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Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 8:17pm On Oct 21, 2015

SwagkingDope:
Went to go nd swear 2dae,it went well

Did they ask you to wear a red robe, bring 3 native chalk, 1 cockrel with no balls, 2 he-goats on heat and 1 basket of kola??

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 8:13pm On Oct 21, 2015

RobinHez:
Yeah!

I heard the uniben anthem for the first time! And I don't like it

Awards were presented to the best researchers in various fields...even saw a white lady too!

Yea...for a federal university, UNIBEN's anthem [size=90pt]SUCKS[/size]

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 8:10pm On Oct 21, 2015

RobinHez:
Hmm...I can't recollect. Will u put ur pic on dp for a few seconds lemme see if its who I think..

dont worry, amma find you tomorrow

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 8:02pm On Oct 21, 2015

TheBrokenSoul:
Seems I needa mic.

Why did you change your password initially?

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 8:00pm On Oct 21, 2015

RobinHez:
Lool...go back previous pages... Supernover describe me.

If u notice any guy in dat mood..na me

Na front u dey bah?

Yea...wetin dey wit u and ear piece?? cuz yesterday i sat with engineering students and i heard the course adviser saying something about someone with ear piece...you may have even seen me today self.., i was talking to someone at the first seat in the first roll of engineering students i wore a white with folded sleeves

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 7:54pm On Oct 21, 2015

JayBray:
wats does dt mean

Computer Sciences

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 7:43pm On Oct 21, 2015

RobinHez:
Hahahahahaha!! Goat!

LOL...guy i be they find you today o. i just they ask people whether them see any guy with [size=80pt]one yeye bb bold 2[/size]...them just they point hand left and right angry

na so you they waka?

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 7:39pm On Oct 21, 2015

TheBrokenSoul:
Lol, Swiss, make I go buy Jamb form then...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 7:33pm On Oct 21, 2015

TheBrokenSoul:
Jaybray, my kourse doesn't show on my kofa....

Your department has been removed from UNIBEN lipsrsealed

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 7:32pm On Oct 21, 2015

JayBray:
which course?

CSC

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 6:09pm On Oct 21, 2015

Ebayray:
Lol, take it easy, Bro...

Wait, u mean wen it was ur turn dy told you guys to go home!!?.. Uniben, God is watching u

Yes na..The thing pain me reach bone

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 5:23pm On Oct 21, 2015

TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY *for uniben to frustrate person...again* angry

...WOE BETARD THAT YEYE CLEARANCE OFFICER WEY GO TALK SAY MAKE WE RE-ARRANGE OUR FILES AGAIN!

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 2:46pm On Oct 21, 2015

Astro290:
hahahaha my belle oh! The stress is too stressful. Another joker! No slippers(asin no pam too?)

YES!

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 2:38pm On Oct 21, 2015

Princecalm:
the stress is no longer said, you are now passing through it

The stress is too stressful. and they said tomorrow we should WEAR ONLY SHOES OR SANDALS no slippers allowed. Can you imagine angry

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 2:29pm On Oct 21, 2015

PHUCK UNIBEN! them still nor clear me today, na when e reach my turn them say make we go house angry

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 7:49am On Oct 21, 2015

RobinHez:
Na arts student dem post to thursday o..
Me dey go ugbowo now

How far na? you wait for me. i they fry plantain

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 7:48am On Oct 21, 2015

RoastedCorn:
I have just been assigned my physical clearance date.

Thursday 22nd,October,2015.

your name came out in 2nd batch??

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 6:32am On Oct 21, 2015

Good Morning! Time to *slab* to UNIBEN...again embarassed

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 11:21pm On Oct 20, 2015

Ebayray:

Same here o!!!!! Pastor Jo!! Jo bobo!!! Barrister Joseph!!!!

WAIT...YOU KNOW HIM?? BE CAREFUL THERE BABY

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 11:04pm On Oct 20, 2015

Babice:
Aiit.....................gat 2 do oda tinz,g nyt evrybody, Ebayray,EseBosun swisscarter

Gudnyt

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 10:12pm On Oct 20, 2015

TheBrokenSoul:
Swiss, over 0.whah....? Pardon?

OV 0.5 its like a prediction...meaning the total goals in the match will be > or = 1

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 10:05pm On Oct 20, 2015

Babice:
bab-ice wil visit mat-ice 2 av som ice-cream

Sounds like Mordecai and Rigby from my favourite cartoon Regular Show

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 9:35pm On Oct 20, 2015

TheBrokenSoul:
Them no fit skore, yet them get mind koncede goal; bayarn munshit!

Correct! OV 0.5 !!

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 9:33pm On Oct 20, 2015

Princecalm:
then that means taking you there won't be a bad idea.

LOL...when ebere go order KING SIZED SPECIAL ICE CREAM you nor go know when waiter go tell you "Mr prince your bill is $5000" na ATM card you go use pay grin

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 9:31pm On Oct 20, 2015

yungEX:
During my stay in Benin I got to know d MAtice in ekenhuan a stone throw from my cousin's never went in tho. So I know road

#BUMMER

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 9:30pm On Oct 20, 2015

Ebayray:
Wow really?!!

You know one thing that amazes me 2nite, I haven't seen or heard guys eating /care bout ice cream.
When did guys start caring bout petty things...
Is d world coming to an end?!!!

END TIME THINGS! GBAGAN!

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 9:25pm On Oct 20, 2015

RobinHez:
Yes na...

Na the hand e dey ask after

Ma bring knife take cut the hand give am. since na dat 1 e they ask for

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 9:24pm On Oct 20, 2015

yungEX:
For my baby cousin

I go show you road..but you go find me small thing cool

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 9:22pm On Oct 20, 2015

Ebayray:
Lol, me too. I hate anything chocolate flavor xcept chocolate cake n chocolate itself!!!!

I only like vanilla n strawberry flavor.... Banana, me don't like banana Flav..

OH i forgot strawberry too..but it gives me a runny stomach embarassed

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 9:12pm On Oct 20, 2015

RobinHez:
Chai! English iyaf suffer o

LOOOOL...leave am naw..he they ask AFTER her hand

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 9:10pm On Oct 20, 2015

yungEX:
How much abeg cos I plan to buy for someone

4 ur babe? or 4 d clearance officer??

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