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Crime / Re: Kogi Monarch Narrates How He Escaped Gunmen Attack; Blames Scrapping Of SARS by tabletguy(m): 6:36pm On Nov 21, 2020
this monarch must be mad!
he should listen to all these anti SARS narrative from their victims at the judicial panel
#nonsense
Religion / Re: This Is Shrek The Sheep. by tabletguy(m): 11:46pm On Nov 20, 2020
Educative! I will love it if this makes front page.
Romance / Re: My Relationship Is Being Affected Because Of My Low Income. by tabletguy(m): 9:00pm On Nov 20, 2020
oceanized25:
While 80k is not really high, it is not abominable for marriage either...i find It strange that people(most)are shouting"go look for money first,focus on money",I will bet my balls that they(some)don't have such regular amount coming in monthly...because others are talking, they also want to feel among.

Op,it's is alright to try n increase or better your income, but don't think the money is not enough for starters(just you n wife)most of those niggars talking up n down there will kill to be in your position...see them rushing for N-power n u will understand.
I don't know how old you are but you sound very very wise. I respect your wisdom sir.
Autos / Re: Lexus ES 350 Foreign Used Available Now In Port Harcourt by tabletguy(m): 5:30pm On Nov 20, 2020
Kingsdave:

Why sir
I love Toyotas and Lexus cars but this one just have an ugly dash... too plane no design...Camry 2013 dash is bae
Health / Re: Dentist Help!!! I Find It Difficult To Smile Because Of My Fractured Tooth. by tabletguy(m): 2:14pm On Nov 20, 2020
how did the fracture happen? what led to it?? But judging from that picture...your teeth is just fine and great...why should it affect your self esteem??
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is This Password Stuff Showing On Nairaland by tabletguy(m): 1:58pm On Nov 20, 2020
chai....and I thought na me alone dey see am ooo Seun abeg we need answers o
Autos / Re: Lexus ES 350 Foreign Used Available Now In Port Harcourt by tabletguy(m): 1:52pm On Nov 20, 2020
I hate the dashboard of this vehicle die!!!!
Pets / Re: BEAUTIFUL ROTTWEILER PUPPIES!! Dont Miss Out by tabletguy(m): 8:41pm On Nov 18, 2020
thank you for not cutting the tails...!!

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Religion / Re: Did He Survive The Cruxifiction And Bear Children? by tabletguy(m): 6:06pm On Nov 18, 2020
Bacteriologist:


Read something else other than that evil, edited, translated, re-translated and re-edited misogynistic piece of junk called the buybull and you might realise that people criticise Islam on a daily basis.

Both religions are tools of prejudice and brainwashing. It's not a pity you can only see half of the picture.
lol coward...don't say people criticise Islam on a daily basis...try doing it and watch ur useless self die
Religion / Re: Nairaland True & False Prophets- Yorubakinging Righteousness89 jesusjnr2020 by tabletguy(m): 1:58pm On Nov 17, 2020
werey spotted

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Pets / Re: If Dog Is Stretching Does It Affect Pregnancy by tabletguy(m): 12:43pm On Nov 17, 2020
No it doesn't.... stretching is a natural thing to them.
Religion / Re: Did He Survive The Cruxifiction And Bear Children? by tabletguy(m): 9:06am On Nov 17, 2020
sonmvayina:


Lol...my comment over you, you just have to shot your brain down in other to accept those beliefs...good luck oh.you did not even make any attempt to present a superior argument, you just have to attack me...how convenient..

You think if there was any good thing about Jesu's , the white man will give him to you.
say this to the moslems and watch them skin you alive...or maybe you are a moslems attacking the Christian faith
Religion / Re: Did He Survive The Cruxifiction And Bear Children? by tabletguy(m): 9:02pm On Nov 16, 2020
sonmvayina:
Why should a God die ? Does not make any sense..and secondly why do people think that death is a tragedy in Gods eyes? Somebody who drowned almost everybody..save for one family ...

Christians don't even stop for a moment to think..
...you are right only that your brain is totally bereaved of common Sense. You need to keep your opinion to yourself on volatile issues like religion.
Politics / Re: Court Sets Date As Tinubu Faces Major Test In Control Of Lagos by tabletguy(m): 8:58pm On Nov 16, 2020
helinues:
You could make it as a blogger without Tinubu's news..

Hope you know Sha
you can make it in life without beefing your neighbour. You need a life
Family / Re: When Did You Resume Sex After Childbirth? by tabletguy(m): 8:33pm On Nov 16, 2020
mrblessed:
I read this post of yours twice and I can't stop laughing at the wasted effort exerted just to sound or appear "learned." If being proficient in English language is something you desire, dude, you have awfully lot of grounds to cover. It is not about throwing vocabularies in disjointed sentences that doesn't convey meaning; it is not about being verbose, especially where simple, direct, and unambiguous words are necessary. It is about achieving clarity, being direct, and communicative when writing or speak. Let me quickly point out some words or phrases that have no business in your post, or that were used wrongly.
"Your burrowed brain," "to patronise," etc. there was a terrible misuse of these words: satirical, "brains" "betray," and "jargon" in the post. And what the heck does this phrase mean: ". With false speech prowess camouflage?" Above all, you showed a poor understanding of the role of punctuations in English language.

However, you have potentials to become a swordsmith, but you need to be less verbose, and always stick to the rules and conventions of the language.
by 'burrowed brains' she meant your brains have holes in them. 'false speech prowess camouflage' she meant you are not good with the language but you are parading yourself like a'know all' and even so...it's all false. Her meaning of jargon is quiet fascinating. I will applaud her for it.
By using the word 'satirical' and 'betray' she was being totally poetic. It shows lot that while you are great with English, you are not that good with lit. So many ironies in her write-up it takes a poetic mind to understand that she is wrongfully right!
just like Soyinka brought many 'wrong English' into the standard English.
With punctuations, abeg people still dey punctuate on top phone?
This imade of a girl have blasted me several times. She doesn't respect people around here but bros the first thing she said up there didn't warrant any prob at all. The man she was referring to laughed over it so why would anyone put someone else's issue on top their own head? no be dey your lane I dey my lane we all dey do??
@ angelimade I know u will still come here to attack me but learn to respect people abeg

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