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MayorSchwags: kai

What? Are tyre from were you went to sell fear water?

surveyProf: Tabawa, bansir, yadda na' alkawari yau?

Alkawarin mene bawan Allah?

MayorSchwags: kai

Yaya dai?

Shugamania: Get extra chilled coke for d gen

Sorry my friend today I go to my Anti house in bakin tasha.

VanTee20: Just poor water on the gen. Eat we wake up

Ishhhhhhhjh

Nepa just carry light and our gen repuse to wake up

dominique: God help us in this country



Me sef dey wonda. Tabawababy com tell us

Is that black thin dart Yoruba womens use to sail in
the market dart is doing like soap if ΰ foot it inside
water. It use to kill missiles and order body rashes
two.

Shugamania: Awww..
What bothers our sweet Tabauer?

I here bat braking news that a man was crush two dead by a telecome math in Lagos. So sat wallahi.

Dyt: NL is Nairaland

And why are u sad?
Danliti hurt u?
Cmon, talk to me

Dyt: Tabawababy
Ow did u come abt NL?

Who is NL?

inurmind: Whaowl! gud four you den.
Bye thee ways tabawa, why donts you comet hon order tropics? It woulda incraze ya papilarity.

No I am sat today I receive bat news.

Shugamania: i will like to b there too o.
Danliti's a lucky man

Thank deer

Dyt: Wen u are doin ur marry, I want to come

Ok my friend

Shugamania: Black soap?
Ose dudu.

Yes my friend both nut Dudu Osun.

Shugamania: Abeg, wetin be sabulun solo?

Is that black thin dart Yoruba womens use to sail in the market dart is doing like soap if ΰ foot it inside water. It use to kill missiles and order body rashes two.

VanTee20: Sorry o. I taught the dandrops have gun. Why don't you try cotton her head off, that we surely help.

I dont like you you are wicket.

Dyt: How was your night tabawababy
Did u sleep over at Danlitis?

Nor we are nut married yet

VanTee20: Kai...I am laughed as I reading true the comets.

Load is my shepert.. You are lapping art Ramma's dandrops? Stop it is bat pls

Dyt: Tabawababy

Yes my friend good moaning.

inurmind: Okay o, to mee wrap nah wrap. Anyway owl your niche's air? I tail you make you put vulcaneck larva, da thin go go fart fart.

No we rob sabulun solo for Ramma's dandrops and is like the thin is walking

inurmind: Why? You no like blowing whistle?

I only here waist cost wrap music just like my Danlitisco

dominique: Tabawa I went to com visit you in Kano. Haw to I get to your quotas from the yiapot?

From Aminu Kani ear pot you enter boss or adaidaita sahu keke napep to Dandinshe Quotas and you stop by the round abound.

inurmind: What of that one that like blowing whistle, Floreeeda

No

inurmind: Tabawa do yo know lily wain, that short orgly boil?

Yes and even his farther Batman I no him. Danliti loafs wrappers very wail.

dominique: Na that one sweet pass. Tbaby, enter adedeta sahu going to asorock . Cassaba vred fit hill our sista's dandrops

That Rhino Omokri wheel nut allow me to enter villa to greet hour pressdent His Excellent, Goodlock Jonadan

Acidosis: Lmao! I loaf the song too

"You no what you axing lie you done no
I tier your clothes up four show
These floor is gunner brings more dove.."

Is my Danlitisco thought me.

You no it abi?

Shugamania: Oh... So, Bukhari dey do convocation today. Congrats to him.

CPC matriculation nko??

U even get big screen tv for house sef, uu dey enjoy o. Na Danliti buy am for u?

Samson Electronics give me thee big-scream TB becourse I wean it in promo

Shugamania: U know u con dey bother me abi.
Oya go enter adaidata sahu keke napep go sabongari market and buy the thing jor.

My friend know vest abeg. I wheel go and bye it letter. I am looking Baba Bahari art CPC convocation Life on my big-scream TB

Shugamania: You dont know shea butter?
My hausa vocabulary no extend reach there o..


Google said its 'man ka danya'.

Thats why I like you my friend I no it man kadanya

Shugamania: Toh..
Buy shea butter too o.

Pls I want two hill Ramma's dandrops but I dont no it.

inurmind: God forbid such omosensuality. I wan to negotiate with ham. I tell you my late grandfather wan marry you.
By the way, is that maclatunji hi ham seeing viewing this? Tabawa you hare in big troubles o. That is the murder of murderators.

Ishhhhh.. I dont give a dam for this nominator... Mtchewww

Shugamania: He is the zuckerberg of Nairaland.

U never still buy the coconut oil?

Wallahi we just finish sanitashun. I will luke four it letter

inurmind: Who be that danliti sef make I negotiate. You no say I wan marry tabawa for my late grandfather. Tabawa you no go put danliti pisure?

Hehehe.. I see u in 3G. ΰ want two collect my Danlitisco four me.