₦airaland Forum

inurmind: I was about to talk but I saw your profile page... that's all.

Issshhhhhh

2ndOGA: STFU. What do you know about vampires?

You must be mat my friend.

Brightina: You pple should leave the pastor alone.

Shut off and allow pupil to right what they want to right. Its their hands.

bennyraz: OMG!! was he wearing G-strings!!!!!! this guy can never change

Live him alone... amebo.

Billyonaire: 21st Century Slavery, always have a reason to lock up 'em brothers.

You are write.

VAMFIRES!!!

Vamfires

sKeetz: One week, one slap!!

Hehehehehhe

Iyye nanaye...ishhhhhh

Pls are they the makers of Nasco complex?

Hear in Dandishe Quotas of kano its eartel.

Ishhhhh.. D'banj s the hottest Nigerian wrapper.

gbosaa: What kind of safe are you talking about..

Who is Daniska Kawai..is that your real name?..

Btw...do you bedwet?..i think you might need my eke idemili in the future.

Hola at me when you get your VVF..you,ll need it around your waist to treat your leakages.

Isshhhhh

successcertain: The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.

You're mat my friend.

gbosaa: Me too...my grandfather actually brought one huge eke idemili to tie round my waist when i was four..guess what..the snake saw the royal anaconda b/w my legs and ran for its life..it must have recalled the incident at pharoah palace with moses staff..

Pls if you are still bedwetting,hola at me..i,ll tie mine around your waist or plug the bedwetting orifice with my idemili...your grandmum will be proud of me..

May Allah safe you daniska kawai.

mr.official2:
Don't mind him. The same JAMB I did 5 times.

Dolo

mko abiola: Where ar u frm
Fulani Jjc on NL@it

No 4 Dandishe Quotas, Kano.

ceaser: What da heck! Are you for real?

Yes its Tabawa Inusa.

Shugamania:
Babe, they no know ni jare..

Abeg, make we stop here b4 they ban two of us.

Ok my friend.

Shugamania: Lol.. U don start again dis evening.
Ur ban for romance section don expire?

My new friend I dint know they are very wicket inside this nairalander. Is becourse I tell you and Spikes C about Danliti they band me for the order trade. They dint know that no matter who they are they must come to us lowyers to stand for them in front of the george because they can not hire motor pack thug because he dont have ligal prowess.

hoodboy: I sat for jamb four times, and eventually entered school through a pre-degree programme, came out top of my department with a first class. so as long as there is life, keep believing

Doll brain

Yeeeeeeee... Our president go to south africa.

batstan: *Bends down to pick roasted nip-ples on the floor*

You are wicket man.

the_ripper3: Anybody in Borno is actually a walking Bullseye

Pls friends in the nairaland should prey for we that leave in the north.

Me I like ten childrens becourse my boyfriend Danliti say we will bone ten when we become amarya da ango.

maigemuu: was the prophet trying to WALK on water like JESUS did?

Mallam Maigemu is those pupils he was baptize that push him for the water...eyya

misterh: *deceased*
Hope their deaths will not be in vain. May God give their families the fortitude to bear the loss.

Thank you is typing aero.

sage_: You are welcome. Meanwhile, what is "Tabawa baby"?

Is my name. My name is Tabawa or in english is Tabawancy. So my leak-name in our school Ligal Kano is Tabawababy. And because I like to watch Jack Bauer that is why my boyfriend Danliti he used to call me Ta Bauer.

plezant: i m frm nnobi too. We dnt kill eke idemil

Dont mine him simple english he can not here.. Mumu,

Ayishhhhh... This igbo pupils of the Idemili dont now God. Stufit pupils.

My friend is it God dat right the exam four you?

sage_: You meant to say error, right?

Yes thanks you.