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Sports › Re: AFCON Final: Why I’m Happy Nigeria Lost – Ghanaian Rapper Black Sherif by Swanzi(m):
pargelenis:
Goodness me, look at the long stories this boy has started telling again gringringrin
So let me get this your new story straight, “you lived in Kaduna for 10 years” that when you went back to Ghana, you created an NL account to be keeping abreast of Kaduna/Nigeria news and events?

Yes, a basic search reveals if a user has commented on a thread or not. This is common sense that anyone with a primary six level of education should be able to figure out. So tell me … why did you not comment on the Ghana vs Mozambique thread? Don’t lie and say you were not following that thread … you most definitely were and the hot tears were flowing at the end gringringrin
At the bolded grin grin grin
English has been murdered today so much for your so-called LITERACY grin

I think you genuinely have a problem with basic English comprehension…go back and read my comments and stop making a mockery of yourself how can u search for someone who has NOT commented on a thread? grin grin grin
go back and read my comments again and see how stupid u sound grin

Since u know the basic rudimentary search why don't u search if I was at the Ghana vrs Mozambique thread? grin

Now is either ur truly slow or ur pretending to be dvmb grin
Go back and slowly read my response again when did I state that I created a Nairaland account in Ghana?
It was in Kaduna 2016 when I discovered and joined Nairaland u think an average Ghanaian in Ghana knows or even cares about something called Nairaland..? grin

And why are u so afraid to address the statement I made that all small countries can beat us but not Nigeria grin
Again dodge it like u do always and keep on masturbating on Kaduna and Mozambique as usual Oya start now 123 go….hahahahahahaha
Food › Re: How Much Is The Price Of Egg Roll In Your Area ? by Swanzi(m): 6:44pm On Feb 26, 2024
So Nigerians do eat egg behaving as if u don't et egg
Sports › Re: AFCON Final: Why I’m Happy Nigeria Lost – Ghanaian Rapper Black Sherif by Swanzi(m): 10:01am On Feb 25, 2024
pargelenis:
Your Ghana village/country is “so great” yet you are so embarrassed to write Accra you instead write “Kaduna” on your profile page like a f’kin idï0t gringringrin

You ask for evidence because you lack the basic intelligence to even run the most rudimentary search on NL. I have provided the evidence for you below. I was active in the CV vs NGR finals thread - the time stamp is clearly there to indicate that it was in-game. You really are a d0nkey brain for not being able to figure that out … no wonder it is your dream to “leave Ghana and go and live in kaduna” of all f’kin places gringringrin

So tell me Hungry Ghana Boy, why do you keep running away from this important question? Why did you not comment in the Ghana vs Mozambique thread? Or were the hot tears flowing so hard you could not find your tecno phone?? gringringrin
Hahahahaha so u were there when the rape was ongoing no wonder ur so bitter and pained hahahahahahahahaha
And u have clearly exposed how dumb u are what rudimentary search brings out details of a person who has not commented yet on a particular thread? grin

Apparently, I need an American visa to be in Kaduna mumu I didn't want to dignify ur stupid question with an answer mugu I've lived in Kaduna for 10 years. I left there 2016 that's where I discovered Nairaland grin
So what are u on about hahahahabahahaha?

U can reply back and masturbate about it again since u have nothing sensible to say hahahaha
Sports › Re: AFCON Final: Why I’m Happy Nigeria Lost – Ghanaian Rapper Black Sherif by Swanzi(m): 7:57pm On Feb 23, 2024
pargelenis:
I was active in the Ivory Coast thread but you are such a bumbling f’kingIdiöt that you cannot even see the posts gringringrin
Your Wack Stars AFCON record was set back when you were still a sperrm dreaming of living in Kaduna. Ha ha ha … I have never seen such buffoonèry … a Ghanaian whose life goal is to move to Kaduna of all places gringringrin
So why do you pretend to live in Kaduna? Is your village in Ghana so impoverished that Kaduna is the city of your dreams? … ha ha ha Hungry Ghana Boy gringringrin
I virtually feel the pain in your voice do you want to cry again grin grin
You go explain taya no evidence…what shows u were there,see hot tears grin

Yes, Our record still stands over 40years now what were you doing since then, that u can't break our record? That even shows u are a failure just cry about it grin

My village is impoverished, yes but at least I eat 3 square meals a day I don't queue like u for common 100 naira bread neither do I use generators or worry about kidnapping or terrorists abeg wipe ur tears no wonder u chose an 80 yr old certificate less Buhari and now u once again chose tinubu another octogenarian over young Peter obi typical hungry mumu Nigerian hahahahahaha..
Sports › Re: AFCON Final: Why I’m Happy Nigeria Lost – Ghanaian Rapper Black Sherif by Swanzi(m): 7:27pm On Feb 22, 2024
pargelenis:
Your village has all the amenities YET you still write “Kaduna” on your NL profile because you are embarrassed of your own roots … Low self esteem Hungry Ghana Boy gringringrin
You seem to have all sorts of desperate and nonsensical explanations for all other countries BUT you failed to explain why you dared not type in the Ghana vs Mozambique thread even though you were lurking around NL … or were your eyes swollen from crying they you could not see anymore gringringrin
Your Ghana Wack Stars had one foot in the knockout round and then Mozambique decided to spread your cheeks in injury time gringringrin

Sports › Re: AFCON Final: Why I’m Happy Nigeria Lost – Ghanaian Rapper Black Sherif by Swanzi(m): 8:30am On Feb 22, 2024
pargelenis:
Your village has all the amenities YET you still write “Kaduna” on your NL profile because you are embarrassed of your own roots … Low self esteem Hungry Ghana Boy gringringrin
You seem to have all sorts of desperate and nonsensical explanations for all other countries BUT you failed to explain why you dared not type in the Ghana vs Mozambique thread even though you were lurking around NL … or were your eyes swollen from crying they you could not see anymore gringringrin
Your Ghana Wack Stars had one foot in the knockout round and then Mozambique decided to spread your cheeks in injury time gringringrin
I saw a thread here on Nairaland of ur fellow Nigerians queuing up and being flogged for just 100 naira bread I'm very sure u were part of that queuegrin the way u keep pushing ur insecure nature on me is alarminggrin hungry Nigerians

You equally gave all the absurd reasons why u think South Africa Angola and Cameron are the current best teams in Africa grin yet u FAILED to give reasons why u DARED not type in the Ivory Coast Nigeria thread even though u were there is it out of shame or anguish grin


You were leading at half-time with one hand already on the Cup and am sure u were already dreaming of equalling our enviable record but u you bottled it hahahahaha
You had to open ur butt and take it all in again from an elephant ouch grin grin
Sports › Re: AFCON Final: Why I’m Happy Nigeria Lost – Ghanaian Rapper Black Sherif by Swanzi(m): 7:51am On Feb 21, 2024
pargelenis:
Why all these long and desperate explanations?? Or are you still crying from Mozambique shoving two goals up your … while you squealed with hot tears of anger and pain flowing gringringrin
Cameroon recently won AFCON - they are not useless like Ghana Quack Stars. SA beat Morocco and has also won AFCON too. Of course the last time Ghana won AFCON, you were still a sperrm dreaming of one day leaving your village in Ghana to go and live in “Kaduna” gringringrin
But the useless wack stars always beat u when we meet even in ur own backyard Abuja where I personally saw u rush unto the field to lynch ur own super chickens hahahabahahahah
If we are useless then u are worthless grin

Cameroon themselves admit they not what they used to be even their star man Abu Bakar was not fully fit is this what ur celebrating hahahahaha such mediocrity no wonder u chose tinubu over Obi hahahahahaha.

GHANA won AFCON 50yrs ago whatever but for 50yrs u have still not overtaken us see pains hahahahabaha

At least my village in Ghana has 24/7 electricity and water, plus security is top
Notch how about u in the zoo…? grin u get shame at all grin
Sports › Re: AFCON Final: Why I’m Happy Nigeria Lost – Ghanaian Rapper Black Sherif by Swanzi(m): 9:50am On Feb 20, 2024
pargelenis:
So South Africa and Cameroon are not big football teams right? Actually, I do not blame you. You are still raw from the butt lashing you received from Cape Verde and Mozambique that in your mind those two are the “big teams” in AFCON. I can imagine as each Mozambique goal went in during injury time, you must have cried out in pain with hot tears rolling all the way down to your toes. No wonder your coconut head is so hot with rage and painful embarrassment gringringrin
Hungry Ghana Boy … why do you have “Kaduna” as your location? Or is it your dream to migrate from your village in Ghana to the “big city of KD” … ha ha ha … what a f’king ignoramus of a village boy gringringrin
See long epistle of pains chai grin

Tell me when did South Africa become become a big team in Africa grin those guys were even surprised to come this far and u even struggled to beat them via penalties abeg grin
We all know Cameroon is going through a phase and Camerounians themselves know this is one of the weakest Cameroonian team in a while so why are u jubilating over this grin don't u have shame… see the kind teams u beat en route to a final very easy hahahaha no Morroco no Senegal no Mali and ur rejoicing over this and yet still u couldn't win it hahahanaha see pains…grin

There is no pain equal to the pain u felt when Sebastian haller netted in the winner in the 86th min abeg talk true u wailed in pains hahahaha no form big boy for here we know you cried and slept like a baby that Sunday evening hahahah no wonder u went mute for days hahahaha
So u still can't post a screenshot of the ivory coast Nigeria thread hahahahahahaha…!

As I said Mozambique can flog us cape verd can actually rape us back to back and Comoros can also beat is we agree grin
But when we meet your super chickens we shall use all that anguish to rape Una by heart hahahahahahaha grin
Sports › Re: AFCON Final: Why I’m Happy Nigeria Lost – Ghanaian Rapper Black Sherif by Swanzi(m): 7:10am On Feb 18, 2024
pargelenis:
Ha ha ha … your pain is so real that you think second place is the same as your Ghana Wack Stars getting bent over and BORED by Mr. Cape Verde and and bounced out in the FIRST round gringringrin
So Mr dunce Hungry Ghana Boy … why do you write “kaduna” on your profile page? Are you so embarrassed about Accra that it is Kaduna of all f’king places you want to live in?? gringringrin
Why were you so scared to post in the Ghana vs Mozambique thread?? Where your hot tears making your fingers so slippery to type Mr illiterate?? Mozambique just waited till the end to spread your cheeks and BORE you gringringrin
Hurray at least you didn't commit sucide hahahaha






Is supposed to be “were not where” mumu so much for your literacy grin grin hahahahaha
So u think u were going to win the cup and equal Ghana's record grin grin grin hahahaha God don punish yougrin
No wonder u took the easy road to the final and u were exposed hahahaha
Which big team did u win to get to the finalgrin
You couldn't even beat South Africa hahahahaha u were just lucky with penalties hahahahahaha
Stay strong I know ur hurt it's painful to go all the way to the final only to be raped without a fight what a shame gringrin
So u still can't post of ur win with ivory coast grin But u can post of Ghana vrs Mozambique grin
You are in severe pains hahahahaha
Sports › Re: AFCON Final: Why I’m Happy Nigeria Lost – Ghanaian Rapper Black Sherif by Swanzi(m): 4:44pm On Feb 17, 2024
aswani:
This is the saddest part of things, we simply cannot beat them no matter how bad they are and how good we are.

Honestly di tin jus weak me undecided
grin grin
Sports › Re: AFCON Final: Why I’m Happy Nigeria Lost – Ghanaian Rapper Black Sherif by Swanzi(m):
pargelenis:
Ghana has a good educational system but YOU … aka moo-moo Ghana boy, has had a substandard education … your written communication is atrocious and proof of your crètinism gringringrin
Why is your self esteem so low that you have to write “kaduna” on your profile?? Are you that ashamed of Accra??
Ghana Wack Stars could not even make it out of the group stages because Mozambique spread those cheeks and went in so deep and you squealed in pain … with hot tears so painful that you were ashamed to post in the Ghana vs Mozambique thread … ahahaha … Hungry Ghana Boy gringringrin
Pls, can you repeat all that without crying next time?


Ur lines are becoming repetitive and boring what is wack Stars Mozambique spread legs dude are you this boring in real life or ur just planing to bore me to death? If is to bore me to death then you've won I give it to you fvck grin you have to be the most boring Nigerian dude on Nairaland..!
meanwhile an elephant 🐘 took u twice through the anvs without lubrication and they did it without a fightgrin

Every small team can beat us I admit Comoros Cape Verd etc but not Nigeria I know u know and the pain is too much to bare please no matter what suicide is never an option hahahaha but if you have to do it use sniper it's faster grin
Sports › Re: AFCON Final: Why I’m Happy Nigeria Lost – Ghanaian Rapper Black Sherif by Swanzi(m): 8:13pm On Feb 16, 2024
pargelenis:
Everyone one knows Egypt was second in the last AFCON. You have painfully forgotten it because were crying hot tears after your husband Mr. Comoros bent your legs backwards and was giving it to Ghana Wack Stars raw gringringrin
Your poor grammar is as a result of your substandard school system in your Ghana village … which is why you pretend to live in “Kaduna” … see such low self esteem grin
So why were you scared of posting in the Ghana vs Mozambique thread? I know you read my post … I caught you Hungry Ghana Boy reading my post but you were busy shouting in pain as Mozambique hammered all the way in gringringrin
This is getting serious so you still can't post a single screenshot of you at the crime scene is it that bad are u that pained grin
Is it because u had just 37% possession or cos u had only 3 shots on targetgrin


Pls no one cares about any insignificant 2nd not that we don't know but we don't care not even the Egyptians themselves care why are u crying soo much grin grin

Because Ivory Coast nailed u so bad to 2nd place u want to make it valuable but sorry we don't care period..!!


Substandard education yet ur brothers are coming in droves to GHANA to acquire a simple 3yr degree programme something it takes u 10yrs to acquire in Nigerian cos of strikes grin grin
Sports › Re: AFCON Final: Why I’m Happy Nigeria Lost – Ghanaian Rapper Black Sherif by Swanzi(m): 9:10am On Feb 16, 2024
pargelenis:
You are really a stark illiterate, with you poor grammar and spelling mistakes. Do yourself a favour and study some English Comprehension. grin
You live in your Ghana village but you delusionally put “kaduna” on your profile … ha ha … low self esteem … you do NOT live in KD Hungry Ghana Boy! grin

Second place in AFCON is a hundred times better than being like Ghana who got bent over and f’ked by your husband Mr. Cape Verde and then Mozambique in the group stages. Why were you so embarrassed to post in the Ghana vs Mozambique thread?? Or were your hot tears flowing so much?? gringringrin
I thought u were going to post a screenshot of the humiliation thread where an angry elephant molested u like a toddler grin
I know u were ashamed u don't have to say why won't u when the u had only 1 shot at goal and 37% possession eyaaa Ivory Coast really dealt with u grin

A stark illiterate who is able to communicate seamlessly and give u sleepless night hahahahaha I forced u to play nonsense now ur marking grammar hahahahaha

You are so pained you had to go check my profile again to check the guy giving u bundles of paingrin grin hahahahaha



Please no one cares about any useless 2nd place who got raped in the process grin
Tell me who was 2nd last year afcon abeg no one cares take ur L in peace grin
Sports › Re: AFCON Final: Why I’m Happy Nigeria Lost – Ghanaian Rapper Black Sherif by Swanzi(m): 11:40pm On Feb 15, 2024
pargelenis:
The word is “quiet” not “quite” you illiterate from Accra grin
I was active on the NGR vs CV thread. If you had a fully functioning brain it would have been easy to see it - but you were hiding as usual grin

I know you were in the Ghana thread reading my post (see below) and crying hot angry tears grin grin grin

Again I ask, hungry Ghana boy, why were you so ashamed to post in that thread?? Ha ha, you were so pained when your Black Stars crashed out in dramatic fashion to some “small countries” like this grin grin
At least u got the meaning but because u have nothing sensible to say u had to resort to marking spellings just to uplift ur shattered ego hahahahahaha

Now I Thought u were going to also post a screenshot of u at the crime scene when an angry elephant bent you over and raped you without lubrications consecutively lol sorry oga hahahaha


Yes, we couldn't win the AFCON and neither were you and pls no one cares about or remembers an insignificant 2nd... Ivory coast actually stopped noise pollution now cry me a river hahahahahaha
Sports › Re: AFCON Final: Why I’m Happy Nigeria Lost – Ghanaian Rapper Black Sherif by Swanzi(m): 11:20pm On Feb 15, 2024
pargelenis:
The word is “quiet” not “quite” you illiterate from Accra grin
I was active on the NGR vs CV thread. If you had a fully functioning brain it would have been easy to see it - but you were hiding as usual grin

I know you were in the Ghana thread reading my post (see below) and crying hot angry tears grin grin grin

Again I ask, hungry Ghana boy, why were you so ashamed to post in that thread?? Ha ha, you were so pained when your Black Stars crashed out in dramatic fashion to some “small countries” like this grin grin
Sports › Re: FIFA Ranking: Nigeria Ahead Of Ivory Coast, Haaland’s Norway After Biggest Move by Swanzi(m): 4:13pm On Feb 15, 2024
Sonnobax15:
grin
Y'all need to see the full speed wey our jollof rice brethren take run from this group chat grin
The last time we met we almost madenu destroy ur stadium kiddo hahahaha
Sports › Re: AFCON Final: Why I’m Happy Nigeria Lost – Ghanaian Rapper Black Sherif by Swanzi(m): 4:09pm On Feb 15, 2024
pargelenis:
Your premium hot tears are so delicious … first Comoros bent your Ghana Quack Stars over … then Cape Verde bent them even further grin grin grin

Hungry Ghana boy … why where you quiet in the Ghana - Mozambique thread?? Or were you bent over too?? grin grin grin
Why would I be in tears when I just witnessed an angry elephant have his way with an eagle intact he raped ur eagle basabasa hahahahahah

Why were u also quite in the Ivory Coast vrs Nigeria thread? Hahahahahaha


What's so painful to is to labour and toil to the finals only to be bent over by a very huge angry elephant hahahaha pls hold handkerchief u thought u had equal Ghanas record errh ozour hahahahahaha
Sports › Re: AFCON Final: Why I’m Happy Nigeria Lost – Ghanaian Rapper Black Sherif by Swanzi(m): 2:29pm On Feb 15, 2024
pargelenis:
You are so pained that you are reading ALL my comments regardless of who I quoted … HA HA HA!

Ghana did not even make it past the first round …
Mr. Cape Verde did multiple rounds on his wife … Ghana grin grin grin
And the elephant raped the eagle without lubrication for constant 90minutes
Hahahahaha

Sports › Re: AFCON Final: Why I’m Happy Nigeria Lost – Ghanaian Rapper Black Sherif by Swanzi(m): 2:27pm On Feb 15, 2024
pargelenis:
Have you finished crying your HOT TEARS from Mr. Cape Verde bending you over?? You were so pained that you were following Ghana’s game in Nairaland … grin grin grin
Hungry Ghana Boy … You no get forum for Ghana?? grin grin grin
Thank ur god ur super chickens avoided cape verde they would have raped u in all angles and styles hahahahahahana
Sports › Re: AFCON Final: Why I’m Happy Nigeria Lost – Ghanaian Rapper Black Sherif by Swanzi(m): 7:31pm On Feb 14, 2024
pargelenis:
That is merely a hypothetical … you could go down the rabbit hole with that type of analysis.
It is only Ghana Wack Stars that are subservient to Cape Verde and Comoros because of the disciplining they received grin
Ghana didn’t win the afcon, naira did Nigeria 🤣🤣
Sports › Re: AFCON Final: Why I’m Happy Nigeria Lost – Ghanaian Rapper Black Sherif by Swanzi(m): 7:30pm On Feb 14, 2024
pargelenis:
Ha ha ha … Hungry Ghana Boy … Cape Verde is your master … now, go and clean your master’s toilet … your premium angry salty tears are so delicious grin
Can u repeat all that again this time without crying hahahahahahahahahaha
Sports › Re: Ivory Coast Goalkeeper 'Wore Charm' During AFCON: Shehu Sani Calls For Probe by Swanzi(m): 7:29pm On Feb 14, 2024
Ghana didn’t win the afcon, naira did Nigeria hahahahahaha
Sports › Re: AFCON: Our Tactics Cost Us The Final, We Played Too Deep - Omeruo by Swanzi(m): 5:05pm On Feb 13, 2024
Timeshalltell:
Your grandfathers? You will never witness Ghana win an AFCON, I have witnessed Nigeria win AFCON and in 2 years I will witness another AFCON win. POOR FOOL
You mean just like u got raped by elephant Oloriburuku gringrin
Sports › Re: AFCON: Nigerians Drag Yul Edochie After Prophecy About The Super Eagles Fails by Swanzi(m): 11:56am On Feb 13, 2024
So You really wanted to win Afcon without light? C'est
NEPA possible grin
Sports › Re: AFCON: Our Tactics Cost Us The Final, We Played Too Deep - Omeruo by Swanzi(m): 11:09am On Feb 13, 2024
Timeshalltell:
Were you even born when Ghana last won the AFCON?
My grandfathers won four Afcon…! What were ur lazy grand-fathers doing
Sports › Re: AFCON Final: Why I’m Happy Nigeria Lost – Ghanaian Rapper Black Sherif by Swanzi(m): 9:24am On Feb 13, 2024
Dennisochampa:
.... Your pa
See hot tears
grin
Sports › Re: AFCON: Our Tactics Cost Us The Final, We Played Too Deep - Omeruo by Swanzi(m): 8:54am On Feb 13, 2024
JealousCobra:
Fvck urself okay.
Hahahahaha epain am
Sports › Re: AFCON Final: Why I’m Happy Nigeria Lost – Ghanaian Rapper Black Sherif by Swanzi(m): 8:53am On Feb 13, 2024
Oluwaseunomo:
You're already in severe pain can't you see
Can u repeat that again without crying

grin grin
Sports › Re: Super Eagles And Super Falcons Players Back Alex Iwobi After He Was Cyberbullied by Swanzi(m): 8:16am On Feb 13, 2024
grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Sports › Re: AFCON: Our Tactics Cost Us The Final, We Played Too Deep - Omeruo by Swanzi(m): 7:35am On Feb 13, 2024
Abi you guys didn't Cedis coming.
AYEW kidding me
9ja KUDUN't do it
So NO PARTEY for them😫😂😂

Sports › Re: AFCON Final: Why I’m Happy Nigeria Lost – Ghanaian Rapper Black Sherif by Swanzi(m): 7:30am On Feb 13, 2024
Oluwaseunomo:
Lol the last time i checked your good for nothing racist country came distant third in the tournament, what are all this animals doing on nairaland this seun no dey try sef
Are u going to cry
Sports › Re: AFCON Final: Why I’m Happy Nigeria Lost – Ghanaian Rapper Black Sherif by Swanzi(m): 7:29am On Feb 13, 2024
Dennisochampa:
What you think at this point does not matter...
E no even make sense say you dey happy sef because your country couldn't even hold on to a 2 goal lead for just 10 mins.....
We lost to a better team on the day and I'm proud of how much we achieved in the tournament...
If no be our useless coach and him foolish tactics... Who be Ghanaians to talk to me anyhow
Can you repeat all that again without crying..

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