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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 11:34am On Mar 02, 2022
The end of Chelsea as we know it. Back to the trenches modafuckers.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 8:03pm On Jun 22, 2021
Cc SkimpleD send a message
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 11:45am On Jan 09, 2021
Smellymouth:
These two clowns have been a more successful signing than any Arsenal player in the last decade with that your gayner logic..

Gayners and shekpites have the same mentality..
I can feel your sweet tears from here grin grin. Pepe has won more trophies than United and Bruno since he came to England. Should I give you tissue cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 10:55am On Jan 09, 2021
Excluding penalties all competition

Pepe: 23 G/A in 41 starts
Bruno Fernandes: 29 G/A in 43 starts

Pepe.. Fa cup trophy delivered

Bruno.... Disgraced in 3 straight semi final and 0 trophy.

Ggmumu and Republic of scummies cheesy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 11:07am On Jan 08, 2021
Expert17:
smiley smiley
The one and only wikipedia analyst grin. Happy new year bro
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 10:50am On Jan 08, 2021
sod09:
Thunder will still fire you guy, you see the disaterclass pepe is dishing us
let me finish with those scummies first cheesy cheesy
I don't know any player called Pepe. What club does he play for?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 10:45am On Jan 08, 2021
Cc Skimpledawg

Drop your account details in an empty thread and tag me.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 10:37am On Jan 08, 2021
sod09:
Dimwit
The auba that danced galala in OT this season grin
I was there grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 8:52pm On Jun 04, 2020
pamcode:
Look at this shameless Assnal fan.
LMAO. Thunder fire Abramovich for letting a tin pot club like Chelsea gain relevance.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 8:16pm On Jun 04, 2020
pamcode:
A very interesting piece on Ruud Gulit on his time at Chelsea. It seems the player Manager style is almost extinct in top football.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/52904670
Really really interesting and lovely. I love how he called Chelsea a small club.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 8:04pm On Jun 04, 2020
Godx:
it's already an over kill with youth players for your club. You will have Werner, Ziyech,Tammy,Pulisic, Mount and Odoi. That's too much youth.
You left out too much mediocrity .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 7:30pm On Jun 04, 2020
Griffon:
No jokes.
Wrong move for Werner if true. Given the Euros is now next year ,it would actually make sense for Werner to stay put at Red bull for another year and cement his place as Germany’s starting striker for that tournament

Big risk if he comes to the premier league, struggles to adapt and losses his place for Germany.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 11:03am On Jun 04, 2020
Godx:
Man you don't live in Nigeria so keep shut and keep your insanity plea to yourself. People who attended University in this country knows what I am talking about. Here is someone chat with a lady on Twitter to further butress my point.
Leave people here to be forming clout and woke culture when they know how Nigeria girls and ladies in general think.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 10:43am On Jun 04, 2020
olabode89:
[s] Dude! You need to be re-educated about rape.

Rape is a sexual assault that involves sexual intercourse or other forms of sexual penetration without a person's consent. Pay attention to the bolded phrases/word.

Rape victims mostimes, do not fight back because of fear that they could be killed or gravely harmed. Also people react to situations differently. Some rape victims either phase out or are just so shocked that they can't move. Others are weak and cannot fight off a sexually aroused, excited and adrenaline fuelled man. A few of the victims out of fear and wanting the ordeal to end, decides to phase out and let the rapist have his way.

Do not underrate the strength differential between an average full grown man to that of a woman. For example there is a reason why no woman have been able to run a 100m sprint in less than 10.49 seconds and why most sports are separated into categories based on gender.

You are also sounding like those guys that force their way with women thinking thay she's "forming" or "proving difficult", if true then you are a RAPIST! [/s]
Guy stop typing rubbish. That is not the legal definition of rape and all those parts about phasing out and being too weak to fight back are straight up bollocks.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 6:15pm On Jun 02, 2020
Oasis007:
grin

I do spy on it once in a while, obviously the Thread seems swissh off. I'll rather advise it's sod for nothing.
Werey cheesy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 1:48pm On Jun 02, 2020
spillo1:
With Pogba and Bruno back and the recent form of Fred, Mctom, Rashford and martial before the break our squad is not far off from Liverpool and Man City. If we could add a better left winger to the squad this coming transfer window then we should be on par with both. Next season is going to be fun.
Even if Manure sign Neymar and Messi, they will still be useless cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 9:29pm On Jun 01, 2020
Godx:
Wtf.. Jesus. Shot the damn stupid dog. somebody leg is being viciously bitten the stupid cop is saying lie down don't move and pointing a taser at the woman. These people are mad
The other cops didn't even do anything to help. One was just standing like a Shekpite doing nothing and the other was telling someone that his leg was being bitten not to move LOL.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 1:56pm On May 31, 2020
Kimbeast:
I am a huge supporter of the 2nd amendment because of the lack of police where I previously stayed. I had my house broken into and after calling 911 the response time was gauged in hours. Now I own a S&W just in case.
The government is not even supposed to regulate the kind of guns we should own.
A Shekpite blood is always hot cheesy cheesy . My nigga is prepared for any modafucka wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 1:53pm On May 31, 2020
Unlimited22:
Lol. Only one London club has won the UCL.

We're ahead of the pack, mate cool
You are still one of the most smallest club in London. Pipe down
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 9:23am On May 30, 2020
Godx:
Sometimes even being at your house and peacefully sleeping can get you killed.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/21/us/fbi-louisville-shooting.html
A gang of cops break into your home , murder your girlfriend, and then charge you with attempted murder of a police officer. Mad oooh cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Swissh: 5:26pm On May 25, 2020
Surprised Fabregas isn't here and Damn Walcott shocked shocked

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 5:02pm On May 25, 2020
Amoto94:
Swissh come and see something

https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/24/ashley-cole-reveals-how-arsenals-collapse-convinced-join-chelsea-12750002/
Ashley Cole is a cockroach. He left because Russian money was offering him £90,000 a week contract. All these Shalayes are for the Devil.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 4:01pm On May 25, 2020
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Swissh: 2:11pm On May 23, 2020
iamoyindamola:
*Top 10 Richest Footballers in 2020*
1. Faqih Bolkiah £20 billion (Leiceister City, 21 years)
2. Cristiano Ronaldo £ 460 Million( Juventus, 35 years)
3. Lionel Messi £400 Million ( Barcelona, 32 years)
4. Zlatan Ibrahimovic £190 Million( Ac Millan, 38 year)
5. Neymar da Silva Santos Junior £185 Million ( PSG, 28 years)
6. Wayne Rooney £160 Million ( Derby Country, 34 years)
7. Gareth Bale £125 Million ( Real Madrid, 30 years )
8. Andres Iniesta £120 Million ( Vissel Kobe, 35 years )
9. Eden Hazard £100 Million ( Real Madrid, 29 years)
10. Paul Pogba £85 Million (Manchester United , 27 years) Copied



Number 1 touch my body and soul embarassed
Flamini has a net worth of $14billion.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 12:21pm On May 20, 2020
Godx:
“I don’t have to promise anything to anybody, only to myself in terms of working hard and giving everything, and that’s what I’ve always done since I started playing football. The fans have the right to be annoyed, we respect that, but they must be conscious of the fact they know nothing about football . I like tennis and basketball, I have played both since I was a kid, and I get angry when my team loses, but I would never offer tactical advice because I have no idea about it. It’s a general problem, fans of every team should understand that.”

Correct or wrong?
Go to a viewing centre and you will know the average football fan knows nothing. There are some of them on this thread as well but I don't agree entirely with his comment.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 5:59pm On May 19, 2020
Another round of gbas gbas gbos. We are ready

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 4:08pm On May 19, 2020
A40:
Lool you are yarnin Okoto meow my gee.

Any neutral non biased mind can see from the sheer volume of likes on my posts that I was right. Raumdeuter didn't architect anything. That was pure banter thread. You came with personal information and other inspector Bediako moves forming Interpol.

Let's bring out his posts and compare them side by side with yours. Let's see who's lying and who is telling the truth.

I didn't make a single post on that thread. Wetin concern me? I had no dog in the fight so whatchu talking bout Willis?

I only attacked you recently for your silly moves and penchant for sticking your nose in other people's business. Stop lying through your teeth. You're 40+

You played a bigger role in Coogar's exit than everyone on this Chelsea thread combined, the own it and miss me with that megedefegede. You even claimed it was the happiest day of your life
It's a lie shocked shocked

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 3:16pm On May 19, 2020
[quote author=thorrvik55 post=89724562][/quote]Always be grateful to Russian money . This is your club before Abrahimovic cheesy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 12:56pm On May 19, 2020
Kholiwe:
Warn the poverty stricken house boy.
I don't blame him - he was born with his testïcles floating in his brain. His head is screwëd up. He spent 12 years to complete his primary school. his wits run slower than the revolution of the earth.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 10:31am On May 19, 2020
Kholiwe:
Trash


Who is this nigga and why are you so pained? Why Is this overgrown bald baby whining like a bïtch in my mentions. you are not a man - you should donate your testiclës, you useless Hilly-billy.

fück outta here!!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 9:22am On May 19, 2020
Kholiwe:
Shut the F.uck up demented pig. Your family and that bald head of yours is dysfunctional.
Babe calm down.

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