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Business / Re: 8 Businesses You Should Start In 2021 by tabletguy(m): 1:07pm On Dec 06, 2020
OP the first two are dead on arrival!
NAFDAC published that over two thousand pure water businesses close down each year! surely they tried to do something different but the business and business space are capital intensive and over saturated respectively.
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due to the pandemic, terrorism and rising cost of food and feeds, 2021 is a bad year to go into livestock farming especially poultry!
the climate change, famine and terrible drought that ravaged this year is enough to further worsen the situation.
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Believe OP at your own peril. You are OYO!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Plane Flies Over Mecca & Kaaba by tabletguy(m): 10:50pm On Dec 04, 2020
SonOfALion:
And you think that the concept of no fly zones originates with the cult created by that 7th century child rapist?

I'm not talking no fly zones, I'm talking about the ancient primitive superstition which says that the city of Mecca and the Kaaba are supernaturally protected by Allah. Some of them were even saying that birds cannot land on the Kaaba, so maybe that why some birds decided to prove them wronggrin


lol
I think you are an atheist. m not an atheist...but guy you don kill me with laugh ooo
you get points bro
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Plane Flies Over Mecca & Kaaba by tabletguy(m): 10:47pm On Dec 04, 2020
Microwhy:

What is the consequences, Oga analyst/Sympathizer. You think all this gulf countries are just rich for nothing.
you mean the same five gulf super powers defeated in just six days by Israel in the six days war? despite heavy Russian support for the gulf countries??
Abeg stop hating and face the facts. No religious sentiments here...israelites seff are of no particular religion but don't let your saudi-religion block your reasoning.
Health / Re: My Two Weeks Stitches Are Oozing Yellowish Fluid by tabletguy(m): 2:47pm On Dec 04, 2020
please attach pics so u can get proper help
Crime / Re: Female Soldier Beats Disabled Man With Whip by tabletguy(m): 2:45pm On Dec 04, 2020
...waiting for the Nigeria Army to come and give us lies as usual that she has been arrested.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Plane Flies Over Mecca & Kaaba by tabletguy(m): 2:40pm On Dec 04, 2020
Raydos:
We members of the HISBAH are angered by this news, We will stage a 15 days non-stop protest nation-wide to call for sanctioning of the Israelis airline,

It's haram for A plane to be flown over Mecca, Kabbah, Especially by infidels
lol...I feel you my guy!!!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Plane Flies Over Mecca & Kaaba by tabletguy(m): 2:26pm On Dec 04, 2020
it is expected. mind you Israel is the super air power of that region. Saudis can't afford to shoot them down.
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it was when Iran raided Saudi with barrage of missiles that I got to realize how weak Saudi air fortresses are...no single retaliation whatsoever.
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if the Israeli airspace is that weak, forget it...Iran must have cleared them by now...but they dare not...they know the consequences.
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but the practical truth is that Israel and Saudi have to forget their differences and work together. Iran and some terrorist nations won't think it twice before they nuke Isreal and Saudi if they had the chance.

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Politics / Re: North-East Govs Back Zulum, Want Mercenaries Against Boko Haram by tabletguy(m): 7:12pm On Dec 02, 2020
Bighead5:


Focus on the crime in the EAST, leave the North alone.
Mumu ode...because I called u ndiara doesn't make me an easterner...oloriburuku omo jatijati ikeji aja. Cheap bigot
Politics / Re: North-East Govs Back Zulum, Want Mercenaries Against Boko Haram by tabletguy(m): 3:42pm On Dec 02, 2020
Bighead5:


For where? Goodluck Jonathan remain, the most clueless and imcompetent President the World has ever seen.
you still never get sense?
wait till the bandits come into your house and give you a very good massacre.
ndiara

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Celebrities / Re: Tope Alabi’s Daughter Attacked After Denouncing Dad…declares Love For Step-dad by tabletguy(m): 3:20pm On Dec 02, 2020
uhmmm
Politics / Re: North-East Govs Back Zulum, Want Mercenaries Against Boko Haram by tabletguy(m): 3:15pm On Dec 02, 2020
back to square one. las Las Jonah na heroe

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Politics / Re: Insecurity: Service Chiefs Should Be Blamed Not Buhari - North East Youths by tabletguy(m): 3:14pm On Dec 02, 2020
these people stupid gan ooo

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Sports / Re: Jorge Jesus: "Cristiano Has A Bit Of Maradona's Passion, But Messi Has None" by tabletguy(m): 1:58pm On Dec 02, 2020
Baloranking:
grin
Don't expect the Greatest of our time (GOAT). To have passion for the game.


He is the game. You can't have passion for yourself grin

Benefica's coach said the truth but only the real ones can decode this riddle
God will bless you my guy. Forca Barca!

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Sports / Re: Zidane Says He Won't Resign As Real Madrid's UCL Hopes Hang In The Balance by tabletguy(m): 10:49am On Dec 02, 2020
Diimtech:
Hello guys, sorry for posting this here.
Please I'm searching for an expert app developer to replace the guy currently working for me.
Interested parties should send their resumes to the email on my signature.

Monthly pay is 340k plus bonuses (negotiable* I can pay slightly higher depending on your skill level)

Expert's app developers only!! Please if you know you're a half baked programmer, don't bother contacting me!!
I need people with solid skills and I'm ready to pay good money!

I don't want candidates like the meme below me describes
how can I reach you?
Politics / Re: Okorocha Visits Sanwo-Olu, Solicits For Better Welfare For Imo People In Lagos by tabletguy(m): 8:21pm On Nov 29, 2020
Juliusmalema:



@last I am vindicated while the blacknp keeps running his mouth all because I replied him roughly one certain time, he carried the grudge to be following me around.


Moreover, I now agree and strongly hold the view that education has gone to dogs in Nigeria if not how can someone who claims to be educated should be arguing so blindly.


I keep on saying this that half Education is vanity especially if obtained in a rural secondary school. A kind of education given that is free off knowledge.

Am education that even the politicians themselves are afraid of the product coming from such institution.

He even went as far as parading bank documents to substantiate his Ignorance.


Telling me he is a migrant to ferdinando po with Zenith bank property grin


At this Juncture, it is pertinent that Nigeria ceases to exist because I can't continue to co-habit with people bereft of sound education.


#Correct me if I am right.
you are very right. I love your approach even in the face on the insults he hurled at you.
unfortunately not many of us can be that calm. in fact I don't think I can only take so much myself.
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like you pointed out I really wish something can be done about our educational system.
Politics / Re: Zabarmari: PDP Tackles Buhari, Condemns Beheading Of Farmers by tabletguy(m): 3:22pm On Nov 29, 2020
Jagznation:
Weak opposition...the worst happened during their reign
really?? like what and what?
m not a fan of either parties but it is Crystal clear who the demon is and who the angel is.
you are a very blind ass-licker

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Politics / Re: Zabarmari: PDP Tackles Buhari, Condemns Beheading Of Farmers by tabletguy(m): 3:14pm On Nov 29, 2020
I remember when they were all shouting 'Fe-buhari' in the month of February.
many Nigerians are foolish including those that voted in this administration. Nothing we told them back then, entered their brains, they were hell bent on destroying their own future.

I don't want to hear from anyone anymore that Goodluck Jonathan has flaws ...the worst of Gej is better than the best of your Sai baba.
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Las Las you will all get sense by force.

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Politics / Re: Okorocha Visits Sanwo-Olu, Solicits For Better Welfare For Imo People In Lagos by tabletguy(m): 2:56pm On Nov 27, 2020
blacknp:
Zombie ethnic Bigot, that is why you will remain a failure in Nigeria, You will never fill out an application in America that they will ask your state of origin, I know you haven’t entered aero plane before, but I will stoop low to try & take my time to educate you. Me as a migrant from Nigeria, which State will I put as origin Ohio, or Florida?
Juliusmalema:


Wise man, What is the difference between California and Georgia.

By your logic then there is no need for state government.

Rochas is 100 percent inorder.
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let me shed some light here.
my dad retired as a federal director, ministry of health and UNICEF USA.
he has double masters in epidemiology and public health and he thought medical students at the Oklahoma State University Tulsa campus for 25 years.
I am doing some studying in Ukraine myself but the pandemic has got us all stranded in Nigeria.
so I showed this arguments to my dad and he laughed.
he said many things which I will summarize.
THE USA MAKE USE OF THE 'STATE OR PROVINCIAL' SYSTEM ALOT!
sorry if one of you does not agree with me but no hard feelings. infact, he said some universities consider admission based on catchment areas (states) just as we have in the Nigerian laws. you mentioned a migrant form...migrants are not asked for their state of origin but for the country of origin and sometimes, their province. But it is worthy to quickly add that foreigners who have obtained the green card will become the citizen of that state that domiciled their residency permit. (states have different or varying residency laws)
Another example is the USA elections. just see how important votes from each states are! infact USA elections are all revolving round this same 'state system'
My dad said if you are going to be profiled by any security or federal agent, the usual question starts with 'where are you from' or 'where do you live?' he however said you should not think they are asking for where you sleep every night. rather they are asking for where you are from or where you have your residency domiciled!
in fact this is so true because if you tell that officer that "hey my house is just five blocks away from queens lane" he will quickly add; "are you from there?"
so if an officer asks you where you live itx better to answer this way "five blocks from queens lane but I am from Alabama"
...my points may not agree with yours. But this answers were provided by a man who has been in the USA since 1975.
again no hard feelings...please let's do away with insults and be ready to learn. there is nothing glorifying about travelling abroad. the problems of Nigeria is what has made it something we all wanna do.

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Celebrities / Re: Actress, Somkele Shares Touching Video, Opens Up About Her Son’s Cancer Diagnosi by tabletguy(m): 1:52pm On Nov 27, 2020
congrats to you ma....but why is she stylishly shading bankky and his wife??
Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Okoro Celebrates Her 36th Birthday, Says I Feel 26 Despite Being 36 by tabletguy(m): 10:34am On Nov 27, 2020
Queenserah26:
Hi

Mind if we chat up on WhatsApp?
Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Okoro Celebrates Her 36th Birthday, Says I Feel 26 Despite Being 36 by tabletguy(m): 11:22pm On Nov 26, 2020
Queenserah26:
grin
Hii queen
Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Okoro Celebrates Her 36th Birthday, Says I Feel 26 Despite Being 36 by tabletguy(m): 5:03pm On Nov 26, 2020
Uhmmm
My husband must have wizkid's pink lips
Flavor's six packs
Iyanyan's muscles
Dangote's riches
Davido's dimples
Ramsey Noah's colour
Micheal Jackson's moves
...that was how sister Monica clocked 40 without a husband!

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Politics / Re: Sowore Rescued Nigerians Abused By Soldiers (Throwback Video) by tabletguy(m): 2:56pm On Nov 26, 2020
I watched the video. Sowore has just gained a fan! I love how he comports himself. The soldiers were even full of fear lol
God bless Sowore!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancy For A Secretary And Senior Secondary School Teachers In Ipaja, Lagos. by tabletguy(m): 12:58pm On Nov 25, 2020
interested but are u a recruitment agency??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Have More Points In The Champions League Than Laliga Santander by tabletguy(m): 12:45pm On Nov 25, 2020
Forca Barca!!

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Food / Re: Huge Crocodile Killed In Umunze, Anambra & Taken Home On A Bike by tabletguy(m): 12:41pm On Nov 25, 2020
ftc!!!
I dedicate this feat to mannabbqgrills
next level don hit that guy.
remember him in your prayers

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Politics / Re: Adamu Garba Gives Update On Lawsuit Against Twitter CEO, Jack Dorsey by tabletguy(m): 11:11am On Nov 25, 2020
Burstit:
You are a disgrace. Your types are the reason why politicians enjoy impunity. You have almajiri mentality.
God bless you for that reply. the guy na mumu...China and Russia dey kill their citizens like animals?

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Politics / Re: Adamu Garba Gives Update On Lawsuit Against Twitter CEO, Jack Dorsey by tabletguy(m): 11:07am On Nov 25, 2020
Biglittlelois:



You that is a slave of buhari, if we should investigate your standard of living, I'm sure it will very pitiable.
lol...you are good with words.
the guy just dey infuriate me I swear...
Politics / Re: Given The Same Circumstance, We’ll Repeat What We Did In Lekki, Army by tabletguy(m): 3:16pm On Nov 22, 2020
To everyone that voted out good luck Jonathan put your hands on your head and repeat this curse after me. "O Lord, rule my life just exactly as this administration is ruling Nigeria"

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But I believe Nigeria will come out stronger. It reminds me of this story below
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A fat man saw an ad that says, "LOSE 5KG IN A WEEK"
He calls and said, "I would like to join!"
The lady at the end of the call replied, "OK, be ready at 6am tomorrow morning.
Next morning, he opens the door and finds a hot babe with shoes, underpants and a shirt saying, "If you catch me, you can have sex with me!" Immediately, the girl starts running.
The guy starts running after her but couldn't catch her. He chased her unsuccessfully during the whole week and loses 5kg. He then asks for the 10kg program.
Next morning at 6, he opens the door and saw even an hotter babe in bikini saying, "If you catch me, you can have sex me."
He loses 10kg that week after another unsuccessful chase. So he said to the lady, "This program is awesome! Let me try the 25kg."
But the lady was sceptical, "Are you sure? Its really tough!"
The man was adamant.
So next morning at the same time, he opens the door expecting to see an unclad babe, but finds a dirty unclad mad man saying, "If I catch you, I will have sex with you!"
That week, he lost 50kg

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