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RomanceRe: When Was The Last Time U Really Made Her Smile N Feel Appreciated by swtchicgurl: 11:47am On Oct 12, 2013
bizz: yes ma grin
good boy grin
Christianity EtcRe: Anti-tithe Churches by swtchicgurl: 9:06am On Oct 12, 2013
truthislight: why then are you crying for a material tithe that will not give anyone everlasting life ?



this is what that leads to eternal life and not tithe :

"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent. " (John 17:3).
...........

Stop crying for tithe. cool
Boomark: Whatever is not true is not true. That you are earning millions every day does not make tithe paying by Christians true.

He asked you a simple question, are Christians commanded to pay tithe? Just like other commandments written in the letters that Christians should observe. Is there anything like tithe paying for them?

It's a shame you both mis-understood me. I don't recieve tithe because I am not in the position to do so. I PAY TITHE, thereby honouring God's commandment. 'Nuf said.

Stay blessed friends.
Christianity EtcRe: Anti-tithe Churches by swtchicgurl: 6:11pm On Oct 11, 2013
truthislight: Sharrap !

Shameless woman.
if you dont have a job Go get a job or ask your husband to get one and be productive.

Nonsens!

*she only seem to appear on religiouse section whenever tithe is being exposed*

do you survive on tithe ?

does tithing takes one to heaven ?

Are christians commanded to pay tithe ? Answer me!

cool

*if you are married that is*

funny! i wonder how much u earn that is making tithing so difficult for you! grin

do i survive on tithe? sorry i don't. I PAY TITHE! Glory to God
cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: The Deception Of Malachi 3:10-11 "Devourer" And "Storehouse" EXPOSED by swtchicgurl: 1:13pm On Oct 11, 2013
Image123: Apart from all the rowdiness following this thread, it suffices to state that the OP's exposition so called has been an embarassment to any good Bible student. Even the truth does not deserve such rigidity of thought.

I couldn't agree more.
Christianity EtcRe: Anti-tithe Churches by swtchicgurl: 1:01pm On Oct 11, 2013
Goshen360: Why are you bothered about that? Allow the Holy Spirit to show you - it's one of the churches listed there.
I was going to avoid this thread, but this line forced me to comment! I can't believe I'm reading this from someone who claims to be a christian and so knowledgeable!

This is a very rude, proud, vain and costly statement to make! You obviously lack respect for the Holy Spirit!

Each time I read your post, you convince me more how anti-christ you are tending to!

God have mercy on your proud soul!
RomanceRe: When Was The Last Time U Really Made Her Smile N Feel Appreciated by swtchicgurl: 9:55am On Oct 11, 2013
bizz: huh huh
read between the lines grin
RomanceRe: When Was The Last Time U Really Made Her Smile N Feel Appreciated by swtchicgurl: 9:54am On Oct 11, 2013
bizz: surprise......hmmm......well u cud as well be surprised.....anyway.I don't think it hurts to have an additional friend grin grin grin
abi? additional friend indeed! grin grin grin

Flytefalls: cry cry
i'm handing over bizz to you wink grin grin
RomanceRe: When Was The Last Time U Really Made Her Smile N Feel Appreciated by swtchicgurl: 5:41pm On Oct 10, 2013
bizz: we could be friends...n probably get to know whom we r chatting with....u seem more like a nice person to me anyway.. grin
don't be too sure o! life is filled with surprises u knw grin grin grin

nancy1985: HMMM BIZZ U REALLY GETTIN BIZY
no be small thingy o! grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: The Deception Of Malachi 3:10-11 "Devourer" And "Storehouse" EXPOSED by swtchicgurl: 1:40pm On Oct 10, 2013
[quote author=fr_evangel]But at the time you post this all that Goshen had done was quote Bible. Does this not tell you something about "mainstream" teachings.
@Goshen, a friend drew my attention to this sometime last year.
There ar some many grey areas in the doctrine of tithing as taught today.
Notice that many of those who support tithing actually DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU ARE QUOTING FROM THE SAME BIBLE and actually encouraging them to study.
Christians are now afraid to study the Bible for themselves. Afraid to tell their church leaders where they missed it yet we see Paul commending the Berean church in Acts 17:11 for confirming the scriptures for themselves.[/quote]
Sarassin: I do agree with the OP and it has been well known for ages. The problems occur when you take bible verses out of context, it is very clear that Malachi 3: 8-12 is not referring to a failure to tithe, rather it is referring to greedy, thieving priests overseeing the distribution of the tithes from the storehouses and withholding choice portions for themselves of what was to be shared equally.

I should point out also that the ‘’devourer’’ (Aklm)referred to in the book of Malachi, and beloved of pastors who use it to put the frighteners on their already impoverished non-tithe paying congregants was basically a malevolent Canaanite deity reminiscent of the humble grasshopper.

why don't you just do yourselves the little favour of looking through some other threads where all these have been discussed...hopefully, you will pick up some vital information. Importantly, open your hearts to wisdom. God bless.
Science/TechnologyRe: Doctors Create Pills From Feces To Treat Gut Infections by swtchicgurl: 12:09pm On Oct 10, 2013
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Christianity EtcRe: The Deception Of Malachi 3:10-11 "Devourer" And "Storehouse" EXPOSED by swtchicgurl:
God2man: By the Grace of God, i am a member of MFM, so, Let's see what the OP will say about his church.


God2man,
I am too. smiley


Image123: methinks he needs some humility.
my thoughts exactly! i just decided not to write earlier. it's quite disturbing when an open display of ungodly confidence!


christemmbassey: so tithe collectors can nt preach this tithe fraud without issueing threats?
who made me a tithe collector and since when did Biblical truth become a threat? smh! grin
Christianity EtcRe: The Deception Of Malachi 3:10-11 "Devourer" And "Storehouse" EXPOSED by swtchicgurl: 11:03am On Oct 10, 2013
Image123: Wait for Gosh to come with the greek meaning of scorpions. Oh, don't wait.
He spends so much time reading geneologies and theologies! That's what the Bible describes as "enticing word's of man's wisdom"!

"And my speech and my preaching was not with enticing words of man's wisdom, but in demonstration of the Spirit and of power!" 1 Cor. 2:4
RomanceRe: When Was The Last Time U Really Made Her Smile N Feel Appreciated by swtchicgurl: 10:36am On Oct 10, 2013
bizz: am good...been doing chores all day.... grin
Can we talk on another means other than this page?
why? grin
Christianity EtcRe: The Deception Of Malachi 3:10-11 "Devourer" And "Storehouse" EXPOSED by swtchicgurl: 10:27am On Oct 10, 2013
GOSHEN,

This thread solidly confirms you know NOTHING (NOT A LITTLE, NOTHING) about the Word of God nor spiritual understanding.

Becareful man, the "Letter is killing you" @ Cor. 3:6 cry

Have you ever heard of spiritual devourers?! Where exactly do you make up these 'teachings' from?

I advised you to ask the Holy Spirit for help when studying the Bible and you have obviously refused.

Becareful, keep your errors to yourself, stop making other people err!

Don't stir up the consequences of turning other people from the truth.

You may not may not get the chance to reconcile with all the people you turned from the truth! Be careful!
Christianity EtcRe: Matthew 23, The Message. Let's Discuss. by swtchicgurl: 5:06pm On Oct 09, 2013
@image123 and alwaystrue,

God bless you two. May God continually increase us all. Amen.
RomanceRe: When Was The Last Time U Really Made Her Smile N Feel Appreciated by swtchicgurl: 10:03am On Oct 09, 2013
bizz: already removed it.....u have to edit urs.....how was ur day
done! check it out cheesy

i'm great, tnx, u?
Christianity EtcRe: Matthew 23, The Message. Let's Discuss. by swtchicgurl: 5:03pm On Oct 08, 2013
Tithe your INCOME! If it is agricultural produce, go ahead. If it is materials, go ahead. You don't necessarily have to convert it to money if money means so much to you. Just pay your tithe.

I challenge you, again, to pay your tithe.

About the Mosaic laws, some of them have been abolished by Christ. Others are still very very active: that includes the 10 commandements and Tithing.

Or do you also have a problem with the 10 commandments?
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Pastors Collect Tithes From The Poor, Widows And Orphans by swtchicgurl: 4:46pm On Oct 08, 2013
christemmbassey: what is the stamard of God, defrauding widows and orphans in d name of abolished tithe? I asked u a question, how many times in d year do u assist widows and orphans and d poor in comparison to monthly 'i love my pastor', after sermon-prophet offerings, seed sowing, annointing taping and keying-into scam u do every sunday for pastors. Intead of u to help these needy ppl u rob them with mal3:8-10. God will start judgement in the church in nigeria
If the few I have said still hasn't answered your queries and what you need to know now is what i do to assist people? i'm sorry you can't know that. Goodluck in your kingdom pursuit.
Christianity EtcRe: Tithes And Offerings by swtchicgurl: 4:42pm On Oct 08, 2013
Mark Miwerds: God's tithe was never anything other than agricultural. Everywhere tithes are seen in the Law, they were of food products. How do you get "you can pay tithe of anything, cash, kind of material" out of tithes of food?
If all I've said so far isn't enough for you, I'll have to just pray for you.

God bless
Christianity EtcRe: Tithes And Offerings by swtchicgurl: 4:36pm On Oct 08, 2013
Mark Miwerds: Your fruit clearly is not lining up with Scripture. You judge us to be in err because we point out that the tithe was never required in the New Testament Gentile Church, yet you have no Scripture to prove your allegations against us.
I don't have anyhting against you sir! New Testament Gentile church?
Christianity EtcRe: Tithes And Offerings by swtchicgurl: 4:34pm On Oct 08, 2013
Mark Miwerds: Verse also says "that there may be food in my house." Not money, food.

Amazing how she overlooked that important truth, eh?
did you just say overlook? have you forgotten what you read in my earlier post?

is your income food or agricultural produce?
Christianity EtcRe: Tithes And Offerings by swtchicgurl: 4:28pm On Oct 08, 2013
Zikkyy: Lol! @ the highlighted bit of the bible reference grin so let see now, the Amplified version says tithe of income and you assume it was talking about cash abi? okay, let look at Malachi in more detail, again quoting Malachi 3:10-11......

Malachi 3:11 Amplified Bible (AMP)
10 Bring all the tithes (the whole tenth of your income) into the storehouse, that there may be food in My house, and prove Me now by it, says the Lord of hosts, if I will not open the windows of heaven for you and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it.


see verse 11 grin.......

Malachi 3:11 Amplified Bible (AMP)
11
And I will rebuke the devourer [insects and plagues] for your sakes and he shall not destroy the fruits of your ground, neither shall your vine drop its fruit before the time in the field, says the Lord of hosts.


Do you see the bit highlighted blue? now what is the nature of income that can be 'devoured' by insects and diseases? is it the cash in the bank or assets/income from the capital markets/real estate e.t.c maybe its the share certificate that will be devoured. Well sorry to disappoint you, share certificate are no longer in vogue grin

I want to believe you are now convinced that tithe was always about agric produce smiley

how did you manage to miss where i said "You can pay tithe of anything, cash, kind or material" Are you saying is only limited to farmers? are you not to tithe of the income of your occupation? are you a farmer?


God bless
Christianity EtcRe: Matthew 23, The Message. Let's Discuss. by swtchicgurl: 4:22pm On Oct 08, 2013
Alwaystrue: Our prayer should be for unbelief to be removed from veiled hearts (more like uncircumcised) as God had to come in the flesh to explain His word yet veiled hearts still don't get it. 2 Cor. 3:14-17.
Amen!
Christianity EtcRe: Matthew 23, The Message. Let's Discuss. by swtchicgurl: 4:16pm On Oct 08, 2013
christemmbassey: wetin concern God with money(pastor twisted tithe) is God a trader?
christemmbassey: do u obey mal4:4? B honest, at least to urself. Cheers.
I already replied you in the other threads. But remember, God is the same, Yester, Today and Forever. His standard will not change!

akpos4uall: This one tough o. The best I can say about this question/law is that Christ came to simplify these laws which all boils than to love.
"My yoke is easy and my burden is light" - Jesus
Christianity EtcRe: Matthew 23, The Message. Let's Discuss. by swtchicgurl: 4:05pm On Oct 08, 2013
Goshen360: Again, do you BY HIS GRACE obey this commandment?
Bro Goshen, you still have an unanswered question sir,

God is not a man that He should lie and Jesus Christ is the same yesterday, today and forever! He said in Lev. 27:30, 32

"A tithe of everything from the land, whether grain from the soil or fruit from the trees, belongs to the Lord; it is holy to the Lord. 32 Every tithe of the herd and flock—every tenth animal that passes under the shepherd’s rod—will be holy to the Lord"
Are you saying God is a liar? Has His standards changed?
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Pastors Collect Tithes From The Poor, Widows And Orphans by swtchicgurl: 3:55pm On Oct 08, 2013
christemmbassey: may b u don't know, or u r very dishonest. It is open secret dat in most churches in nigeria pastor owns d church n church money. So no need to form innocent here, if anybody should b mindful of judgement, it should b d fraudsters who r so hard hearted as to also steal from d widows, poor and orphans. Church workers r nt levites, don't decieve urself, oderwise, they suppose to collect tithes from members n pay tithe of tithe to pastor, or is it what they do in ur church? Try to b honest at least to urself, how many times has ur church help d widows, poor n orphans in a year if at all in comparison to d monthly ' i love my pastor' and sunday sunday prophet offerings, keying into and taping of annointing scam etc etc . Why we call most tithe collecjors thieves and robbers is bc of d same trick u av tried to use here, pls read ur post again, u 'll see dat it has d character of ur(tithe collectors) stock in trade, intimidations, threats, twists, ambushes, and clear dishonesty. Do u know there is God? N dat he's watching us!
It does not matter how many or how much 'pastors' or 'men of God' that abuse this issue of tithing/giving, the standard of God will never change! 2 Timothy 2:19

Nevertheless the foundation of God standeth sure, having this seal, The Lord knoweth them that are his. And, let every one that nameth the name of Christ depart from iniquity.
God bless.
Christianity EtcRe: Tithes And Offerings by swtchicgurl: 3:40pm On Oct 08, 2013
Mark Miwerds: God has opened my eyes. Your worship is in vain.
You judge me? By their fruit, we shall know them. I guess the truth hurts! grin
Christianity EtcRe: Tithes And Offerings by swtchicgurl: 3:38pm On Oct 08, 2013
Zikkyy: If God did not request for tithe from salary, if he did not request for tithe from sales of goods and services (which most likely will come in the form of cash), on what authority do you make your claim that you can tithe anything?
hav eyou seen this verse of the Bibile - Malachi 3:10 (Amplified)

Will a man rob or defraud God? Yet you rob and defraud Me. But you say, In what way do we rob or defraud You? [You have withheld your] tithes and offerings.

9 You are cursed with the curse, for you are robbing Me, even this whole nation.

10 Bring all the tithes (the whole tenth of your income) into the storehouse, that there may be food in My house, and prove Me now by it, says the Lord of hosts, if I will not open the windows of heaven for you and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it.
God bless!
Forum GamesRe: Funny Name Abbreviations. by swtchicgurl: 2:35pm On Oct 08, 2013
lol
RomanceRe: When Was The Last Time U Really Made Her Smile N Feel Appreciated by swtchicgurl: 1:22pm On Oct 08, 2013
bizz: have u gotten it
yes tnx! pls edit ur post to remove my e-mail cheesy cheesy cheesy wink
RomanceRe: When Was The Last Time U Really Made Her Smile N Feel Appreciated by swtchicgurl:
bizz: thanks......do u still want it
Yes pls cheesy

nairakobo@yahoo.com

many thanks!
Christianity EtcRe: Christianity Is Irrational (10 questions) by swtchicgurl: 5:58am On Oct 08, 2013
Logicboy03: 1)We are told in that Mary got pregnant with Jesus without intercourse or an earthly father. Where does the other half of his chromosomes come from?


2)We are told that God sent his only begotten son to die for our sins. Is there a problem with forgiving sins without the death of somebody?


3)We are told that Yahweh is the God of Isreal. Why would a good God choose one set of people over another? Is there a problem speaking to other people around the world at the same time? Why must all his prophets be Jews?



4)We are told that we come from two human beings- Adam and Eve. However, science/history proves this impossible because Jews/Hebrews were far from being the first humans on earth and also, the world could not be possibly populated by 2 human beings into 7 billion given the particular space of time and incest.


5)We are told that Jesus was a peaceful man. However, Jesus scattered the merchandise of traders in the church/synagogue and chased them with whips. Such an action in any civilized country is jail time for destruction of private property and assault.


6)Paul in the bible remains one of the greatest examples for sexism. Yet, we are to believe that the bible is the word of a divine and merciful God.
(http://members.shaw.ca/tfrisen/Bbl/Sexism/Sexism.html)


7)Did Jesus really sacrifice himself? Did he really do anything for us? If I know that I am going to a place called heaven which is an everlasting paradise, why wouldnt I go and get myself crucified? I am only accepting the crucifixion for a reward- this is no sacrifice.


coolAll christian historians and scholars will agree that the bible is incomplete. Yet, we are still using the bible as divine inspiration. What if further explanations, abrogations and commandments are in those missing books of the bible? Even the translation of the bible from the original languages is not complete...some words cant be accurately translated......

9) How could Adam and Eve have grandchildren without inbreeding occurring with their children?

10)The most irrational thing that I find is that the God as described in the bible suspiciously has all the characteristics of a Jewish man in the early centuries.
-He chooses his Jewish people over others (Jewish prophets, God of isreal)
-Sexist laws (http://members.shaw.ca/tfrisen/Bbl/Sexism/Sexism.html)
-believes in sacrifice (eg Cain and abel's sacrifice, Jesus sacrifice on the cross)
-mostly supports the Jews in wars
-never mentions any ancient lands/people that jews have never been to (eg hanan, aztecs, etc)
-never mentions any technology that the jews never had access to
-never once suggested that slavery is one of the most evil things a man can do to another
-believed in the death penalty as ascribed by many Jewish laws.

All your questions have an answer: GOD IS GOD, THE ALMIGHTY, WONDERFUL, UNCHALLENGEABLE, ALL-KNOWING, ALL-WISE, UNQUESTIONABLE! HALLELUYAH!

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