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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 6:44pm On Apr 30, 2020
thorrvik55:
I don't have time too. Let me quickly drop this
Rubbish. You are a joke
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 5:26pm On Apr 30, 2020
thorrvik55:
Even dat one dey used to Swissh on/off, it is a Chelsea ex-player dat would never affiliate himself with anything Arsenal he'll want to use to drag a Chelsea great..

Shey Arsenal self no get midfielders?? grin grin
I don't have your time so I will just drop this.

Swissh:
If we look at peak form fabregas has the best attacking stats of any midfielder in the league. 15goals and 13assist in 27 league games in 2010. Bring your albino stats cheesy cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 5:23pm On Apr 30, 2020
Melvyn11:
K
Thorvik is a disgrace.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 2:49pm On Apr 30, 2020
Melvyn11:
Your Lampard best season has been dissected and he has been shown to be nothing more than a penalty merchant. 22 league goals with 10 awoof penalties.
Look for somebody else who judge midfielders by amount of goals scored I have told you several times.
Very overrated season Chelsea fans will not stop disturbing us with. Fabregas that same season dropped 12goals with 15assist in just 27 matches. Yeye lampard.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 1:49pm On Apr 30, 2020
grin Expert17 come and see something. it doesn't mean your Albino fraud is not overrated.



Lampard league goals minus penalties the same number of seasons ibi.me wrote which is 7.



2003 to 2010 = 65 league goals

Your Albino Scholes

1998 to 2005 = 61 league goals.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 1:10pm On Apr 30, 2020
Melvyn11:
I have no business with the other goals he was scoring in the fa cup against Preston and the other yeye teams. League + champions league goals for lampard 2009/2010 = 23goals out of which 10 were Awoof pks. He scored only 13 goals from open play from champions league and league matches combined so nothing extraordinary there. Kdb already has 9 goals in league + champions league combined this season. Lampard is nothing but a pk merchant.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 12:43pm On Apr 30, 2020
Godx:
How can some people be shitting on Terry and Ferdinand and then go ahead to list Ramos that is wreckless, commit fouls, always out of position, makes mistakes weekly and with 25 red cards in his career as a great defender. That's an Error i repeat. Judging Ramos by his defensive ability he is a wack defender and a clown.
Just look at some of the amount of league goals conceded by Madrid for some seasons.


2018-19: 46

2017-18: 44

2016-17: 41

2015-16: 34

2014-15: 38

2013-14: 38

Madrid has averaged 40 conceded goals per season for the last 6 seasons.
No wonder they can't win league titles

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 12:27pm On Apr 30, 2020
Melvyn11:
How won't he score goals at Chelsea when he takes all the Penalties. We have already dissected his best goalscoring season and it was all awoof penalties. Bring lampard season by season tally minus the awoof penalties you will see they were ordinary.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 6:42am On Apr 30, 2020
Godx:
Ramos makes comical errors almost weekly. If he was playing in the Primer league and was English he would have been insulted and ridiculed weekly for his school boy defending plus errors and getting sent off. The same people who are shitting on Ferdinand and Terry are the same ones calling Ramos a great defender, that's an ERROR in my book. Sergio Ramos that gets demolished weekly in la liga. He is a wack defender.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 8:53pm On Apr 29, 2020
Godx:
Their is nothing great about Ramos defensive ability. His accolades has made him more glorified than his actual ability as spillo pointed out before. Judging Ramos purely on his defensive ability he is wack and not better off than David Luiz or any other error prone defender out there. Most carded player in the history of la liga, Real Madrid, El classico ,Spainish national team, Champions league and the entire of Europe's major leagues. You can't be shitting on other defenders and go ahead to name Ramos as a great defender. That's an Error.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 12:49pm On Apr 29, 2020
Ogiandplantain:
Please help me out, I don't want the cold weather of London to affect my deteriorating health

Lest I forget, I don't do pay as you go only esteemos
You clearly screenshot the pic from his profile. You couldn't even crop it properly. Why will Nihilist have to screenshot his own pic from his nairaland profile? Nairaland suppose get age restrictions.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 7:53am On Apr 29, 2020
Godx:
The only thing he did constantly was commiting fouls, accumulating yellow cards, getting sent off and constant ass whopping from Barcelona. Most carded player in la liga, champions league,El calssico and Spain national team.
Sergio Ramos defensively is a clown and a wack defender.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 7:32pm On Apr 28, 2020
I very much preferred the Puyol and Ramos dragging. Spillo1 come and drop more about them using Phil Jones, eph12 greatest player as reference grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 7:28pm On Apr 28, 2020
izzou:
[color=royalblue] Nope
grin[/color]
I thought as much.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 6:59pm On Apr 28, 2020
Am I the only one seeing Ibime and ibeme?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 3:23pm On Apr 28, 2020
spillo1:
LMFAO.....Ramos, Puyol are descent defenders at best with poor positioning ability that's why they are caught out of positions regularly and always lunging into tackles recklessly. Some of their defensive mishaps would have Phil Jones shaking his head. But I actually like Ramos.
As Defenders i dont consider them as good as their trophy cabinet might say.
However as players, captains and what they bring to their various teams they make up for their faults as defenders.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 3:11pm On Apr 28, 2020
Skimpledawg:
Swissh and melvyn have you seen this?


grin
Lol Egbon Skimpled what do you want me to do? Even "Ole on the wheel" Ephraim useless coach has a better head to head record than Guardiola. If you want to ridicule the chewing gum merchant bring something better than head to head biko.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 3:07pm On Apr 28, 2020
When is Daddy Airmark coming back from his ban grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 12:12pm On Apr 28, 2020
eph12:
Welcome cheesy
I heard the doctors in Kano are running from malaria, headache and lassa patients. What's the update?
I will get back to you

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 12:04pm On Apr 28, 2020
Expert17:
Swissh where you know Ephraim from??

grin
I wash my hand from Ephraim matter since Sunday. He is all yours bro

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 8:24pm On Apr 27, 2020
odizeey:
No be country wen serious be this? World is slowly leaving us. I pity young people who are still trying to get into this govt to chop. With the rate we are going, there will be nothing left to chop .
Bro as long as Nigeria has oil the money will always flow in.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 8:21pm On Apr 27, 2020
I still remembered when Di Maria ended puyol career during an El classico. Puyol wanted to turn to left and right at the same time. cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 12:43pm On Apr 27, 2020
Ibeme:
Correlation does not imply causation and certainly not enough to warrant even being nominated for PFA. He does not even deserve top 10. This is just Liverpool/British media agenda finding common ground to overpromote a slightly above average player.

We could argue that Fabinho and Adrian's poor form, coupled with Joe Gomez injury is more of a causative factor for their short blip.
I won't even put Jordan Henderson amongst the top 7
important players in his own team. The front three ,Van dijk, the two fullbacks and Allison. He's not even the best player in Liverpool, let alone the premier league.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 12:38pm On Apr 27, 2020
OJURONGBE1:
He's my favorite too but deluded Daily mail said Liverpool's Henderson is the top choice .
Jordan fuc.king Henderson.

*shakes head in disbelief*

Once those journalists builds the narrative, train is hard to stop.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 9:25pm On Apr 26, 2020
OJURONGBE1:
If the PFA Awards were to hold in England today as expected before the pandemic ruin our football ,who would make your best X1 and who among Jamie Vardy ,Sadio Mane and Kevin Debruyne would pick for the ultimate prize ?
No contest Kelvin Debruyne.

8 goals + 16 assists with the most chances created in Europe top 5 leagues. He was only 5 assists from breaking Igwe Henry assists record.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh:
izzou:
[color=royalblue]Okay, it is Lassa fever and Malaria

I apologize grin[/color]
No,it's Covid_19 and izzu Flu

The apologies are all mine.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 7:08pm On Apr 26, 2020
Why will you need to see an official statement when our nairaland experts like Izzou already told us it's coronavirus. Any death in Nigeria at this moment is covid_19 because we haven't been facing other illness that kills us and neither have people been dying before Coronavirus came to Nigeria.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 6:53pm On Apr 26, 2020
Godx:
Somebody simply brought figures to buttress his point on the impact of lassa fever before coronavirus and you turned it into Lassa fever kills more than covid-19. You guys are something else.
Lmao he is definitely a scummy. You can see the similarities between him, Ephraim and odizey on how they think. Especially odizey, I always knew he was daft but not to this extent. I pity those Okada men under his leadership.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 6:48pm On Apr 26, 2020
izzou:
[color=royalblue] If this doesn't mean more, I apologize and will ask for a refund from my secondary school[/color]
Oluwa ni. There is nothing Skimpled won't see on nairaland. I don't remember sending you a WhatsApp message telling you that my post is a comparism between Lassa and Covid. You better control that head of yours.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 3:08pm On Apr 26, 2020
mattfeuter:
Januzaj hype
One scummy even said he was the best 18yrs old he has ever seen cheesy cheesy. Scummies will always scum grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 12:50pm On Apr 26, 2020
Swissh:
cheesy cheesy cheesy

Everything is in order for Ganduje 15billion loan from federal government to arrive now. Nigeria politicians are very smart wink
Infact scratch this Godx. Ganduje actually came out and said the rumours of Kano mass death relating to coronavirus are all lies.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 12:44pm On Apr 26, 2020
Godx:
I swear very smart. The recent Kano media exposure will definitely push it.
I won't be surprised if we hear more audio deaths from kano for the next few days and their is also an issue of the fake vaccines they are producing .

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