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M17CXi:
You simple know your daughter is a


"LovePeddler"


And treat her like a

"living LovePeddler"

OgaSirAde:
Like the yoruba adage in english "the matter mess for my mouth and added salt to it" that is the answer

Meaning, cos am not undastn ?

Emodeee:
Hmmmmm. Virgin like me, wetin i dey find for this thread? Na this kind thread dey make person wan fvck but no #teamweddingnight.

Lol.. Iffa hear

fellis:
Na the one of virgo nai I like pass

Guy u wan kill prsn ni

favoryte33:
I dont think there would be time 4 dat cos she'd have been long gone.

And u can as well change her cos is not too late yet with some instance she can be a new prsn

neoapocalypse:
Lol.


#Teamatheist#

Oh! I c d reason

I rest my case

favoryte33:
What is d essence of her existence if she becomes a prostitude.

Is ur duty to talk to her about s3x cos she's still a teenager n d manner u used in talking to her will give her life a new meaning

neoapocalypse:
Neither God nor the boyfriend saved her so why should I be greatful to either

Really? Bros I can't beliv u're saying this

neoapocalypse:
By the time I'm through with her she'll wish she was on the bus

Won't u be thankful to God that she was alive first b4 d dealing with ?

favoryte33:
I'll KILL her....She'd wish she took d buz.

Y ain't u happy that she saved by her boifrnd?

The story below told in form of a question has got
people divided on social media as par what their
opinions are.

It is about a woman and her daughter and what you
would do if you were in the woman’s shoes.

Below is the puzzle:

******************************************

“Your 16 year old daughter in high school is going back to a boarding school after the christmas break.

“As a good mother you saw her off to the bus station and left after she had boarded the bus. After 3 hours you were told that the bus she boarded had an accident and no one survived.

“As you are going crazy making arrangement to verify her death, you received a call from your daughter saying “mum I wasn’t on that bus ooo my boyfriend insisted I spend a day in his house before I go to school”

“What will you do as a parent?

“How would you react?

Social media users have found the question quite
puzzling with many caught up between getting angry
with the daugter and being grateful to God and her
boyfriend.




www.naijaonpoint.com/nigerian-news/what-will-you-do-if-your-daughter-does-this-this-is-the-story-that-has-quizzed-nigerians-on-social-media.html

brightalo1010:
Ayam changing my moniker to F today...Hope the fuckery offer is still available

She doesn't need a man rather a girl cos she'll check down there if u're truely a girl

McBrooklyn:
Not at all, not even a little bit

Ok if u say so

crotonite:
boomerang.

McBrooklyn:
WTF??!!!







I hope I'm not the only one that actually checked my precious dick after reading that whole story

R u kinda scared

brightalo1010:
How are you bae

Am gud n u

brightalo1010:
ogorwyne
Sweetnik22

tnx boo

onyekachee:
women have mind o,jeez!
can that man use his joystick ever again?
well this serves as a lesson to all those who use and dump ladies like no tomorrow,grow up

U dey dia bae

3Div:
Pythons are quite easily to catch alive self!.

Can u catch d python live, talk tru ?

Snow5:
Am already hurt jor.. Cos my own case eh... It's complicated... And I felt I had found my missing rib...


But...

Chai.. .. Talk to her so that she'll c reasons with u buh if she still insist that if u can't attend d same church with her u guyz can't be together then u move on with ur life cos U've tried ur best for her to be part of ur life buh she's adamant on one thing.

Snow5:
Seriously we may even break up this weekend...

Cos am going down to her school and visit her with this discussion oo... I ain't waiting till month end no more..


Cos I gat to face reality oo

If U've made up ur mind then do it in away it'll not hurt both of u

Marlvin:
Dude is yet to realize he's old enough to be a role model . isn't it time he change his name ? Dude ain't a kid anymore

D fame is still shaking his medula wen d consequences begin he'll become vegetable n start asking fans for their prayers

Most of d kids this days look up to him n this is wat he's teaching them to b doin. I pity his lyf

Meaning he can't perform with his ryt sense unless he's high on weed on alcohol.. . Chai I pity ur life cos wen d consequences of ur action will begin, ur name go be sori that tym u'll beg ur fans to put u in their prayers.

Snow5:
I can't be a member never!!

I have been a Christian all my life.. I ain't changing it for one thing... If she can't change hers... Then why should I?

After all... She ain't the only girl na... I must move ahead.

U've made up ur mind already to move on with ur life thats her badt

Snow5:
Then...... I better locate my square root oo


I can't fit shout oo..

Buh guy if u become a member is not badt ooo

Thats sacrifice na

funnynation:
Kenya and bad news be like APC and lie.. Kenya don dey take idea dey turn to Sodom and Gomora.. Though some guys dey 4uck up.. You think say to satisfy a woman dey put money 4ur account? Abi u think say dey go give you certificate or National honour. If you can stay 2mins 36secs my brother you don try. If she say she no dey ok abeg tell her to look for another person. Moreover when the thing dey sweet na when we dey pour akamu.. Na we go toast una, give una money yet come satisfy una? Haba!




*Nairaland official comedian* *Irep042*
*AbjFinestMC*

U hardly get gud news from there

Roon9:
Well you just described my gf/future wifey....yea she's all that

Future or current gf

Snow5:
Men.. .. Am tired jor...

Seriously their doctrines irks me... I nor go lie..


E dey pain me for body...

Is either u stick around n be converted or u find ur way ... Simple cos I dnt think she'll allow u to convert her to ur church

Snow5:
Den.. I better hold my shoe for head begin run oo... Cos I can't... At all....

That means say my mama nor born me well..

Lols

They dnt like to be converted into anoda church, they see it as a sin while their men can marry women from any church buh their women can't do same, thats wrong cos a woman doesn't have church

Snow5:
This my lady self....
I don't even know her kinda music...

Tho she respects my friends and family well.... But there is one big might coma in her life.

She is a witness oo(jehovah witness).. And she wants to turn me into one....
Na here we go pass scarter so...


I will soon even open a thread on her case oo... Seriously it's getting outa hand.

I can't be wasting time energy and emotion and even money on a relationship that won't work out.

Maybe she want u to be one of them

EmperorLee:
It's Kenya again

They get d best news ever

Two lovebirds at a college (name withheld) in Thika
Town, Kenya, mid last week caused a scene when their
s*x session went awry.

According to SDE, desperate to redeem himself after his
girlfriend threatened to dump him for being clumsy
between the sheets, the male student, only identified as
Ricky, took libido-boosting pills before going for a
bedroom marathon with his disgruntled girlfriend.

However, things didn’t go as planned and the 24-year-
old fourth year student collapsed and fainted while
desperately trying to satisfy her, leading to a scandal
that left the students and staff members in shock.

SDE reports that a student in the know revealed that it
all began after Ricky came under sharp criticism from
his girlfriend over his boring and below par performance
between the sheets.

At his wit’s end, a panic-stricken Ricky, who was not
ready to be dumped, invested in the infamous blue pill
to fire up his loins.

However, what was expected to be steamy session
turned tragic after he reportedly started gasping for
breath before collapsing into a heap.

The terrified girl screamed, attracting students and
hostel wardens who ambulated him to the health unit. It
is alleged Ricky had earlier on shared his tribulations
with some of his friends with whom he brainstormed
and came up with possible solutions.

“He was desperate to turn around things for the better and finally redeem himself after friends shared with him tips. He took the pill and washed it down with alcohol, hoping it would help him give his best and eventually win back trust and favour from his girl,” a friend who sought anonymity told SDE

The source admitted that they had asked around for the
pills, which they hoped would salvage the relationship.

“He had lately been depressed and frustrated, after his girl threatened to dump him, for falling short of expectation during intimacy. We are not sure if he took an overdose, because we were told they are not harmful when taken in the right dosage,” said the terrified friend.
“Thank God he is still alive, we were really scared, cases of men who have given up the ghost after using the pills
wrongly are rife,” he added.

Ricky visited his girlfriend, hoping to cause fireworks,
only to be overwhelmed by the drug’s strong side
effects minutes later. While in his birthday suit, Ricky
was wrapped in a bed sheet and quickly rushed to the
institution’s health unit, as some of the students in the
hostel burst into gales of laughter.

Luckily, he was quickly attended to and regained
consciousness moments later.
His girlfriend, who had accompanied him to the health
unit, melted into the crowd to avoid embarrassment and
questioning.

Medics at the health facility expressed their shock at
why such a young man would resort to libido-boosting
pills when his systems and weapon of mass procreation
are expected to be in tip top condition.

Ricky, who has since become a subject of mockery,
was discharged but advised to seek counselling as well
as a long term solution to his low performance problem.

www.naijaonpoint.com/nigerian-news/serious-drama-as-college-student-faints-during-sx-marathon-with-girlfriend-see-details.html