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E be like say water plenty for ya eye.

D-sense:
Are saying to me illiterate?

Yes, and this is the proof.

Stab.

Beat.

^^ Come, are you alright?

Emi ke? Head mistress ni bo? I resemble teacher for ya eye ni?

tanimz:
No, I'm a Nigerian. But methinks you are Gambian.

Mr. Studio, my bad. I thought you were Ibo. I've listened to the song before, don't really like the guy - autotune ain't my style.

Okay, D-sense, can you read the quote above and stop acting like an illiterate?

Efe, I don finally confirm am! I no need anymore evidence.

Abeg, which language you dey speak? I no understand am at all.

Okay, can you guys refrain from deralling?

Come, you well like this? No be you be the same person wey I tell to read the previous page? Abi, wetin be all this? You dey vex person o.

I no know, na why I dey ask you. Why you dey vex like this today? Market no sell ni, abi is there something I need to know?

Slap.

Me?

Na me you dey talk to?

Yorisb:
Chei, Posh Woman.

@OP
Ogonna




Blom Blom!

Yes na, you gats recognize.

Omo.

Oyo.

D-sense:
Have you started taking Taba? . . . . .  

Ki lon je be?

Efe, you sure say na the exact one be that?

God punish the devil!

Why me? You no get leg and money ni?

Is it my eyes or is Idowu's grammar incomprehendable today?

Have donuts with.

What's our conversation?

^^ Why you no wan show her the pishure na?

Efe, no be only Haitians dey wear cloth from salvation army na.

Don't mind 'em mofos jore.

Kai, on top this page 39?

Edo.

D-sense:
Don't listen to Efe!  . . . . She's always envious whenevr she sees me chatting up a girl
She wants my attention!
Ok as we saying baby . . . .

So where are you from? Gambia?

Efe,  

Ori e fokasibe! Tuna ko, crab meat ni. Awon silly ass morrafucker.

Choi, you don find road reach here.

Are you Haitian?

Haitian?

^^ Kai, bush man.

Indomie.