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You don't have to tell the world that you didn't go to school. Since when does one get high on periods? _{Seriously, go and suck kaygenx123's blood, you are in dire need of it.}

I shall not tell you where. Thou shall found out when thee has done what thee proposes to doeth.

Brainstorming ke? You get brain at all ni? No vex, na question._{A harmless one at that.}

So you listen to that agbero Stupido? No wonder.

^^ See your head like shield volcano. See as e dey dormant. You don exhaust all the useful materials wey dey inside. See as your stupidity come explode. Shame no dey catch you at all ni?

Vic2k3:
Princess Fiona we don hear.

Shrek, you still dey find blood? The creature that posted below you is a good candidate.

Yes, torso. In fact, your whole body sef.

You weren't feeling the heat?[s]Isn't that a sign that your life is indeed lifeless?[/s]. So, how was your week?

I get your swing, but I don't know where you get all these thoughts from.

I can see that you haven't sucked human blood in weeks. _{Malnourished mosquito.}

Yes, your head. And if you're not careful, I'd include your torso.

Missing NL's action? I guess people have been busy with their lives and forgot about you. too bad.
The week was stress and long, I'm glad it's over. How was yours? Lifeless as usual? _{Oh yeah, i'm going to ignore the auction part of your reply.}

Oh. . . One of the mosquitoes is here!

It should be your head - in about 3 minutes.

How are you?

Crayfish seller oshi.

All these mosquitoes, lizards and goats without hope for the future.

^^ Aww. . . Thank you!

All these jobless people sef.

KDK:
Just say you will give me a chance.

What type of chance?

Studio CFR:
omo to fine
omo to sexy ju mama'e lo
omo to gbaski
omo lepa to bad
orie fokasibe



nothing do you - and i dont like it when u do face like that mehn.
i want u to be happy

Crase man oshi.

Efe, in fact I don vex!

What nonsense is this? I talk say make you go call am for kaka, you dey give me pishure.

Go and call him jare, recess time is over!

My felli good fwend.

Hello people.

KDK, what do you want me to say nau?

Studio, you don dey sniff dry garri again abi?

Hmm. . . I'm thinking of Environmental geology, seems like it is in high demand now.

Hello people.

Hehe. . . I dey go jare. Make I watch TV small before I go sleep. Goodnight!

Eyah. . . All the best.

Shey na masters degree abi Doctorate?

No, someone else.

I dey o. . . You don find the job?

Kunbee, no vex the guy don go sleep.

Ta lon pe ni baby?

Boboyekini, so wa?

You be true prodigal son.

Where you go since?

r231:
hiya
how have u been

Good, you?

Kunbee:
Yes o, we need new jokes

Shey, you want to find someone's trouble with me?

Vic, you too like to dey embarrass yourself for public.

Idowu, you no tell me say na bet na.

^^ Hello.

Download ke? Na laughter go kill me everyday be that.

This place is boring, don't you agree with me?

Vic2k3:
But what about the second part of your sentence? Don't play wif ma intelligence smart girl.

Vic, which intelligence you get? No dey deceive yourself abeg.

Sledge, me sef dey bored. You fit come join me, Idowu and Vic for here: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-532830.96.html#bot