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RomanceRe: A Guy From Tinder Asked Me To Sleep With His Dog by Tabletuner(m): 10:52am On Oct 06, 2023
Savedday2:
Tanzania prisoners are oftentimes taken to service dogs and being that you are a 9ja girl is a better mate.

Auntie, don't be forming, kindly call the guy and accept the offer. To be honest, he will pay you real good.

Don't be claiming with your sister's car, you don't know she got the car.

A word is enough for the wise!
So in essence you are asking her to go and sleep with a dog bahhh?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Just Got Hired By A Company As A Graphic Designer For 10k Per Month! by Tabletuner(m): 9:21pm On Oct 03, 2023
Do you have a PC ?
TravelRe: Which Country Can I Migrate To With ₦2M? by Tabletuner(m): 10:47am On Sep 26, 2023
babakb:
First of all, tell us the type of Visa she used to enter Canada huh huh huh

If she entered with a Tourist or Visit Visa then she would definitely suffer because that's the same thing those homeless Nigerians in Canada are facing!!! Tourist or Visit Visa doesn't entitle you to any working rights in Canada so you go suffer angry angry angry

My sister Canada is not over hyped, those that came in as Permanent residents or other types of residence permit are living their lives happily.

Secondly, In developed countries If you're not a Medical Doctor, Nurse, Pharmacist, IT Professional, Radiographer, Medical Laboratory Scientist, Welder, Carpenter, Truck Driver, Certified and Experienced Engineer, Highly Skilled Sports Professional etc
You will only be left with survival jobs like factory work, cleaning, construction laborer, cemetery attendants, waiter/waitress etc. But if you have a residence permit you can learn a relevant skill so that you take up a professional job.

Nigerians don't like to publicly take responsibility for their actions or inactions smiley smiley smiley She probably entered with a wrong Visa or is not skilled in any of the above mentioned professions.

I know hundreds of people that migrated to Canada and are living happily, but going abroad is not for everyone actually, if you don't have what it takes to thrive there, just remain in Naija.
This is the best way to migrate.
Christianity EtcRe: Jimmy Odukoya Named Senior Pastor Of Fountain Of Life Church by Tabletuner(m): 4:11pm On Sep 17, 2023
ednut1:
Idahosa oduyemi and Tb joshua after their death the wives took over. This one now son don take over. The guy doesn’t even look like a pastor lol. Family business
How does pastors look ?
Christianity EtcRe: Jimmy Odukoya Succeeds Father As Senior Pastor Of Fountain Of Life Church by Tabletuner(m): 3:59pm On Sep 17, 2023
A welcomed development in MY OPINION.
Foreign AffairsRe: Faruk Fatih Ozer, Brothers Sentenced To 11,196 Years Each In Turkey by Tabletuner(m): 4:17pm On Sep 08, 2023
jaeyking:
Just kuma say life imprisonment

Which one be 11 thousand years 🤣🤣🤣
Wait ooo
Is that 11 thousand or 11 years ?
TravelRe: UK Announces Electronic Travel Authorisation As A Travel Requirement Into UK by Tabletuner(m): 1:06am On Sep 05, 2023
« The UK home office said persons who need the travel permit are those who were previously eligible to visit the UK without a visa and not already legally resident in the UK.« 

Here is the summary of the long story.

You are welcome 🙏
HealthRe: Is It Safe For Drinking? by Tabletuner(m): 10:57pm On Sep 02, 2023
PUK!

Please you were supposed to add graphic to this post.
BusinessRe: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Tabletuner(m): 5:46pm On Aug 27, 2023
Great thread @iykepromotions
BusinessRe: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Tabletuner(m): 5:45pm On Aug 27, 2023
GolDRoger:
yes, just quote him @iykepromotions
Ok thanks
BusinessRe: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Tabletuner(m): 2:29pm On Aug 27, 2023
Is the OP still on this thread?
RomanceRe: How Do I Cut Off From This Marriage . Lawyers In The House by Tabletuner(m): 11:20am On Aug 26, 2023
olril17:
I am.
IOC.
RomanceRe: How Do I Cut Off From This Marriage . Lawyers In The House by Tabletuner(m): 11:16am On Aug 26, 2023
olril17:
She doesn’t.
Oh good.

I was told by a lawyer that the complainant has to be on ground for a divorce case to be heard by a judge.
RomanceRe: How Do I Cut Off From This Marriage . Lawyers In The House by Tabletuner(m): 8:34am On Aug 26, 2023
OP this is a difficult situation right here but there is a possibility that you will find a solution…
RomanceRe: How Do I Cut Off From This Marriage . Lawyers In The House by Tabletuner(m): 8:32am On Aug 26, 2023
olril17:
Well you might need to talk to a lawyer.
And yes a marriage can be annulled on those grounds.
But generally court will not entertain your kind of divorce proceedings for a less than two year old marriage.
OIC!
You are not a lawyer?
RomanceRe: How Do I Cut Off From This Marriage . Lawyers In The House by Tabletuner(m): 8:30am On Aug 26, 2023
SavageResponse:
Your starting point is to officially dissolve the union.

Tell you parents to return the bride price and tell them why you can no longer go on with him (I hope you have some proof).

This time you need to be ready to block your heart and mind - no matter who calls you to beg do not shift ground!
That means she has to come back to Nigeria to start the divorce process right?
FamilyRe: The Guilt Of Locking My Husband Up For Two Days by Tabletuner(m): 7:51pm On Aug 22, 2023
Verokeena:
Good afternoon Nl family
Please pardon my epistle

My husband lost his job two years ago and ever since he has been so reluctant on getting another.. not to brag but I can say I have been the one keeping the family going ever since the job incidence (not like I ever complained) .

What I noticed about him is he now drinks and smokes and he is always hissing (obviously he is not happy and I try to always console him just to elate his Spirit)

Fast forward to last two months.. I got back from work and I was very tired.. I had to go pick the kids from school , bathe them, feed them and to make matters worst I wasn't feeling too alright .. (when I got home he (my husband) wasn't at home)

When I was done with the kids and fixing the house I was so tired I thought to myself to take a lil nap that was how I slept off (and this was around 9pm) ..

He got back around 10pm obviously drunk and smelling like a skunk.. he went straight to the kitchen. That was how the whole problem started.. first was insult.. then my phone, smashed it on the ground later my clothes he started tearing them .. saying all those things he was destroying was why I was feeling untouchable that he knows I have male friends sleeping with me..

I tried securing my items so he doesn't destroy more things that was how he pounced on me..

The next day I got him arrested he spent two days there.. but now I feel so guilty... He doesn't talk to me anymore.. I have apologized times without number

I don't just know what to do...


Nb: even while he was there I was still taking food to him


Na waoooo!
CelebritiesRe: Yul Edochie Is Finished..yul Edochie And Judy Austin Begging In Abuja Market Ht by Tabletuner(m): 11:52pm On Aug 20, 2023
Politics
RomanceRe: My Funny Experience With This Beautiful Muslim Lady by Tabletuner(m): 10:24pm On Aug 19, 2023
ChemicalReaction:
I had to remind myself to stop smiling while I read on...
I thought I was the only person because the story is so « SWEET »
RomanceRe: My Funny Experience With This Beautiful Muslim Lady by Tabletuner(m): 10:21pm On Aug 19, 2023
Rokiat:
I wish you guys a happy marriage life and load of kids.

Hope you are happy because I don’t know why you felt the need to let us know all this.
Jealousy!
CrimeRe: Assassins Shoot Rev Samuel Chinyereugo, Kill His Wife Peace In Edo Church by Tabletuner(m): 4:40pm On Aug 19, 2023
Elliotwaveforec:
Pastor na strong cultist with better odeshi! I pity gullible members without odeshi.
You seem to know him well?
CrimeRe: Assassins Shoot Rev Samuel Chinyereugo, Kill His Wife Peace In Edo Church by Tabletuner(m): 12:05pm On Aug 19, 2023
ItisWell22:
May her soul rest in perfect peace. 🙏🤲😢




I don’t know why I thought same. 🫣

The naturally beautiful woman looks like a mismatch to her upgraded, well brandished husband.

He sustained injuries, to prevent the torchlights of investigations from shining on him…
Reference!
CrimeRe: Assassins Shoot Rev Samuel Chinyereugo, Kill His Wife Peace In Edo Church by Tabletuner(m): 11:59am On Aug 19, 2023
gaby:
Pastor wan make him side chic the new official mummy G.O....
I had to quote you for reference purposes…

We'd see.
HealthRe: Farida Sobowale 'House Of Phreeda' Attempts To Commit Suicide On Third Mainland by Tabletuner(m): 1:04pm On Aug 18, 2023
ednut1:
Attempted suicide is a crime
Really?
SportsRe: Disciplinary tribunal clears Amusan of doping violations, AIU vows to appeal by Tabletuner(m): 9:10pm On Aug 17, 2023
iLoveYouToo:
She brought this on herself. These kinds of allegations would follow you till the end of your career and leaves the air of suspicion open.

I hope she learns
How?
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: OSTmedia At Your Service! For Your GraphicDesigns | Ui/Ux... My Portfolio! by Tabletuner(m): 10:29pm On Aug 16, 2023
Ostdesigns:
Oh Alright, I only take on graphic design related jobs. You can contact me if you ever need that. Thanks! cool
Ok.

I will definitely do that because of your sincerity.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: OSTmedia At Your Service! For Your GraphicDesigns | Ui/Ux... My Portfolio! by Tabletuner(m): 11:52am On Aug 16, 2023
Ostdesigns:
Thank you!

No, I make use of Photoshop.
Ok. I am looking for a video editor that can be editing my videos for a fee.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: OSTmedia At Your Service! For Your GraphicDesigns | Ui/Ux... My Portfolio! by Tabletuner(m): 7:50am On Aug 16, 2023
Do you use DaVinci Resolve to edit?
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: OSTmedia At Your Service! For Your GraphicDesigns | Ui/Ux... My Portfolio! by Tabletuner(m): 7:46am On Aug 16, 2023
Great
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Kindly Check Out My Logo / Mockups Designs by Tabletuner(m): 7:38am On Aug 16, 2023
They are beautiful
CelebritiesRe: Meet Man Who Photoshopped Himself With Putin, Ronaldo, Lil Wayne And Others by Tabletuner(m): 10:44am On Aug 11, 2023
JASONjnr:
This is craft.... If you don't spot a not-yoo-well done work.... Then you're only lying to the craftsman.


Do you think this is perfection?


Do you want me to show you a far better designs that you won't be able to differentiate the difference?
Well, you may be correct from a pro perspective.

Please show me. I am interested.
CelebritiesRe: Meet Man Who Photoshopped Himself With Putin, Ronaldo, Lil Wayne And Others by Tabletuner(m): 8:14am On Aug 11, 2023
JASONjnr:
The blending is poor and the cut-in isn't done well....
I don’t like when people find fault in good a work.

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