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^^ Your address be . . . ?

Mo so fun be, but ko fe gbo.

Oya drop.

Mitchy is. . . emm. . . what?

makajibbz:

Ma da Dayokanu lohun, o fe da arin wa ru.

Pharoh:
Oya which one u dey then  

Yahoo.Hotmail.Skype.Myspace.Speeddate.Badoo.Plentyoffish.Match.com.Friendfinder.Orkut.Friendster.Hi5.?  

If not any of the above . . . tell me the place and i will join u right away.  

Yahoo and skype. I no get time for the other ones.

Pharoh:
Nah he dey pain me say when we dey receive standard education u dey house dey[b] count coca cola bottle cover[/b] dey call am home schooling. 

You still fit enrol for adult education you know.   

I swear, you no get sense at all. Which standard education you receive? See im mouth like receive sef.

I was home-schooled by the best tutors in Japan!

Pharoh:
You know wetin dem dey call nick name?  . . oya figure that one about ya self lol. 

I no get nickname, go find pikin wey go play nickname with you.

dayokanu:
makajibbz se iwo ko mo pe tanimz ti ni oko ni?

Makajibbz ni oko mi.

makajibbz:
mi o care, love is love.

Maka, don't tell me you are leaving me for Mitchyy?

Pharoh:
I like that . . lets meet on facebook like ben and googles.

I'm not on facebook.

Pharoh:
Young woman can you put on ya glasses? . . . that was not the question you were asked.

Seems u have been sleeping . . care for some coffee while i refresh your senses

You don forget the question wey you ask me? . . . And I don't do coffee.

Pharoh:
How dare you abuse a professor? . . .   

Oya follow me to my office to resolve this matter any further.     

** Rubs hands together and gives her that smile on most randy lecturers face. **

Professor wetin?
Ashewo

Okay, I trust you.

Hehe. . . mo wa bored jare.

^^ Why you dey shine teeth for am?

Okay, I trust you.

Oya, for your long awaited answer :

1+1= 2
2=2=4
4+4=8
8+8=16
16+16=32

And so on and so on. . .

You dey crase!

I'm a moral somebody, I don't cheat.

Omo daada.

Pharoh:
Home schooled? . . . Ha no wonder. 

What's with the sad face, e dey pain you say i get sense pass you? 

Pharoh:
Shuo na this type  . . white-star one put for house? . . . .I wept in Terminuz.

Which one be Terminuz now? If I talk say you no get sense now, you go dey cry.

I want to mind.

How dare you! Of course I know the answer.

^^ You be fowl.

What part of Come gist me don't you understand?

No, I was home-schooled.

I no get partner in crime, I be holy person.

Come gist me!

Who be the kids?

Won behave arawon.

Field experience of what? If I may ask.

My feelings? How?

^^ I talk am say na small sense you get.

Aww. . . mo trust e.

^^ You get sense small.

Pharoh:
Hmm . .

Wetin do your mouth?  

blacksta:
I know it is not easy - I go soon open school - where i go train una.

No need Love, Pharoh is untrainable.