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PoliticsRe: Federal Government May Allocation To States by swiftsulex(op): 7:52am On Jun 30, 2013
I wonder what Bayelsa state does with its allocation
PoliticsFederal Government May Allocation To States by swiftsulex(op): 11:52am On Jun 22, 2013
FG ALLOCATION TO STATES
(MAY 2013)

1. Akwa Ibom. 31LGCs. N69.4bn

2. Rivers. 23 LGCs. N67.6bn

3. Delta. 23 LGCs. N62.2bn

4. Bayelsa. 8 LGCs. N50.4bn

5. Kano. 44 LGCs. N34.5bn

6. Lagos. 20 LGCs. N30.0bn

7. Katsina. 34 LGCs. N25.5bn

8. Ondo. 18 LGCs. N24.8bn

9. Oyo. 33 LGCs. N24.6bn

10.Kaduna. 23 LGCs. N23.7bn

11 BORNO. 27 LGCS. 22.1BN

12 NIGER. 25 LGCS. 22.1BN

13.IMO. 27LGCS. 21.9BN

14.JIGAWA. 27LGCS. 21.6bn

15.BAUCHI. 20LGCS. 21.4BN

16.EDO. 18LGCS. 20.6BN

17.BENUE. 23LGCS.20.2BN

18.SOKOTO. 23LGCS. 19.8BN

19.KOGI. 21LGCS. 18.8BN

20.OSUN. 30LGCS. 18.76BN

21.ANAMBRA. 21LGCS. 18.74BN

22.ADAMAWA. 21LGCS. 18.6BN

23.KEBBI. 21LGCS. 18.3BN

24.OGUN. 20LGCS. 17.8BN

25.ABIA. 17LGCS. 17.48BN

26.TARABA. 16LGCS. 17.3BN

27.YOBE. 17LGCS. 17BN

28.PLATEAU. 17LGCS. 16.9BN

29.ZAMFARA. 14LGCS. 16.7BN

30.CROSS RIVERS. 18LGCS. 16.5BN

31.ENUGU. 17LGCS. 16.4BN

32.KWARA. 16LGCS. 15.6BN

33.EKITI. 16LGCS. 13.8BN

34.NASSARAWA. 13LGCS. 13.67BN

35.GOMBE. 11LGCS. 13.65

36.EBONYI. 13LGCS. 12.6BN

37.FCT-ABUJA. 6LGCS. 3.2BN

STATES TOTAL: 894BILLION NAIRA

38 FGN/FCT. 730BN

39 NCS/FIRS. 6BN

GRAND TOTAL: 1.6TRILLION NAIRA.
Science/TechnologyTop 25 People Who Changed The Internet Forever by swiftsulex(op): 6:51am On May 03, 2013
1. Sir Tim Berners-Lee – World Wide Web
2. Vint Cerf And Bob Kahn – TCP/IP
3. Larry Page and Sergey Brin – Google Inc.
4. David Filo and Jerry Yang – Yahoo! Inc.
5. Bill Gates – Microsoft
6. Steven Paul Jobs – Apple Inc.
7. Mark Zuckerberg – Facebook
8. Chad Hurley and Steve Chen – YouTube
9. Linus Torvalds – Linux
10. Jack Dorsey – Twitter
11. Kevin Rose – Digg
12. Bram Cohen – BitTorrent
13. Mike Morhaime – Blizzard Entertainment
14. Jimmy Wales – Wikipedia
.............
check out the full list here http://www.mytrupage.com/kd/vwpst?tpid=7fcB4Trgy&topic=Top-25-People-Who-Changed-the-Internet-Forever
Jokes EtcRe: A Touching Story That Happened In China: by swiftsulex(op): 10:10pm On Apr 15, 2013
[quote author=seun_adeolu]I GOT IT TRANSLATED A FOUND OUT THAT THE STORY WAS SO STUPID AS THE WRITER

Against the following aims friend around to look shelves and a name was Maya and I'm from the Bund and
Oh and Manu from such さやか Razan waterfalls that such person is either plus goal difference from such beloved fish ball flowers umbrella story oh Well Yawa between flowers and slope
Hasa shelf I'll Do Ya Asara is significant difference was Taki kiddle name Yanaka A high rope nose quick replacement is Taka あや fool a sail and not worrying Ya did not testify, such as red or Taka is a sphere and arrow difference Gaya meat
[/quote]Gibberish. Crying profusely
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Is The Word 'AMBULANCE' Always Spelt 'ECNALUBMA' On Hospital Ambulances?bu by swiftsulex(op): 8:14am On Mar 30, 2013
sauer: As you'll observe this is a mirror image. The reason is so drivers in front of such ambulances can immediately see the correct word "AMBULANCE" when they look in their mirror and then make way for it. As you know, it's urgent these ambulances quickly get to their destination.
WeLl its sounds logical
Nairaland GeneralWhy Is The Word 'AMBULANCE' Always Spelt 'ECNALUBMA' On Hospital Ambulances?bu by swiftsulex(op): 8:05am On Mar 30, 2013
Hi Folks
I have seen a lot of ambulances in town and all the time the name ambulance is written as ecnalubma which keeps me wondering all the time. Pls is there any explanation for this?
SportsEgyptian Ref That Officiated Nig Vs Zambia Match Sent Home by swiftsulex(op): 6:52am On Jan 28, 2013
SportsRe: Brazilian Prostitutes Learning English Ahead Of 2014 FIFA World Cup by swiftsulex(op): 9:50am On Jan 27, 2013
Serious business.lol
SportsBrazilian Prostitutes Learning English Ahead Of 2014 FIFA World Cup by swiftsulex(op): 11:22pm On Jan 23, 2013
n Brazil, where prostitution is legal, sex workers in the city of Belo Horizonte are preparing for the upcoming soccer World Cup next year by signing up to learn English to better communicate with visitors from abroad.

Prostitutes in one of Brazil's biggest cities are beginning to sign up for free English classes ahead of this year's Confederations Cup and the 2014 World Cup
Cida Vieira, president of the Association of Prostitutes in the city of Belo Horizonte, said Tuesday that 20 have already signed up for the courses and she expects at least 300 of the group's 4,000 members to follow suit. The association is organizing the classes and seeking volunteer teachers.
"I don't think we will have problems persuading English teachers to provide services for free," she said. "We already have several volunteer psychologists and doctors helping us."

She said classes are expected to begin in March and last up to eight months.
"It will be important for the girls who will be able to use English to let their clients know what they are charging and learn about what turns them on," Vieira said by telephone.
"And for the same reasons we are also thinking of offering free French and Italian classes," she added.
Prostitution is legal in Brazil.
Nairaland GeneralWhy Are Bankers Stingy? by swiftsulex(op): 11:15am On Dec 06, 2012
I have experienced it personally that bankers find it difficult to spend money like their counterparts In other professions.and I have heard ladies complain about them as well. So the question is, Why are bankers stingy?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Suleja-bombing-suspects-were-promised-72-virgins by swiftsulex(op): 11:11am On Dec 06, 2012
That's absolute rubbish.that's why @times u cnt really see d difference between humans and animals In terms of reasoning.
Nairaland GeneralSuleja-bombing-suspects-were-promised-72-virgins by swiftsulex(op): 9:51am On Dec 06, 2012
FamilyRe: Nagging Spouse Vs Difficult Boss by swiftsulex(op): 4:01pm On Dec 03, 2012
Its getting hot I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ here
Jokes EtcA Touching Story That Happened In China: by swiftsulex(op): 1:01pm On Nov 30, 2012
なだや羅やわマヤなた 名棚や探したい以下対する 目指し回友
人目指し差が愛する なたさるかなだ羅山な滝さやかあ な�� � やマヌらは坂花やまあ傘話 間に魚玉� ��らはがやわまぁ 花
や なたまやかあさらやわはさたなは や なたきたなよ�� � いさは早見たか あやバカにかわ鼻高� ��なわ谷中 あ 名はさな たかなあかさやなやまな たあかさなや帆な肉違い�� �耶

Really a touching story!!!

Cried after reading this...
When we get more on
the story, we'll let you guys know.
FamilyRe: Nagging Spouse Vs Difficult Boss by swiftsulex(op): 5:30pm On Nov 19, 2012
this is very tight.difficult to choose.its like being in between the devil and deep blue sea
FamilyNagging Spouse Vs Difficult Boss by swiftsulex(op): 1:00pm On Nov 19, 2012
Hey guys managing a nagging spouse is a very big head ache which the bible says that it is better to stay on the roof than to live with a nagging wife.

On the other hand working with a difficult boss is frustrating considering that you spend most of your time In the office.

Which one is better?
Nairaland GeneralIf Footballers Were To Be Named Like Movies by swiftsulex(op): 3:27pm On Nov 16, 2012
Hi folks,let's play a little interesting game.If footballers where to be named like movies...
C.ronaldo-terminator, Messi-the lion king, drogba-king
kong, walcott-fast nd furious, Giggs-the god father,
torres-seeker
COMMENT A PLAYERS NAME ND THE MOVIE HE Should b
CALLED.... LEEts GOOO..
Christianity EtcDo You Pray Before Eating? Why? by swiftsulex(op): 3:18pm On Nov 16, 2012
Whenever I start eating without praying,some peeps will draw my attention to it.So I ask do you pray before eating?if yes why? And if NO,why?
Music/RadioRe: L.A.X Ft Ice-Prince – JAYE (Video) by swiftsulex(m): 10:07am On Nov 10, 2012
Rubbish video
NEROSKY: L.A.X ft Ice Prince – JAYE
L.A.X has nailed this one like is hot again in this “JAYE” he ft Ice Prince,,,The song produced by Biano was shot somewhere in London. Director Mr Moe Musa...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc7mrrick7Y

This video is worth watching,,click the link to watch & Download
http://gidileak.com/video-l-a-x-ft-ice-prince-jaye/
Foreign AffairsWhy All The Fuss About US And Obama by swiftsulex(op): 8:09am On Nov 07, 2012
Please ♍Ɣ fellow Nigerians, Other countries also conducted elections and nobody congratulated their presidents, even our own GEJ sef ddnt get dis number of congratulatory messages. S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ why the fuss about US and Obama. Can his win affect the price of garri I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the Nigerian market.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Alcohol Consumption A Sin by swiftsulex(op): 12:54pm On Sep 09, 2012
Whats d conclusion of the matter please. The arguments have been made.whts d verdict. Is alcohol consumption a sin?yes or no
Christianity EtcRe: Is Alcohol Consumption A Sin by swiftsulex(op): 3:21pm On Sep 06, 2012
obadiah777: t-it for tat. on a side note though, you have absolutely bastardized scripture. all the verses you quoted, you have explained them all wrongly. you have miss-translated at least 5 verses to try to prove your point.
u re very funny
Christianity EtcRe: Is Alcohol Consumption A Sin by swiftsulex(op): 12:18pm On Sep 06, 2012
Obadiah 777,wht has 2 Cor 1:6 got to do with our discussion.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Alcohol Consumption A Sin by swiftsulex(op): 9:42am On Sep 05, 2012
Some people seem to have found support for taking alcohol from the scripture. The instruction of Paul to Timothy not to “drink only water but a little wine for his stomach’s sake” is seen as permission for the consumption of alcohol. Others quote Jesus as turning water into wine because he wanted people to drink alcohol.19
Any time wine is mentioned in the scripture, it is in connection with evil things. Noah was the first to drink wine and was so impossessed that he lay naked. His drunkenness became the occasion for Canaan’s anathema because his grandfather laughed at Noah (Gen. 9:20-29). The Ammonites and Moabites were descendents of Lot through his daughters. They gave him wine to stupefy him before they gained access to his privacy (Gen. 19:31-38). David used wine to make Uriah have sex with his wife during war, which was against God’s rule for all holy wars (II Sam. 11:10-22). Absalom was under the influence of alcohol when he destroyed his brother Amon (II Sam. 13:20-23).
The Hebrew word yayin is translated wine. This is what comes from grapes and is usually stored in wine skins to ferment to make it strong. Once fermented, it usually caused drunkenness because of its alcoholic content.
Hemer is another Hebrew word, which literally means foaming. This was also a fermented juice, which the Nazarites were forbidden from drinking.
The third word is tirosh which means grape juice. King James translates it as “new wine” or “sweet wine” which referred to wine that had not yet matured or fermented enough to intoxicate.
Shekhar is translated as strong drink, (Isaiah 5:11). This could be an equivalent of whiskey today. It was an intoxicating drink that was made from grape juice. The Old Testament words that refer to wine are mesek, mimsak and mezeg. All these refers to spiced wine, wine mixed with something else.
In the New Testament, two different words were used for wine. The first word is gleukos, which literally means “sweet”, from which word we get out glucose, the sugar that gives instant energy. But it is found only once in Acts 2:13 where the disciples were referred to as “those filled with new wine”, because they were acting as if they were drunk. Gleukos could therefore be a fermented wine.
But the popular word for wine in the New Testament is oinos. Oinos was the word Jesus used when he said it is not possible to put a new wine in an old wine skin.
In spite of the many references to wine in the Bible, the scripture warned against the consumption of alcohol in many places. The Bible points out that “wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging, and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise” (Proverbs 20:1). Isaiah 5:11 says “Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning, that they may follow strong drink, that they continue until night till wine inflame them”. Isaiah continues “Woe to them that are mighty to drink wine, and men of strength to mingle strong drink (5:22)”.
The scripture also warns that, “Woe unto him that giveth his neighbour drink that puttest the bottle to him, and make of him drunken also, that thou mayest look on their unclothedness. For the violence of Lebanon shall cover thee, and the violence of beast… (Hab. 2:15-17)”.
Probably we need to illustrate the sad incidence that befell a family that sold alcohol to others. He literally “puts bottle of whiskey” in peoples’ hands. That is the Kennedy family. Despite their untold riches, fame power and popularity, the Kennedy family in the United States suffered a jarring succession of tragedies. Joe Junior was killed in an air crash in World War II, one daughter was born with serious mental problems. There was the horror of assassins’ bullets that cut down Jack and Bobby Kennedy. Then the tragedy of the Chappaquiddick incidence with Ted Kennedy and the untimely death of David Kennedy from drug overdose.20 Lets look at the Kennedy background.
President Franklin Delano Roosevelt told Joseph Kennedy Sr. that the prohibition on the legal production and sales of alcohol would soon come to an end. Once again, the United States government would permit the marketing of alcohol. Joseph Kennedy Sr. bought the Haig and Haig Scotch Whiskey Company in England. By the end of the prohibition he had stored up alcohol in warehouses in the cities of United States. He had received permission to store it under the guise of medicinal purposes.21
For sometime, a good portion of Whiskey sold in the United States came from Joseph Kennedy. That was how the millions of dollar that helped later to finance the political aspiration of Jack Kennedy for the presidency was amassed. So Whiskey money bought the presidency for John Kennedy. He came about this money by multiplied millions of homes inflamed with violence, heartache, dissipation, pain and death. The family wealth was started on the road to ruins for others.23
The word of God said, “Woe unto him that giveth his neighbour drink, that puttest the bottle to him”. He said in the last portion of those verses that “violence shall cover thee” (Hab. 2:17). Didn’t this prove true with what happened to America’s most famous family?
Nevertheless, this applied not only to the Kennedy’s family but also to the bars serving bear today, to the grocery store owners selling it, the liquor stores distributing it and the breweries manufacturing them. All are under the curse of God. That is why Nigeria is fast catching up with the United States as the most violent nation in the world.
Statistics show that as far back as 1985, Americans were cutting down in their rate of alcohol intake because of the rise in the death toll and violent criminal activities that were snatching away young men before they reached the age they could decide what to do with their lives.24 Americans found that those who suffered the crime of violence were drop outs of school and employment because of excessive drinking of alcohol. It was the spirit and wine wholesalers that had to lead the campaign toward responsible drinking.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Alcohol Consumption A Sin by swiftsulex(op): 2:33pm On Sep 04, 2012
obadiah777: its stated in the Uruguay bible
I know u derive pleasure in being controversial and display of foolishness. Even if may be you dont have a religion or believe in christianity,you must not comment in every thread.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Alcohol Consumption A Sin by swiftsulex(op): 9:40am On Sep 04, 2012
Ptolomeus: The Bible says that Jesus ate greedily: sipping wine and frequented pr0stitutes.
Why would it be sin to drink?
where is this stated in the bible?
Christianity EtcRe: Is Alcohol Consumption A Sin by swiftsulex(op): 9:40am On Sep 04, 2012
can u support your this with a biblical quotation
Ptolomeus: The Bible says that Jesus ate greedily: sipping wine and frequented pr0stitutes.
Why would it be sin to drink?

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