jan 17
omooba969:
How much are you putting on N.forest to win? smiley
Oh boy @pargelenis
A World Cup throw-in is far better than Afcon semi finalist.

… A Ghanaian proverb 😅
Hahahahahahahahah

Sports › Re: Calvin Bassey Super Eagles Defender Is Trending Despite Nigeria Semi Final Lose by Swanzi(m): 6:35am On Jan 16
🇬🇭 : Hello
🇳🇬: Who is this?
🇬🇭 : Eli
🇳🇬: Eli who??
🇬🇭 : Eliminated 🤣🤣🤣💔
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt: AFCON 2025 3rd Place Match 4(0 - 0)2 On 17th January 2026 by Swanzi(m): 9:11pm On Jan 15
A World Cup throw-in is far better than Afcon semi finalist.

… A Ghanaian proverb 😅

Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Swanzi(m): 8:56pm On Jan 15
grin grin grin @pargelenis I beg u fit show me where I go get Eagle meat I Dey road they come Lagos grin abeg help a brother the meat is delicious

Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Swanzi(m): 8:48pm On Jan 15
Oh boy @pargelenis
A World Cup throw-in is far better than Afcon semi finalist.

… A Ghanaian proverb 😅
Hahahahahahahahah
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Morocco: AFCON 2025 Semi-Finals 0(2) - (4)0 On 14th January 2026 by Swanzi(m): 8:01pm On Jan 15
pargelenis:
HungryGhanaBoy, you are so easily triggered grin
Where is your beloved Ghana Wacko Stars in this AFCON? Or maybe they are skipping it since they have not won it in 45 years and so are concentrating on winning the World Cup gringringrin
Super Eagles have done well in this AFCON … go and cry to your principal in Kaduna … Ghana, last place in AFCON qualifiers … lower than Sudan and Niger FFS grin

Nigeria 🇳🇬- Good strikers
Morocco 🇲🇦- Good defense
Egypt 🇪🇬- Good attackers
Senegal 🇸🇳- Good midfielders
Ghana 🇬🇭 - Goodbye 😂😂😂

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Morocco: AFCON 2025 Semi-Finals 0(2) - (4)0 On 14th January 2026 by Swanzi(m): 7:59pm On Jan 15
pargelenis:
HungryGhanaBoy, you are so easily triggered grin
Where is your beloved Ghana Wacko Stars in this AFCON? Or maybe they are skipping it since they have not won it in 45 years and so are concentrating on winning the World Cup gringringrin
Super Eagles have done well in this AFCON … go and cry to your principal in Kaduna … Ghana, last place in AFCON qualifiers … lower than Sudan and Niger FFS grin

Nigeria 🇳🇬- Good strikers
Morocco 🇲🇦- Good defense
Egypt 🇪🇬- Good attackers
Senegal 🇸🇳- Good midfielders
Ghana 🇬🇭 - Goodbye 😂😂😂
Hahahahaha Mr done well afcon trophy what do u have to show for it? Yes I will wait haahahahahaha

I can feel ur pains see how Morocco molested u hahahahaha them force u to play nonsense hahahahahaha sotey only one shot on target how🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂


Even if is 100 years we still have more afcon than u cry me a river hahahaha and it will take u an eternity to beat our record cry more🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Morocco: AFCON 2025 Semi-Finals 0(2) - (4)0 On 14th January 2026 by Swanzi(m): 7:49pm On Jan 15
pargelenis:
Nigeria 🇳🇬- Good strikers
Morocco 🇲🇦- Good defense
Egypt 🇪🇬- Good attackers
Senegal 🇸🇳- Good midfielders
Ghana 🇬🇭 - Goodbye 😂
South Africa 🇿🇦 - Goodnight
Credit: Jakpon
And with all ur good strikers u only managed one shot on target hahahhahaha
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Morocco: AFCON 2025 Semi-Finals 0(2) - (4)0 On 14th January 2026 by Swanzi(m):
pargelenis:
Finally you came out of hiding after I caught you lurking in this thread gringringrin
Super Eagles played well in this competition, losing to Morocco in penalties in a well fought game. I know your beloved Ghana, did not qualify for this AFCON (abysmally coming last in their qualifying group) but I will surely root for them in the World Cup. Don’t forget to root for Eagles in the third place match … One West Africa bruv!
So when did u realise wer’e one west African?
Was it before or after the match?🤣😂🤣

Dude there was nothing competitive about the match did u see the statistics? stop kidding urself u had only 2 shots and only one was on target in over 120 min…🤣😂😂
The fear of trolling u made u search for me even before the final whistle don’t turn it around on me🤣😂🤣

Be prepared am coming for u…🤣😂😂

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Morocco: AFCON 2025 Semi-Finals 0(2) - (4)0 On 14th January 2026 by Swanzi(m): 12:13am On Jan 15
pargelenis:
My dear Ghana friend Swanzi, why are you so quiet na? 7 days and you de fear to post anything …. Are you waiting for Eagles to fall before you talk? grin
I have caught you lurking on this thread … see below grin
Okay - here’s a proposal: You support your west African brothers, Super Eagles, and I will root for your beloved Ghana Black stars in the World Cup … deal??
Finally ur eye don clear abi🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Swanzi(m): 4:04pm On Jan 07
do4luv14:
Oya go aleep, cos your name sounds like One,

Bros go sleep biko 😁😁😁
English na ur mate?
What is “go aleep” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Swanzi(m): 10:09am On Jan 07
do4luv14:
And that same math and logic had send you home cos there is no chance of you playing majority of ur games at home,


Sing me another tune
What are u on about?
Are u ok🤣
Am not from SA ooo🤣😂🤣😂
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Swanzi(m): 7:03am On Jan 07
pargelenis:
Amen though this will be a very tough game for our boys.
Meanwhile, shame on Tunisia’s performance in this competition and double shame on Ghana who could not even qualify - came last in their group qualifiers. National embarrassment grin
At least Ghana made amends by qualifying for the World Cup something u shamefully failed to do spectacularly in grand fashion second consecutive time premium tears
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Swanzi(m): 11:41pm On Jan 06
FiveFootNinja:
Lonely at the bottom you mean. Nobody wants to be Ghana in African football today, stop it. grin grin
And who wants to be Nigeria today who failed to qualify for the biggest mundial In history even with 10 slots available for Africa are u not ashamed 🤣🤣🤣😂
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Swanzi(m): 10:21pm On Jan 06
FiveFootNinja:
Good luck at the World Cup. At least try get draw with Panama. We already know England and Croatia will spitroast you like barbeque on live TV. grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
Try and win this afcon then we can talk as equals is truly lonely at the top😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Swanzi(m): 10:20pm On Jan 06
FiveFootNinja:
Head to head, we have the upper hand in the last 20 years. Most of your wins over us happened barely after World War 2 grin. Tell me when last did you see your country lift a trophy in any major tournament. Add the women's team too. I'll wait. grin



The point is people can look at our FIFA WC qualifying group and say "they almost made it". Same people would look at your AFCON qualifying group and consider you the biggest disappointment in African football for all your history and pedigree. grin grin



All this ramblings just to distract from the fact that your football has been on a steady decline for the past 50 years. grin



Simple. We have more total wins and WC appearances. Check the stats.



Same way Uruguay has disrespected, spat on you and penetrated you on global TV. cheesy



Imagine talking about impact on the African stage when you lost out on AFCON qualification to Niger and Sudan grin cheesy grin grin
And with all ur pedigree u still missed the World Cup with 10 slots to spare ouch in group with minnows 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


Nothing can be compared to what Argentina has been doing to you a century now😂🤣😂🤣😂
Ur their bonafide wives😂😂😂😂
At least we drew with Uruguay and lost in penalties have u even drawn with Argentina before hahahaha

Useless World Cup appearances with nothing to show for have u gone past round of 16 before ? Do u know how it feels to prepare a quarter final match in World Cup with all ur appearances? Pls I need a yes or no answer no long epistles 😂😂😂🤣


You can’t decide to pick and choose which statictic to use we have more wins than you period..!!!
And yes my country won the FIFA under 20 World Cup something u can never achieve no matter what hehehehe now the wait is over😂🤣😂🤣😂

Yes even in our weakest our we are ur nemesis that’s why we prevented u from going to Qatar in ur capital Abuja hahahahahahahaha

Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Swanzi(m): 10:04pm On Jan 06
FiveFootNinja:
Choi. I'll never understand these tenants who come into these threads to banter with their landlords. grin
Your Tears are delicious 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Swanzi(m): 9:47pm On Jan 06
Spainever:
Ghana and Tunisia are former powerhouse in African football ..Ghana won AFCON last in 1982 since then nothing to show for .No doubt they have good players but nothing much to show for
Cheers 😂🤣😂😂🤣😂

Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Swanzi(m):
FiveFootNinja:
You said you had a better World Cup record, and I just proved it false. You didn't argue. So I'll assume that you've accepted your foolishness on that point. grin

And a quarter finals run doesn't mean you had a better record. That's just one tournament. To determine who has the better record, we examine overall performance in different years for consistency, and we beat you there. So again, pipe down.



When you last won the trophy we had just 1 title. Since then we won two more while you still latch on to rusted and ancient glory. Based on probability and the atrocious state of your football, we're likely to win two to three more trophies before you get your fifth. cheesy



Finishing 2nd is not as disgraceful as finishing bottom in a group that had Niger Republic. SHAME must be your first name.



At this point in your football, you're not even equal to Sudan. grin
Yes,we are not even equal to Sudan but we are better than Nigeria at least in head to head hope u did counting in class one😂🤣😂🤣😂


What’s the point in finishing 2nd when u still failed to qualify is that what u console urself with ? Hahahaha u failed period no long talk😂🤣😂🤣😂



In 50 years u have still not equaled our record that’s the fact please don’t bore me with probabilities and theories , win ur 4th one before you come to the table of men untill then shush 🤫



How can a country whose not gone past the round of 16 have any better records than Ghana 🇬🇭
Dude the only consistent record u had in the World Cup is Argentina 🇦🇷 anally having thier way with u😂🤣😂🤣😂
The record still stand it’s only Cameroon Senegal Ghana and recently Morocco who have had an impact sorry Nigeria is not part

Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Swanzi(m): 8:44pm On Jan 06
FiveFootNinja:
It's not actually. We finished 2nd in the group to South Africa. You finished last below Niger and Sudan. In what universe is your AFCON qualifying run better? Before you banter, study math and logic before you embarrass yourself like this. grin grin



Bruh you haven't won AFCON since color TV was invented. Please don’t talk to us about football until you find a trophy from this millennium. grin cheesy grin



What do you mean better World Cup record? We literally have more appearances and more points/wins from the tournament overall. At least before you banter, get the basic facts straight. grin Your quarter final run was your best World Cup tournament. You haven't made it out of the group stage since then.
Which useless point is that😂🤣😂
Simple question have u gone past the round of 16 before..? Yes or No ? Hahahaha

And since 82 uve not been able to equal our afcon wins dude bow ur head in shame

Dude u failed to qualify for the world cup period no one cares about the position u got in the group…


Dude are u talking about math and logic with me so 4 and 3 which is bigger? Dude win this afcon then we can talk as equals not now 😂😂😂😂
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Swanzi(m): 8:31pm On Jan 06
pargelenis:
Ghana wäck stars may not have qualified for this year’s AFCON but they are fully cheering their husband : Mr. Comoros grin
Papa swanzï use radio to follow their last AFCON win in 1982 grin
Cheers for 4 afcons
Win 4 make we talk untill then shush…😂😂🤣hahahahahaha

Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Swanzi(m): 8:25pm On Jan 06
FiveFootNinja:
So you're proud of going to the World Cup to mark register as a minnow. No wonder you haven't won the AFCON trophy for the last 50 years. Finished dead last in an AFCON qualifying group that had Sudan and Niger Republic. Country of the shameless. cheesy grin grin
Is better than not being able to qualify amongst a group of Benin Lesotho and Zimbabwe when there a nine groups and potentially 10 please bow ur head in shame the giant of Africa 😂😂😂😂

Yes,50years we’ve not won afcon and yet for 50 years our records against u still stands,why haven’t u overtaken us like Cameroon or Egypt if ur truly a giant 😂😂😂😂

At least Ghana has better World Cup record than Nigeria u folks have not even gone past the round of 16 before prove me wrong what a shame and u get the effrontery to compare urself to Ghana hahahahaha
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Swanzi(m): 8:04pm On Jan 06
pargelenis:
Eya, hungryAccraBoy, I did not even quote you but you found my post, did the truth pain you so badly bruv?? grin

Your beloved Ghana did not qualify for AFCON because they want to focus on winning the World Cup instead grin grin grin

Better go and prepare dinner for Mr. Comoros grin
Sorry accept my Congo lence 😂😂😂😂😂

Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Swanzi(m): 8:02pm On Jan 06
FiveFootNinja:
You better pipe down chale. Imagine being happy about going to the World Cup just to lose all three games. grin grin
Better than staying home when potentially 10 African teams are playing in the World Cup what a shame 😂😂😂

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 60 pages)