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^^ He no dey beg me, e just dey find touble.

But no worry, I go deal with am!

Cheiii:
hai baybay!
, just say yes to us dream.

Yu!

Please stay away from me.

Dyt:
where r my glasses

Shior, no dey embarass yaself for public.

Efemena_xy:
**Throws up**


Gawd forbid bad thing jor!!

My sister, na wetin she dey do be that.

blacksta:
Yepa - Somebody has been receiving bad advice.

And to whom are you referring, Mister?

Abi?

You just quoted and edited.

Insulting me. _{Let my husband catch you first!}

Efemena_xy:
<Phew!!>

Thanks jor!!

Dyt alone fit make pesson sweat - even in the middle of winter

No wahala!


Madam Dyt, e be like say you no know wetin you go take ya time do, abi?

^^ Abeg help me shout am for her ears, 'cos e be like say she don dey age.

Dyt:
smiles n wrinkle
is dat berra

Woman, wink and wrinkle are two different words with different meanings.

Efe, as for the slap, I no wan do anything violent on this beautiful day.

Make we still dey look am, if she continue to misbehave I go give her her rightful portion.

Efemena_xy:
Dyt - Tanimz na clean girl, dat's why I don edit that your post. . .

anyways, seeing as you don try all these guys, what else can I say??

You've been a really busy-bee girl!!

Thanks sweetie.

No mind am, I just ignore after I see say she no ready to shut her mouth. I advise you to do the same.

As for not supporting you, I did and proof is below:

tanimz:
Shey na because I never slap you before you come dey run your mouth like tap. No try me oo

Dyt:
which lady doesntt adore one[b]?[/b] thou dont v one yet

_{And you suppose smile and wink after the sentence.}

^^ Hehe. . . no mind am, she wan make you be like her so una go form Studio's happy ex' club.

Dyt:
ok ow abt sledge or probably tayo or dickless*bt u shld know he doesnt v dat thing o* or is it tanimz u want

Shey na because I never slap you before you come dey run your mouth like tap. No try me oo

Thank you for understanding.

Hehe. . . the part III-

Make we talk about better thing jare, any gists?

Dyt:
which lady doesntt adore one thou dont v one yet

You create good sentence, come spoil the end. You too dey disappoint person sef.

Dyt:
u fit ask tanimz sef,she fit testify abt his thing shebi na she tk am 4rm me n dont listen 2 er she is only tryin 2 tk your eyes of him bt i can assure u a well satisfied desire 4rm studio

Dyt, whatever in heaven's name are you saying?

No be Studio wey dey lust after me? After I no gree answer am he come do wetin he do with you.

Abeg no spoil my name, I get reputation to protect.

P.S Efe, If you are interested in Studio, he is all yours. Don't mind that Dyt, she doesn't know what she is saying.

Thanks Efe, _{Dries tears with the scented tissue.}

I'm done crying. He dare not come back to beg me.

I do have a pre-nuptial agreement.

Thanks again.

Dyt:
efe no mine am o me n studio jst dey play o all those tyms n those babies sef don die bt no worries u can v him now since he has all those things u want n yes he is one hell of a s.ex machine

Ewo!

Efemena_xy:
^^

**gasps!!**

32 pikins!! Dyt!! - d guy no soji 4 u at all!!

una even get d time to do anything else sef??

I dey hear say Mr Stud na s.ex maniac - but I no know say e bad reach like this!!

My sister, na so we see am oo. Na 32 babies dem born, and the guy just walk commot their lives (including Dyt's).

Thanks love.

_{Sobs uncontrollably on Efe's shoulders.}

Efe, you no know say Dyt be Studio ex-wife?

Dem even get 32 babies together.

Don't mind him jare.

I said I don't!

No, I don't.

Why should I marry you?

No for the third time.

Because I can't live with you in the Evil Fowest.

No again.

Thinking.