ChyOmaa:

I asked bcoz it's been so long

Aww... missed you too...



how's it been?

ChyOmaa:

I see...
The way u asked made me think u were in lag..

The way you first asked of my whereabouts I'm beginning to think you want to kidnap me

ChyOmaa:
Lol, can I ever leave Lagos?
Are u in Lag?

Nah... that Lagos lifestyle is not for me, I've long made peace with that.

obiorathesubtle:



Naah.. Irritated would mean there's something wrong with me..

Anyway.. I guess I could do you from now on..
Stop by when I'm bored..

Hehehe... Do a Synzu when you're bored Nice one

ChyOmaa:

Synzu is Synzu!

Merry Christmas to u too
How has it been?
I can see u tearing some people apart here.

LOL, old habits die hard, abi?



It's been fine, I'm grateful to the sky daddy for the year. Could have been better though.. but I'm thankful all the same.


Have you left Lagos?

kimbraa:
Don't worry, you'll miss me on this forum next year. I replied you on whatsapp.

I have you on speed dial, mami

obiorathesubtle:



Even when I'm bored, I just look for something else..


Lol. Evolved.. Is that the word?

Oh, that means you're seriously irritated


mehn.. I just pulled that right out of my ass. Can't say for sure but I think it fits

ChyOmaa:
Omo see crowd

Lagmosquito, merry Christmas

kimbraa:
Who you be, my husband?. I'm just laughing at you sha.

You made "really" look like you were calling my bluff..

So I had to ask

NoFavors:
Hahaha make u just dey corner dey watch. I'm enjoying the drama

No problems, baba


Merry Christmas!

obiorathesubtle:



Udo norukwa..


Hiding? Lol.. I've lost interest in this section of nairaland.
. My mind is rejecting it all, all the things I used to enjoy..

Me too, im hardly ever here unless I'm super bored !


Your mind has evolved

BrooklynTheBully:


Mayorkun44 abi wetin dem dey call him name sef gave me 2 months yesterday for calling a faggôt a faggót...

LOL @Mayorkun44



I know he's an APC paid agent but is that why he always wants to play Devil's advocate?

Dimples129:


Oh, okay, I thought you meant since we weren't gonna be friends. It's cool... so what's your name?

Lol, Leila you really need to stop trying to decode my every move. 90% of the time I'm not up to something, just being spontaneous


I'm Munachi.

kimbraa:
Really?.

Are you saying I can't resist you?

Myndidiot:

He thinks all these bans moves us when it's very easy to create a gmail account

In those days I could create an account in a heart beat. I recall one time when I created alts just as the ban came In and at some point, I kept calling the mods to ban the new account so I can create a new one. I created close to 30 accounts that day and the funny thing is, I kept numbering them

like Synzu1 Synzu2, Synzu3 to Synzu30

edimolu:

That is a lovely picture, you would notice that only if your eyes weren't cqtaract-infested, infact that gsd gets fed than you...lol

I actually think she gets off on that picture




Biacan, I have better shirtless photos if you're looking to masturrbate to stupor tonight

Dimples129:


That's me

You crack me up arguing with home girl

See ending shots fired

Lol, I'm just bored. Can't recall the last time I did this


Shots? nah... I'm being 100. I actually didn't look twice and that's cos I didn't see the need to since we were gonna be friends.

biacan:
Who are you asking bi.tch start digging the grave of that sister of yours that died through prostitution


you can't get a life sinz......cause there is non for you so you don't belong here..... except you keep begging people like Julie that Asian lady for nudes for you to masturbate..... other wise you'll die a pervert....... SMH kiss the truth

Just look at how you're disgracing yourself

kimbraa:
Can't I view in peace again?.

Okay... but just this once

Myndidiot:

He does this to people he hates....2 of my account banned this night already

not a new thing

Hate e-people? Does he even know me aside what I type here? Anyone making permutations about a person's characteristics due to his e-persona needs to have his head examined.

edimolu:

This is some real deep shii...what an asslicker he is ... By the way, you should free that one that murders grammar at the slightest chance

I was surprised when I saw it but I just laughed over it and logged out. I wonder what he has against me when I have nothing against him.



I just dey use am catch fun till sleep come

biacan:
Sinz go back to the slum where you belong.....smh

I belong to a slum yet I'm the one who's more refined and polished than you ever will be? When did the world start turning anti-clockwise?


You can't get a job, Bianca. Not with this gutter grammar you keep polluting Nairaland with. Now, except you wanna keep begging people like Piiko money, you have to invest in yourself and grow some value otherwise, you will die wretched and that's a fact!

Kimbraa

biacan:
And someone need to get a pastor to bring back your dead sister to life to see what you've been up to ever since she left you in the hands of that olosho called your mum

What dead sister? The one you plan on dealing with??


Why speak from two sides of the mouth? Pick a hustle and stick to it you stark illiterate!

Dimples129:


That's what I was gonna ask!!?

I know just 1, Leila or Sira... something like that. Can't really recall your name. I guess I never felt I would need to remember

biacan:
Nah you should thank that olosho that gave birth to you for saving you a natural disaster which is about to come your way sinz stfu and listen bi.tch born by mistake

OLODO

NoFavors:
That got me like...

Do you know how to set up a GoFundMe account?

Someone has to start a campaign to help send Biacan back to school, bruh.

Dimples129:


As in

That describes me pretty well in all areas

LOL, it's one thing I admire you, that sarcasm, I've never seen that in a Somali. Hell, how many somali's do I know?

Mariinee:
When people type LOL, it's usually because they aren't laughing or the laughter is forced.

LOL

falconey:


That meme plus the emboldened is the definition of perfection. I couldn't control my laughter.

My brother, laugh all you want jare


Biacan na forumwide mumu

biacan:
As long as you comprehend what I'm trying to say bi.tch you a fan....... sinz why can't you fix up your life and go back to where you vent out from....... you can go back to being useless...... I pray the soul of your late sister rest in peace..... if not she'll be the next victim........ this is what happens when a prostitute fail groom her son

TF are you even saying?

How exactly will the soul of my "late sister" be the next victim when she's supposedly dead?? Do you even read the codswallop that your empty skull cajoles you to type? Such a dumb kid would have been exchanged for a tin of snuff during the war. Go thank God the war is over and pray another one doesn't start.

Martin0:


O boy na wa for u ooo this ur pics jus dey make me laugh oo

My brother, Biacan grammar wan make the tin go skkrrrrrr......