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PoliticsRe: President Buhari In His House In Daura For Sallah Celebration by Swizdoe(m): 3:33pm On Sep 10, 2016
He looks really frail despite the fact that he's not doing anything on that seat
RomanceRe: Please Help: What's The Best Response To Give To This Chick by Swizdoe(m): 3:08pm On Sep 08, 2016
RadicallyBlunt:
Ur destiny is not alright.. Its not by force to quote my post
Eewo shockedshockedshocked
CelebritiesRe: This Is What Happen When White Ladies Parties With Many Black Men (photos) by Swizdoe(m): 3:03pm On Sep 08, 2016
Player
RomanceRe: How To Know A Virgin Guy by Swizdoe(m): 2:57pm On Sep 08, 2016
Franchise21:
OP is lying ooh... grin I'm a virgin bt I'm not shy to touch a woman's body... I dress gallantly... I kiss boldly... I'm very outspoken... Finally. I can last very long on bed as I wish to cos I fit control that one...

In summary, this is fictional... a fairytale grin
gringringringrin
RomanceRe: 25 Most Expensive Divorces In History That'll Make You Sorry For The Rich by Swizdoe(m):
Oyibos turn marriage into business venture...

Make I see the woman wey wan enter Forbes list on top my head.. Na to just vex enter naija dey live there... Make interpol con arrest me for Ilorin on top marital issues
PhonesRe: Why Ladies Buy it1507 by Swizdoe(m): 2:37pm On Sep 08, 2016
The op must be one of this pros that sells rat poison in public bus...

If wetin you type fit dey sweet like this, I wonder how wetin you use your mouth talk go be...
Christianity EtcRe: Emma Ifeanyi: "Arthur Eze Will Die, A Governor In Nigeria Will Go Mad" by Swizdoe(m): 2:32pm On Sep 08, 2016
I prophesy that some people will believe this
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Tallest Man And Woman Ever In The World (photos And Videos) by Swizdoe(m): 2:21pm On Sep 08, 2016
Holywizard:
imagining how long his dick will be
They are not directly proportional to each other
FamilyRe: 25-Year-Old Mother Of 9 And Her Cute Kids (Photos) by Swizdoe(m): 12:21pm On Sep 08, 2016
canDy4eva:
[/b]BAD BELLE[b]
IS ALLOWED tongue
PoliticsRe: Watch How Patrick Obahiagbon Welcomed President Buhari At Edo APC Rally by Swizdoe(m): 2:12am On Sep 07, 2016
^^^^^ he's not even taking the corruption issue seriously.... It's all talk and do nothing.
At least economic recession has forced him to stop his world tour

It's an insult to Nigerians to call his performance below average, abysmal is the word that fits his performance
PoliticsRe: Imagine What Gov Fayose Said To The People Of Edo State by Swizdoe(m): 2:06am On Sep 07, 2016
Wetin Fayose mean by if you believe in me...
You be God nii?
FamilyRe: 25-Year-Old Mother Of 9 And Her Cute Kids (Photos) by Swizdoe(m): 2:00am On Sep 07, 2016
Mother hen
RomanceRe: Is There A Conspiracy Theory Against Black Women? by Swizdoe(m): 1:43am On Sep 07, 2016
WhitegirlonNL:
I am too pretty to be rejected.Its more of "I can afford to sympathise with anyone." (not supposed to be)
And who told you the blacks are begging for sympathy from you or anybody.. Keep on fooling yourself

If you are pretty like you said, why don't you concentrate on your loved ones instead of channeling your negative energy on the black race...

I used to think maybe all those epistles you write are borne out of curiosity or perhaps admiration but it's clear now that it's frustration... You are trying to feel good about yourself (like most dejected white girl often reason) using the black race as your conduit pipe (kolewerk)..
That’s why you foolishly think every blacks adore you like a goddess because of your pale albino skin..

My advice to you is to get busy with something tangible instead of chasing shadows
RomanceRe: #hmmmmm, Na Wa For Some Girls by Swizdoe(m): 1:29am On Sep 07, 2016
Go school, dem no go gree... Na small small boys dem go dey follow upandan...

See as she still resemble agbo seller with all the fake packaging
RomanceRe: Is There A Conspiracy Theory Against Black Women? by Swizdoe(m): 1:15am On Sep 07, 2016
WhitegirlonNL:
I am trying to see all races as equal but many black people prefer i remain a "godess"

Love is a strong word
Goddess of what?

You are suffering from chronic delusion... You must have been rejected by your own race for you to be trying to seek solace in the black race...
RomanceRe: Is There A Conspiracy Theory Against Black Women? by Swizdoe(m): 1:09am On Sep 07, 2016
WhitegirlonNL:
What exactly made me a bloody racist? You like to shy away from reality but you cant escape its torment.
That guy is right, you are nothing but a bloody racist...

If I may ask why are you obsessed with the black race or even race as a topic? .... Why are you so concerned about what the blacks think about how they are viewed by other races?

You view life from a white vs black race perspective and call that reality, like seriously.

Just come out of the closet and tell the whole world who you really are instead of all this annoying posts that makes you c*m endlessly in your small mind...
The truth is that you are even more scary than the whites you are trying so hard to paint black because it's very easy to see through your mischievous tendencies
RomanceRe: Ashawo Vs Girlfrnd by Swizdoe(m): 10:55pm On Sep 06, 2016
If you don't like ashawo "no romance" policy, then keep a friends with benefits relationship...
100% drama free and romance is included.
RomanceRe: Am In A Dilemma/confused State. I Dnt Want To Be A Baby Mama. by Swizdoe(m): 9:48pm On Sep 06, 2016
MrCork:
WOW...u want to sell baby on nairaland cozz the mama is preggnant??...U R A CRIMINAL!!!((shame)) angry
MrCork and his cocky brain gringringrin
PoliticsRe: The Metal Coffins Acquired By Masari, Katsina Governor For N120m - Jamil Mabai by Swizdoe(m): 12:41pm On Sep 06, 2016
I hope it was part of his campaign promise....

If not make dem bury am alive with one of the coffins, in order to test run it if it's durable or not....

That’s even Buhari's state... No wonder
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji’s Brother Blasted For Saying “my Gold Chain Can Pay Your Shop Rent “ by Swizdoe(m): 12:24pm On Sep 06, 2016
[] I don't blame him, I blame you and other followers following him because he's Linda ikeji's brother...

Besides it's his page, he can put whatever caption he likes under his pictures, it doesn't affect you and other people wagging their tongue in any way[/b]
PoliticsRe: Fayose: I Was Condemned For Wearing T-shirt, Zuckerberg Was Hailed By Nigerians by Swizdoe(m): 9:37am On Sep 06, 2016
ephemm:
grin grin grin
It's not the T-shirt we condemn in you, it's the kpomo cutting, ewa agoyin serving and the admiration of pears (breast) on the street. grin

Besides, u want compare urself with Mark?
That guy get sense pass U ooo
Fayose the bad guy.... Na the set of pears wey dey the lady chest he dey admire
EducationRe: SHOCKING! 5 Words Nigerians Use That Actually Don’t Exist by Swizdoe(m): 9:31am On Sep 06, 2016
Install - mentally grin
PhonesRe: Mark Zukerberg: A Better Reply To The Kenyan Vs Nigeria Matter. by Swizdoe(m): 9:26am On Sep 06, 2016
ngoben:
Blunt truth...he finished d kenyans...obama is d only fresh pson hv seen in kenya hooo
And that's because his mom is not from kenya
RomanceRe: Deleted by Swizdoe(m): 8:58pm On Sep 05, 2016
Oliviaarims:
So, most relationships really is all about having a woman that can satisfy the man's sexual urges whenever the need arises?
[b] Relationship is a broad subject.... There is a relationship between mother and daughter, father and daughter, boss and worker etc..

Now in this situation we are talking about boyfriend and girlfriend relationship and I dare say sex is the only binding factor... When a young dude and a naive girl comes together, foolishly thinking that they are going to be the 21st century version of romeo and juliet and then reality suddenly comes crashing when one party gets tired of kpanshing the other.

I'm sure at least one girl already mentioned guys demand for sex to justify their demand for money in a relationship. What does it make them if not unofficial Olosho? The poor boy is not her father.
She can go ahead and commit incest with her father instead instead of putting unnecessary burden on the young dude because he f*cks her...
That’s why I recommend Olosho, at least they are straightforward and knows what they want instead of beating around the bush.. Or better still keep a friends with benefits kinda relationship if you don't like oloshos..
N.B: Men are not the only one that have sexual urges, women do. That's why gigolos exists, stop making it look like it's a one sided affair [/b]
CelebritiesRe: Charlyboy Reads His Letter To President Buhari (video) by Swizdoe(m): 4:09pm On Sep 05, 2016
drnairalov:
A Forex love story:

N160/USD Paris is the city of love

N230/USD Gambia has beautiful scenery

N420/USD Open the window let fresh air enter sad cry
Good old times...

Buhari no try at all
RomanceRe: No Matter The Status, A Woman Can Get Jealous - Watch The Obamas (photos) by Swizdoe(m): 3:55pm On Sep 05, 2016
grin
CelebritiesRe: Wow ! See Sexy Pictures From Usain Bolt Vacation With Bae Kasi Bennett by Swizdoe(m): 3:49pm On Sep 05, 2016
That’s why I can't help but laugh when I see those 8 ways to get a girl, 10 ways to attract a woman boosit...

All you gotta do is get the paper and the rest will fall in place... Money makes hoes c*m endlessly
CelebritiesRe: Olajumoke's Husband, Sunday Orisaguna Resumes W by Swizdoe(m): 3:36pm On Sep 05, 2016
Who is Olajumoke? I have seen this picture somewhere but I can't remember
PoliticsRe: See What A Man Posted Abt Aisha Buhari & Diezani & Tell Me Why APC Is Not A Scam by Swizdoe(m): 3:25pm On Sep 05, 2016
How come Buhari could not afford presidential form back then....
Naija politicians and lies
RomanceRe: Your Girl Can't Keep On Saying No Guys (pics) by Swizdoe(m): 3:09pm On Sep 05, 2016
If a girl gets chyked by at least 3 guys everyday, then something else is involved....
Definitely not her beauty... Maybe she be animashaun

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