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Alright dear, I is coming. _{Una don finally infect me with your English.}

I go leave una two for here. Whether or not you two present your case, I still get paid.

Holla back at me when your co-lawyer don ready.

I don tell you say I dey already.

How tonight go be na? Any parries?

Efemena_xy:
Madame

wetin is dat u just talking??

can u spreaking gud ingrish pls?? no is done dat thing her jor!!

Sorry to disappoint you, I speak Queen's English and not this unnamed English you lot speak here.

You don't say?

No wonder he dey find judgment.

oweniwe:
Nobody harv answer ma question. Purpose efe say "tanimzOweniwe's head ish nut korrect", what do efe meant  

There, I have corrected you. Aren't I a good teacher?

Beync:
oweniwe, no boubtin dat tanimz's head no coret at all at all for calling LEANERED COLIGUES rat and lizard.

Efemena and Elguapa i seein dat urs proposal are verily exobritant, how does i payin u $250 for one childs,
u pepul beter reducing your dat pricing befor i wil changin my minds.

semultenoosly, if i may askin u, wat is the qualificasion u pepul hav as teashers sef?
and how manies years experiences do u hav as teashers?
i needin feedback with emediate effecting.

Lizard, please face your studies and stop prying into other people's business. It would save you a lot of time, trust me.

^ You are very correct. My village dey lack im one and only fool and that is you. Thank God say you dey for self-imposed exile.

oweniwe:
Wrong, wrong! I harv a reason wai i used efe and tanimz as eksampool. Tanimz comes hea speaking de ernglish we wont to kill and call urs goats, lizard, etc. [/b]Now efe were defending her skool and [b]says tanimz head is not korrekt. Is you understand? 

Mosquito, you need to suck blood shey? Too bad. . . I am the wrong candidate for that? Go and suck Beync's blood (I believe lizards have blood. If not, correct me.)

El Guapo:
Okay am is understand,@taminz u was beta be careful b/4 u were expelling frm dis correge.

I wasn't sure of the category you are in the animal kingdom, but after long hours of research I've come to the conclusion that you are half mosquito and half lizard. Meaning that you fall somewhere between Oweniwe and Beync's category.

KDK:
Efe, Kunbee, Studio, Odunnu, Taminz and co. Please pass judgement.

Who is that?

Anyway, good job.

Harsh ke? E no harsh at all o!

I dey jore, how life?

My generation can do perfectly well without you.

^^ Ewu!

Xynerise,

Vic, we go jam later. Shey your fingers dey scratch you to type?

Efe, wetin I do nau?

Vic, get thee behind me Satan!

^^ Are you alright?

Bloody illiterate.

xynerise:
Tanimz, do you love me?

Vic, abeg help this guy answer im question.

Vic2k3:
Tanimz ok lets roll wif pidgin cos u if start your own slangs i will be lost.

So your papa wey dey village no tell u say they use u do ritual ni?

See as your stupidity dey shine for your face. I tell you say my papa dey for village? Mugu oshi.

But what?

Hello Efe.

You be human before ni?

^^ You don crase finish.

Vic2k3:
Tanimz i swear what u lack in intelligence, u make up in stupidity. Were u holding an umbrella when God was showering wisdom. Pls go borrow a brain jor. Btw it is "its" in this case not it's(it is)

Because you manage learn small grammar, no mean say you be literate._{Although, there is still hope for you. Keep it up!}

Torsoless being, I am doing fine.

Mschew.

^^Monkey, I am calling you a cockroach. Wetin you fit do?

Stupidity at it's peak. _{FYI, I don't drink alcohol.}

Your crase don reach im peak. See as you just dey mumu around. Obama ko, Bill Gates ni. Mschew.

^^ Cockroach, how life?

Vic2k3:
There she goes again publicly displaying her illiteracy. Does knowing tins make one age(old)? U might be suprised if i tell ma age.

U bera start acting your age b4 u enter your 40s still acting like a teen. Slowpoke!

Pot calling kettle black. Must you always embarrass yourself in public?

^^ Ignoramus, you see why I said you are exploding your stupid materials?

First of all, my name is spelt Tanimz, and not Tamiz.

Secondly, I haven't been bitten by a mosquito in a while, I take very good care of my environment, unlike you.

Last, you don't have to exhibit all your stupid characteristics for the world to see. You are only embarrassing
yourself._{Since when did a castrated fowl have a bosom Your stupidity has just gotten to it's peak.}

Please stop embarrassing yourself, it's of no use.

I guess so.

I'm not traveling, you torsoless being.

FYI, I am not old. Just because you are old, doesn't mean that everyone else is old. Use your head, please.

What is thou talking about? A limbo? Thee has spoken nothing of such!

We have had a lot of brain duels. But I doubt if you can remember.

You know that an  makes sense sometimes? You know that because. . .?

Anyway, I have to go now. Laters!