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izzou:
[color=royalblue]Layi na my GOAT oh.[/color]

That guy dey very witty and intelligent.

But I think I rank sabinus as no 1 in skit making.he is very versatile and doesn't seem to be slowing down anytime soon

But you see Mr macaroni eh...

BlueRayDick:
I used to rate Sabinus highest until I took time to watch Nasboi's skits. Nasboi has the element of surprise in his skits which makes me rate him better; u don't know where his joke will just hit u.

Well he has that suprise factor, might be due to a relatively smaller body of work he might run out of material and start doing repetitive stuff like them crazeclown, macroni , OGB cultists and to a lesser extent Markangel.

RevFrEbuka:
Man is super talented. His papa Bosco and Ejike Cambodia character is 💯

What of his low budget OBO character ?
That guy don do Davido strong thing

BlueRayDick:
I stopped watching Macaroni a long time ago. I scroll pass his skits anywhere I come across them.

He does nothing but sexualizing women and I don't really find him funny one bit.

I get the fact that Layi is witty and all, but as far as funny skit making is concerned; Nasboi is the GOAT. He's like Kizz Daniel of skit makers; NO BAD SKIT

That guy is good.him and sabinus are the two best skitmakers in naija.
Hits back to back

larride:
No be wetin them suppose don do before be this?

Is anyone even thinking in this administration at all

Why do we even need a new national anthem?

OkpaNsukkaisBae:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzMBMDY-ZAc?si=JTnF8w1tHJq1HTlM

Wether you agree with her ways or not, one thing that can't be disputed is that

This lady get mind

TLona1:
Funny thing is Pep will still win the league next season 😂😂

Every single soul on this thread knows that the bald fraud will win the league at least 2 more consecutive times

Every fvcking one of em ,especially airmark that is why he is clutching on to FFP unproven charges as a form of succour.

Pep will go down as the goat of coaches by a very wide margin.The Messi of Coaches, burst unto the scene in amazing fashion and has never gone down since.Standard so high that people are calling a 3rd place finish "failure"

by the time that niggga gets to Ancelloti's age eh .....

Meanwhile airmark dodging Ls like

drisham:
Don't get me wrong ..not undermining it

It's a massive achievement

But I thought it was unprecedented

Well one of it is unprecedented; the 4 peat

drisham:
Nothing special in what pep is doing sha

Alex fergie did 5 in 6 season with man urinated

Chelsea fans sha

So BCus sir Alex did it, then it's become ordinary SMH

So you mean there's nothing special in breaking the all time record for the most consecutive EPL titles?

Take time oh

Trevor012:
City is about to win 4 straight league title yet the shameless is still bragging about Epl being unpredicitable and competitive lmao. City will even do 5 straight next year and the same people will still call it unpredicitable. Ask everybody here who will win the league next season and 99.9% will give you the same answer. Pep has turned the league to farmers like ferguson and mourinho did.

Ferguson yes but mourinho ? How, when

swiz123:
They show matches in AFCON quality. Wish I knew a sure website to stream matches in HD. Score808 lags on smart tv.

Try pirlo tv

ThierryJay:
Henry really holds Xavi in high esteem. He told Xavi that he has the best footballing brain he's ever seen alongside Pep.

Is he saying some of our fans here cannot see well?

I don't think xavi is the best coach in the world, but I honestly hope he reconsiders and extends for atleast one more season given our financial situation owing to our ongoing projects.

Remember a new coach comes with fresh financial demands

But most importantly I want xavi to renew due to our developing youngsters

Cubarsi
Lamine Yamal
Pedri
Gavi
Blade
fermin Lopez etc

I rather we let these guys grow into world-beaters than pursue instant gratification (which isn't even guaranteed)

Make nobody joke with my boys oh..that nonsense that dembele do us yesterday, one of ours can never do such.

Make them beg xavi to reconsider and stay for one more season oh

We no get money for new coach for now.

OasisX:


.......see pitch invaders everywhere. Where is Osayi when you need him sef?! LOL!

I been think say you dey fast?

Sportsweb:
I Love spoilers too. I always want to know plot too.

If it's a movie am heavily invested, like the type way de make heart beat, I will like to know what happened before watching

True

I don't know why people hate spoilers
I only watch movies that I know the full story.

Emaprince:
These are just wild imaginations... which are, anyway necessary for top MCs to possess.

Any top MC can write and spit these things..though you can only get it from MCs of the 90s.... They are humorous and witty.


Every bullet came from the same gun
Just from different angles
'Cuz I was pickin' strange places to aim from

-----nice nice

Example of some wild imaginations here...

....With cannons that shoot...
..at a range so long, that if we do a 21 barrel salute
..atleast, 10 bullets would land on the moon

----- too wild!!!

Wild lyrics

But my point is

In just 1 verse, marshall rapped about

Bank robbery, Murder, Suicide ,drug abuse paedophilia

And throwing a baby at someone

But it will be ridiculous to blame him if someone does any of those things

Naira Marley is not the cause of drugs abuse and yahoo

Burna is not responsible for anyone's cultism

Shalli whatever is not responsible for anyone else's internet fraud aside himself.

These guys are just chasing the bread.

Mumu wey go do yahoo go do am even if him dey only listen to don moen and mercy chinwo

akwesenana:
That one na another craze man. Nothing he never do from killing his step dad to disposing his wife's body with their daughter accompanying him in the front seat with sunglasses on. 😂😂

Eminem na psycho normally




"Came in the bank with a tank, fired a blank
At the clerk and handcuffed her ankles to the safe and thanked her
But I didn't take nothing
(Thanks)
Every bullet came from the same gun
Just from different angles
'Cuz I was pickin' strange places to aim from


You're hearing the last thoughts of a man
About to blow his fuckin' brains out

Fall back with a blood stained blouse on top of his spouse
Spread out on a blood stained couch
In front of his kids that he just killed in the same house
I'm sicker than Boy George picturin' Michael Jackson
In little boys' drawers shoppin' at toy stores
Shady said it, Shady meant it, I stay demented
I'll throw a stroller at you, with a baby in it
Go ahead, pull the plug, think I won't smack you
I just dropped a fuckin' pill mom, don't vacuum"

BlueRayDick:
I don't know why people are always trying to avoid spoilers. Me ehn, personally I like spoilers well. In fact, I like to know how a movie or series ended from beginning; spoilers doesn't take away the thrill of watching for me one bit.

Are you me ?

I love spoilers, i can never watch a movie I know less than 20% of the plot.

Before I watch a movie fully I watch a lil bit of the middle and the end to ascertain if it's worth my time.

And just like Obaino, I dey wait a couple years after an interesting series is complete before I even start ever since the supernatural and bleach carry me go where I no know.

Na so my friend refuses

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Thank you!!!!

No wahala bro

You are doing well!

afrodoc2:
Delta na the baba. Benin and PH sef stand well well.

Yup

Delta is the truth

Especially Sapele,Warri and Ughelli

Asaba, not so much

afrodoc2:
If it is not panadol it can't be the same as panadol. Maybe you haven't lived amongst them wella. Benin and Warri pidgin dey easily distinguishable to me back in the day but now i don dey lose form.

True

I always fancied myself quite proficient in pidgin, haven stayed in PH

But when I entered delta I realized they are levels to this shitt

Old mama go speak pidgin for you, you go dey find interpreter

Their lexicon different, their intonation different...till I left there I no fully understand their brand of pidgin.


Methinks edo dey learn pidgin for where Delta dey

liveLongNprospa:
Omo.. It's currently on oo.
For now it's not physical fight.
But they've started changing the addresses in these areas outside warri.
Warri is actually not that big when you think about it and alot of places are called warri when they are not.

Apparently itsekiri sef dey claim cities.

I just found out that warri refinery is not actually in warri but in wado city.
So they are planning to rename it🤣.

My own na make fight nor break out

Na so them take drive all the reasonable companies from there with useless fights and billing

Now the entire place is a shadow of it's former self

The only company yet to pack up is Seplat. But that one go soon leave because them wan use billing drive them away

The old women go camp for company gate all through the day demanding money

The next day the old men go take over

Afterwards the youth go come do their own

This happened/ happens almost everyday...was a very embarrassing sight to behold.

liveLongNprospa:
Apparently nor be warri again.
Na wado city.
Itsekiri vs urhobo issue

Them still dey fight?

Thought it's been over for a very long time

Never heard of wado city but I know of Effurun

Ellexy:

Lmao! Have you guys seen this video? Who is this lady? 😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/BueCmowSqg

— Aji Bussu Onye Mpiawa azụ 🇨🇮 (@AfamDeluxo) February 25, 2024

My Edo people fall out

💀💀😭😭😭

She dey sound like sapele girls

She's from Delta...jakpa road dey warri

iamoyindamola:
I go still inject am wetin no good

Lol

The guy dey behave like osuofia in London

joseph1832:
na real sunita.

Who issued that bozo a visa? Harassing the poor lady. She's even very polite.

Maybe the ode na mental patient cus if not...

iamoyindamola:
Werey
If I be the nurse I go inject am wetin go make that useless gbola not active again 😂😂

The guy na real werrey

That place be like India cus if na for the west dem go report am

Him still get mouth dey call her susu

Konji bad!

OasisX:


.....you know nihilistjnr no dey far from Kitchen?! Make he mention the name and get cooked as usual?! LOL

I no just understand Donj

Emaprince:
Egungu is back !!!

This egungu is not careful

OasisX:


........nihilistjnr! Is that you?!

The other one

He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named