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Must I repeat ma sef b4 u grab ma point? |
Must u answer a question with a question? |
Wat does diz place luk like to u? |
And wat has kola got to do wit diz? |
I wish I cud see u right now, I wud av beaten stress out of u, cos u ought to be responsible for her where about now u'r actin like u don't know watzup, Go find her *~*Jor*~* cos I'm missing her plenty Kola |
Happy |
Kunbee the queen and pat my love, |
Parri |
Kola's wifey, Queen kunbee, Oh lord bring her back |
kola oloye:Yea, Missed u for real, I'm doing jez good, Wish everybody cud get back so we cud hav our fun mcnepow:Wat ginger ar u talkin abt, Don't even vex me cos I can ban u from diz thread Oº°˚˚˚°ºoOº°˚˚˚°ºo , In fact, u'r banned, |
INK we cud stil croz path, Oh my gudness, •♡•♏ȋ̝̊̅§§•♡• U more |
Ma friday fins and ma stuffs + chi-baby, |
I started diz thread and here is ma finally decision, No more post, Don't dare me cos ama flog flog Ɣ♡̷̴̬̩̃̊u , |
Are u guys tryin to toast ech oda ni? |
Kilodeeeeeee, una b God ni? It happened only in movies *~*Jor*~* U nose no longer perciv smells |
Sorry, dat ain't gonna happen cos I gat jamace on point, Jamace I •♡•♏ȋ̝̊̅§§•♡• U |
A n 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach front villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand gently on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll sleep with her again, I don laffº°˚º≈mistakenly º°˚º≈Slap º˚≈my Father InLawº°˚ ˚°º≈=)) =)) =)), Mogbe!. |
@jamace U gat me smiling like a new born kid, |
Bite †ђξ hell out of ya skin, So u also can luk like an international mad , U'r used to replace the death of WH, |
Ok, |
Av bin arnd, just hook up wif sum stuffs, But thank God it turned out positive sha, I feel honored to knw u •♡•♏ȋ̝̊̅§§•♡• Me, Where's S.L and my candy |
Any settings for MTN? |
sowwie me, parisienne, emo [quote][/quote]Extremly Wrong, sowwie |
Wat goin on hia? |
Sowwie Nxt sau or emo |
Fight karate with dem + holy ghost fire burn dem all, Lol †ђξ world no long exist, |
Amigoz, roki, sexy.L,candy, and U |
@candy, Here I cum, av missed u so much dearie @Roki, I bet u don't miss me a bit, |
Amigoz |
Amigoz |
Wat I saw was absulote nofin to be intapreted |
Me me me mEeeeee |