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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower : What Is Happening To November Stipend? by Swizbank: 8:56pm On Dec 11, 2017
BankeSmalls:
They used the money to pay for PDP convention.
Lol. No nah. It can't be. PDP is an enemy to them nah
Jobs/Vacancies / Npower : What Is Happening To November Stipend? by Swizbank: 8:51pm On Dec 11, 2017
Please what is happening to November Stipend of Npower Volunteers. Today is 11th already. We have not seen nov show. Please what is happening?
Has any one been paid? Please indicate with state.
Cc: npowerng
Seun, mynd44, lalasticlala
Webmasters / Re: Please How Do I Get These Things? by Swizbank: 12:31pm On Dec 04, 2017
OneKinGuy:
Getting application should be no problem. All you have to do is to use playstore.If there is no playstore, download frim other sites like apkpure.com, apkmirror.com, apkfun.com

As for the APN stuff, how do u want someone to epp u when u haven't told us the network u use

Thanks sir. The network I mtn.

Pplease, do playstore apps work on windows 10. I said d tab is windows, I think play store is just android apps.?
Webmasters / Re: Please How Do I Get These Things? by Swizbank: 12:28pm On Dec 03, 2017
No help is coming
Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Swizbank: 11:38am On Dec 03, 2017
Please help me. My SPEEDSTAR TAB from NPOWER is windows 10. Getting applications is a problem.

I need so many apps eg:
Xender
Dictionary (English and medical)
And other basic apps

Secondly, am trying to setup the APN to browse with the free monthly 750MB, but I not have succeeded.

Pls webmasters I need assistance.
Webmasters / Please How Do I Get These Things? by Swizbank: 11:36am On Dec 03, 2017
Please help me. My SPEEDSTAR TAB from NPOWER is windows 10. Getting applications is a problem.

I need so many apps eg:
Xender
Dictionary (English and medical)
And other basic apps

Secondly, am trying to setup the APN to browse with the free monthly 750MB, but I not have succeeded.

Pls webmasters I need assistance.
Phones / Please Help: How Do I Get This? by Swizbank: 11:29pm On Dec 02, 2017
Please help me. My SPEEDSTAR TAB from NPOWER is windows 10. Getting applications is a problem.
I need apps like:
Xender
Dictionary (English and medical)
And other basic apps

Secondly, am trying to setup the APN to browse with the free monthly 750MB, but I have succeeded.

Pls webmasters I need assistance.
Politics / Re: PDP Please Give Us A Younger Vibrant Candidate, Please!!! by Swizbank: 7:11am On Nov 28, 2017
SalamRushdie:

I beg you pardon Buhari has never done well for NIGERIA
We are saying the same thing in a different way sir.
Politics / PDP Please Give Us A Younger Vibrant Candidate, Please!!! by Swizbank: 7:06am On Nov 28, 2017
After reading a particular post on NL, titled Nigerians are the dumbest people on earth, I was caught to heart.


https://www.nairaland.com/4201639/nigerians-dumbest-organisms-planet-whole

The OP is very correct. Since its only PDP and APC are supposedly the only two national parties, I am appealing to PDP to please send us a new name, a new face and a younger presidential candidate. Buhari has done well. He is due for rest. But we need a brand new face to send him in the long-overdue sabbatical.

PDP please!!!!!!!
Politics / Re: As President Buhari Departs South East by Swizbank: 7:19pm On Nov 19, 2017
Thanks my brother. I don't really know what to say again. God help us. But am really disheartened cos of Nigerias situation.
Bobby808:
Sometimes and most cases I am always happy for the fact that I am a senior citizen, meaning I am of age. In other words, I have fewer years to live than the ten, fifteen, twenty, thirty, fourty year age Nigerian. This means that this hopeless country call Nigeria will continue to go down as stark illiterates and senseless people like Buhari is allowed to rule. As at today Buhari is empty in every aspect yet people are still ready to vote for him. Imagine this latest election in Anambra, people are still voting for apc, a party that has destroyed every thing. The Nigerian Army under Buhari invaded Kanu's compound, fired several shot, and denied. If the Judges Buhari invaded had died, this apc government would have denied. Yet people are still voting for this party. Are we really not normal or cursed? According to you, this is a country with many professors, many more bright brains yet we still prefer this dunce and empty stone brain man call Buhari. One, he a Fulani man whose thinking is only for his own people. They are the ONLY lovers of themseves in this world. Two, Buhari is the worst tribalistic man on earth. He is the only president who openly undermind others.Imagine the Ibo are still voting for apc, indrectly voting for Buhari. Na them sabu sha.
Politics / Re: As President Buhari Departs South East by Swizbank: 10:08am On Nov 19, 2017
The person that wrote this is a compound e-diot. Anyway I believe its part of the game of politics. He is pitching his tent where he eats from. But for one to deceive himself is unfathomable.

Sometimes I wonder how we arrived to this level. Nigeria filled with scholars and geniuses, is being led by an illiterate ethno-religious bigot. I keep wondering the essence of wasting years in the university if someone like Buhari is commanding herds of professors and SANs.

It is a pity Nigerians, its spiteful. Shame on us all nigerians!

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Health / Re: Blood In Semen, Please Help by Swizbank: 10:36pm On Nov 16, 2017
Blood in semen is tumor, until proven otherwise.

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Politics / Buhari Visit: Obi Of Onitsha Releases Message by Swizbank: 10:04pm On Nov 16, 2017
BUHARI AND HIS APC SHOULD RESPECT THE OBI OF ONITSHA FOR NOT BEEN A SYCOPHANT LIKE EBONYI COUNCIL OF ELDERS.

"So I just finished reading the press statement issued by APC,Anambra.

In it, the party is castigating the Obi of Onitsha for failing to leave his base to meet with Buhari at the state capital. The Obi had insisted that Buhari should visit him in his palace instead.

Please note that the royal father is not refusing to meet Buhari. He is merely asking to meet him in his palace.

I don't know why any son of the soil should encourage the desecration of his own royal stool because of politics.

When Buhari visits Sokoto, he does not send for the Sultan of Sokoto. He goes to his palace to pay homage.

You don't go to Osun and send for the Oni of Ife. You seek him out to pay homage.

Not just here.

You don't go to England and send for the Queen to come and see you. Donald Trump was in Japan recently. He didn't send for the Emperor. He went to his palace to pay homage.

Royal fathers/mothers are the custodians of their domains. That is why they are universally respected.

Why should the case of the Obi of Onitsha be different? Can Buhari go to Edo and send someone to call the Oba of Benin for him? Why can't he accord same respect to a royal father of the East?

The hatred and disdain that Buhari has for that part of the country is well known. What I don't understand is why any son of the soil should egg him on. "

Aniefiok Udoabasi

Copied from Victor Attah Uyeh Awangane

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Robert Mugabe Resisting Army Pressure To Quit, Insists He's Still President by Swizbank: 12:40pm On Nov 16, 2017
There is no problem. He is free to be foolhardy. The only thing is that he not free to circumvent the consequences of his recalcitrance.

Buhari, experience is d best teacher, but not a wonderful teacher. Do not plan to learn from experience, learn from Mugabe, cos 29th may 2019 is not far.

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Webmasters / Re: 5 Destructive Things You Should Stop Doing As A Blogger by Swizbank: 12:10pm On Nov 11, 2017
FitnessDoctor:


Buy one, it will cost you just 7k to 8k... I also sold mine sometime ago and I decided to buy another one rather than apply so that it wouldn't complicate things for me.
Thanks. Can u connect me to a real source where I can buy. Scammers full ground.
Webmasters / Re: 5 Destructive Things You Should Stop Doing As A Blogger by Swizbank: 7:03am On Nov 11, 2017
Pls I need help. Experienced bloggers please help. I had AdSense but later sold it out due to school stuffs. Now I just started a fresh blog with a new email. Pls how can I apply to AdSense safely without implicating myself since my name was already in their system.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power: Urgent! Volunteers Please Come In! by Swizbank: 1:55pm On Nov 02, 2017
Npower volunteers pls
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power: Urgent! Volunteers Please Come In! by Swizbank: 1:43pm On Nov 02, 2017
Please can we comment. Nobody is talking? Please talk.
Jobs/Vacancies / N-power: Urgent! Volunteers Please Come In! by Swizbank: 1:28pm On Nov 02, 2017
Please has any npower volunteer received his/her October stipend? If yes, please indicate with your state. Thanks.

I have not seen any, myself.
Education / Re: UNN SUG President Impeached For Looting 4 Million Naira. by Swizbank: 6:38am On Oct 31, 2017
Not only you ma'am. I detest it so much.
Lalasticlala, mynd44, seun, let's condemn evil pls
chimamanda14:
I enjoy these kinds of posts!
Education / Re: UNN SUG President Impeached For Looting 4 Million Naira. by Swizbank: 4:23am On Oct 31, 2017
Paperwhite:
Too bad.EFCC nwgwaanu! Over to you guys.
Things like this make me cry. How I wish EFCC can act on this. How can a student be so heartless to his fellows. Unfortunately, it is this same people that will metamorphose into the bigger sphere of politics and the rot will continue unabated.

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Education / Re: UNN SUG President Impeached For Looting 4 Million Naira. by Swizbank: 4:16am On Oct 31, 2017
eezeribe:
lalasticlala,Mynd44

Read this open letter, you will weep for the future of Nigeria.


*OPEN LETTER TO ALL LIONS AND LIONESSES*
Fundamental greetings to all Lions and Lionesses. I welcome us all to a new session, a new beginning, a fresh cycle.

It is indeed pitiable that the newness of the session is muddled with the carryover of the inept SUG administration which we have had to put up with for this long.

I have resolved in the spirit of newness, to uncover the can of worms that our SUG President, who swore an oath of allegiance to protect our interests, has covered for so long.
For starters, I am certain that 70% of students in the den, have never seen the face of the man who they handed over the mandate to represent them and protect their interests. For the first time in the history of Student unionism, the SUG President upon victory, never thought it wise to go on an appreciation tour around hostels, neither has there been any symposium like a Congress to address the students or understand their plight. How can someone represent students who barely know him? How can he represent students who he has distanced so much and barely knows their challenges?

It turns out however, that Ezeja Joshua is in no way a Comrade, but a "Comraid" whose only goal as SUG President is to come and raid the treasury of the union, to enrich his poor family and so, has the representation of students as the least of his worries. I wonder if it is a crime to vote a young man from a hopelessly poor background to an exalted position. Hidden behind the veil of his smiling face, is a devilish monster who will stop at nothing to enrich his pocket.

The SUG gets an annual income of about 14 million naira, which should serve for payment of salaries and allowances of all members of HoR, Senate, Executives and should also cover union projects. It will shock you to know, that Ezeja Joshua (who doesn't deserve the title of Comrade), has singlehandedly in a plethora of fraudulent deceptions, successfully pulled off over 5 million naira from the union account, while tactically delaying the approval of budgets of the union. This amounts to over 35% of the whole union's budget having left the account, into the coffers of one person. It is shocking that over 8 months into an administration that should last just 12 months, the President has failed to successfully get take off grant, delivered to either the HoR, Senate or any of his executives, to run their office. Rather, in his insatiable greed, continues to eat deep into the budget. Permit me to furnish you with facts.

1. 1.4million naira was approved and signed to the SUG President for a trip, which he deceived the administration, to attend a NANS conference in Ghana alongside all his executives. Alone, he siphoned all that money, as all other executives were seen all on campus between 5th and 9th of July was the trip supposedly took place. This is without the HoR's knowledge, talk less of approval of any budget for the trip.
2. The President has fraudulently written and gotten approval for funds with fake NANS letter heads, for virtual events, conventions and pre-conventions. One was a trip to a NANS Pre-convention, for which he requested and got N440, 000 for a two-day trip to Aba. On another scam trip, he requested and got N930, 000 for an African Students Summit in Accra.
3. The President was given N500,000 to host UNN students for his father's burial. It will shock you to know, that up until now, there is no true date known to any student, when his father was buried or where the burial happened. Matter of factly, nobody knows if there was any such thing as his father's death. It is more questionable, when the President went on rampage, deceiving people, begging and borrowing for funds to bury his father, even when funds had been given to him from the union's purse.

The scriptural saying that the heart of man is evil and desperately wicked, was manifested in the SUG President who inspite of his overwhelming embezzlement of union funds, decided to connive with the administration, to impose jackets on all students. In the light of rumors that School fees will be increased and the pleas and expectations of students, that their representatives will protect their interest, the SUG President didn't just stop at doing nothing to combat the increase in fees, he decided to add N4,000 to every student's school fees, for a compulsory jacket, which will be produced and distributed by himself alone. All these, were without the notice or approval of either his executives, the Senate or HoR. It only came to light when the lid was blown by some of his close loyalists, who had come to terms with the fact that they were surrounding a monster, and decided to back off.
The HoR had then, instead of suspending the President outrightly, merely put a restraining order on the imposition of the jacket. Otherwise, we would all have resumed to see N4, 000 added every student's school fees, to the merriment of the SUG President.

Inspite of the restraining order, the President still made an attempt to even broaden the scope of production of the jackets, to cover UNN and UNEC campuses, in an attempt to drive the matter off the hands of the HoR into the Senate, whom he thought he had a sway over. Fortunately for Lions and Lionesses, true Lions were personified in Comr. Ejike Confidence (SUG President, UNEC) and the Senate President, Sen. Izuchukwu Asogwa, who valiantly fought the wickedness of an idea to a standstill.

There are still speculations all around, that the SUG President has a grand plan with the administration to increase school school fees and get a cut for himself. Beloved, from his "grandstanding" so far, isn't it plausible, that the president has accepted the offer, constituting an abuse of office and gross insubordination to the students?

So far, no good has come out of this administration, not because other executives aren't doing anything to better the welfare of Nigerian Students, but because every time an executive requests funds and the funds are released to the union's account, the President who is a compulsory signatory to the account, will insist on getting up to 40-50% of the released funds before signing. Consequently, the executives are often left stranded and unable to complete their projects.

The President in collaboration with the Director of Transport, organized themselves in a grand scheme to commercialize the union's bus when students were returning home. In one of the trips from Lagos, the bus was involved in a fatal accident that hospitalized a few persons and damaged the bus beyond recognition. They shrouded the incident in secrecy and applied for a whooping six hundred and eighty thousand naira from the union's purse, to repair the bus. This money was shared between both of them, while they carried out a shabby repair.

To cap it all up, the President has begun the commercialization of the union's mandate in secular elections and has begun parading the union's bus on different parties' campaign grounds, collecting petty funds from politicians, to the detriment of the name of our prestigious institution.

Furthermore, in a grand conspiracy with the administration, the President and his two key loyalists and collaborators, lobbied to have a trip to Sweden organized for them, all expenses paid from the union's purse. On the day of their departure, they were each given N750, 000 for a luxury trip tol Sweden, a trip that in no way benefits Nigerian Students or serves the union in no way. This N750, 000 is outside the money allocated for their flight ticket, accommodation and other expenses involved in the trip.

I bring it to the notice of the House of Representatives that while they remain in their slumber and "solidarity to the executives", the union is being raped dry every single passing day. In fact, there just might not be any money left to pay the House of Representatives or Senate, talk more of executing any union project because over 8 million naira has left the union's purse. The way things are going, this is by all means, the worst administration in the history of SUGs in UNN.

*A concerned Lion*
*Rebroadcast as received*

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Education / Re: UNN SUG President Impeached For Looting 4 Million Naira. by Swizbank: 4:13am On Oct 31, 2017
eezeribe:
Shameless and useless Nigerian youths who are more dumb and corrupt than the old politicians...
Nigerians actually 'suck' corruption and tribalism from their mothers' breasts...
They think it's to be shouting(like bitches on heat)...
"leaders of tomorrow"
"not too young to rule",etc...
I would rather vote for a 75 year old corrupt politician than a 35 year old corrupt and dumb Nigerian youth.
My brother, it is very disheartening. There is absolutely no hope. Imagine a student. Smh

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Education / Re: UNN SUG President Impeached For Looting 4 Million Naira. by Swizbank: 4:11am On Oct 31, 2017
Continued.

Education / Re: UNN SUG President Impeached For Looting 4 Million Naira. by Swizbank: 4:04am On Oct 31, 2017
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Education / UNN SUG President Impeached For Looting 4 Million Naira. by Swizbank: 4:00am On Oct 31, 2017
After few weeks of tumultous exigency , the SUG president of the University of Nigeria, Nsukka, Ezeja Joshua has been Impeached on grounds of fund misappropriation, embezzlement, Commercialization of SUG properties and general incompetence in protecting the Student's welfare. Included in the impeachment are the deputy president and the director of transport.

Politics / Re: Press Statement On The Pandemonium In Anambra State by Swizbank: 1:09pm On Oct 11, 2017
Hmm
Politics / Anambra Pandemonium, See Purported Message From NMA by Swizbank: 12:50pm On Oct 11, 2017
I saw this in a WhatsApp group. According to stories they said that pupils are being forced to get immunized against monkeypox, while some immunized persons are dead already....This news is subject to clarification.

Food / Re: What's The Name Of This In English? (photo) by Swizbank: 6:20pm On Sep 18, 2017
cosby02:
Married ladies take it for what
don't know... But I know pregnant women take and are advised to take it
Food / What's The Name Of This In English? (photo) by Swizbank: 4:52pm On Sep 18, 2017
Its called nzu in Igbo. Married ladies take it.

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