₦airaland Forum

Akeem79:
Month of favours and Change

opymx:
Tex ain't no cheat, she is a player.

zyzxx:
God of heaven and earth

chinex276:
NdiHAUSA KWENU... All my peepz in kakuri, kaduna state i dey hail ooo

VOICEOFTHEMASES:
Blindness is when u believe that a man trekked from lagos to abuja in 19days. Got to abuja looking still fresh. A journey that will take 9hours took this man 19days.
Before you join them in celebrating this liar please digest the following questions, or find a way of getting him provide answers to the questions:

1. Where did he sleep when it is dark?
Hotels or peoples goodwill

2. How did he get to change his clothes before continuing on the trip?
He had clothes in his knapsack

3. How come he looks so well fed after trekking for nineteen days?
He had enough time to sleep n refresh

4. How did he manage to measure his trip in such a way that he did not get stuck in bushy areas at night?
Hardly will you 50km without seeing a settlement along the way

5. Did he have any encounters with dangerous animals or bandits, if no, how come? Or does he possess some spiritual powers?
Armed robbers gave him #200 for water

6. How did he locate his way from Lagos to Abuja without missing his way?
Na express road him pass nah

7. How did he get his meals and other things he needed to survive a torturous 19 days trek?
E be like say u never travel before

I am curious to get answers, and you can add your own questions.

Chai my people una mumu don over mature. For believe this shit

harlos:
Igbo's were threatened in lagos ... I didn't say that o. don't get it twisted

CEtoO:
Standing alone is not too romantic

rusher14:
How much did Jim Nwobodo [size=14pt]stole?[/size]

egopersonified:
See list. If you had clamped down on GEJ like this, we would be talking about amending our constitution for a third term this morning.

Question 1:
How can $1=N1
10 marks

Answer:
To get $1=N1
Presently, $1 is approximately N200
Get a N200 note, use an eraser to delete the two zeroes and 'hundred'
Then, tear the note into two equal parts
Therefore, $1=N1

Sai op

SmartChoices:

Speaks volumes about the psychological make up of the men in the Nigerian police.... Mbu on my mind...now he'll know that the pen is mightier than the sword!

Seun lalasticlala FP!

zyzxx:
one of the thing that make us strong is unity

zyzxx:
mean median mode are the parameters of a data

Nelrulez:
words ain't enough for me to explain my feelings for Buhari

Nelrulez:
words ain't enough for me to explain my feelings for Buhari