₦airaland Forum

dani1luv:
Then wats the purpose of a condom. .shinguard

Good question!

Why you no come put condom shinguard for your legtop laptop?

googles:
Madam put pinshure  

Hehe . . . You no see pinshure for my profile ni?

@Topic, IBK.

Idowuogbo:
excatly my point na , d place dey on different coast so , it dey roast 2, 4 , abi make recite poem to explain
oya A for apple B 4  boy , C  4 condom , D 4 canine  

Ye!! Mo gbe! D for Canine ke?- Make I no talk, before you go start wahala for here.

dani1luv:
na the temperature freeze my laptop   ,
You nor trust me again i cant fit lie

You no try at all, why the temperature no come freeze you?

Pharoh:
You no well . . . na men like me go struggle finish come marry you put for house.    

I no even know again how many percent of ya small head done sawa finish.  

Mine dey go fine . . . just one give am my last effort jare. . .

Shey u like that yoruba film wey i show u that night?  

See your mouth like ". . . Na men like me go struggle finish come marry you put for house. . ."

FYI, na your brain don sawa, no be my own.

Abeg put all ya effort so you go pass that common entrance exam, you hia.

I swear, you no well at all. You give me film make I watch come run commot. Na only one word I get for the film - DRY! You no even try at all. Which kind film be that?

Idowu, no dey use style to insult me. Nigeria and Namibia no be the same place na.

Pharoh:
Na life matter carry me go jare . . . to be a man no easy ooo.  

I no dey even see u for that corner self. . . so how ya acada? hope na u dey on merit sha  

Oya, start clapping for yourself.

Which corner be that? You know say me I no dey do bad things.

Acada dey dia jare, I dey try. Yours nko?

^^ Answer me jore.

Idowuogbo:
lol, omo nambia dey oo
omo d tin hot oo, omo i don black , if u see me omo i look like cocoa wey nestle dey take make coffee

But I be think say the temperature for don come down.

dani1luv:
Babbaay how I fashi your side. . I just go planet pluto pre-arrange sumthins' nah

Ido. , sup.

Na lie jo, shey internet connection no dey Pluto ni?

Dani, you just fashi our side.

Idowu, how Namibia?

Why how near?

Na me suppose dey ask you where you hide yaself.

Bros, how far na?

Complete the sentence nau.

@OP He's such a scaredy-cat.

@ Vic, please stop deceiving yourself.

@OP A girl.

A hater.

You dey mind am?

Mschew.

Someone.

Confused, perhaps?

You this Aboki, I no get time to dey exchange words with you. Go ahead and feel like you're important._{I could care less if you were a snail.}

Thread derailler oshi.

Na you sabi.

He thinks I hate him.

^^ Hey love.

Vic2k3:
Nothing dey im profile. Must be a ghost

Thunder fire your profile.

He-diot, why I go vex?

Lysaa.

You no well at all.

The he-goat don vex.

Tailless monkey.

^^ Hey, how are you?

Combless hen.

Constipated rabbit.

Okija_juju:
Thanks my dear!! It always feels good to be here with friends!

Na company work o!! Na geological engr. I read so na sumtin like that I dey find or anything to use support body and soul!

You're welcome dear.

You talk say geological engineer? That's my field. I could hook you up with some information if you want.

Hello house.

Samklef.

^^ LOL, I understand you.

@OP Yes._{Ulsherlan, what are you talking about?}