Sweetynessy's Posts
Nairaland Forum / Sweetynessy's Profile / Sweetynessy's Posts
(1) (of 1 pages)
 Literature / The Needle Bender by sweetynessy(m): 6:27pm On Sep 09, 2016 |
"The Needle Bender" Last nyt was quite boring for a Friday to me sha oo. Anyway, as my own "personal minister for power", I wore my agbada, switched on my Generator and hailed my self "oshey fashiola noni". No vodka to drink , "Sooo unlike me. I always stock up.....what must have happened....I lay on my bed wondering." My fone rang...i smiled cos i knew it wasnt Eseoghene or any of my isoko fans....its was that special Celine Dion's "because you loved me" ring tone........My "boo" just remembered me...(am forever in love with her, her husband and her other two kids...) "Hello mum" I echoed happily..... She sounded too formal for my liking ..."mummy what is it" I asked....."ogemdi nwam ina ekpekwadi nke wu ekpere at all ebe ahu ino?" (My son do you even pray at all over there)....now my mum is the praying type she must av sensed something and am not too good at lying to her wen it comes to my spiritual life..., she has previously warned me about my prayer life especially now dat am in isoko..... "Ok ma,I will improve" , I promised. She cheered up Nd we started "chyking" ourselves as usual... I dropped the fone....instantly went on my knees and connected to heaven...I prayed like have never done in a long while......after which I went to bed feeling happy and fulfilled. My fone rang around 11:30pm.. One of the nurses on night shift...there was an emergency...I managed to bundle my sleepy self outta bed strolled to d hospital.....d handed me his request form....d young dude seem to av been poisoned or maybe must an taken too much there local monkey tail ....the doctor on duty was yet to resume... probably on his way cos he had already noted the tests to be carried out on d poor fellow.....I set up my unit to get to work .....went to the emergency ward and I saw d nurses gathered around d guy as he lay helplessly and unconcious... The two elderly nurses were speaking isoko dialect and one of them held a bent cannular ...they explained to me DAT d guy I on jazz....say needle no dey enter en body.....d guys mom and sister were already in tears.....the dad was furious ....me I was confused.....my confusion turned to horror when it happened right before my very eyes......another cannular broke just as the nurse tried forcing it into d guys vein....they tried with a syringe.....omo I see it happen in odieshi movies....Dis one happen korokoro for my eyes ooo needle bend ooo....it was more like a needle against a wall of brick.He needed infusion ASAP.....me I needed blood to run his tests.....I told d nurses to gimmie anoda cannula say nothing dey happen....I just wanted to see how d kin cannulla will break least lemme experience it mysef....I located d vein....in inserted the cannulla,....the needle went in peacefully into his veins .... Everyone was shocked including myself.......my hands started shaking.....my heartbeat increased.......mehn fear catch me....... The whole room went silent....I stayed in my bent position looking at the needle in the young mans veins......and I asked my sef....."what the hell just happened!!!!!" ...To be continued..... Read the previous episodes on http://www.gisturb.com/search/label/Epic?m=1
|
| Health / 10 Shocking Benefits Of Red Onions by sweetynessy(m): 9:21am On Sep 07, 2016 |
Check out these unique and interesting ways to use an onion! 1. CLEAR CHEST CONGESCUTS If you’re stuffy, congested and looking for a natural remedy, crush an onion with some coconut oil, then coat your chest with the paste. Cover the area and leave it on until your airway opens up! 2. RELIEVE EAR PAIN For ear pain or an ear infection, chop an onion and put it into a thin sock. Place the flattened onion sock over your troubled ear and hold it in place. Remove it when the pain subsides! 3. HEAL CUTS The skin of an onion can help stop light to moderate bleeding . It will also act as an antiseptic for the wound, warding off bacteria and a possible infection. 4. RELIEVE A COUGH For a persistent cough, peel a large onion and finely chop it. Add 1 tablespoon of brown sugar, then cover the onion for 1 hour. Take a small portion of the sugar/onion mix twice a day to help with your cough. 5. REDUCE A FEVER Take 1 onion and slice it thinly. Rub the bottom of your feet with coconut oil, and put a thin slice onto the arch of each foot. Wrap your feet with cling wrap and wear socks overnight to allow the onion to help the body draw out unwanted toxins! 6. CALM NAUSEA Juice 1 white or yellow onion, then brew a cup of peppermint tea. Drink 2 teaspoons of the onion juice, wait 5 minutes, then drink 2 teaspoons of the peppermint tea. Wait another 5 minutes to see if the nausea subsides. If it’s still there, repeat. 7. REMOVE SPLINTERS If you have a splinter that just won’t come out, try using an onion! Place an onion slice on the splinter, and use tape or a Band-aid to hold it into place. Leave it for about an hour, then remove and check. The onion should help the splinter begin to make its way out! 8. CLEAN YOUR GRILL Chop an onion in half and turn on your grill. Use a utensil to glide the onion over the grill to scrub it clean and disinfect it! 9. POLISH YOUR METAL Slice an onion, then crush it. Combined the crushed onion with water and dab a cloth into the mix. Rub the cloth over the metal surface until clean! 10. PRESERVE AVOCADOS Prevent your avocados from browning too soon by storing them in an airtight container with red onions. Place half of an onion in the container skinside up, then add in the avocado. This trick will keep your avocados from going bad before you have a chance to use them! http://www.gisturb.com/2016/09/10-shocking-benefits-of-red-onions.html?m=1
|
| Technology Market / Browse Facebook For Free And Otherother Sites Free by sweetynessy(m): 5:56am On Sep 04, 2016 |
FREE BASICS is a joint initiative of airtel and Facebook towards bridging the digital divide and... http://www.gisturb.com/2016/09/browse-facebook-for-free-and-otherother.html
|
| Health / Better To Sleep On The Left Side Than Right by sweetynessy(m): 5:53pm On Sep 03, 2016 |
You Start SLEEPING on LEFT SIDE after Reading this.... According to Dr. John Douillard, sleep... Continue reading.. http://www.gisturb.com/2016/09/better-to-sleep-on-left-side-than-right.html
|
| Literature / The Adventure Of Corper : Part 1: Still Planning My Hibernation by sweetynessy(m): 1:07pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
Still Planning my bernation here cos of their area boys, another scenario just evolved. Tuesday 27th July 2016 ........Normal antenatal registration day, I packaged mysef as usual,corporately dressed. With my customized Lab Coat.... Sat comfortably as Pregnant ladies came in for there traditional routine check up...... Continue reading @ http://www.gisturb.com/2016/09/the-adventure-of-corper.html
|
| Literature / Am Afraid Of Getting Old (geracophobia) by sweetynessy(m): 8:30pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
Age brings intelligence, experience, wisdom and beauty. So why are we so scared of it? Age brings intelligence, experience, wisdom and beauty. So why are we so scared of.... http:///2KAZYy
|
| Literature / The Adventure Of A Corper by sweetynessy(m): 1:45pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
Intro This is a true life story of a male, young, handsome Youth Corper sent to serve in Isoko, Delta State, Nigeria. In his stay at Isoko, a lot of things happened there, the village guys at his neck saying " ............. http://www.gisturb.com/2016/08/the-adventure-of-corper.html 2 Shares
|
| Career / 7 Simple Steps To Get Your Dream Job In 3 Months Wow!!! by sweetynessy(m): 1:17pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
If you don’t get an Interview Invite at least once a week, this is for you. You haven’t gotten your dream job just because you have not been doing right things. The labour market is filled with numerous skills and people seeking opportunities just as you, you can only standout among these people, if you learn to do what other are not doing. Below are few steps, if followed religiously will land you your dream job before the next three months. 1. God Factor: This is the most important of all, as it will give you the direction on how to go about other steps to your advantage. Mark 9:29 says, This Kind can come forth by nothing but by prayer and fasting. Whatever you desire in life must first be gotten spiritually, otherwise it won’t manifest in the physical. http://www.gisturb.com/2016/08/7-simple-steps-to-get-your-dream-job-in.html 2 Shares
|
| Family / Re: Your Wife And Your Only Son, Which Of Them Will You Rescue In Term Of Danger? by sweetynessy(m): 2:57am On Mar 07, 2013 |
my Wife cos we can stil get another one. And biblical it says go you into the world and multiply, you can't multiply with your son. |
(1) (of 1 pages)
(Go Up)
| Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 30 |