I want garri.√

I'm so excited, he spoke to me!

jackpot:

^errr. .*adjusts my tie*. . .yes of cawse

It's just that i noticed you always begin to dey mis-yarn whenever the 'thing' starts flowing. . .

You dey always misyarn so I guess you're always on your menses - perhaps, you're ?

"The Help" and "The Rise of the Planet of the Apes" were great!

^^ What's your business with my menstrual cycle? Is all well with you?

^^ It's all the same. All join.

^^ You no hear say recession dey? Economy no good, market no dey move.

You are deluded.

Yes, I do.

Studio CFR:

then who will it be from?

The one I love.

I don't need your poems, I'm not that type of person. Even if I were, it won't be from you - never!

That doesn't make any sense. Try again.

I am lost for words.

Ehn? Studio too dey talk big grammar. I thank God for your life sha.

Anyway, I am not bigoted. Try find another grammar.

Bleh!

Konji no hold me at all.

^^ 4 hours?

Very nice. I like it, keep up the good work.

Who is your ex? You drink bleach for dream ni?

bashy_demy:

Hmmm Studio dont start with him stale joke i wonder what planet this guy is from, Taminz how are you jare little sister

Grandfather, I am doing well. We cannot complain. How you dey? Any goodies for me?

mikuz:

Tani come over to my place. That's what i mean! Copy?

I swear, I have suffered! Is this my life?

busybody20:

studio na lie o, u wan leave me go for tanimz i no gree

Aunty, you fit have Studio. I no need am. Rest assured.

Studio CFR:

ME

how can i love someone who's not up to the ladies i sleep with?

Dat na downgrading na

Omo, this suffering is too much! I can't bare it no longer.

^^ Ahh! May the good Lord have mercy on your soul!

El Guapo:

Tz Since i begin to dey fall for see u na so ma Liver jxt dey high!!

Gotta go now Ciao

I am innocent! Stop these allegations!

Anyway, make sure na God work you go do for Church o.

What is this one saying?

You wan terror - wetin? Since when did you grow such liver?

I just dey sing Flavor Nabania song ni o! I am innocent!

Anyway, I'm fine. What's popping? Any gist for me?

El Guano! I know sabi the Ibo you just throw me.

Baby sawale.

chamotex:

smh

Don't worry, you weren't one of them.

I think I'm done stalking people online for today.

I'm nervous and also excited about Monday.

^^ Hehehe. Thanks.

Something is wrong with you.