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^^ I wonder oo. . .

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Q. Why are men like laxatives?
A. They can irritate the shit out of you.

Q. Do you know why men have holes in the end of their joysticks?
A. So oxygen can get into their brains

Q. Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?
A. To knock the joysticks off the smart ones.

Q. What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
A. The man.

romsky:
Jo oo i no fit
1. baff on top transformer
2. use spermatozoa do mayonnaise
3. do guarantor for cow
4. use gutter replace jacuzzi
5. use dry pepper do pan cake
6. use pestle do tooth pick

On point!!

Rhymez:
Tanimz, I have miss u so much . What happened to Nl?

Missed you too hun! 
Im not sure what happened to NL, I think something crashed and it took a day to get it fixed. 

Rhymez:
o boy ! U can talk very well. Take it easy pls

Easy ke? Say wetin happen?

Studio CFR:
is that why u come dey dry teeths for sun like agama lizard?


were is dikele sef?

He be ya mate?

** Nods head in disappointment**

^^

Papine!!!

Mchew, milkless cow

Thinks Im a copy cat. _{I dont know how that is his business}

Look who's talking. Mschew, scaleless lizard.

I dey laff na, abi I no fit laff again?

^^ You dey mind the fowl?

Studio, I have nothing to say to you. Mschew, silly he-goat.

Shior

Doesnt sleep at night.

Shior, where you see that one from

See hatred/envy/jealousy in its highest form!

Na why you come dey dream say you see my husband for dream, or you don dey hallucinate again? Pathetic beast being.

*Nods head in disappointment*

Ashewo!

See im mouth like "bojhoms"

Ole ni e!
Ole ni e!
Ole ni e!
Ole ni e!

Thats my business, I care about other people and I dont want them to fall into your trap.

I no dey on drugs, na you I suppose ask. No be you thief my cafe ticket, come dey ask me for hia if pessin don thief my ticket again? _{You be fowl sef, you no see say I write say na joke?}

As for me misyarning, I no dey misyarn. Which one come konsain my husband for this talk, he no be ya mate, I don tell you like 58 times already

I be better person oh. . . Dont jealous me

You don dey crase!

tayo_ast:
[color=#B03060]
I'm highly dissapointed.
I mean, if we're having problems, askin thugs(studio & D1) 2 beat me up is not d way 4wd.[/color]

Are you alright?
Why you go put my Dikele name with Studio own for the same sentence?
FYI, my husband is not a thug!

^^ Ole

^^ Idyat!!

Whats with the praises? Mchew, no be you thief my cafe ticket? You come come here dey talk fine gurl, no pimple!

_{I just dey joke ohh. . . no come finish me with yabs Wetin I dey talk sef? You no get liver to yab me}

goodass:
lol,just ensure u gt firecover,k?

@op
watch movie wt

No problem

@OP Smile at

Yes!

Squeeze the ass of

Chairman

Lai lai

Why cant you say their names out loud? You dey fear ni?

@OP Sleep with

Studio CFR:
Won'ma riya ni jesu.

Nobody beats a child of god and go free

Then start mentioning their names

Chykason:
shild of Gawd instead