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I dey, you?

Dear, wetin happen?

Go and kicked rocks.

Element G:
Taz, i break your heart?

did u give it to me? i think u are mistaken

Yes, you broke my heart. I be wan give you a full-cow, but you no collect am. I cry and cry and cry yester-night.

Mr.Bones, you well so? Wia your brother dey?

Idowuogbo:
kosi much ckickenlet

I'm a kokolet.

Mr.Bones:
[size=14pt] On other hand Tanimz wey that thing u wan give me the other day? [/size]

What?

Element G:
ha Taz, u still dey lie, May God help u

Amin, and you too. Why you go talk say I dey lie. You dey break my heart o.

Mamalet! Wetin dey?

I'm sorry, I doesn't speak to strangers.

Sikhism, what's yours?

Element, why you dey do me like this? I go slaughter to kill maalu for you, you talk say you no want. Out of the misery you put me through, I see pessin for street come give am. Wetin you expect make I do?

Mr.Bones, gawa for my side jere.

^^ Who is you?

^^ I wonder.

Element, wetin I do again nau?

Mr.Bones, I hia say na because you no get meat for body. Maybe next year.

Where that El Guapo dey sef?

^^ Hehe. . . Ese.

@OP, Her majesty.

Thanks my dear.

^^ You' talking ter me?

Es-squeeze me? Where did you came from?

Hello kokolet.

Mr.Bones, so you still dey alive?

Element, wetin nau? I dey beg you beg you yester-night make you collect am, but you no gree. Now you come dey halla me. Liff me abeg.

^^ Babanla ode ni e.

Olori bi ti obo.

Mamalet.

I don give pessin.

^^ Do I know you?

^^ Wetin you dey do behind am?

^^ Hello, I tell you say I wan send am but you talk say you no want. I don give pessin for street.

Mobinga:
I'm beginning to doubt your feminism. Cause normal women wouldn't hate on Papa

Go look for your playmate elsewhere.

Good one!

Thanks. But I is will stop over once in a while to see what has gone on.

Worry not yourself about that.

^^ I submit application already. They accept me today! I just get my letter in the mail.