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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Taguchi: 10:29am On Jul 13, 2024
jpmoriarti:
For me, Messi has finished his footballing story. I no longer cared what he does or what he won after that Copa America and World Cup win.
Never bothered to watch any of this Copa America.
Me too

But if he wins it, we riot!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Taguchi: 10:27am On Jul 13, 2024
mostob:
But God is on our side and the enemies have swallowed their big L. Let somebody shout Gloorryyy! grin
The pit they dug, dem don fall inside am
This is the lord's doing and it is marvellous in our sight.
grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Taguchi: 11:59pm On Jul 12, 2024
oliverano:
cool cool cool

What a wonderful missive. So good I had to quote you twice.....
cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Taguchi: 11:55pm On Jul 12, 2024
oliverano:
Believe me, if Messi had zero international honours till now with 1million balondors, then in 2022 Ronaldo add another international trophy(World cup) to the euros along with his tinpot nations league, this thread and every sport section for be trolling zone.

I'm not talking about normal trolling o o o. I mean something really violent 😭 😭 😭


But here we are......😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
" If it had not been the lord, who was on our side, our enemies would have swallowed us up "
grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Taguchi: 11:46pm On Jul 12, 2024
FirstbornWds:
They will perish honestly
grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Taguchi: 11:41pm On Jul 12, 2024
Jodera:
Aptly summarised and put.

Kai, nothing wey we Messi fans never suffer for this nairaland. One thing I know be say, we too cool Sha. If to say na Ronaldo win Wc, most of us for don deny being Messi fans or outright deactivate because of endless trollings.

Na only our eyes know wetin we see for Post-2016 cheesy cheesy
Walahi pendu no get joy atall
Very wicked set of individuals

I think most Messi fans are just relieved that Messi finally succeeded internationally

The strength to troll no too dey
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Taguchi: 6:43pm On Jul 12, 2024
Ijustwantto:
The only thing I don't like about messi is dat, he doesn't reply to trolls. I hate it.
If I were him, whenever Ronaldo is running his mouth about him, I go dey give am back as e dey hot cheesy
I actually prefer that he doesn't reply them..does it on the pitch
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Taguchi: 6:42pm On Jul 12, 2024
andrewbaba44:
Where that fake neymar guy and Melvyn self cheesy
Retired as well grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Taguchi: 6:41pm On Jul 12, 2024
andrewbaba44:
Obembet that yeye babe 🤣🤣🤣🤣
She has been forced to retire, never to return grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Taguchi: 6:40pm On Jul 12, 2024
oliverano:
grin grin grin grin

Went back to that Barca 2019 thread to have a laugh again, some people don dey delete/edit post....nice piece, keep cooking!

What a timeline...😂 😂 😂 😂

https://www.nairaland.com/669609/fc-barcelona-fan-thread-mes/3579#79179738
grin
As expected, but the north remembers
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Taguchi: 2:24pm On Jul 12, 2024
patrickmuf:
The one that cracks me up is when they point to Xavi, Iniesta, Busi, Puyol and Pique as the backbone of Barca and the reason Messi is winning trophies. They used Sapin's win in the world Cup to justify their point.

Fast forward to now, the same clowns will tell you that Modric and Kroos are better than Xavi and Iniesta, they'll tell you that Casemiro is 5 times the player Busi is not stopping, you can get lynched for saying Pique and Puyol are better than Pepe and Ramos. They completely forgot their argument that Messi played in a better team.

The argument about Spain winning the world Cup and Euros (X2) has since been buried...

Not a good time to be a Ronaldo fanboy.
Lol

Just Like the holy book says

"Nothing can be done against the truth but only for it"

All the points they used to troll Messi in the past doesn't hold water anymore .

I envy Messi, man has had a good career
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Taguchi: 2:12pm On Jul 12, 2024
Ijustwantto:
Including obembet but almiron owns dem now🤣🤣
Even Ronaldo sugar daddy, piers morgan didn't let us rest then. When messi won FIFA the best in 2019, he said Ronaldo is the goat until Messi wins something outside his comfort zone. But the rest is now history 😂😂
Obembet don go into forced retirement
No more ororo threads
How fortunes change grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Taguchi: 1:56pm On Jul 12, 2024
Ijustwantto:
I really enjoyed dis your write up🤣🤣🤣
But wait ooooo, watin Ronaldo fans do u dis morning 😂😂😹
Baba you no go understand

Back when nihilist, usbcable, Melvyn, lordadams, neymar1095 etc dey terrorise us e no funny

Now we return the favour grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Taguchi: 1:51pm On Jul 12, 2024
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Taguchi: 1:50pm On Jul 12, 2024
Taguchi:
if you are good, you are good abeg

Messi dominates and wins B'dor

pendulums: it's the Pep Guardiola's effect, there is no way the dwarf is that good the team is set up to profit him. Fraud!

pep leaves Messi still dominates and wins B'dor

pendulums: what do you expect, he is Sepp Blatter's son, his daddy just gifts him these golden balls all the time...Mark my words, this short fraud will be exposed soon, i just pray make sepp blatter comot fes cheesy

Sepp Blatter exits the scene, Messi balls more than ever

pendulums: it has definitely got to be Xavi and Iniesta, those two have been carrying that midget all his life; i bet they even assist him in his matrimonial duties no wonder he can't do anything with Argentina

Xavi leaves Messi still dominates and wins B'dor

Pendulums: we meant Iniesta, when did we mention Xavi na..ah-ah no put words for our mouth, na Iniesta we talk (I-N-I-E-S-T-A), xavi ko, inzaghi ni

Iniesta leaves the scene, Messi still balling

pendulums: it's Neymar the starboy, he does all the work while the midget takes the glory...case in point Barca VS PSG comeback ..oh what Neymar will do if he leaves that ungrateful fraud and become his own man

Neymar leaves Messi and barca, Goes to PSG and does fvckall, Messi balls more wins yet another B'dor


pendulum: Based on our observation and collective findings over the years , we can authoritatively say that this Fraud is a system player, a camp Nou wifi player.I mean why has he been Trophyless and totally useless internationally ? and don't even mention finals here, or junior international tournaments and definitely not the olympics, we don't do that here- we only rate Senior International tournament , i swear if he ever wins "anything" with Argentina, i will personally end the debate and crown him The undisputed GOAT.

Messi goes on to win the COPA while also being the best player

Pendulums: shiit! shiit! shiiit! godamit!! fvck!!!!!...we no gree oh Copa America is a shit tournament, worse than the Euros, the Nations league, the AFCON and even our NUGA games has more quality than it... reason it is being played every 3 market days and it only hass 3.87 teams participating in it. Men that shit is a glorified interhouse sports...let the fraud leave his comfort zone for once kwanu. shit! shit!!! (till it fades)

Messi leaves Barca and Wins his historic 7th Ballon d'or
Pendulums: yen, yen, yen... Messi can't be the goat.. both Pele and maradona won world cup.it must be one of them or even mbape we don't care but it cannot be Messi (they mysteriously forgot about CR7)

Update

Messi Finally wins the prestigious world cup with Argentina, scoring in every round of the tournament, wining the golden ball, silver boot and also Wins an unprecedented 8th ballond'or.


Pendulums in 2024: Ojoroooooooo..., we no go gree.. one millimetres makes one centimetre, 1000 metres makes one kilometer, one euro=one world cup, two euros= one world cup, three euros = ............... grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Messi leads his COUNTRY Argentina to yet another Copa final

Pendulums: embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed


PAINEDULUMS, una never see anything , una go wail tire grin grin grin

Your winter is coming

cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Taguchi: 1:47pm On Jul 12, 2024
if you are good, you are good abeg

Messi dominates and wins B'dor

pendulums: it's the Pep Guardiola's effect, there is no way the dwarf is that good the team is set up to profit him. Fraud!

pep leaves Messi still dominates and wins B'dor

pendulums: what do you expect, he is Sepp Blatter's son, his daddy just gifts him these golden balls all the time...Mark my words, this short fraud will be exposed soon, i just pray make sepp blatter comot fes cheesy

Sepp Blatter exits the scene, Messi balls more than ever

pendulums: it has definitely got to be Xavi and Iniesta, those two have been carrying that midget all his life; i bet they even assist him in his matrimonial duties no wonder he can't do anything with Argentina

Xavi leaves Messi still dominates and wins B'dor

Pendulums: we meant Iniesta, when did we mention Xavi na..ah-ah no put words for our mouth, na Iniesta we talk (I-N-I-E-S-T-A), xavi ko, inzaghi ni

Iniesta leaves the scene, Messi still balling

pendulums: it's Neymar the starboy, he does all the work while the midget takes the glory...case in point Barca VS PSG comeback ..oh what Neymar will do if he leaves that ungrateful fraud and become his own man

Neymar leaves Messi and barca, Goes to PSG and does fvckall, Messi balls more wins yet another B'dor


pendulum: Based on our observation and collective findings over the years , we can authoritatively say that this Fraud is a system player, a camp Nou wifi player.I mean why has he been Trophyless and totally useless internationally ? and don't even mention finals here, or junior international tournaments and definitely not the olympics, we don't do that here- we only rate Senior International tournament , i swear if he ever wins "anything" with Argentina, i will personally end the debate and crown him The undisputed GOAT.

Messi goes on to win the COPA while also being the best player

Pendulums: shiit! shiit! shiiit! godamit!! fvck!!!!!...we no gree oh Copa America is a shit tournament, worse than the Euros, the Nations league, the AFCON and even our NUGA games has more quality than it... reason it is being played every 3 market days and it only hass 3.87 teams participating in it. Men that shit is a glorified interhouse sports...let the fraud leave his comfort zone for once kwanu. shit! shit!!! (till it fades)

Messi leaves Barca and Wins his historic 7th Ballon d'or
Pendulums: yen, yen, yen... Messi can't be the goat.. both Pele and maradona won world cup.it must be one of them or even mbape we don't care but it cannot be Messi (they mysteriously forgot about CR7)

Update

Messi Finally wins the prestigious world cup with Argentina, scoring in every round of the tournament, wining the golden ball, silver boot and also Wins an unprecedented 8th ballond'or.


Pendulums in 2024: Ojoroooooooo..., we no go gree.. 10 millimetres makes one centimetre one euro=one world cup, two euros= one world cup, three euros = ............... grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Messi leads his COUNTRY Argentina to yet another Copa final

Pendulums: embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed


PAINEDULUMS, una never see anything , una go wail tire grin grin grin

Your winter is coming

cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Taguchi: 1:14pm On Jul 12, 2024
Ijustwantto:
Bodied dat gbadrid dog 🤣🤣🤣
Messi is an embodiment of the saying " is not really over until it's over" Baba is an inspiration and a life lesson. Na why I still dey give CR7 until 2026 grin

Just go back on this thread some years back and see how he was utterly mocked especially when Portugal won the Euros.

Some even said "the debate has ended" but God pass them. grin

It's quite fitting, that his best achievements is coming at the twilight of his career, he deserves a fairytale ending.

Can't remember the last time I will be watching an Argentina final without stress

If Argentina loses no problem.
But if they mistakenly win, we riot!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These penduist don show us pepper for so long
But He who laughs last ............
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Taguchi: 11:26am On Jul 12, 2024
usbcable:
Yawwns.... Olympic gold is worth more than Euro Nations League grin

Let him lift a trophy for Argentina National team even if its a Cup of Tequila...we dey wait
Your expectations were not cut short grin

Now our watch begins for CR7 grin grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Taguchi: 7:34pm On Jul 10, 2024
raumdeuter:
You have no shame

So kuku pick players from every available team, is that your antidote to being a jinxmark?

Lol

Airmark funny sha, ma guy don insure himself against LLs

Well, if his annoiting is potent enough as you claim, both teams might end up being disqualified grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Taguchi: 1:27pm On Jul 10, 2024
Make Messi win 2nd Copa fess grin grin grin grin

Yirope no be anybody mate, but Copa champions trash Euro champions for Finalisma grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Taguchi: 10:21pm On Jul 09, 2024
andrewbaba44:
I want him to win young player only

There are players like Fabian Ruiz olmo for the other award
I think the young player award is on lock already

The overall best player award will depend on his Final performance.
if he performs well, why not?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Taguchi: 10:16pm On Jul 09, 2024
swiz123:
Update on what his job was in this Euros. What was his purpose for coming?
grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Taguchi: 10:14pm On Jul 09, 2024
andrewbaba44:
We told them you are good they said we where hyping
If Spain wins the final and Yamal has a good outing , then he should be awarded the overall player of tournament.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Taguchi: 5:58pm On Jul 09, 2024
hensben:
This is shameful.
grin grin grin

I know this is probably not true

But it is a valuable raw material for agenda and I'm here for it 😁
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Taguchi: 5:55pm On Jul 09, 2024
Trevor012:
And you ended up saying nothing grin
I ended up mentioning things that you can troll Ronaldo with that no longer applies to Messi. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Taguchi: 5:21pm On Jul 09, 2024
Trevor012:
1) Messi record of minutes without a world cup knock out goal is even worst than that of Ronaldo so stop jumping like cricket.


2) Ronaldo has the Euros which covers the world cup. Show me Messi Euros 😂

3) He has golden boot at major tournament with Portugal. An award more credible than MVP that is won through voting . Messi has zero golden boot award at any major tournament for Argentina . Na only award with voting Messi dey win. Tinibu brother 😂😂
I no dey argue brother

I just replied the bolded

"Nothing you can troll Ronaldo with that Messi doesn't have"

cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Taguchi: 4:22pm On Jul 09, 2024
Trevor012:
Nothing you can troll Ronaldo with that Messi doesn't have 😂😂
No world cup knockout goal

No world cup trophy

No international competition best player award


Etc.

grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Taguchi: 2:40pm On Jul 07, 2024
seankafor:
sad
But he's a German living in Spain
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Taguchi: 5:36pm On Jun 13, 2024
Segedinho:
Izzou...

See another one on democracy day

https://twitter.com/chiditweets042/status/1801250390383407121/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1801250390383407121&currentTweetUser=chiditweets042
The guy say "well we are in Nigeria"
No shame grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Taguchi: 6:14pm On Jun 12, 2024
raumdeuter:
Broda Shaggy needs another career beside comedy
For some reason, I've never found that guy funny

He is the Nigerian version of Kelvin hart.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Taguchi: 6:11pm On Jun 12, 2024
Singapore1:
e go be hatred. It's okay for everyone not to like a certain comedian. Brother Shaggy has about 350 million views on YouTube, while Macaroni has about 210 million views, and that's not counting his second channel. Nasboi, who he is praising, has just 19 million views on YouTube. While an excuse can be made that Nasboi started his channel in 2020, if you remove his music videos, he averages 4 million views per year. In contrast, Macaroni averages around 20 million views per year, and Brother Shaggy averages 30 million views per year, and he isn't even in my top 20 best skit makers. Just because you don't like a comedian doesn't make them a bad comedian. The numbers don't lie.




There is also a reason why you used to find them funny but after a while you don't find them funny again. skit always need new idea
Well, like you said humour is subjective

But then I think the reason these guys you mentioned have such large following is because they have been in the game for long.na their longevity (which is commendable) make them get such number not necessarily the quality of their content.

Men like crazeclown, mark angel, shagi and macaroni were the trailblazers and already had a solid fanbase long before some of these guys began.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Taguchi: 4:09pm On Jun 12, 2024
BlueRayDick:
How Nasboi moved from a random guy who does Davido impressions to becoming one of the funniest skit makers in Nigeria needs to be studied .

The guy is a bundle of talent
He sure is

Didn't know much about him, as I read your submissions on him..I went on YouTube to check him out, I watched virtually all his videos

The boy is good

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