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Chk it out..

Karma dey sweet smtyms sha...

Damn!!!

Nawaooo

I boarded keke this morning to a friends place. Take a look at what I saw inside.. Very funny.. . A multiple car charger socket at the right spot.

wisdomiskey:
**** in addition to this, he should also make sure he wipes her azz hole with his tongue each time she takes a dump

Loll..

What do u think guys.. Aye or Nay!!!

1. Every Sunday he should fill her car up with gas to get her through the week. A woman should NEVER have to pump nor pay for her own gas if she has a man!
2. He should set aside #15000-#20000 a week for her hair, nails and feet. He should want his woman on point!
Oshee Dangote..
3. Although cooking it is optional, a woman should NEVER have to buy food. When she is hungry, her first call should be to him!
4. He should buy her at least one outfit per week or every other week depending on his financial situation.
5. A woman should be pleasured orally by her man four time a week.....minimum.
6. Her cell phone airtime should be paid by him. Baba Adenuga..
7. She should be taken on a date once a week, minimum.
8. She should be told I love you twice a day...minimum.
9. If she has a child by another man, you must step in and help raise that child without complaint.
10. You should do at least one kind/sweet gesture for her mother every month to honor her mother for bringing your lady into the world.

What's wrong with this fulani herdsmen.. What do they actually want and what are all this their killings all about. I remember the ones killed in their farms, now this. Nawaoo.. RIP to the dead..

Okay

Na wen smfn wan end na wen u go see Nigerians dey troop out.. Mk Govt try postpone am abeg..

Hello Nairalanders.. I stay in Portharcourt and have completed my youth service. I want to do a professional program in Oil and Gas sector that can guarantee fast employment once completed but am confused because I don't have any in mind. Please any suggestion will be welcomed. Thank You.

Nb: I did not study any course related to Oil and Gas while in the University.

Obipeter8@gmail.com

Good News...! The missing Corps Member has been found... She was rescued alongside the kidnapped Regent of Akungba-Akoko, Ondo State... Jux stumbled on the news now... Read below the excerpt I culled from Sahara Reporters;

'The Regent of Akungba Akoko, in Akoko Southwest Local Government Area (LGA) of Ondo State, Princess
Oluwatoyin Omosowon, has regained her freedom.

Freed alongside the Monarch was an Indian citizen-Mr. Alex John, his mobile Police escort-Sunday Obafe, a Corps member- Miss Ijeoma Azubike, and a driver- Ali Abdujelili.'

Also, a ‎member of the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC), Miss Ijeoma Azubike abducted by the same gang said‎ she was kidnapped late last month on her way to Lagos.

Miss Azubike, who graduated from the Ekiti State University (EKSU) and currently serving in Jigawa State also narrated her experience.

"I was travelling from Abuja to Lagos on 31st of May, which was on Sunday. I boarded a vehicle by the roadside. I never knew they were kidnappers.

"The experience was horrible. We were under the rain, so cold and had to sleep under the floor. We were beaten and I was handcuffed. They demanded N10 million from my parents. I thank God have been release", she said.

An Indian, Alex John, also said he was beaten severally and made to face difficult situations.

www.saharareporters.com/2015/06/16/i-was-forced-sleep-under-cocoa-tree-ondo-regent-tells-saharareporters

This politicians sef.. Continue...

1). Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!

Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
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2) TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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3) TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.
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4) TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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5) TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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6) TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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7) TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'
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9) TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand......
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10) TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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11) TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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12) TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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Happy Weekend Nairalanders!!!

Bad news..

His Cup don full dey pour...

O boy..

Kidnapping here and there. My parish priest wen I was serving in Ekiti State. It will not be well with those guys. God will see you through this my priest.

Loll...

Nawaoo

Hmm.. 10 years no b beans o.. Godwin sha..

Evening guys. Sent you an email Sir. Thanks

Wetin dem pass ni..

44 or 22 books??

RIP to d dead..

Good evening guys. My laptop suddenly stops booting yesterday and whenever it comes on, it stays on the zinox screen for a while (first pic). After that it gets dis error (2nd pic). I entered d bios and the booting priority is in this manner(3rd pic). what could be the problem guys. I hv tried all I can. Thank you

Am beginning to love this guys...

U dey pay person less than 6k in a month and hw d hell in he suppose to fend for himself wit that.. God dey sha....

RIP.. Ndo oo

Sad. RIP