₦airaland Forum

He should tackle insecurity with full brute,no one deserves to be killed or kidnapped or even harmed

To think we think this generation of politicians holds the key to the resurrection of Nigeria is surprising sha…
Weraay ni gbogbo won

We will be here after two years,baba will struggle to leave transfer power to the civilian government..,
Africa has been here many times

Glad for your escape…

Read how I was almost labeled a thief here..


https://www.nairaland.com/8540774/how-love-books-nearly-got

Calm down and enjoy the game,all this permutations let it start at the World Cup

They say every man has his hustle in these parts, and my life has been no different. From the time I was a young boy,I knew nothing—big or small, cheap or costly—would ever come to me on a silver platter. My parents were hustlers,and they raised me with the same fire in my belly.
Growing up,my mom would always tell me, “You can achieve anything if you’re dedicated to it. Just stay focused on God,books,and work—the sky will be your starting point,and it was that same that nearly got me killed today.
I clung to that mantra this very morning as I prepared to deliver a special batch of manpower herbs to a client who’d seen glowing testimonials about my remedies on Nairaland.
Quoting him verbatim: “Good morning,Quadri Omo Iya Alagbo. I’m texting because I saw testimonies of your herbs on Nairaland. For months,I’ve been battling premature ejaculation and piles,which nearly wrecked my marriage. My woman’s threatening to walk because of my inefficiency in bed. I’d love to get it tomorrow morning at 9 a.m,because I’m traveling before 10 p.m. if it’s available.”
I replied in the affirmative after settling the price.
I set out at 7:30 a.m. to meet his request. No dispatch rider could make it on such short notice,so I went myself. The journey across the city should’ve taken 45 minutes,but with Lagos traffic,who knows? I was determined not to disappoint a client who’d begged me to arrive by 9 on the dot.
Sometimes,the agberos and conductors annoy me so much I’m inches from unleashing a torrent of curses. But as a proper Lagos boy who’s lived here all my life,I’ve learned to love them despite their flaws. They’re part of me—I can’t count the free rides I scored in secondary school..Egbon I be student with a tearful eyes was all that did the trick then…
Today was smooth sailing. From Ikorodu to Yaba,traffic was light,and I projected I’d hit the address before 9.
In my rush not to let down a new client,I’d stupidly skipped breakfast. My stomach rumbled a fierce reminder. Missing one meal won’t kill me, I consoled myself. I can grab food around Yaba on the way back.
At 8:45 a.m,the client was a specimen—tall, dark,athletic build. The kind modern ladies call a dream man. But Jedi and premature ejaculation respect no one:if you don’t fix it,it fixes you.
After some Nairaland banter—mostly roasting Seun’s bot and Lalasticlala’s snake obsession—I handed over the herbs with clear dosage instructions (before the Nairaland medical boys swoop in claiming agbo has no dosage). Then I turned to head home. My stomach growled again, echoing my promise of roadside food.
That’s when my trouble began.
I’d walked just five minutes when I spotted a faded poster: “FOOD IS READY HERE.”
I strode into the buka like a king—I’d just closed another sale,and money’s my eternal motivator. The shabby exterior hid a gem inside:neatly arranged seats,two standing fans,four round tables,a handwashing sink in the far corner. They had it all—rice, beans, bread, jollof, eba, semo, amala, fufu, and every soup imaginable-a proper Lagos buka..
I ordered three wraps of fufu, efo riro, one fish, and two pieces of assorted meat. It arrived lightning-fast. As I devoured the last wrap, my eyes locked on it…
Just an arm’s stretch away sat a big bowl holding a current Punch newspaper. One headline screamed: HOW VICTOR OSIMHEN ROSE FROM THE STREETS OF OLUSOSUN IN MUSHIN TO SAVE THE WORLD CUP HOPES OF 200 MILLION NIGERIANS.
The words arrested me. Unbeknownst to me, a purse lay hidden beneath. As I stretched for the paper, the girl who’d served me snapped in pidgin: “Wetin you dey find there? Oh, una wan steal our purse again—like dem steal am last month!”
Shock choked me. I’d come to eat,and now I was being accused of theft?
After an eternity,I stammered,“I just wanted the newspaper. I didn’t know about the purse underneath. I’m sorry.”
My cheap sorry did nothing to sway her. I finished my last fufu wrap in pin-drop silence, paid,and slipped out quietly while she murmured behind me
As I headed to Yaba garage for the bus back to my beloved Ikorodu,a thousand thoughts stampeded through my mind:
What if I wasn’t the only customer there?
What if she’d shouted to alert everyone?
Would I have been mobbed by the angry public?
Could I have fallen victim to jungle justice?
Random questions swirled endlessly until a conductor’s scream—“Ikorodu! Ikorodu garage!”—snapped me back to reality and I knew home beckons

LOVEGINO:
when be the burial? Hope say una put am for mutuary?

When the funeral,make men kon taste rice ooo…
On a serious note,rip to your dog,I’ve been there before..
Can be really painful

[quote author=geniusaustin post=137139126][/quote]This is direct attack on herbs and herbs seller…
In a country filled with,smokes,fake medicines,hard drugs,online kitchen that you don’t know the hygienes of the chef,Junks also..
They want herbs to be the fall guy for the failure of the nation…

Ekweremadu’s daughter did not take herbs,so herbs is not the problem

Yes it’s Agbo that’s damaging kidney here,tueh

ednut1:
Kafura pelebe used in agbo today, our ancestors never used it ethanol for agbo. And many other dangerous ingredients.

I used agbo myself but the packaged ones which are mostly bark of trees. Those people hawking use dangerous ingredients. If you like deceive yourself

Kafura Pelebe is mostly used in Jedi medicine for babies and It’s something that has been like that for decades…
I took Agbo Jedi with kafura Pelebe as a baby and nothing happened…
Kafura wey no kill me when my immune never strong go kill me as a man,stop now…
Plus no he every Agbo seller Dey use ethanol,mine is water and pap water…
Stores sells fake ethanol,you are not calling them out,na Agbo seller you Dey call out

ednut1:
our ancestors did not include the ingredients they use today abeg

Let me lecture you a bit,this whole herbal medicine downgrading are being sponsored by people we all know..
They raised the prices of common malaria drugs so high that the common man can’t afford it,now the common man has gone back to local medicine for healing they are complaining…
Malaria drugs 7k,herbs 1500…both provides healing,now the drugs companies are not making sales they are all here to push narrative that herbs is bad for you…
You all think those capitalists care about your health,their gain first,that why malaria drugs doesn’t heal you,you treat malaria every month despite spending 10k on drugs

MaziObinnaokija:
u cant compare our forefathers own herbal mixtures to all this USELESS mixtures they hawkers sell to consumers.Some of this men/women prepare their herbs around drainage,sewage,use dirty water.Some will dipped their dirty hands dfdey use to wiped their kids waste inside same agbo.

And I repeat herbs is not your problems,in a country filled with fake drugs and counterfeit,you think herbs is your problems…
I was raised with herbs and I’m still here fit as a fiddle after close to three decades on earth…
Stay away from Alcohol,stay away from vapes,shisha,drugs and all sort..
And case study,ekweremadu’s daughter did not take herbs,herbs is not your problem ooo

Same herbs that your ancestors drank and lived up to 90 years,same herbs that you took as a child and did no harm to you..,
You can’t introduce your life to smoke,vape,shisha,skuchies and all sort and come here to blame herbs for your woes…

Whoever is pushing this narrative should stop,it’s getting nauseating already…
Herbs did not harm your forefathers,if herbs is harming you then you are not buying from the right source or you are patronizing counterfeit herb seller simple,same way they’re counterfeit science medicine.


Herbs is not your problem,the poisonous gas you inhale everyday in from cars,generators,factory machine is your problem,not herbs…..

Peace in the Middle East,maybe not yet but we will get there soon

donmixc:
musa you are on your own with this nonsense apology, nobody send you

Kano pillars did well

What lord lugard caused…look at you promoting and championing violence…
The north won’t grow with this mentality

RealityKings1:
shege banza How? You can get a job now and be yearning to leave the next minute.

If you keep knocking a door and it doesn't open, you can break down the door. But then again, maybe there is a much better door upfront. There will always be a way.

You want a broke man that barely feeds himself to start something??

You get business grant for am

RealityKings1:
Maybe God is silently telling you to start your own company instead of working for people.

The shege banza you are telling him to
Subscribe for ehn..
Someone needs a job,you are here telling him to start something

When you finally decide to take your woman to the promise land,remember that I’m here to help you kickstart the journey

As content as it comes….






But again,what’s life without proper bedmatics skills seff,I’m here to solve all your woes

DrAda:
Hmmm. Noticing a pattern here. Clearly someone wants to reinvent herself and so the strategy begins with 'interviews' reminding us about a feud which everyone forgot and now this. All hot topics that will entice readers.

It's interesting that Tiwa is also participating in this. Is this how the industry works?

The industry works on controversy,bad or good rumours is good PR..

She’s very good tho,her song RIGHT NOW is one of my all time classic

Believe this at your own peril…
You think the average Nigeria 19-25 year old lady will date a man that’s constantly borrowing money from her??
You are already discarded at the first request,woman never love to part with their money

How can you murder someone and not know the whereabout of the body…,

Facebook post sha

Congratulations to her oooo

I take water to bed,that’s my life….

Legit 9 to 5 is now considered a sin in this present dating world …



But again,what’s life without proper bedmatics skills seff,I’m here to solve all your woes

Maryam sanda on the list..,
Truly,it’s the dead that has lost…

Pupanchie:
This is why you need to keep reading and learning everyday, and the truth is that it's the new measure they use to hijack and monitor all your account, mind you, your account is being monitored and if any big money comes to it, don't be surprised if you don't see it in your account, you have give the first person the access to your account.

Access how
Mistakes do happen tho

Justice is all the populace want,but I have no zero trust in our security system tho

Sleep well grandpa,you’ve lived