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A Tiv girl.

I'm doing alright o. How Sunday? Hope say ya white visitor no too dey bother you?

okpismart:
I'm at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me

"possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up

Na today you know say your life dey doomed?

Orifice.

Me? Stubborn fellow?

Pressing issues huh?

I no lie.

Fimile jo.

Love, as they say is blind.

Iya badosky! I hail o!

**Whistling Lagbaja's Omo, anything for me? Lagbaja, nothing for you. . .**

No worry about me.

As for the gang, dey still dey sweep Church.

Long for your smooth swe-wetin?

Office.

Wetin I do again na?

Na me you dey call small small pikin? I swear, this world don spoil finish.

Wetin concern you with why we break up? Aproko.

I wan make he feel among, I no wan make he consider himself "special" na why I dey reply am.

Me? Fight you? You must be mistaken. I'm a peace-maker.

Miss me?

Shior, I no even know wetin to tell you. My ex was Ibo, and he was nice.

Wish I was there for Christmas?

I don't hate you. Why would you think that I hate you?

Idea.

A lot!

Hehe. I dey jore, you nko?

Wetin Ibo people do you sef?

Are you alright?

Nah.

Equator.

A girl from Chad.

Mschew.

Bia, fine monkey. I live in a different timezone, how many times do I have to tell you that?

I no dey fight with Bashy. Which kind levels be that?

You dey talk to me? Reply my IMs jo.

Na wa o.